Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[MartyByrde]

Goooood morning, Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy -.

During the preceding overnight, has any Faggot managed to enroll any providers into our agreement program in which they promise to provide all-open service at a flat, cheap rate for the benefit of all hobbyists everywhere?

Good afternoon Oh Dense One.

Looks like no one got any women enrolled in your "excellent" program. Oops, forgot. It's a program for losers. Got it! With you being its CEO, can understand why it has no members.

[Street Troller]

Goooood morning, Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy -.

During the preceding overnight, has any Faggot managed to enroll any providers into our agreement program in which they promise to provide all-open service at a flat, cheap rate for the benefit of all hobbyists everywhere?

Report!

[Street Troller]

You should join my hobbyist union, Camhole. The Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy. We're going to try and get all providers, every one of 'em on Earth, to offer all open service in every hole for one flat-rate.

We can do this. We CAN do this!!!

What you're using there is logic and common sense. Nobody enjoys paying large amounts of money for shitty results, no matter what services you are receiving. Sadly not everyone can just move onto the next adventure and has to make it be about what they feel they deserve or are entitled to.

[Camhole]

Some of my OGs in this forum and others know what I'm talking about. Before Rex Hughes, we had a Marty Byrde who was super repetitive and telling everyone to be on his side on rates. Someone here is the new Marty Byrde. LOL.

Also ST, your analogies are spot on. Where can I find cheaper GA $!? Don't hold out on us.

Oh it's still the same old Marty, just under a different handle.

Pretty sure Admin knows because after 100+ post he still listed as a regular member.

WalterWhite99 = MartyBride = Honestone.

[Camhole]

What I object to is paying 400/ hr or more for crap service, bad attitudes, and blubber. If you want that much money the least you can do is be on time. If you can't manage that I don't want to do business with you. And honestly the way I deal with it is to just move on. There are always other girls, and complaining about things doesn't do much to make it better.

What you're using there is logic and common sense. Nobody enjoys paying large amounts of money for shitty results, no matter what services you are receiving. Sadly not everyone can just move onto the next adventure and has to make it be about what they feel they deserve or are entitled to.

[Street Troller]

I don't like paying any amount of money for bad service, LOL. That could be $10. I won't pay any amount for a girl who doesn't offer what I like. I also don't really prefer girls who demand a minimum of a one-hour date, I prefer HH, particularly when I haven't seen her. So I don't book with those providers, plain and simple. But other guys do like full-hour dates. I have a rate range with which I'm comfortable, but that range might not work for those on a fixed-budget or whatever else. Some guys do prefer covered service, that's their choice.

But there ain't no way I'm going to get all of you losers together and get all of you to go along with whatever rates and services I decide just because, well, I'm me. Everyone has their ideal, won't work. This is why I find the anger regarding rates to be ridiculous and funny. As if we're all some sort of hobbyist union or something, LOL.

But I guess we could try. Hell, i'm open to it. I love the absurd. How's The Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy sound to you guys? Let's plan our first meeting.

What I object to is paying 400/ hr or more for crap service

[MartyByrde]

What I object to is paying 400/ hr or more for crap service, bad attitudes, and blubber. If you want that much money the least you can do is be on time. If you can't manage that I don't want to do business with you. And honestly the way I deal with it is to just move on. There are always other girls, and complaining about things doesn't do much to make it better.

Well stated! And yeah, when I move on, I say "Hasta La Vista, baby".

[MartyByrde]

For myself, I know exactly how I feel. Entertained. I find it funny that grown men assume they are entitled to something. I really do. That's like going to a gas station and protesting their gas prices because they feel entitled to cheaper gas. You know, instead of going down the street and finding a cheaper rate. It's always out there somewhere. May not be much cheaper, but it does exist. But bitching, complaining, calling people names which does nothing to affect rates at all is fuckin funny, man. Fuckin funny.

That makes me a faggot for pussy, LMAO. I'm taking ownership of that.

Good for you! Finally doing something right.

[BusSit69]

Some of my OGs in this forum and others know what I'm talking about. Before Rex Hughes, we had a Marty Byrde who was super repetitive and telling everyone to be on his side on rates. Someone here is the new Marty Byrde. LOL.

Also ST, your analogies are spot on. Where can I find cheaper GA $!? Don't hold out on us.

[Marko Ramius]

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Although I have noticed, is 500/ hr now the new 400/ hr? To me it seemed 400/ hr was the standard hr rate for the upper end of the quality / price spectrum.

What I object to is paying 400/ hr or more for crap service, bad attitudes, and blubber. If you want that much money the least you can do is be on time. If you can't manage that I don't want to do business with you. And honestly the way I deal with it is to just move on. There are always other girls, and complaining about things doesn't do much to make it better.

[Street Troller]

For myself, I know exactly how I feel. Entertained. I find it funny that grown men assume they are entitled to something. I really do. That's like going to a gas station and protesting their gas prices because they feel entitled to cheaper gas. You know, instead of going down the street and finding a cheaper rate. It's always out there somewhere. May not be much cheaper, but it does exist. But bitching, complaining, calling people names which does nothing to affect rates at all is fuckin funny, man. Fuckin funny.

That makes me a faggot for pussy, LMAO. I'm taking ownership of that.

I don't know how to feel about these conversations regarding rates.

[MartyByrde]

I deserve pussy. Because I'm me. Everyone else are faggots for not believing that they are as entitled as I am.

How are the rest of you faggots today?

LOL.

Who said one does not deserve pussy? I certainly do, as do many others. Man, talk about convoluted points of view! And LOL because of that.

[MartyByrde]

LOL - "Walter has a $40,000 truck and he won't sell it to me for $200. He's a greedy, money-grubbing soul-sucker who doesn't deserve that truck. But I deserve it for the $200 I'm willing to pay for it. Man, what a scam and a sham. So undeserving, and I'm special, too. Why shoot".

Jeez, man. LMAO, this forum is too much fun.

Why the hell would I sell a $40,000 truck to you for $200, when I can get a lot more. Man, you have a convoluted "understanding" of money!

[Street Troller]

I deserve pussy. Because I'm me. Everyone else are faggots for not believing that they are as entitled as I am.

How are the rest of you faggots today?

LOL.

[SMediumDick]

LOL - "Walter has a $40,000 truck and he won't sell it to me for $200. He's a greedy, money-grubbing soul-sucker who doesn't deserve that truck. But I deserve it for the $200 I'm willing to pay for it. Man, what a scam and a sham. So undeserving, and I'm special, too. Why shoot".

Jeez, man. LMAO, this forum is too much fun.

I don't know how to feel about these conversations regarding rates. I have been playing this game for about 15 years and of course I miss the days where we could get a lot more for a lot less.

I started with 40 dollar BBBJ's cruising the streets down in Tacoma (pacific and Hosmer to Portland ave by the dome), moved to Seattle and hit the AAA and KK strolls pretty hard.

But as prices have gone up, so has my ability to afford these rates. I was in my 20's then and in my 30's now. I make a lot more than I did then, and don't mind paying 400/ hr for some of these hotter girls that host in Bellevue w / BBBJ.

Prices for everything has gone up compared to the times I mentioned before. To me, it seems only logical that rates for working girls would also go up.

I guess I'm not as upset because I'm able to keep up with the rising rates and not get left behind playing with all the fat uglies in the lower price bracket. Less mileage on the premium pussy for those of us that can afford it. Ok that sounded bad don't hate me guys.

Although I have noticed, is 500/ hr now the new 400/ hr? To me it seemed 400/ hr was the standard hr rate for the upper end of the quality / price spectrum.