Massage Parlor Reports

[Porkys1980]

Was obviously a joke.

Yah theres le. They come in undercover sometimes to check for licenses and permits. No ones above the law except 440 area, but even then they get busted.

Anyone been to whale on Brookhurst?

Sunny health was good not anymore.

Same girls and so many mongers been in them or had bjs already. Kinda gross if you ask Me.

Just like Lucy. Their ads been blowing up as well. I heard 107 in LF is good too anyone been in the girls there?

[OC Johnny]

Exactly. I'm not sure how Jerry X is getting such better service there. I went to BioLuna / Biotherapy recently to give it a try and saw Natalie. Stay away from Natalie -just about the worst AMP experience I've had. The massage was brief and terrible, on the flip she immediately gripped my dick about as tight as if she was dangling off a cliff and my dick was the only thing keep her from falling and then she jackhammered me and started complaining "oh my hand. My hand is tired". They need to fire her asap. Don't know if other girls there are any better, but most AMP experiences I have at other places are pretty enjoyable - this was about the worst ever.

Maybe Jerry X can tell us some names of who is giving out BJs and FS and elaborate on what the service is like? Without this info, I will never go back, not even for free.

Had Meyu after reading really good reviews. HJ only. Made an excuse that she had braces so no BJ. WTF.

[Taws6]

Was obviously a joke.

Obviously, it passed right over my head.

[Plasma Spray]

So no FS? Or there is a FS?

I would say 3/4 times there. First timers are hesitant to do FS but always HE. YMMV.

[Kevin80]

What the fuck does that mean?

Are you trying to say that massage parlors can avoid LE by operating in a facility with minimal / no parking?

If that were the case, one would think every massage joint would rent accordingly.

They do not.

Was obviously a joke.

[CryMoarHoar]

Can confirm Nicole back at Le Palace. I asked if. Permanent, she said maybe just for a bit. So who knows. Still a good session.

Honestly don't like Nicole as much anymore after the change. I been regular for a while but I did not ask her for anything more than HE. Has anybody got any luck getting extra miles from her?

[CubeBrick]

On even rarer occasions, Havana offers 4 hands with one of the regular girls and Luna. I've never been lucky enough to have the cash on hand or the time when these rare events popped up, but that definitely sounds like a fun time.

One weird thing about Havana is it seems that every time Ive been there, Luna ends up coming into the room while Im undressed. A couple of times I was just barely getting my underwear off and was about to climb onto the table and she walked in to give me my $5 change. A couple other times I was laying on the table and she poked her head in to tell me my provider would be there in a few minutes. No biggie, I just thought it was a little strange. Either she enjoys looking or shes hoping that Id ask her to join in sometime for an extra fee.

Wondering how things are going at the legit spas? Due to this horrible economic downturn (you will own no-thing and be haaaapy) I noticed most of these places are getting desperate. Trying to push a 2 girl session because their girls aren't getting enough turns. I don't have enough cash on hand for a 4 hand. Plus I think it's usually wasted money.

I really hope there's light at the end of the tunnel for these ladies. It has been terrible last 3 years.

[CubeBrick]

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Talina is very sensual and gorgeous. She is open minded when it comes to doing stuff with other women. She is a dream girl for sure.

[Slammer6008]

Slammer clear your mailbox bud.

Yes the midget is still available.

[TommyGaines]

I like Bamboo myself, but I don't see why its considered the gold standard here. I think the best alternative is Oasis (they changed the name recently which I forgot) on Fairview and Warner: fully enclosed room with a door and complete privacy, a real massage with some back walking, your brass hand polished, and one of the girls there allowed full access UTC top / botton on first visit while wearing a dress (but the other one offered no roaming). And super easy parking 3 paces from the front door. (4 + $. 5 = $. 9).

Back to Westminster, there is BW, Sunny Health (SH) below BW, Top10 (TT) (a mile east from BW at Brookhurst & Westm), One-by-One (half mile west of BW), plus a few other places. I've gone to all of these places since they were legit before they morphed into jack shacks. I'll compare BW and SH which are almost on top of each other, along with TT.

1. Massage Quality: The best is Jenny at TT or maybe Helen at SH. Most massages at BW and SH have been good, with SH's "script" a little more detailed, and lasts longer. I have seen girls work up a sweat giving a massage at SH, which I have never had elsewhere. TT had the best (Jenny) and worst (Tiffany).

2. Tease: During the pandemic, BW rolled out their hot-water-wash of ass / taint / balls, which is uniquely good, but its a slightly impersonal feel of being at the doctors office. The SH tease goes like this. You're on your back. She starts rubbing your nipples, then long strokes from chest all the way to public hair, while the girl straddles above you. Her boobs sometimes in your face, or even her closed snatch a tongue's length away. You can not help yourself to reach up and massage those strong thighs around your head, and get a few handfuls of unobstructed ass. More than one girl as allowed me to unhook their bra and start sucking like Romulus and Remus as they are suspended above me. You can't tell me that is not a serious tease. At TT, the "tease" the universal "coffee grinder" motion with "you want?..

Great review. Much appreciated for your info. I used to get the A / A confused at BW. Called Anna "Andie" once during the finish and she just laughed LOL. Ever since I grab for the tits, little tiny ones would be Anna, but I don't mind. But I am not much into the prostate thing that they started doing some time back.

With your review, I need to visit SH down stairs a little more. Only had the pleasure of Grace in the past.

Is "TT" Top Ten in a large plaza? Haven't been there since pre-pan.

[SlickJJ]

Add a 5 in the front an lose one of the s's.

Slammer clear your mailbox bud.

[TommyGaines]

Can confirm Nicole back at Le Palace. I asked if. Permanent, she said maybe just for a bit. So who knows. Still a good session.

She's back, but never know for how long, so better get in soon. Always a good session. Top comes off with a slow finish. Be generous and she'll remember you.

[JetStream1]

What the fuck does that mean?

Are you trying to say that massage parlors can avoid LE by operating in a facility with minimal / no parking?

If that were the case, one would think every massage joint would rent accordingly.

They do not.

This is a variety of speech known as "humor" or "a joke" - making light of the horrid parking situation there.

More seriously, the owner of one of the legit shops down the street told me they had been visited by Westminster city officials and told to remove some curtains or something. Not sure how these other places are immune from such visits. But that's not LE.

[Gulongitlog]

Can confirm Nicole back at Le Palace. I asked if. Permanent, she said maybe just for a bit. So who knows. Still a good session.

[SaltyDog]

Any idea if there is a provider with body type close to this? https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca6V5FTsV8L/.

You haven't seen the avaocmassage or oc_charlitheestallion massage gals on that site?