Massage Parlor Reports

[Shogun Hua]

Are the people writing these fake age reviews pimps trying to drum up business or just blind?

It can be hard to tell sometimes, make up and good skin care, Asian genetics (I'm 45 yo+ and people say I look like I'm in my 30's), low lighting can hide age. Maybe the guy needs glasses or a new prescription? Its not as easy as counting the rings on a tree or looking at their drivers license. I'm usually just making a guess.

[Marko Ramius]

Are the people writing these fake age reviews pimps trying to drum up business or just blind?

Sometimes the girls will lie (shocking, I know) and say they are "X" when they really aren't. This is a lot more likely to happen if a lot of guys are asking for the same girl, which happens after anything gets posted about a specific girl. Also, the younger girls tend to leave pretty quickly and someone else, usually much older, will try to take their place.

Funny story. A long time ago I posted a review of an MP on TRB. However, I made a mistake and entered the girl's name as "Stacey" instead of "Stephanie". When I visited the MP the next week and was talking to Stephanie she said, "It's been weird. All of these guys are coming here asking for 'Stacey' and we've never had a Stacey working here. ".

And yes, a lot of guys are piss-poor at estimating ages. Especially of Asian ladies with too much makeup when they have boner goggles.

[SeaTownDave]

Popped by after recent reports. Drew Coco, mid 30's, tight blue dress. Asked for shower, she said yes but never offered. I couldhear the other room. Someone was gettingit hard and vocal! I was excited. Poor massage. No teasing. On the flip, asked $2 for boom boom. The enthusiasm made me want to skip. . 6 for poor hands. She never took her eyes off the clock or said a word.

Please. Best place anywhere near downtown?

[Spectacular]

I had seen some reviews mentioning Emma was in her 20's or early 30's, but she clearly is 40+.

Are the people writing these fake age reviews pimps trying to drum up business or just blind?

[Lego19]

It is also 50 for a hh and 70 for a full hour so price is higher than usual.

Unfortunately these prices are starting to become the standard.

[MassagedGuy]

After some kind of renovation it seems like this place is finally open. I was waking into the store next to it for ceramincs when I noticed it is an Asian place. May be worth checking out.

Though its kirkland so I'm skeptical.

It is also 50 for a hh and 70 for a full hour so price is higher than usual.

[Lego19]

Was in the area, checked rubmaps and saw this place had decent reviews. It's right next to I5 with some construction going on. Welcomed by Mia she looked around 35-45, she is curvy and had her boobs on display. She mentioned business was slow and I asked for 4 hands, some negotiations on the price and here comes Emma. I had seen some reviews mentioning Emma was in her 20's or early 30's, but she clearly is 40+. She wasn't as curvy as Mia and has smaller tits. They gave a perfunctory massage with almost no tease. Mia offered me a BJ but I declined since I wasn't already feeling it. They took turns stroking me and took a good amount of time to finish. Overall nothing special over here, good 4 hands are hard to come by, and when I have had great experiences, usually the providers are very sensual and have great rapport with me and among themselves. Nothing of such sorts here. Looks like I'll stick to AMP's in Seattle and South in search of some good talent.

[MassagedGuy]

After some kind of renovation it seems like this place is finally open. I was waking into the store next to it for ceramincs when I noticed it is an Asian place. May be worth checking out.

Though its kirkland so I'm skeptical.

[HiYolomi]

I've been there with 3 different providers, and AFAIK, they're all gone, in the past 3 months. There are salons owned and operated with regulars, then there are these "network" salons, that seem to be stop-off points before they move on. I saw Cici in January, who seems long gone, April a couple of weeks ago, who said she was moving on to Portland; Saw a Lili there this past week, and wasn't super-impressed. I'm imagining she's not there much longer (I was only seeking HE with her).

Begs the question. Since they're FS, with high turnover, what's the problem? It's a really clean, nice place. I imagine it's owned by someone who owns other places, and uses this location to give MTs a temporary place in Seattle before they move on to another city. It is, after all, an itinerant lifestyle for most.

Cici and April are the same person. For some reason she changed her name midway. I know this because I recognized her and she's the only one who gave me a killer neck massage.

[KnoxNenters]

Would repeat except she told me she was leaving in two days for another shop in the area, but did not know which one.

I've been there with 3 different providers, and AFAIK, they're all gone, in the past 3 months. There are salons owned and operated with regulars, then there are these "network" salons, that seem to be stop-off points before they move on. I saw Cici in January, who seems long gone, April a couple of weeks ago, who said she was moving on to Portland; Saw a Lili there this past week, and wasn't super-impressed. I'm imagining she's not there much longer (I was only seeking HE with her).

Begs the question. Since they're FS, with high turnover, what's the problem? It's a really clean, nice place. I imagine it's owned by someone who owns other places, and uses this location to give MTs a temporary place in Seattle before they move on to another city. It is, after all, an itinerant lifestyle for most.

[SeattleJon]

Has anyone been to what's being called sunshine on 4th Ave in SODO recently? I got a message saying girls named Lena, Wawa, and Yoki are there. I'm curious if anyone has info on their quality and service. Last time I was there, I got rushed CFS because she wanted more of a tip that I didn't bring / didn't think would have been worth it.

I went there a couple months ago. No heat and most of the lights out. I read they had a table shower and was the main reason I went but they said water heater not working. I forget the persons name but it was something like Amendy? Early 30's, ok massage, nice body and finish. I'm on the fence about repeating as they said only standard finish, no FS or French options. Standard fees.

[ShyleeMan]

Its a super convenient location for me. I think fairly new. Anyone willing to copy the rm reviews over?

I tried it out about 2 years ago. Walked in and the not so attractive woman took me into the house and back to the massage room where she provided a decent massage. At end she offered additional services HJ or CBJ with roaming. When I left there was some guy sitting in the kitchen eating breakfast. Not a repeat for me.

[AvereageQ]

Has anyone been to what's being called sunshine on 4th Ave in SODO recently? I got a message saying girls named Lena, Wawa, and Yoki are there. I'm curious if anyone has info on their quality and service. Last time I was there, I got rushed CFS because she wanted more of a tip that I didn't bring / didn't think would have been worth it.

[Lego19]

Care to share these duo reviews: https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...nnwood-wa-5577#review-1459265.

Copy pasted from rubmaps please don't PM me about these reviews.

Going down I-5 for the airport but my car thinks it has auto p[;ot and just seems to pull to the right at exit 128. Headed out of town and needed some relief. Amy met me at the door and helped me undress while I played with her nice nipples. She has a really nice pair of breasts. Down to the shower where she cleaned all my crannies and made sure that junior was going to be ready some action. Jackie joined her to dry me off and to the room we went. Jackie stuck her nipples in my mouth and my hand on her pussy and said she was ready. I fingered her pussy including the G-Spot and she had multiple orgasams. In the meantime Amy was busy making sure that junior was happy with the BJ and CG and RCG before I climbed on top of her for the finish. One hour on the dot and out the door for my plane with a bottle of water and a smile!

$350, CBJ, CFS.

[Spectacular]

Care to share these duo reviews: https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...nnwood-wa-5577#review-1459265.