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[GuysTT2]

Please write what happened to you after so you can be addressed accordingly.

LOLOL! That was a good one.

[PewpHead]

Tl; Dr GPS stay away:

I've been wanting to see her because I liked her pictures. Here is the good I can say about her: her pictures are reasonably accurate, her face is attractive, and she has a nice ass. That's it. The good is over. So sit back, relax, get yourself a nice cup of Yorkshire tea and onto the bad:

1. On HX she quotes 220 hh. I show up. She tells me to wash up, and I do. I come back and instead of getting down to business, she wants to make the worst small talk of all time. She keeps asking me about HX and what my bad experiences on HX are. Not wanting to talk about it, I say idk.

2. She then launches into a several-minute long rant which can only be called an advertisement for Private Delights. I'm looking around wondering if I am getting pranked. She goes on and on about how Private Delights is the best, and all the good women are there, and HX is trash, and all the girls on HX are skanks with STDs. She says she never sees anyone from HX (even though I see her ads on there all the time). She asks me if I know about Private Delights. I say "All I know is that guys online say the girls on there have GPS. " Her: "What's GPS?" Me: "Golden Pussy Syndrome" Her: several minute long rant about how HX guys are cheap bastards and I shouldn't listen to them and I should sign up for PD. She brags how she gets paid triple on PD, and works at an agency and gets paid thousands per hour. (I wonder if she can get all that, what she's doing on HX).

3. She then tells me she is going to retire soon because she just got a 6 figure job. At this point in my head I am groaning, and my eyes wander to my donation sitting on the table as I consider bolting. She asks if I have a gf. I say no. She asks about my dating and STD testing. She says she's surprised because I'm handsome and should get dates easily. I say work keeps me busy. Finally she says let's get started.

4. What happens next is the worst blowjob ever. It's actually not a blowjob. She is really just kinda doing a hand job while putting the dick near her mouth like she's doing a mumble rap.

5. She has DFK on her menu, but she absolutely does not DFK at. All. When I tried to LFK her, she actually grabbed a towel and wiped her mouth after. There was no hygiene issue. She's just like that.

6. Finally sex. She gets into cowgirl and does a respectable job riding for a couple minutes. Then she asks for doggy. I suggest missionary because quite frankly the session was so weird I'm having trouble keeping an erection and need to try to use mish to recover. It works, but mish is bad with her. Not a good position for her body, and she does the "eyes closed and look away" thing.

7. Finally doggy. The one legitimately good thing about the session. Her ass is really nice on her petite body. She is good at arching her back. She is a power bottom and will work your shaft and moan and talk dirty. All these would be excellent things except for the fact that it was brutally obvious that the only reason she was doing it was because she wanted me to cum asap to end the session. Knowing it was not getting any better than this, I obliged her. To be fair, it was a good 3 minutes of fucking in doggy.

8. After she says go flush the condom. I do. There are no clean towels. Ugh. I go back and of course all her desire for small talk is gone. She says "So you paid $250 right?" So she's a rob on top of everything else. I say "no, your message on HX was $220 for hh and that's exactly what I brought". She doesn't let it go. She says "no, those are the old prices" I say "well, it's what you quoted me tonight". She says "don't you just have the $30?" I say "no, I only bring the exact amount and nothing else. " She says "oh, that really sucks for me". She's furiously texting. I'm wondering if she's calling in her pimp to try to intimidate me. She says she has a booker. I suspect she pulls this scheme not only to upcharge dudes, but also to drive them away so she can cut the session short. My not being scared off, she makes it obvious, saying: "ok bye, have a good night" and then walks up to me and does the lamest thing ever: the side-hug like she just friend zoned me. LOL.

Bad experience. She hates her job, and she hates you. Although she's pretty good looking, she's a step down from every single one of the Enclave girls.

[PewpHead]

Who do you think is the hottest enclave girl?

Saw jesikarose recently. Hottest body I've seen there and cute face. She wanted direction the entire time but she took it well. She is probably my fav so far there.

Also seen tinyariana. Cuter face and better engagement. But jesikarose s body is so nice. Just my type.

It's funny you've seen the girls I haven't. I've seen ShelbyJames, LeahBelle, KylieMaris, and SaraSmile. Every single one of them was good, and would recommend.

ShelbyJames was a hot blonde cheerleader type, natural tits & huge ass. She twerked on me in doggy and I came fast.

LeahBelle kinda sorta looks like Brittney White. 10/10 tits, amazing body, nice ass. She's the hottest to me personally. I've been trying to see her again but she hasn't been working. I rarely repeat with girls, but I 100% want to with her.

KylieMaris looks like Katie Holmes crossed with Drew Barrymore, cute face, natural tits & full ass. PSE BBBJ. It's actually incredibly rare for any girl to be able to make me cum with her mouth. Only a handful of women have ever done it. KylieMaris did it, and I made her work very hard for it too.

SaraSmile looks like a light skinned Hispanic Anne Hathaway. Amazing curvy body, soo cute.

[Santooki]

Can someone help out with these HX subscriptions? I am unlocked and can send mail, but don't have any ratings yet. I'm subscribed to some of the enclave girls, and I see their updates in my subscriptions. But when I click on the ads, they say "invalid classified" and nothing more. It also says "released only" next to the ad, and I'm not sure what that means (am I released if I can send mail?)

Thanks!

Invalid classified usually means that ad has been taken down. With that crew they're pretty quick about taking down ads once availability is filled up or the girl is done for the day.

[ZzzBoy14]

Can someone help out with these HX subscriptions? I am unlocked and can send mail, but don't have any ratings yet. I'm subscribed to some of the enclave girls, and I see their updates in my subscriptions. But when I click on the ads, they say "invalid classified" and nothing more. It also says "released only" next to the ad, and I'm not sure what that means (am I released if I can send mail?)

Thanks!

[CreamFire]

Girl doesn't have much of a network, I would agree, and the red, I also agree doesn't look good.

However, one of the two reds are from a level 0 with no in person contact, just phone.

I personally wouldn't see her, but lots of guys will give a gal an opportunity.

Rates will likely be lower & likely really go out of her way to get a good rating. Which she has 4, one very recent.

Kudos to her for not must making up a new profile & ditching the one with the red. Seems she is trying to "own" her handle, so might be a diamond in the rough. Might not.

But, legit question. IMHO.

She also has tryst and posted her IG on there.

https://tryst.link/escort/sophiarosexoxox

[TheZorak]

Kendraloggins is my favorite, she's MIA at the moment. But god damn is she a hot pale one that will fuck you more than you think you'll be able to fuck her, a real wild one.

Damn it, I'm waiting for her and DemiMora to come back. I had my chances but put it off. It's been three months for both of them.

[MR Nimbus]

Kendraloggins is my favorite, she's MIA at the moment. But god damn is she a hot pale one that will fuck you more than you think you'll be able to fuck her, a real wild one.

[ILoveMexicans]

Who do you think is the hottest enclave girl?

Saw jesikarose recently. Hottest body I've seen there and cute face. She wanted direction the entire time but she took it well. She is probably my fav so far there.

Also seen tinyariana. Cuter face and better engagement. But Jesikarose s body is so nice. Just my type.

Jessikarose definitely has the best body I've seen from that group but she is super distant and not very engaging. If you like her, you would probably like CrystalShine, SaraSmile, kyliemaris, Erikaclapton probably some of my faves. GiannaLyn is okay.

[Taws6]

There is a reason why a chick is -1,-2,-3 and so on!

Girl doesn't have much of a network, I would agree, and the red, I also agree doesn't look good.

However, one of the two reds are from a level 0 with no in person contact, just phone.

I personally wouldn't see her, but lots of guys will give a gal an opportunity.

Rates will likely be lower & likely really go out of her way to get a good rating. Which she has 4, one very recent.

Kudos to her for not must making up a new profile & ditching the one with the red. Seems she is trying to "own" her handle, so might be a diamond in the rough. Might not.

But, legit question. IMHO.

[Dqbsl]

Another Enclave girl. They've all been really great so far, and SaraSmile is especially good.

Her pics are 100% real and accurate, as usual. Her face looks like a light skinned Hispanic Anne Hathaway, early to mid 20's. She's cute / hot. Her body has natural D cups with big puffy nips, a small waist, and a huge enhanced / soft ass.

She's shy in terms of personality. She comes across as somewhat cold and aloof. This is a YMMV thing and I think she just needs to warm up to you. She wouldn't really DFK even though it was on her menu.

Her BBBJ was a bit too weak and gentle. I didn't really care, though. I just wanted her to get me hard so we could fuck. I asked her to titfuck me, and she did it well for a little bit, then got up to switch to sex. I asked her to get on top. She actually did a pretty good job riding and grinding. Seeing her move her body in the mirror was super hot. Her body and face are impressive. You just won't see her face much since she always looks away and / or it gets hidden by her hair. We switched to doggy, then missionary, then standing doggy, and then back to doggy for me to finish. I kept going into doggy because I wanted to grip her tiny waist and bounce on her amazing ass. Also as I've said in my other reviews, I ask if the girl will call me daddy. Some girls say no. Not only did SaraSmile say yes, she did the best job I've ever heard. Her voice and dirty talk are amazing. Better than porn.

The timing for the session didn't line up with my sex drive well. It comes and goes, so I don't like booking sessions several hours out. I was somewhat "low energy" in my sex drive when I saw her. The issue is that it means it can be more difficult for me to cum within the hh. It can also be more difficult for me to cum when I can't DFK the girl and "connect". So she had to work much harder than some other girls to get me to cum. She still managed to pull it off, though, thanks to her amazing looks and voice. After I finished, we talked awkwardly for a few minutes. She mentioned she didn't normally talk dirty. She had hooked up with the girl she was in the apartment with (another girl was working there) and the other girl was really into dirty talk.

When I left and was walking away, my legs were shaking and weak. I'd been thrusting 20+ min and gotten a serious workout. She took it like a champ.

Her rates were 250 hh 350 hr, which are a 50 premium over other Enclave girls. She's worth it, though all the Enclave girls I've seen have been hot. I would definitely recommend her.

Who do you think is the hottest enclave girl?

Saw jesikarose recently. Hottest body I've seen there and cute face. She wanted direction the entire time but she took it well. She is probably my fav so far there.

Also seen tinyariana. Cuter face and better engagement. But jesikarose s body is so nice. Just my type.

[HapaBoy86]

I know this is dumb since she's clearly a lvl -2 and avoid but anyone have any intel on juicyybootyy? https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/juicyybootyy.

Come on like really you have to ask a question when you clearly see she is -2.

There is a reason why a chick is -1,-2,-3 and so on!

If you're that hard up to see someone who was rated negative do it.

Please write what happened to you after so you can be addressed accordingly.

[CreamFire]

I know this is dumb since she's clearly a lvl -2 and avoid but anyone have any intel on juicyybootyy? https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/juicyybootyy.

[ChrisPoontang]

Looks like StephanieHepburn changed her username to CandyLaRue.

In the settings it says you're unable to change usernames nowadays, so she must've pulled some strange. Wonder what the situation is.

Prostitutes on that website are always sucking off the owners to get away with nonsense and to avoid accountability.

The "rules" only apply to the guys.

[TheZorak]

Looks like StephanieHepburn changed her username to CandyLaRue.

In the settings it says you're unable to change usernames nowadays, so she must've pulled some strange. Wonder what the situation is.