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[BenderOver]

Just saw her on Thursday at Lampson and Euclid (upstairs). She's def cute, maybe 25 yo. Natural Cs maybe 5'3". Personality is lacking but whatever. Wanted 180 FS and said 160 minimum usually but ended up settling at 140 this one time. Sensual CBJ and CFS. FYI house fee is 60/ hh since they changed ownership. Won't repeat bc of the cost.

Saw another girl as I left and she's older, more Milfy, but not my cup of tea.

Thanks for posting the damage, Goodfella. Your comments are appreciated.

[Lift Her Up]

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../21138232.html . . . BTW "Mindy" is the last picture the girl bending over in front of the mirror.

That picture has now been taken down.

Lift Her UP.

[Lift Her Up]

Went on Sunday early afternoon after text-requesting Mindy. It was supposed to be at 12:30, then 12:45 and finally I was texted that she would definitely be there by 1 pm Hadn't been before, and I assumed the dyed-blonde Asian who let me was Mindy, even though she did not match the ad picture (but then, that's pretty normal) . . .

I tried for an early appointment, but when I got there I was told no girl would be in until 11:30. So I had to quit for the day.

Then at 2:30 I unexpectedly freed up some time, so back I went. Again, I asked for an appointment, I was told I could choose between two girls.

When I got there, there was no choice (of course). I got assigned "Stylie," something like that, some odd name. She put me in one of their typically very dark rooms, but then turned the light on full blast, and it stayed on on the whole session! I had put $. 2 out on the table. She asked for. 2 more. I showed her my empty pockets, and ok, we settled on $. 2 for "everything. ".

The first three or four minutes was a hard massage with a lot of hand chopping, the kind of massage you'd get at the YMCA. There was zero tease. Then came the flip, and there I was staring right up at the ceiling light, no cover on it at all.

Immediately she grabbed my understandably flaccid equipment and started jackhammering away. She said something like, "I can't put condom on, I'm too tight. " Turns out, what she meant was she couldn't put a condom on me because I wasn't hard enough. That hasn't stopped any other provider, but Stylie wasn't going to make any mouth effort or any other teasing effort at all. "You take Viagra?" "Yes, I took Viagra," I took 50 mg in addition to my nightly 5 mg Cialis. Well, I don't think any amount of ED drugs could compensate for the glaring light, the lack of tease, and the jackhammering. "Touch my pussy, make me come. " Sure, I tried, gave it an honest effort, but with her legs clamped shut as she stood beside me jackhammering, I couldn't get to her core.

I never did finish, as you can imagine, and in 15 minutes I was out the door. Out the door I went, with her telling me, "Next time you take Viagra," but only after she left the door open while I was dressing and one of you guys saw me.

With the outstanding review of Mindy a couple of weeks ago, and my own really good experience with Monica a few days later, this sure was a come-down.

I just hate writing negative reviews. I much prefer to amplify the good stuff from each session, and the few times things don't go well I try to give the girl the benefit of the doubt. But here was a case where I really felt disregarded, disrespected, and common decency obligates me to warn others.

Sure was a busy place though. I think I made out four other distinct male voices while I was there. So some good stuff must still be going on.

Lift Her Up.

[JackSparrows]

Rose at Bio Therapy in LF, good massage, good ending, and she's very sweet. I haven't been there in a long time, not sure if she's still there.

Goes by another name now. Thanks to mongers.

[JackSparrows]

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[SpreadEmWide]

Been there many times, including recently. Followed Kate from the place on Alicia by Dick's. Always above-average massages and sensual finishes but HE only.

Great BJ. Keep guessing which gives it. LOL.

[Yamii8]

Read on another site that Tiny Amy from Happy in Santa Ana is back was wondering if anyone could confirm been wanting to see her since she left thanks in advance fellas.

[Rntintheoc]

Umm yah they do.

Been there many times, including recently. Followed Kate from the place on Alicia by Dick's. Always above-average massages and sensual finishes but HE only.

[Rntintheoc]

Rose at Bio Therapy in LF, good massage, good ending, and she's very sweet. I haven't been there in a long time, not sure if she's still there.

She's gone.

[Slammer6008]

I always asked for Anna or Andy. But Anna was off and Andy was busy. Mamasan offered me so called young girl. Her name was Jessica I think. She was definitely not young. Look 5. Massage was decent but her hand felt like sandpaper. After tease she asked for $60 tip upfront. Not a good sign and it was total turnoff. Finish was okay, but she was only provider asked for upfront tip at bamboo. Will not recommend her.

When slammer wants to just get a massage at a massage shop. I go to BB massage in Santa Ana!! Nice massage with a nice HJ finish. The one girl there thin Asian long hair cute nice little ass Nice little titties to squeeze and suck on!! YMMV. The rooms are big clean. She doesn't ask for the tip upfront so don't be a cheap bastard. Not like bamboozled we can hear the guy next to you getting jacked off. If you want more info just PM me I'll give you the code word.

[Meshugga]

Guys do you know any place that has African American masseur ladies?

Rose at Bio Therapy in LF, good massage, good ending, and she's very sweet. I haven't been there in a long time, not sure if she's still there.

[Slammer6008]

Debating whether I should go to Jx or panda in Tustin.

Are the recent report of Jx legitimate? Hope to get BBBJCIM.

Go there. They have great reports by Jerry jerry jerry!!big big tits will suck a golf ball through a hose!!

[Grimmy23]

I always asked for Anna or Andy. But Anna was off and Andy was busy. Mamasan offered me so called young girl. Her name was Jessica I think. She was definitely not young. Look 5. Massage was decent but her hand felt like sandpaper. After tease she asked for $60 tip upfront. Not a good sign and it was total turnoff. Finish was okay, but she was only provider asked for upfront tip at bamboo. Will not recommend her.

Jessica is younger and I think cuter than Anna with a better body and more curves. Young is a relative term. She's not in her 20's. Maybe late 30's or early 40's, while the rest of the crew there is 40+. Nobody there is unattractive though. I haven't seen anybody there I'd give a second look to in public, but I haven't seen anyone I'd kick out of bed either. I saw Jessica twice and got good service from her with a nice slow release each time. My second time seeing her she did a little prostate work which is something I enjoy. My only issue with her is she only allows a little bit of roaming under her shirt and nothing south. It's not unusual for the bamboo girls to be a little restrictive the first time you see them, but she didn't loosen up a bit on the second visit.

I've come to the conclusion you just have to call ahead there. If you take your chances with the rotation when you just show up you're most likely not going to get Anna or Andy. They're too highly requested these days. Just text them and Mindy will text back right away.

[OCRanger]

What is going on lately with nuru price? Before pandemic, nuru at 440 fair was $100 tip for 1 hr. Now some girls on IG asking for $150-180 for 30 mins only session and house fee is extra. Must be new inflation price.