Rants and Stupid shit in Orange County

[Heartless Jay]

Dear Porky, Jerry, and SpreadEm. We all know the three of you are the same person, and we also know you're spreading misinformation and then ranting and trolling those who call you out. WTF man, what is your motivation?

[BonerAppetitty]

I appreciate your reviews. I can tell when reading your reviews if a girl fits my standard of HYA or not. That's what matters.

Depends what you consider HYA but probably won't fit HYA. Cute gnd who might be early 30's late 20's at best.

Admittedly, I should probably post my reviews elsewhere heh. Posted first review here, got lazy, and thought I continue posting here so people can likewise decide to see if a particular provider fails hya.

[Jhirs]

Not to be a jerk, but how does that work? Hot young Asian. 30+.? HYA?

Depends what you consider HYA but probably won't fit HYA. Cute gnd who might be early 30's late 20's at best.

Admittedly, I should probably post my reviews elsewhere heh. Posted first review here, got lazy, and thought I continue posting here so people can likewise decide to see if a particular provider fails hya.

[GentleSun]

Wrote a little review up in the HYA. Cute older (likely 30+) playful gal that did cute GFE things but pretty standard service in terms of the old in and out. Still personally liked her so YMMV if you take the lead and whatnot.

Not to be a jerk, but how does that work? Hot young Asian. 30+.? HYA?

[Joe714]

Anyone know if they opened a new location? Haven't been since they were located on Brookhurst, and was hoping to go again.

[RBFSyndrome]

You are ranting and crying LOL. Just because you don't get what others get at jx. Maybe your junk stinks. Rant and stupid is where your crying starts. I'm skeptic you can't handle being my cuck. I will go to all your random suggested AMPs or there of crying about it. Grow up cuckold.

You started posting in Feb. 2022 and somehow been to so many AMPs already? Your reviews lack substance, almost desperate to review as many as possible for some odd reason? Maybe getting bribed to boost AMPs?

Something isn't adding up here and it is very obvious. And I know a bullshitter when I see one.

[JerryX]

WTF is mamasans name? Tried it once and unsure if it was mms. She did have sizable tatas but the overall experience was a solid 4/10. I've seen two people post the same thing so getting a bit skeptical about some of the posters here..

You are ranting and crying LOL. Just because you don't get what others get at jx. Maybe your junk stinks. Rant and stupid is where your crying starts. I'm skeptic you can't handle being my cuck. I will go to all your random suggested AMPs or there of crying about it. Grow up cuckold.

[HeadHunter1969]

RBFS, as stated I was relating others' reports. As I always try to "eat my own dog food" as the saying goes, I'll check out JX myself next week. I'll be willing to offer more than usual to access the limits. Hopefully vindication will be my prize. If not then I owe an apology and will be more cautious in how I relate others' reports going forward.

I had read the same report about this mystery MMS with the giant tits! I went in there the other day and there were three older homely Asian ladies sitting in the lobby. Not one of them looked like she was willing to anything but a legit rub. There was no vibe at all in that place. Someone needs to be more truthful in their reporting. Just sayin'.

HH69.

[Mr Plumber]

WTF is mamasans name? Tried it once and unsure if it was mms. She did have sizable tatas but the overall experience was a solid 4/10. I've seen two people post the same thing so getting a bit skeptical about some of the posters here..

RBFS, as stated I was relating others' reports. As I always try to "eat my own dog food" as the saying goes, I'll check out JX myself next week. I'll be willing to offer more than usual to access the limits. Hopefully vindication will be my prize. If not then I owe an apology and will be more cautious in how I relate others' reports going forward.

[RBFSyndrome]

There have been multiple reports from different mongers about the Mamasan at JX in Tustin. Ponderous tatas and a skilled oral linguist. Perhaps the world's finest combination of physical attributes. She also happens to have a nasty latex allergy and penchant for catching male ejaculate in her mouth then swallowing hard and saying, "Aaaaahhhhhhh. ". Could FS of some variety be far behind?

#TheSearchToolIsYourFriend.

#HappyCumInMouthing.

#OrFuckingAsTheCaseMayBe.

#ObligatoryYMMV.

WTF is mamasans name? Tried it once and unsure if it was mms. She did have sizable tatas but the overall experience was a solid 4/10. I've seen two people post the same thing so getting a bit skeptical about some of the posters here..

[Lift Her Up]

Stop bitching and crying, we get it you are a supposed manager or owner some of these places.

Again Grimmy, I thank you for your informative posts. I've learned something from them.

Lift Her Up.

[JerryX]

Glad we could have a civil conversation and get more or less on the same page. I just feel a personal duty to correct as much misinformation about the trade as possible. I'll try to keep the board posted on what I hear from the licensing grapevine. Hopefully we can fend that one off.

Stop bitching and crying, we get it you are a supposed manager or owner some of these places.

[JerryX]

Glad we could have a civil conversation and get more or less on the same page. I just feel a personal duty to correct as much misinformation about the trade as possible. I'll try to keep the board posted on what I hear from the licensing grapevine. Hopefully we can fend that one off.

Cuckhold, where ever you post I will bang too, I loved being your cuck too LOL.

[Grimmy23]

A sincere thanks for the good info.
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Glad we could have a civil conversation and get more or less on the same page. I just feel a personal duty to correct as much misinformation about the trade as possible. I'll try to keep the board posted on what I hear from the licensing grapevine. Hopefully we can fend that one off.

[Porkys1980]

You are on point with your restaurant analogy. I've used my steak dinner analogy here many times. You want a steak dinner so you can go to Ruth's Chris and easily drop $100 a plate. Or you can go to Outback for $30, or a place like Norms for even less. There are people who will claim the cheap diner steak is just as good. It isn't even close, at least not to anyone with a refined enough palate to be able to distinguish good food from crap. The difference in the spa industry is most people will find their one therapist that they like and keep going back to that one. In contrast, in our little hobby, most of us like to have a variety of girls available to keep things interesting.

On the safety aspect, you're also correct in that other industries face many of the same things. Again, massage is a little bit unique in that our therapists are behind a closed door with a naked client and touching them all over (almost). That in itself brings liabilities you don't have with say someone going door to door selling solar panels.

Re: government, I dont think too many people want authoritarianism, but reasonable regulation has a lot of importance to nearly everybody, whether they care to admit it or not. We dont want the roads full of untrained, unlicensed drivers. When we go out to eat we want to feel reasonably comfortable that we arent going to get food poisoned because the restaurant has poor sanitation.

Stop crying.