Escort Reports

**HornyFlyer** · 04-07-22 11:29

Originally Posted by Shawtren [View Original Post]

One of the hottest car dates I ever had was with a girl I met on Craigslist, and we met up for a get to know you moment at a Meijer parking lot. It was a remote corner next to an auto service place with a bunch of cars there too. There was no way you could see anything but our heads as we stood outside our cars talking. We hit it off right away, and before you know it we are all over each other. I ended up opening the rear door of my SUV and she sat there, took her top off and let me have my way with some of the meatiest nipples I've ever experienced. She unzipped me and stroked me right there. She had an O just from the nipple play, and she laid back, pulled her jeans to her knees, then her knees to her head, and she showed me how much she came. I fucked her right there and it was so surreal it didn't take me long at all.

We cleaned up and went on with our day. We had a FWB relationship for about 9 months, and we met at that Meijer several more times. Every time I drive past it, I smile!

That was a bunch of years ago, but I still take my car dates to a Meijer, or a Home Depot type place. Some place with a LOT of cars already, but as someone else stated, STAY AWAY from schools. And yes, that includes colleges.

Be safe!

Shaw.

Boy do I miss the old craigslist days. HUNDREDS of encounters. One of my most memorable was with a deaf chick. Ain't nothin' like a deaf chick who can't hear the sounds she makes slobbin' your knob. Those were the days.

**HornyFlyer** · 04-07-22 11:28

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**HornyFlyer** · 04-07-22 11:11

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**BossHog429** · 04-07-22 09:45

Morning Gents,

I know I have asked before, but does anyone have any intel on this lovely morsel?

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...t/999816505874

I thought for sure that she's too good to be true. But she sent 2 confirmation pics at 2 different times. And one was exactly what I asked for. A specific pic of her doing something. She said she was at work and I could tell from the background of the pic. However, because I was concerned she might not be legit I think I scared her and she ghosted me. I'm going to try reaching out again on a burner phone but she demanded a pic of me. Hopefully she won't remember what I look like. I sent her a pic of only one side of my face. But I still have an odd feeling like a gut feeling that something is off.

For example during our conversation I asked if she did incall, and she said yes. I Asked where is your incall near to and no response for like an hour then I asked again and she said "I live near this intersection" and I said okay great, 45 minutes from me. Then she responded and said well, that is where I live but we will meet at my friends house.

Like WTF. Why not say that in the first place. Now I'm nervous about being somewhere that someone else lives at. Like is it a dude. Idk got strange vibes. Then, when I asked what the donation would be for a 90 min visit she said this.

"350, I will provide condoms and I will dress in lingerie attire to meet our aesthetic expectations and experience. ".

That is a strange thing to say and how it was worded.

So like I said, she sent a confirmation pic doing exactly what I asked. From the background it appeared she worked at a Italian restaurant. So I said I like Italian food. And she asked why I said that and I said because of the spaghetti sauce cans on the shelf behind you. Then I realized they were beans and then she got all weird on me. Saying she thought my comment was weird about the sauce and wasn't going to see me because I made her uncomfortable and that I am probably with some girl named Kayleigh who has tried to blackmail and threaten her.

I don't know, it just seemed so odd. What are your thoughts gents? I must also say I am very paranoid and cautious.

**BossHog429** · 04-07-22 09:29

So.

I was on PornHub last weekend and came across a pornstar I wasn't familiar with. She is absolutely gorgeous and her name is Autumn Falls.

I immediately thought, OMG she totally reminds me of Lauren and her tits are almost identical!

I know Lauren is not Autumn, but damn she totally looks like her. Especially when she gets all dolled up. And the boobs are the same size!

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/617997624772

**Naughty12** · 04-07-22 07:39

I'm assuming this isn't the same sweet rose that is highly reviewed?

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/508552196206

**Moonglow913** · 04-07-22 06:58

Originally Posted by BigGuy49 [View Original Post]

Based on the fact that Prostate Massage is available, I am going to assume she is just displaying the finger that she will be using for that task.

Interesting twist. But no way. Check her face out.

**Masw980** · 04-07-22 00:44

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...x/623392569704

The thief is posting again. Be safe gents.

**AdorableRose** · 04-06-22 21:01

Originally Posted by Gene2 [View Original Post]

Is it a generational / age thing? Most mongers over 40 find it a turn off. I'm clearly in that demographic. But what about those of us in their 20's or 30's? Is it not just okay, but actually a turn on?

Just thinking it might be that.

G2.

With this third wave of feminism, all morals and values have gone out the window. Women think it's cute to be disrespectful. It's not cute but some of these guys like to be talked to like that. A lot of these young guys were raised by single mothers and do not know how to be a man so, therefore they get off on emasculation. Their whole lives they grew up with women who were talking shit about men in front of them and therefore they think that in order to be supportive of women they need to downgrade men. The state of society is real sad right now.

**BigGuy49** · 04-06-22 18:57

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

What's the deal with these providers always posting pictures with them giving us the finger? Do they think it is a good look? I find it as a turn-off. Like "fuck you". Am I missing something?

Based on the fact that Prostate Massage is available, I am going to assume she is just displaying the finger that she will be using for that task.

**Gene2** · 04-06-22 17:22

Originally Posted by Olive4321 [View Original Post]

LOL. I've often thought the same thing! I just scroll on past. It's distasteful and unprofessional. That's just me.

Is it a generational / age thing? Most mongers over 40 find it a turn off. I'm clearly in that demographic. But what about those of us in their 20's or 30's? Is it not just okay, but actually a turn on?

Just thinking it might be that.

G2.

**Olive4321** · 04-06-22 16:02

Originally Posted by StevesMilin [View Original Post]

No, MG, I think it's them that are missing something.

LOL. I've often thought the same thing! I just scroll on past. It's distasteful and unprofessional. That's just me.

**StevesMilin** · 04-06-22 14:39

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

What's the deal with these providers always posting pictures with them giving us the finger? Do they think it is a good look? I find it as a turn-off. Like "fuck you". Am I missing something?

No, MG, I think it's them that are missing something.

**VetteMan6981** · 04-06-22 14:15

When it comes to picking a regular, their attitude decides that for me more than looks. I have found several of the providers I have met attractive (wouldn't have contacted if I hadn't), but there are only 2 so far I either see or would see on a regular basis and they are the two that were friendly and I actually clicked with. You would think these ones with attitude would figure it out when there is a line of men wanting to see them for the first time but hardly any repeat clients.

Originally Posted by Sailor42 [View Original Post]

I agree she's definitely not "regular" material.

**Sailor42** · 04-06-22 12:41

Originally Posted by VetteMan6981 [View Original Post]

She goes by trailer park barbie and has lots of reviews between GR and Muskegon. Lots of reviews stating a bad attitude. They are very mixed. I have yet to meet her. Got as far as hotel parking lot and was ghosted. Still hope to one day get a meet but sounds like she is a one and done sort of provider and not someone you would be looking at as a reliable regular.

I agree she's definitely not "regular" material.