Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**DeeJohn808** · 04-09-22 15:29

Anyone got a name for this one? Last 4 digits 2895. I included screenshots in case the ad goes down.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...468974992.html

**Darkman808** · 04-03-22 18:56

Originally Posted by Kennie1933 [View Original Post]

Guys,

I don't think I've ever done this, but I have to give a negative report on a provider. I can usually overlook appearance because hey, I'm not exactly Mr. Hawaii myself. But today, I had the absolute worst experience all time. The provider lists in CL using the title: "great massage. " There is a picture of a cute Chinese girl who I already knew was not going to be the girl. That's pretty standard. Let me start with the PRO's first: good location (Kamoku Street across Iolani School), reserved parking stall right in front of unit, but also lots of free street parking. Her name is Nina. OK, now the cons. Where do I begin? She is Chinese, about late 40's-50's. I know because she has colored hair with 2" gray roots. That's how I knew it's colored. About 5'5" or so, maybe 120-130, somewhat saggy B's though not horrible with fairly nice nips, a couple pooch folds, flat butt and skinny legs. BUT. I did say I can overlook appearance, and it was OK. Here's the last few straws: 200 payment up front. Before I could even take it from my pants pocket, she was grabbing it from my hand. Bad sign, I know. Her massage started off badly with elbows digging into my back, sides, arms and legs. I asked her to go lighter and she did. For 20 seconds. Then it was back to elbow digging time. She did do some nude nuru with oil but absolutely zero teasing. So on the flip I was not "ready. " She noticed as she tried to put on a cover, so she did some CBJ, and I got somewhat "ready. " She quickly turned around and said "doggy. " OK, let's give it a go. She kept twisting and pushing, making it hard to get any kind of rhythm, but I will admit she was enthusiastic. I then kind of had to force her to lie on her back to do mish. She didn't seem to care for it and frankly, neither did I because it was then that I noticed some odors, breath and below. I opted for a HJ and when I lay down, she instead jumped on me CG and again, with some enthusiasm, started jumping up and down, pounding hard on my pelvic bone, and even bending JR when he accidentally slipped out for a second. PAIN! All this time, I'm telling her to slow down! When she finally gets the message for HJ, it was hard pulling jackhammer style, pulling too far out, then jamming back down into my pelvic bone and crushing the boys like someone was kicking me there. I asked her to go slower, be gentler. She did, for a couple of strokes, then back to jackhammer. It was almost as if she was angry but it was actually overenthusiasm. For the first time ever with any provider, I got up and said, "That's enough!" She was like, "Why? Why you no finish?" It was short on time, 45 minutes, bad odors, and just overall unpleasant. As I showered and walked back to my car, I got that feeling that I'm sure some of you get: "Wow, I could have spent the money on _ and had a MUCH better time!" Well, I TOFFT today. I always say, YMMV, so maybe one of you will get a heavenly experience, but I'm moving on.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...457984940.html

Personally, a bad review about ANY providers services are the best to post. Because you help other mongers AVOID wasting time and money. My opinion? I would rather here about ten bad providers instead of 20 good reviews about 1 provider, which is the most common thing here on this board. Many of the same guys keep posting about repeat visits to the same providers, that are well documented here.

I'd rather learn about who to avoid and cross them off the list. Even better, when that bad provider starts getting no customers from her lane service, she changes her service or leaves town.

In that case, mongers win.

Everyone e should be posting here about bad or mediocre service with specifics about the individual provider AND a link to their ad or a 'screen shot' of their ad. Screen shots are best because, over time, the ads disappear, but the bad provider sticks around doing bad service. Makes it hard for mongers to keep up with fake ads and pics.

Thanks for your effort AND your post!

**CruzinKTown** · 04-03-22 06:22

Has anyone tried the Waikiki Wellness Center. There's a therapist by the name Ashley. Wondering if she's legit?

**Kennie1933** · 03-19-22 23:33

Originally Posted by Honolulu1 [View Original Post]

Everytime I read an experience like Kennie's, I cringe as I been there too many times. But if you read the forums and learn who to check out, who to avoid them you save a lot of time and money. Yeah I sometimes will venture and go see one of those bad reviews just for the heck of it. And if it's really bad, braddahs, I will definitely let you all know to avoid. So Kennie, sorry this happened and taking one for the Union Brotherhood, but it will get better and you learn from your mistakes. Hope you keep finding those diamonds around the islands. They are there, just keep at it. Hono1.

I DO read the forum all the time. But there was no review for this one, so that's why I said I TOFFT. If someone else had seen her and written what I wrote, I'd stay far away. Because of the forum, I have had excellent times with Nara (aka Lemon), Bunny (back in the day), Coco, even Junko. I've seen Downtown Nana (now Punchbowl?) and had a great time! Funny thing is, I am actually a little shy about seeing her more because I'm always thinking she is so pretty, what must she think about "close to Shrek" me? But yeah, this one was the worst. And, I didn't even describe the condition of the inside of her apartment!!

**Honolulu1** · 03-19-22 11:28

Originally Posted by Kennie1933 [View Original Post]

Guys,

I don't think I've ever done this, but I have to give a negative report on a provider. I can usually overlook appearance because hey, I'm not exactly Mr. Hawaii myself. But today, I had the absolute worst experience all time. The provider lists in CL using the title: "great massage. " There is a picture of a cute Chinese girl who I already knew was not going to be the girl. That's pretty standard. Let me start with the PRO's first: good location (Kamoku Street across Iolani School), reserved parking stall right in front of unit, but also lots of free street parking. Her name is Nina. OK, now the cons. Where do I begin? She is Chinese, about late 40's-50's. I know because she has colored hair with 2" gray roots. That's how I knew it's colored. About 5'5" or so, maybe 120-130, somewhat saggy B's though not horrible with fairly nice nips, a couple pooch folds, flat butt and skinny legs. BUT. I did say I can overlook appearance, and it was OK. Here's the last few straws: 200 payment up front. Before I could even take it from my pants pocket, she was grabbing it from my hand. Bad sign, I know. Her massage started off badly with elbows digging into my back, sides, arms and legs. I asked her to go lighter and she did. For 20 seconds. Then it was back to elbow digging time. She did do some nude nuru with oil but absolutely zero teasing. So on the flip I was not "ready. " She noticed as she tried to put on a cover, so she did some CBJ, and I got somewhat "ready. " She quickly turned around and said "doggy. " OK, let's give it a go. She kept twisting and pushing, making it hard to get any kind of rhythm, but I will admit she was enthusiastic. I then kind of had to force her to lie on her back to do mish. She didn't seem to care for it and frankly, neither did I because it was then that I noticed some odors, breath and below. I opted for a HJ and when I lay down, she instead jumped on me CG and again, with some enthusiasm, started jumping up and down, pounding hard on my pelvic bone, and even bending JR when he accidentally slipped out for a second. PAIN! All this time, I'm telling her to slow down! When she finally gets the message for HJ, it was hard pulling jackhammer style, pulling too far out, then jamming back down into my pelvic bone and crushing the boys like someone was kicking me there. I asked her to go slower, be gentler. She did, for a couple of strokes, then back to jackhammer. It was almost as if she was angry but it was actually overenthusiasm. For the first time ever with any provider, I got up and said, "That's enough!" She was like, "Why? Why you no finish?" It was short on time, 45 minutes, bad odors, and just overall unpleasant. As I showered and walked back to my car, I got that feeling that I'm sure some of you get: "Wow, I could have spent the money on _ and had a MUCH better time!" Well, I TOFFT today. I always say, YMMV, so maybe one of you will get a heavenly experience, but I'm moving on.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...457984940.html

Everytime I read an experience like Kennie's, I cringe as I been there too many times. But if you read the forums and learn who to check out, who to avoid them you save a lot of time and money. Yeah I sometimes will venture and go see one of those bad reviews just for the heck of it. And if it's really bad, braddahs, I will definitely let you all know to avoid. So Kennie, sorry this happened and taking one for the Union Brotherhood, but it will get better and you learn from your mistakes. Hope you keep finding those diamonds around the islands. They are there, just keep at it. Hono1.

**Llowly** · 03-18-22 03:44

Originally Posted by Kennie1933 [View Original Post]

Guys,

I don't think I've ever done this, but I have to give a negative report on a provider. I can usually overlook appearance because hey, I'm not exactly Mr. Hawaii myself. But today, I had the absolute worst experience all time. The provider lists in CL using the title: "great massage. " There is a picture of a cute Chinese girl who I already knew was not going to be the girl. That's pretty standard. Let me start with the PRO's first: good location (Kamoku Street across Iolani School), reserved parking stall right in front of unit, but also lots of free street parking. Her name is Nina. OK, now the cons. Where do I begin? She is Chinese, about late 40's-50's. I know because she has colored hair with 2" gray roots. That's how I knew it's colored. About 5'5" or so, maybe 120-130, somewhat saggy B's though not horrible with fairly nice nips, a couple pooch folds, flat butt and skinny legs. BUT. I did say I can overlook appearance, and it was OK. Here's the last few straws: 200 payment up front. Before I could even take it from my pants pocket, she was grabbing it from my hand. Bad sign, I know. Her massage started off badly with elbows digging into my back, sides, arms and legs.

LOL, Kennie, I don't know what to say, was about to say, sorry to hear how you got ripped, I'm not sure if that can be applied here. Matter of fact I would even say she has some redeeming qualities about her that I rarely see in other providers, idk, enthusiasm is hard to find here, somehow I even found a little place I my heart for this provider, nice review.

**Lknfrpssy** · 03-17-22 22:00

You could have seen Nicole for $$ and had a great time.

Originally Posted by Kennie1933 [View Original Post]

Guys,

I don't think I've ever done this, but I have to give a negative report on a provider. I can usually overlook appearance because hey, I'm not exactly Mr. Hawaii myself. But today, I had the absolute worst experience all time. The provider lists in CL using the title: "great massage. " There is a picture of a cute Chinese girl who I already knew was not going to be the girl. That's pretty standard. Let me start with the PRO's first: good location (Kamoku Street across Iolani School), reserved parking stall right in front of unit, but also lots of free street parking. Her name is Nina. OK, now the cons. Where do I begin? She is Chinese, about late 40's-50's. I know because she has colored hair with 2" gray roots. That's how I knew it's colored. About 5'5" or so, maybe 120-130, somewhat saggy B's though not horrible with fairly nice nips, a couple pooch folds, flat butt and skinny legs. BUT. I did say I can overlook appearance, and it was OK. Here's the last few straws: 200 payment up front. Before I could even take it from my pants pocket, she was grabbing it from my hand. Bad sign, I know. Her massage started off badly with elbows digging into my back, sides, arms and legs. I asked her to go lighter and she did. For 20 seconds. Then it was back to elbow digging time. She did do some nude nuru with oil but absolutely zero teasing. So on the flip I was not "ready. " She noticed as she tried to put on a cover, so she did some CBJ, and I got somewhat "ready. " She quickly turned around and said "doggy. " OK, let's give it a go. She kept twisting and pushing, making it hard to get any kind of rhythm, but I will admit she was enthusiastic. I then kind of had to force her to lie on her back to do mish. She didn't seem to care for it and frankly, neither did I because it was then that I noticed some odors, breath and below. I opted for a HJ and when I lay down, she instead jumped on me CG and again, with some enthusiasm, started jumping up and down, pounding hard on my pelvic bone, and even bending JR when he accidentally slipped out for a second.

**Kennie1933** · 03-17-22 21:24

Guys,

I don't think I've ever done this, but I have to give a negative report on a provider. I can usually overlook appearance because hey, I'm not exactly Mr. Hawaii myself. But today, I had the absolute worst experience all time. The provider lists in CL using the title: "great massage. " There is a picture of a cute Chinese girl who I already knew was not going to be the girl. That's pretty standard. Let me start with the PRO's first: good location (Kamoku Street across Iolani School), reserved parking stall right in front of unit, but also lots of free street parking. Her name is Nina. OK, now the cons. Where do I begin? She is Chinese, about late 40's-50's. I know because she has colored hair with 2" gray roots. That's how I knew it's colored. About 5'5" or so, maybe 120-130, somewhat saggy B's though not horrible with fairly nice nips, a couple pooch folds, flat butt and skinny legs. BUT. I did say I can overlook appearance, and it was OK. Here's the last few straws: 200 payment up front. Before I could even take it from my pants pocket, she was grabbing it from my hand. Bad sign, I know. Her massage started off badly with elbows digging into my back, sides, arms and legs. I asked her to go lighter and she did. For 20 seconds. Then it was back to elbow digging time. She did do some nude nuru with oil but absolutely zero teasing. So on the flip I was not "ready. " She noticed as she tried to put on a cover, so she did some CBJ, and I got somewhat "ready. " She quickly turned around and said "doggy. " OK, let's give it a go. She kept twisting and pushing, making it hard to get any kind of rhythm, but I will admit she was enthusiastic. I then kind of had to force her to lie on her back to do mish. She didn't seem to care for it and frankly, neither did I because it was then that I noticed some odors, breath and below. I opted for a HJ and when I lay down, she instead jumped on me CG and again, with some enthusiasm, started jumping up and down, pounding hard on my pelvic bone, and even bending JR when he accidentally slipped out for a second. PAIN! All this time, I'm telling her to slow down! When she finally gets the message for HJ, it was hard pulling jackhammer style, pulling too far out, then jamming back down into my pelvic bone and crushing the boys like someone was kicking me there. I asked her to go slower, be gentler. She did, for a couple of strokes, then back to jackhammer. It was almost as if she was angry but it was actually overenthusiasm. For the first time ever with any provider, I got up and said, "That's enough!" She was like, "Why? Why you no finish?" It was short on time, 45 minutes, bad odors, and just overall unpleasant. As I showered and walked back to my car, I got that feeling that I'm sure some of you get: "Wow, I could have spent the money on _ and had a MUCH better time!" Well, I TOFFT today. I always say, YMMV, so maybe one of you will get a heavenly experience, but I'm moving on.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...457984940.html

**MushiBoy** · 03-01-22 15:29

Originally Posted by Roadrally2 [View Original Post]

Yup like the other guys said. Worked with Vera in CC. The picture looks real. From my experience before Covid times, massage and HE were both average. Decent experience left happy. But not so good I had to repeat.

Made an appt with her last year, but when I got there, she had booked someone else since I did not confirm in the morning. It was partly my fault since I was busy and did not see her text for confirmation. Normally, I never confirm my appts, but now I will do so if it is my first time. I guess I did not miss out too much based on this monger's notes.

**RoadRally2** · 03-01-22 14:57

Originally Posted by GofasBits [View Original Post]

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...450565854.html I would RTFF, but there are so many "Maria"s I'm not sure if I'm reading about the correct one. Hence the link. Who's got info on this one? TIA!

Yup like the other guys said. Worked with Vera in CC. The picture looks real. From my experience before Covid times, massage and HE were both average. Decent experience left happy. But not so good I had to repeat.

**TrialnError** · 03-01-22 01:50

Originally Posted by GofasBits [View Original Post]

Already deleted post. Damn.

It was an ad for Nana.

**Honolulu1** · 03-01-22 01:35

Originally Posted by GofasBits [View Original Post]

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...450565854.html I would RTFF, but there are so many "Maria"s I'm not sure if I'm reading about the correct one. Hence the link. Who's got info on this one? TIA!

She's Thai, she is all over, sometimes in CC with Vera or with Nancy at Beretania formerly Rejuve. Massage is okay, I got a HJ. She's ok in my book. If you unsure, just go speak the $60 for massage with a tip. Hono1.

**Kdub222** · 03-01-22 01:26

Originally Posted by GofasBits [View Original Post]

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...450565854.html I would RTFF, but there are so many "Maria"s I'm not sure if I'm reading about the correct one. Hence the link. Who's got info on this one? TIA!

She works with Vera in cc.

**GofasBits** · 03-01-22 01:00

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...450565854.html I would RTFF, but there are so many "Maria"s I'm not sure if I'm reading about the correct one. Hence the link. Who's got info on this one? TIA!