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[SfoDavid67]

You got to strike when the iron is hot. So many Ukrainian women would love to come to America, where it's much safer for them. And, they would love to marry American men, and become US citizens. Oh yes, as we all know, so many Ukrainian women are hot hot hot!!

If you had a chance to marry a Ukrainian hottie, who was 30-34, but no kids yet, would you marry one of these women?

Think about how hot these girls would look in a wedding dress.

And, when you and she go swimming or in a hot tub, wow, those swimsuit bodies.

Getting a fiancee visa is easier said than done, especially from Eastern European Countries, just marrying and American will not suffice to get the visa.

[Brian Shinamot]

You got to strike when the iron is hot. So many Ukrainian women would love to come to America, where it's much safer for them. And, they would love to marry American men, and become US citizens. Oh yes, as we all know, so many Ukrainian women are hot hot hot!!

If you had a chance to marry a Ukrainian hottie, who was 30-34, but no kids yet, would you marry one of these women?

Think about how hot these girls would look in a wedding dress.

And, when you and she go swimming or in a hot tub, wow, those swimsuit bodies.

[Brian Shinamot]

Let me tell you about a sexual fantasy I had about a woman at my office named Julie. She was a supervisor. She was married and had 2 kids, and about a year into my working there, she became pregnant with her daughter, her third child. I was 26 when I started. I would say Julie was about 31-32 at that time. Yes, she was probably 5 years older than me.

Julie has long blonde hair. Not a spinner. But busty and curvy. She did eventually slim down a bit, but especially after she had her daughter, Julie was busty and curvy.

I had the biggest fantasy, about BBFS with Julie. Her face was decent, I would call her more sexy than pretty. But, with that blonde hair, she was sexy, and a true MILF!

My fantasy was: Julie rents a hotel room. I meet her there after work. Julie ties up her blonde hair into a ponytail. She strips down to her white or black bra and g-string. She strips off her top, so that she's topless and in a g-string. She slaps me in the face, then pulls my pants down, exposed my butt, and she gives me hard firm bare hand English spankings. After smacking me a lot, she pushes me off of her with her left hand, and slaps me in the face three times with her right hand.

Some DFK, BBBJ, bls, sucking on her titties, and licking her ass.

Next, I would lie on my tummy on the bed, and Julie uses her leather switch to spank me on the butt.

Still topless and in a g-strong, Julie tells me to bend over her knee, and that I'm going to count after each smack on the butt. She spanks me 20 times, then she spanks me two more times and says, "Here are a couple more. ".

Julie would fondle my bare penis with her light fingernails, teasing it, I have to control not cumming.

Then Julie bends over, and I BBFS her doggy style. There is nothing sexier than doing doggy style on a blonde or Asian girl, with her moaning. Think about Audrey Poon from Crash. Julie is moaning and screaming, "Aahhhh, aahhh, ahhhh" while I'm thrusting her BBFS doggy style. I cum inside of her, I ask her if we're going to have a boy or a girl, and she says, "Oh, I hope a girl. ".

Julie wasn't the facially prettiest, her body was far from perfect, and she was never a spinner. But my god, I think she would have been a great fuck.

[Brian Shinamot]

I'm going to take you through a drill here, to show you why blonde girls have so much margin for error, and can still look sexy.

Think of a blonde girl, 35 or younger. She could be a girl you grew up with, someone you work with, someone you saw on TV, or one that comes to your mind.

Try not to think of the hottest of hot blondes. Think of a blonde who is decent.

Got one in your mind?

Imagine: She is wearing a tee shirt and jeans. She takes those off, and now she's down to her white bra and white panties, non-g string.

Now, she ties her hair up in a ponytail. Ponytail, blonde, white bra and white panties.

Next, she takes off her bra, and she has nice perky tits.

She's standing there, with her blonde hair tied up, she's topless, and wearing just her white panties.

Does she look sexy to you?

Yes, yes, yes.

[CharlesG1971]

Black women are very hit and miss. This was a date with a girl I'll call Roshumba. She was from South Africa. I knew that I was taking a big chance.

I prefer Black girls who are young, light-skinned, long-haired, slim, and pretty face. There was a girl at my high school named Karla, who was a cheerleader. Karla, dark-skinned, but slim with small breasts. I won't say Karla's face was overly pretty, not like Jacqueline of WWE or Tatyana Ali. But, I always thought it would be sexy to have had sex, especially BBFS, with Karla. I was hoping that Roshumba would be my Karla fantasy.

She wasn't. Nice girl, but I just wasn't turned on. But, I felt so bad for her. I know that so many other guys who booked her, would feel the same way about her looks. She did CBJ, and didn't take off her top, and I frankly didn't care that she kept her top on. I wouldn't have been turned on.

I can cum only once a day. I basically faked cumming, said thank you, and I'm ready to shower. I could tell that she didn't believe that I came.

If I had a choice, I would have graciously ended our date after 5 minutes, and let her keep the full 300 dollar donation. I felt so sorry for her. And, her agency let her go, because she wasn't getting any bookings. But, it wasn't her fault. She can't help looking the way she does.

Karla, wherever you've been all these years: I've dreamed and fantasized about creaming you, and thinking of the beautiful babies we would have made together.

Have any of you wanted to end the date early, but felt so bad for the girl, you would have actually wanted her to keep most or all of the donation?

[Street Troller]

Goooood Morning CHEAP-asses -.

Have we all managed to get all hobbyists to agree to only pay one rate, yet? Have there been any changes overnight?

Has any CHEAP Chap enrolled any providers into our CHEAP program in which they agree to give us their bodies for all services for one low, flat-rate? Anyone had any new enrollments overnight?

We can make this hobbyist union thingy work! Providers will see it, understand it and agree to our CHEAP ways. We demand that they unlock their unfair pricing on their bodies and give fair access to all men. It's been proven that when men don't have equal-access to women, they turn into whiny, emasculated weirdos. Providers can prevent this from happening, but only if we take back their bodies and give access to all. Nobody wants a weirdo, after all, particularly providers. All any CHAP has to do is to explain to a provider that you've been weird, whiny and emasculated because you can't afford her rates, and she'll feel sorry for you and sign right up. Be entitled, CHAPS, you deserve it!

Report!!

[MartyByrde]

Okay, I like it. It shall be done.

Men. We shall now be known as Chaps Helping Enjoyment (of) Affordable Pussy.

Let's get out there and get all providers to commit to our cause. I'm confident they'll see it our way, as they are here for our pleasure only!

OK, a definite improvement over your post below that I referred to yesterday.

I've actually previously advocated for not succumbing to these crazy rates being charged by the providers, and to "stand one's ground". In fact, in a couple of instances when I visited an AMP and got the full hour (which I paid for). Along with a HJ, I pulled out 2 $20 bills for the tip at the end. The gal somewhat complained and wanted more, but I said no, and gave her the $40. Now if the other members of your group would just do the same!

[Marko Ramius]

With this, as in life, you are guaranteed nothing. The hottest, expensive gal can give shitty service just as the cheap, budget friendly beer goggled gal. B i t c h all you want, nothing is going to change. Keep trying to find that unicorn, they're out there.

Honestly I am at the point where I'm willing to pay quite a bit for a girl that is just reliable, shows up on time, and does what she says she is going to do.

The flakes out there usually let you know they are flakes in the first minutes of any conversation. If a girl is hard to get hold of, takes forever to respond, or just keeps delaying your meeting ("Just ten more minutes babe. ") they are going to be a shit experience and you'd be happiest if you took your money elsewhere. If a girl last-minute cancels or no-shows a first meeting there is no way I'm ever calling them again. Even if I've known them for a while and they flake out on a meeting at best they go to the very bottom of the rotation.

Yeah, there are some good ones out there. For a while I was hooking up with this absolutely delicious Polish / Swedish chick. She charged $500-$600 per hour, but she was 5'7" and 115 lbs with a perfect body and a filthy mind. And when we met she was on time to the fucking minute. One time she got caught in traffic me and was extremely apologetic and offered me an extra hour for my trouble. And the service itself was always fantastic.

[AussieFury]

Oh it's still the same old Marty, just under a different handle.

Pretty sure Admin knows because after 100+ post he still listed as a regular member.

WalterWhite99 = MartyBride = Honestone.

I agree 100%. Walter needs to pay Ling her money and stop pooping on floors.

[CharlesG1971]

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

[PA Paul]

With this, as in life, you are guaranteed nothing. The hottest, expensive gal can give shitty service just as the cheap, budget friendly beer goggled gal. B i t c h all you want, nothing is going to change. Keep trying to find that unicorn, they're out there.

Just so that you're aware, from my point of view, you come across as an aggressive asshole, with an aggressive streak. Kind of a bully, too.

[Street Troller]

Okay, I like it. It shall be done.

Men. We shall now be known as Chaps Helping Enjoyment (of) Affordable Pussy.

Let's get out there and get all providers to commit to our cause. I'm confident they'll see it our way, as they are here for our pleasure only!

WE CAN DO IT!!

ST, I like where you're going with this, but there has got to be a better name.

Something like CHEAP. Chaps Helping Enjoyment (of) Affordable Pussy.

Just a thought.

[MartyByrde]

See, but this is what we're trying to do here, get everyone on the same page with rate and services. I'm actually taking steps to resolve this issue. I'm not sure why you're not seeing that, this is what you wanted. I'm making that happen for you. I'm in your corner here, Walter, I'm trying to help ya.

But I also went back through your posts, not one review nor experience, so I'm not actually sure what you're doing out there. You should post your experiences along with your preferences and preferred rate. That would help our group immensely going forward.

The problem is the way you stated your "case" below, in post #1758. If you had stated your intentions in a more mature manner, all would be well. Instead, you made such demeaning remarks. Maybe you need to learn to state your intentions more maturely.

My most recent hobbying has been at AMPs, as I cannot find a reliable independent provider (that also comes from reading the experiences hobbyists have here with such women). I have mentioned some of those visits, with associated details. For the most part, they are all hour long visits, with a decent sensual massage, and an HJ. But some of those gals did as for $60 for the tip, instead of the usual $40. I suspect that the "price gouging" has to do with hobbyists over paying the tip. I have seen some examples of that here.

[Street Troller]

See, but this is what we're trying to do here, get everyone on the same page with rate and services. I'm actually taking steps to resolve this issue. I'm not sure why you're not seeing that, this is what you wanted. I'm making that happen for you. I'm in your corner here, Walter, I'm trying to help ya.

But I also went back through your posts, not one review nor experience, so I'm not actually sure what you're doing out there. You should post your experiences along with your preferences and preferred rate. That would help our group immensely going forward.

As for paying the same rate, no, that is not going to work, as long as there are rookie hobbyists around who pay over inflated rates, and make it difficult for the rest of us.

[AsaMona22]

We started this forum for rants on women and stupid shit! Cmon MEN, now we are arguing amongst each other? I thought it would get better after REX left, but the damage has already been done!