Massage Parlor Reports

**Lego19** · 04-03-22 18:34

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

Could someone who has a paid RM membership please post an excerpt of the recent review for Summer at Seoul Spa in Arlington, dated 3/30/2022? Thanks in advance!

The massage was underwhelming but the moment that was over, it was simply amazing. I'm not usually a minute man, but glad Summer was willing to let me go a 2nd time. After she cleaned the cum off of her lips, she went back to sucking to get me hard again and it did not take long at all before I was rigid. She is very talented but this time I did not let her go for long. I invited her up and she rode me for a little bit before I flipped her over and finished in Missionary, unloading deep in her pussy. Seriously, this is the best time I've spent at an AMP hands down!

BBBJ, BBFS, $140.

**Seattle Ampfan** · 04-03-22 16:47

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

I heard from one of the women working there that she is moving on to a different place as soon as next week. And they no longer take credit card to those who use that method.

But I also heard they will be shifting to doing everything including FS of some kind. If they can find the right women. Heads up.

I wonder if that applies to Smiling Art in Ballard as well. As they seem to use the same pool of girls as Champion (I've been told they rotate them out every 2 months).

**Seattle Ampfan** · 04-03-22 16:44

Originally Posted by GuyPerson13 [View Original Post]

Went to Yili spa. Their house fee is 70/ hr and the girl asked for 80-100 tip for a HJ. I said that's too expensive, and she told me to not come back.

Yeah, and it's been that way for years. Thanks for the update that nothing has changed there.

**Dragon7** · 04-03-22 16:39

Went to Karma Health Spa the other day because I was nearby. What a disappointment. I called ahead to confirm a time, and showed up on time. I got brought in and told to at 10 minutes. Ok. Once the massage started, it was meh. On the flip Yumi wanted $140 for a CBJ. I told her I was going to leave. She finally said $100, which if its good, I don't mind paying. It was not good. After 5 minutes, she gave up and switched to a lackluster HJ. Once I was done I got rushed out. Less than 45 minutes when I paid for an hour.

Won't be back.

**Hellbent** · 04-03-22 16:26

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

Maybe I went to the wrong one because all you others talk about nude daty.

I went to the one by a smoke time and teriyaki plus.

All I got was a below avg HE.

Maybe some of you go to the one by an indocafe or that location

It's a YMMV type of place I noticed. Depends on who you get, if they like you, and how desperate they want the money.

**KitWalker1967** · 04-03-22 13:55

Could someone who has a paid RM membership please post an excerpt of the recent review for Summer at Seoul Spa in Arlington, dated 3/30/2022? Thanks in advance!

**GuyPerson13** · 04-03-22 13:12

Went to Yili spa. Their house fee is 70/ hr and the girl asked for 80-100 tip for a HJ. I said that's too expensive, and she told me to not come back.

**MassagedGuy** · 04-03-22 12:34

Maybe I went to the wrong one because all you others talk about nude daty.

I went to the one by a smoke time and teriyaki plus.

All I got was a below avg HE.

Maybe some of you go to the one by an indocafe or that location

**DownHome** · 04-02-22 21:07

Anyone have a recommendation? I'm 20's and am looking for anhandy or more from someone around my age but. I'd still let an older lady jerk me off. Prostate stuff is a big++.

**Lego19** · 04-02-22 16:23

Originally Posted by RohannBlr [View Original Post]

Hey,

I have been a quiet reader of all the reports and I appreciate the advice given by the members. Wanted to ask this group: is there away to get some action (HJ, BJ, FS) without getting the attention of my partner? For instance I would opt for dry massage in my home country, though the floor, the hands of the masseur and the towels would be oily and I would have to be cautious to hide the smell. What are the options here for some quick action with least suspicion?

Get a gym membership, shower before you head home!, Some FS AMPs have a shower place for your convenience.

**MassagedGuy** · 04-02-22 15:55

I heard from one of the women working there that she is moving on to a different place as soon as next week. And they no longer take credit card to those who use that method.

But I also heard they will be shifting to doing everything including FS of some kind. If they can find the right women. Heads up.

**Spectacular** · 04-02-22 14:39

Originally Posted by JeffieArcher12 [View Original Post]

Do you know any nice recommendations for AAMP providers around north Seattle (Shoreline / Lynnwood / Greenwood area) or where can I look one up?

Bonus if they provide prostate massage too. I've never had one before and curious to explore.

As someone who gave up trying to find a decent AMP in north Seattle after vesting over 10 of them. Welcome to the desert of ancient (and often fat) grandmother providers.

I've mongered all over the USA And this place is the worst ever. It's a combination of fake positive reviews (by said ancients and their pimps / mamasans) and actual real reviews by weirdos who have grandmother fetishes. These 2 types of reviews perpetuate the problem and it will not get any better until mods do their damn jobs and remove all the fakes and granny fetish reviews. It's entirely possible some of the mods themselves are actually pimps and / or granny fetish weirdos.

**RohannBlr** · 04-02-22 10:41

Hey,

I have been a quiet reader of all the reports and I appreciate the advice given by the members. Wanted to ask this group: is there away to get some action (HJ, BJ, FS) without getting the attention of my partner? For instance I would opt for dry massage in my home country, though the floor, the hands of the masseur and the towels would be oily and I would have to be cautious to hide the smell. What are the options here for some quick action with least suspicion?

**HiYolomi** · 04-01-22 18:23

Originally Posted by EvergreenRover [View Original Post]

Hey fellas,

I'm looking to branch out in hopes of finding a parlor with a very busty provider.

I've been to.

Golden rose.

Panda.

Monica.

And a few other random up north.

Haven't had any notably terrible experiences, but have not had any luck finding a place with a naturally busty provider.

Looking for something between Everett and shoreline.

FS no required, mainly looking for a HE+.

Obviously more on the menu would be a bonus.

Also willing to trade info on places I've been as well as experiences.

Also looking and been looking for similar. Preferably closer to Seattle. The only one I've seen lately was at Blue Ocean. She "left for New York but would be back" was what I was told. I only saw her once previously and she offered FS for the second visit. It's too bad she left.

Would be happy to share additional info on nearby places.

**MartyByrde** · 03-31-22 21:06

Originally Posted by EvergreenRover [View Original Post]

Yes, this would be the one in Everett mall way, I went in just on a whim and didn't have high hopes. Paid $60 for an hour.

There were two providers working. On the older side (aunti vibes).

It was actually a very nice massage and with how stones, at this point I figured this was all legit. Until the flip. Her hands wandered slowly and asked if it was ok as she started grazing.

Then said it was $40 so I said ok.

She definitely knew how to ease right into it and was extremely enthusiastic.

Even finished out the hour with more massage.

Over all $100 for a full hour, great massage and great HE.

Nothing special as far as looks but this may depend as I have seen past reports of it being legit.

YMMV.

Excellent post! That's what I'm been finding at some places here in the south end. As it is, that is the best one can hope for on most AMP visits, and like you, I am typically pleased with such service. I especially like the HJ about 1/2 way through the session. I am then so relaxed for the remainder of the visit, with the woman giving a very good massage.