Massage Parlor Reports

[Lego19]

Decided to peek in at Lazy cat after hearing that they had reopened. Met at the desk by a grannie, asked for Lisa and she mentioned Lisa doesn't work here anymore. Asked her for more info about Lisa in vain. Any whereabouts on her current location?

[Lego19]

Last time I was there, I'd call it a heavy odor of incense. The kind of odor that sticks with you (and on your clothing) after you leave.

It's been awhile since I've seen anyone young there. Pre-pandemic.

But really, if you're in that neighborhood, Soft Bay and Crown are both really close, and in my opinion better places (I only end up at Laurel when both are busy).

Soft bayb has gone downhill after Lulu left.

[EagleStarKen]

I've been there in the past 6 months, I think I got that same older woman, but there was someone younger there with another customer. Although I didn't get a good look at her.

New girl Nikko. Speaks English. Nice rack. First week here. Other older woman named Mary.

[KnoxNenters]

Last time I was there, I'd call it a heavy odor of incense. The kind of odor that sticks with you (and on your clothing) after you leave.

It's been awhile since I've seen anyone young there. Pre-pandemic.

But really, if you're in that neighborhood, Soft Bay and Crown are both really close, and in my opinion better places (I only end up at Laurel when both are busy).

Soft Bay update: Lulu is gone as of April. New girl is not very interesting or all that attractive. Rubmap review is bad. I walked out after realizing she was my only option there.

Crown skeeves me out. Dirty outside and in, and so many stories about how she changes her name, etc. Also noped out of there when I went in once in the past 3 months.

[MartyByrde]

Its just how the forum works. If everyone used a system that they thought would work for them, it could make it difficult to understand. Maybe petition the admins? Its been this way for probably 15-20 years or more. I'm sure people would understand the $37.95 meant if everyone agreed to use that system and have it mean $37k....

But the basic system I mentioned would be understandable to everyone! Again, it's what all of us learned (I assume) at a young age, and what all of us are exposed to.

And yes, I know it has been that way for a long time, but there are just too many variations on the notation.

Finally, what about $37,500? Designate it as $37.5? Not very intuitive. And most merchants prefer to advertise prices just under an even amount. Like $37.99, $109.95, etc.

[Seattle Ampfan]

Just not a place with youth, and has a faint cigarette odor, kinda dungeon-why.

Last time I was there, I'd call it a heavy odor of incense. The kind of odor that sticks with you (and on your clothing) after you leave.

It's been awhile since I've seen anyone young there. Pre-pandemic.

But really, if you're in that neighborhood, Soft Bay and Crown are both really close, and in my opinion better places (I only end up at Laurel when both are busy).

[Seattle Ampfan]

Does anyone have an experience there in the past 6 months with any hot FS providers under 35?

I've been there in the past 6 months, I think I got that same older woman, but there was someone younger there with another customer. Although I didn't get a good look at her.

[Shogun Hua]

That is the way you'd see prices designated at a business. When did you ever see an automobile dealer advertise a $37,950 car as $37.95?

As for "standard tip", that depends on what services the woman offers. This is the "scale" I go by:

Its just how the forum works. If everyone used a system that they thought would work for them, it could make it difficult to understand. Maybe petition the admins? Its been this way for probably 15-20 years or more. I'm sure people would understand the $37.95 meant if everyone agreed to use that system and have it mean $37k....

[JblPlatinum]

I Will say though she gives great service, still has a great body that I'd reckon is med 30's. And the whole pre and post shower for her price with a solid massage is quite worth it vs alternatives.

[KnoxNenters]

For your reference, here is my list of some AMPs I've checked out over the last year.

This is superb intel, and I can corroborate Laurel Spa. Just went last weekend, had the most amazing prostate massage from a woman approaching 60. It was joyous, and I wouldn't hesitate to go back. Just not a place with youth, and has a faint cigarette odor, kinda dungeon-why.

Thanks for the details on the others. Adding some to my list.

[KnoxNenters]

Went recently. Saw Mary. 50's I would guess. Paid for an hour.

The address for Good shows up on all those rubmd and bedpage type sites, showing the usual young women in obvious sexual situations. I was really curious to go there, but had seen some similar reviews stating that the staff there are anything but those young type women. Thanks for the info. , just wish they'd live up to expectations.

Does anyone have an experience there in the past 6 months with any hot FS providers under 35?

[PeterHouston]

Went recently. Saw Mary. 50's I would guess. Paid for an hour.

Had an appointment but still made to wait 15 minutes. They were not busy so not sure why.

Tried to get me out in 30 minutes. I pointed out I paid for an hour. Gave some more massage but at the hour mark.

From when I walked in she was done. (I thought for sure you made me wait 15 minutes? I guess that counts as part of the massage?

Massage was halfhearted. She was in and out of the room every 5 minutes or less for whatever reason.

No teasing at all. Offered covered boom boom after flip $. 4. Refused uncovered. Then HJ with her nude to $. Dropped that to. 8 when I said no.

OK HJ and roaming allowed north and south. More halfhearted massage after HJ.

Would not repeat. Better options abound at other places.

[MartyByrde]

Thanks for the tips. You sure you are getting the prices right? Seems like a lot for a HJ. THis is how the pricing works, see the abbreviations list. You mention "standard" tip, what are you tipping standard?

$ $100.

$$ $200.

$$$ $300.

Again, that "notation" is cumbersome. Why not just say:

$100.

$200.

$300.

$350.

That is the way you'd see prices designated at a business. When did you ever see an automobile dealer advertise a $37,950 car as $37.95?

As for "standard tip", that depends on what services the woman offers. This is the "scale" I go by:

HE / HJ - $40.

BBBJ - $60-$80.

BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFS - $140-$160.

One women I have been visiting allows me to perform DATY and DATO on her, and provides me with a HJ. The tip I give (on top of the hourly donation of $60) is $40. So, those "standard" tips can vary.

[Shogun Hua]

However, if a decent massage and good HE is your jam with a lower cost point as well- check out the below spots:

Aroma Massage (ATF spot- Lake City, formerly known as Panda) - $.4 hh / $.6 hr + standard tip.

Thanks for the tips. You sure you are getting the prices right? Seems like a lot for a HJ. THis is how the pricing works, see the abbreviations list. You mention "standard" tip, what are you tipping standard?

$ $100.

$$ $200.

$$$ $300.

$$$ .5 $350 (get it?

I had to change where i was going for an R+T, the lady i was seeing moved on. I've had some good success at "Maple Village Massage' near UW. All in for, .8 for 30 min and $.2 for 60min for a good massage and HJ, i've only done OTC touching. Ive rarely seen the same girl there twice, but usually 25-35yo. Decent massage, sometimes with "hot rocks" which is very nice.

[DandiDanny]

Does anyone have a clue where Alice at Mini Massage (they recently changed their name. I think it was Sun massage? Or something like that) in Lynwood relocated to? "She gone to vacation" is what I got from mama. I was not so pleased by the new talent. And it seems like Chloe from Rainbow Health is working there now.