Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[Street Troller]

Goooood Morning CHEAP-asses -.

Have we all managed to get all hobbyists to agree to only pay one rate, yet? Have there been any changes overnight?

Has any CHEAP Chap enrolled any providers into our CHEAP program in which they agree to give us their bodies for all services for one low, flat-rate? Anyone had any new enrollments overnight?

We can make this hobbyist union thingy work! Providers will see it, understand it and agree to our CHEAP ways. We demand that they unlock their unfair pricing on their bodies and give fair access to all men. It's been proven that when men don't have equal-access to women, they turn into whiny, emasculated weirdos. Providers can prevent this from happening, but only if we take back their bodies and give access to all. Nobody wants a weirdo, after all, particularly providers. All any CHAP has to do is to explain to a provider that you've been weird, whiny and emasculated because you can't afford her rates, and she'll feel sorry for you and sign right up. Be entitled, CHAPS, you deserve it!

Report!!

[MartyByrde]

Okay, I like it. It shall be done.

Men. We shall now be known as Chaps Helping Enjoyment (of) Affordable Pussy.

Let's get out there and get all providers to commit to our cause. I'm confident they'll see it our way, as they are here for our pleasure only!

OK, a definite improvement over your post below that I referred to yesterday.

I've actually previously advocated for not succumbing to these crazy rates being charged by the providers, and to "stand one's ground". In fact, in a couple of instances when I visited an AMP and got the full hour (which I paid for). Along with a HJ, I pulled out 2 $20 bills for the tip at the end. The gal somewhat complained and wanted more, but I said no, and gave her the $40. Now if the other members of your group would just do the same!

[Marko Ramius]

With this, as in life, you are guaranteed nothing. The hottest, expensive gal can give shitty service just as the cheap, budget friendly beer goggled gal. B i t c h all you want, nothing is going to change. Keep trying to find that unicorn, they're out there.

Honestly I am at the point where I'm willing to pay quite a bit for a girl that is just reliable, shows up on time, and does what she says she is going to do.

The flakes out there usually let you know they are flakes in the first minutes of any conversation. If a girl is hard to get hold of, takes forever to respond, or just keeps delaying your meeting ("Just ten more minutes babe. ") they are going to be a shit experience and you'd be happiest if you took your money elsewhere. If a girl last-minute cancels or no-shows a first meeting there is no way I'm ever calling them again. Even if I've known them for a while and they flake out on a meeting at best they go to the very bottom of the rotation.

Yeah, there are some good ones out there. For a while I was hooking up with this absolutely delicious Polish / Swedish chick. She charged $500-$600 per hour, but she was 5'7" and 115 lbs with a perfect body and a filthy mind. And when we met she was on time to the fucking minute. One time she got caught in traffic me and was extremely apologetic and offered me an extra hour for my trouble. And the service itself was always fantastic.

[AussieFury]

Oh it's still the same old Marty, just under a different handle.

Pretty sure Admin knows because after 100+ post he still listed as a regular member.

WalterWhite99 = MartyBride = Honestone.

I agree 100%. Walter needs to pay Ling her money and stop pooping on floors.

[CharlesG1971]

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

[PA Paul]

With this, as in life, you are guaranteed nothing. The hottest, expensive gal can give shitty service just as the cheap, budget friendly beer goggled gal. B i t c h all you want, nothing is going to change. Keep trying to find that unicorn, they're out there.

Just so that you're aware, from my point of view, you come across as an aggressive asshole, with an aggressive streak. Kind of a bully, too.

[Street Troller]

Okay, I like it. It shall be done.

Men. We shall now be known as Chaps Helping Enjoyment (of) Affordable Pussy.

Let's get out there and get all providers to commit to our cause. I'm confident they'll see it our way, as they are here for our pleasure only!

WE CAN DO IT!!

ST, I like where you're going with this, but there has got to be a better name.

Something like CHEAP. Chaps Helping Enjoyment (of) Affordable Pussy.

Just a thought.

[MartyByrde]

See, but this is what we're trying to do here, get everyone on the same page with rate and services. I'm actually taking steps to resolve this issue. I'm not sure why you're not seeing that, this is what you wanted. I'm making that happen for you. I'm in your corner here, Walter, I'm trying to help ya.

But I also went back through your posts, not one review nor experience, so I'm not actually sure what you're doing out there. You should post your experiences along with your preferences and preferred rate. That would help our group immensely going forward.

The problem is the way you stated your "case" below, in post #1758. If you had stated your intentions in a more mature manner, all would be well. Instead, you made such demeaning remarks. Maybe you need to learn to state your intentions more maturely.

My most recent hobbying has been at AMPs, as I cannot find a reliable independent provider (that also comes from reading the experiences hobbyists have here with such women). I have mentioned some of those visits, with associated details. For the most part, they are all hour long visits, with a decent sensual massage, and an HJ. But some of those gals did as for $60 for the tip, instead of the usual $40. I suspect that the "price gouging" has to do with hobbyists over paying the tip. I have seen some examples of that here.

[Street Troller]

See, but this is what we're trying to do here, get everyone on the same page with rate and services. I'm actually taking steps to resolve this issue. I'm not sure why you're not seeing that, this is what you wanted. I'm making that happen for you. I'm in your corner here, Walter, I'm trying to help ya.

But I also went back through your posts, not one review nor experience, so I'm not actually sure what you're doing out there. You should post your experiences along with your preferences and preferred rate. That would help our group immensely going forward.

As for paying the same rate, no, that is not going to work, as long as there are rookie hobbyists around who pay over inflated rates, and make it difficult for the rest of us.

[AsaMona22]

We started this forum for rants on women and stupid shit! Cmon MEN, now we are arguing amongst each other? I thought it would get better after REX left, but the damage has already been done!

[HH216]

Goooood morning, Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy -.

During the preceding overnight, has any Faggot managed to enroll any providers into our agreement program in which they promise to provide all-open service at a flat, cheap rate for the benefit of all hobbyists everywhere?

Report!

ST, I like where you're going with this, but there has got to be a better name.

Something like CHEAP. Chaps Helping Enjoyment (of) Affordable Pussy.

Just a thought.

[MartyByrde]

LMAO, the way you talk, I'd have figured you'd have had all of those providers lined-up by now. Ready to make the graaaaand agreement that we all pay the same rate for all services.

What's holding you up?

Man, are you ever dense? You are the one who said "Goooood morning, Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy". Also, you stated that it is your group: "You should join my hobbyist union, Camhole. The Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy. We're going to try and get all providers, every one of 'them on Earth, to offer all open service in every hole for one flat-rate". But still no members. But still not surprised (but also LMAO), again since you are that group's CEO.

As for paying the same rate, no, that is not going to work, as long as there are rookie hobbyists around who pay over inflated rates, and make it difficult for the rest of us.

Oh, that explanation is way too logical for you. LMAO!

[Street Troller]

LMAO, the way you talk, I'd have figured you'd have had all of those providers lined-up by now. Ready to make the graaaaand agreement that we all pay the same rate for all services.

What's holding you up?

Good afternoon Oh Dense One.

Looks like no one got any women enrolled in your "excellent" program. Oops, forgot. It's a program for losers. Got it! With you being its CEO, can understand why it has no members.

[Lee Groinman]

What I object to is paying 400/ hr or more for crap service, bad attitudes, and blubber. If you want that much money the least you can do is be on time. If you can't manage that I don't want to do business with you. And honestly the way I deal with it is to just move on. There are always other girls, and complaining about things doesn't do much to make it better.

With this, as in life, you are guaranteed nothing. The hottest, expensive gal can give shitty service just as the cheap, budget friendly beer goggled gal. B i t c h all you want, nothing is going to change. Keep trying to find that unicorn, they're out there.

[MartyByrde]

Goooood morning, Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy -.

During the preceding overnight, has any Faggot managed to enroll any providers into our agreement program in which they promise to provide all-open service at a flat, cheap rate for the benefit of all hobbyists everywhere?

Good afternoon Oh Dense One.

Looks like no one got any women enrolled in your "excellent" program. Oops, forgot. It's a program for losers. Got it! With you being its CEO, can understand why it has no members.