Massage Parlor Reports

[BigBoDonk]

Any idea if there is a provider with body type close to this? https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca6V5FTsV8L/.

[BigBoDonk]

Agreed, we will not find Lucy on the pages of Playboy or featured in a movie trailer. But, any woman who presents her breasts to me, goes after my equipment, welcomes me inside her, and at least pretends she wants me orgasming inside her while she presses her breasts into my chest is, like Dragon says, "a gem. " A keeper. Someone to hold up, value, protect. I sorely wish there were more women like her, in this frustrating world of ours.

Lift Her Up.

Dang dude she would be probably a good wife material unless she would be as greedy as she is.

[JetStream1]

Where's Bw or what's the name LOL?

Bamwood, Bamboozled, Bamboo Wood, BW, Bamboo.

I think of it as the red patent leather lounge.

Wham Bam thank you Ma'am.

[Slammer6008]

I think it's called Stars.

Add a 5 in the front an lose one of the s's.

[SpreadEmWide]

I would like to hear more about this big lots one LOL.

I think it's called Stars.

[SpreadEmWide]

I like Bamboo myself, but I don't see why its considered the gold standard here. I think the best alternative is Oasis (they changed the name recently which I forgot) on Fairview and Warner: fully enclosed room with a door and complete privacy, a real massage with some back walking, your brass hand polished, and one of the girls there allowed full access UTC top / botton on first visit while wearing a dress (but the other one offered no roaming). And super easy parking 3 paces from the front door. (4 + $. 5 = $. 9).

Back to Westminster, there is BW, Sunny Health (SH) below BW, Top10 (TT) (a mile east from BW at Brookhurst & Westm), One-by-One (half mile west of BW), plus a few other places. I've gone to all of these places since they were legit before they morphed into jack shacks. I'll compare BW and SH which are almost on top of each other, along with TT.

1. Massage Quality: The best is Jenny at TT or maybe Helen at SH. Most massages at BW and SH have been good, with SH's "script" a little more detailed, and lasts longer. I have seen girls work up a sweat giving a massage at SH, which I have never had elsewhere. TT had the best (Jenny) and worst (Tiffany)...

Grace is good. I hate the curtains LOL.

Where's Bw or what's the name LOL?

[LngTimeMongr]

Exactly! She's definitely not for me but she has a following because she satisfies the needs of many for a price that's hard to beat. Some may have hidden gems that they are unwilling to reveal. Yes, you can criticize her age, her face, her fake hard tits but Lucy is the proverbial "Johnny on the spot". If detractors will tell this forum who provides equal or better service for the price and effort (by effort I mean how you must woo or try to convince that you are a not LE or that you must look like Chou Yun-Fat or Brad Pitt), make her known to the forum. Sure, there will be a stampede to your provider and she'll hate you forever but show us the way or be silent and let the mongers have Lucy!

Trying to find this mystical place is it the foot flexology by the fish & C?

[SpreadEmWide]

Has anyone gone here? I heard there is another Granda ma like Lucy.

[SpreadEmWide]

In the Westminster area and had some free time.

Was headed to blue sky but saw a little hole in the wall that looked natural.

Greeted by Amy. A thicker Viet gal 30/40 ish.

Cute. Knew how to present Herself well.

Paid for an hour that was probably a mistake as I find this is more of a turn & burn outfit.

Started with a nice massage but didn't take too long to find her top.

Off abs rubbing her boobs across my back.

She offered FS but I only wanted BJ.

Got CBJ for $100. Could have haggled I'm sure but was tired so didn't want to play the game..

Blue sky used to be good with the Lucy's type of massages.

Any salad tosser besides Fish and Chip?

So what's the hole in the wall called or nearby?

[JetStream1]

I...even her closed snatch a tongue's length away. You can not help yourself to reach up and massage those strong thighs around your head, and get a few handfuls of unobstructed ass. ...

Please excuse some of my typos. In this case it should read "even her clothed snatch is just a tongues length over your face. You can't help yourself but to read up and. ". Probably some other typos too. Yeah I'm human.

Why don't some of us simply inform SH and other places of how to do the "Bamboo Table shower", and inform BW about acoustic tiles and better partitions? Instead of just complaining and being a passive recipient, take the initiative to tell them what we want.

A little more detail about SH Grace. She is the only girl in any of these three places who has a real personality. I heard her a few rooms down the other day servicing a guy and speaking in Chinese the whole time with her squeaky voice. And she was pleasant and laughing with the guy the entire time. Possibly a non-HE situation but she was bubbly and charming. And she is just as charming when she gives you special service, or when you see her in the lobby having chosen someone else.

I didn't mention One-by-One because every year or so they completely change. It was my go-to place around 2013, but every time I go in, it seems the staff has changed, and they upped the cover charge to $.5. The last time I went in there, I was waiting for 10 minutes before anyone came to the front. I started chatting with another monger who had been waiting even longer.

[Caribe]

Agreed, we will not find Lucy on the pages of Playboy or featured in a movie trailer. But, any woman who presents her breasts to me, goes after my equipment, welcomes me inside her, and at least pretends she wants me orgasming inside her while she presses her breasts into my chest is, like Dragon says, "a gem. " A keeper. Someone to hold up, value, protect. I sorely wish there were more women like her, in this frustrating world of ours.

Lift Her Up.

Exactly! She's definitely not for me but she has a following because she satisfies the needs of many for a price that's hard to beat. Some may have hidden gems that they are unwilling to reveal. Yes, you can criticize her age, her face, her fake hard tits but Lucy is the proverbial "Johnny on the spot". If detractors will tell this forum who provides equal or better service for the price and effort (by effort I mean how you must woo or try to convince that you are a not LE or that you must look like Chou Yun-Fat or Brad Pitt), make her known to the forum. Sure, there will be a stampede to your provider and she'll hate you forever but show us the way or be silent and let the mongers have Lucy!

[OcSteven]

In the Westminster area and had some free time.

Was headed to blue sky but saw a little hole in the wall that looked natural.

Greeted by Amy. A thicker Viet gal 30/40 ish.

Cute. Knew how to present Herself well.

Paid for an hour that was probably a mistake as I find this is more of a turn & burn outfit.

Started with a nice massage but didn't take too long to find her top.

Off abs rubbing her boobs across my back.

She offered FS but I only wanted BJ.

Got CBJ for $100. Could have haggled I'm sure but was tired so didn't want to play the game.

She was pretty rough on the BJ. Treated my duck like it was a chew toy.

Finished and she cleaned and worked my shoulders back and head a bit more before deciding that was it.

Probably got about 40-45 minutes altogether. We talked & she told me they rotate girls and.

Her next stop was riverside.

Not the best, not the worst & probably could have gotten cheaper but I was on to pay.

For the convenience. Would only pay for 30 next time.

Massage 6/10.

BJ 4/10 if you like rough BJs with teeth probably 8/10.

60 house for hr and 100 tip.

[Lift Her Up]

You guys must be really desperate. Long time ago, I walk in, saw her. Bust a you-Turn and left. Went to parlor across the street instead. LOL.

Agreed, we will not find Lucy on the pages of Playboy or featured in a movie trailer. But, any woman who presents her breasts to me, goes after my equipment, welcomes me inside her, and at least pretends she wants me orgasming inside her while she presses her breasts into my chest is, like Dragon says, "a gem. " A keeper. Someone to hold up, value, protect. I sorely wish there were more women like her, in this frustrating world of ours.

Lift Her Up.

[JetStream1]

Don't have the time and money to take one for the team nowadays so I'm asking for suggestions / recommendations ...Any place out there that is similar to Bamboo?

I like Bamboo myself, but I don't see why its considered the gold standard here. I think the best alternative is Oasis (they changed the name recently which I forgot) on Fairview and Warner: fully enclosed room with a door and complete privacy, a real massage with some back walking, your brass hand polished, and one of the girls there allowed full access UTC top / botton on first visit while wearing a dress (but the other one offered no roaming). And super easy parking 3 paces from the front door. (4 + $. 5 = $. 9).

Back to Westminster, there is BW, Sunny Health (SH) below BW, Top10 (TT) (a mile east from BW at Brookhurst & Westm), One-by-One (half mile west of BW), plus a few other places. I've gone to all of these places since they were legit before they morphed into jack shacks. I'll compare BW and SH which are almost on top of each other, along with TT.

1. Massage Quality: The best is Jenny at TT or maybe Helen at SH. Most massages at BW and SH have been good, with SH's "script" a little more detailed, and lasts longer. I have seen girls work up a sweat giving a massage at SH, which I have never had elsewhere. TT had the best (Jenny) and worst (Tiffany).

2. Tease: During the pandemic, BW rolled out their hot-water-wash of ass / taint / balls, which is uniquely good, but its a slightly impersonal feel of being at the doctors office. The SH tease goes like this. You're on your back. She starts rubbing your nipples, then long strokes from chest all the way to public hair, while the girl straddles above you. Her boobs sometimes in your face, or even her closed snatch a tongue's length away. You can not help yourself to reach up and massage those strong thighs around your head, and get a few handfuls of unobstructed ass. More than one girl as allowed me to unhook their bra and start sucking like Romulus and Remus as they are suspended above me. You can't tell me that is not a serious tease. At TT, the "tease" the universal "coffee grinder" motion with "you want?

3. Access: BW girls are famously conservative on first visits. Apparently it disturbs their delicate morality, until you become a regular and pay ever greater tips. It seems there are always limits. SH on the other hand, almost all of the girls provide some element of access right off the bat. I have had many bras off. And a new girl Rose, her pants came down so fast, I was surprised and she seemed up for some DATY. TT either allowed no access or else you have pay handsomely for it. Helen is also very open to all roaming and has big bazongas.

4. Price Point: Currently, I believe BW / SH / TT are all $40 for 60-70 min with hot stones. BW offers their "monger special" of $35 for less rocking and more jacking. In olden days (March 2020), you could prepay massages at SH so they ended up costing $26 while BW was $30.

5. Attractiveness (face / body) : The youngest cutest sexiest girl of all three places is Tiffany at TT. She could be on the arm of a billionaire as his yacht sails into Monaco. Each place has a super star lookers (BW Andi, SH Yoyo, TT TIffany), and a few super star providers (BW Anna, Linda, SH Grace / Lucy, TT Jenny). All three of the hotties: Tiffany, Andy, Yoyo. Seem to realize they could have had much better lives if fate had dealt them a different hand. So there is an enthusiasm issue. And I don't blame them. In the real world, none of these girls would give you the time of day if you met them in a club.

For GFE, the winner is SH Grace. Some of the BW girls give a cuddle at the end, but Grace makes you feel special from the moment she picks you up at the lobby. There are times, I dispense with the massage, and start hugging her from the get-go and she flows with it. When its happy time, you don't feel like you are violating a nun, she (and SH Rose) get into it.

SH Helen is in her own category. Kind of the opposite of the super models. Not someone I would normally choose as she is older. But she is a very nice woman, she works her ass off giving you a good massage, and she gives you great access to the best boobs in all three places.

6. Privacy & Noise:

SH has curtained rooms which are so closely packed that I feel the massage lady in the next room hit my arm with I am face down. Plus their "doors" are Japanese shoji screens clipped to the curtains. And their have been occasional moments of hilarity when a screen falls, or is left ajar as you are naked on the table, but largely it works. The rooms are pretty dark and people often have to use their cell phones as flash lights to see stuff. Like their wedding ring that's on the ground. And in fact, I had FS once, and recently moans from one of the rooms, like I was not alone. It is a pretty loud place at times, and girls often have short conversations through the curtains with coworkers outside.

BW's "rooms" are more spacious on all sides which is nice. I generally felt more peaceful in BW, but its popularity means that I always have a monger or "Talkative Tommy" on the other side of the curtain. And perhaps because its a quieter place, I hear the details of the next room more clearly at BW than SH (hence you see many comments here about mongers in the next room). TT has drywall-and-wood rooms with actual doors, but the walls do not go all the way up, and I have heard every single word and oily stroke in the next room with crystal clarity.

7. Management: SH has somewhat chaotic management (Steven PPS) and everything is a bit more freewheeling. And there are scheduling screw ups or delays at time. But they are also forgiving if you screw up too. BW has the best manager in the business Mindy. And never a screw up or scheduling problem. But she will chastise you for being late, and call to make sure you are on time.

8. The Vibe: No one else seems to consider this, but there is a happy vibe at SH. When you arrive, your girl will come out and take you by the hand, and smile at you and escort you to the room like she is happy to see you. As you pass other girls, you have had in the past, they will often smile. During the massage, some of the girls will sing along with the piped in music. At the end, they wait for you with your tea and a smile and laugh at jokes. They seem to hang out at the front or in their break room enjoying themselves.

The girls at BW seem pleasant and professional but not very talkative. When you see them in the lobby (when you didn't choose them) they don't give you the time of day. In fact, they seem a bit stressed and seem to want to get out of the lobby. They are somewhat friendly in the room, but very few of them are big talkers.

TT Jenny is very friendly (SH style) but no access. Their superstar beauty TT Tiffany, but has the attitude to match. Moody, and irritable at times, although other guys report she can be a sweetie when she wants to be. Prepare to break out some money to get the same access you get for free at SH.

9. Lobby: I prefer SH's lobby waiting area because its large and pretty dark even during day time. Even when there are others waiting, it feels fine. They used to have a bunch of live birds in there which were fun to watch. BW's lobby looks a little nicer (a bit like an old Chinese restaurant) but its smaller and well lit, which makes for a little less comfort when other mongers are sitting there cheek to jowl. TT has no lobby to speak of. TT has tiny well lit lobby which is in plain view of the family of four walking past.

10. Parking and Access: BW and SH has that notoriously shitty crowded parking lot with people who just got driving licenses trying to make a turn against traffic and backing up the exit for 10 minutes. TT is only slightly better. The city zoning commission should have insisted on sufficient parking for the number of businesses. BW has the most discrete entrance, SH less. And TT always seems a little embarrassing to enter in front of normal shoppers. But all these places have back entrances.

[cheapguy]

I am not sure why there is so much hate for Lucy. I think she is reasonably attractive, and a solid performer. I have paid way more for ladies with bad attitude and lots of rules. If she is not your cup of tea, then go elsewhere. For me, I find her to be an accommodating and nice lady. I guess if you need drop dead gorgeous model material in their 20's, she is not for you. Visited her Sunday and left happy.