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03-31-22 05:53 #5275Senior Member

Posts: 385Oh my
LOLOL! That was a good one.
Originally Posted by HapaBoy86
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Last edited by GuysTT2; 03-31-22 at 05:55. Reason: typo
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03-31-22 04:07 #5274Senior Member

Posts: 275LovelyxoJasmine review
Tl; Dr GPS stay away:
I've been wanting to see her because I liked her pictures. Here is the good I can say about her: her pictures are reasonably accurate, her face is attractive, and she has a nice ass. That's it. The good is over. So sit back, relax, get yourself a nice cup of Yorkshire tea and onto the bad:
1. On HX she quotes 220 hh. I show up. She tells me to wash up, and I do. I come back and instead of getting down to business, she wants to make the worst small talk of all time. She keeps asking me about HX and what my bad experiences on HX are. Not wanting to talk about it, I say idk.
2. She then launches into a several-minute long rant which can only be called an advertisement for Private Delights. I'm looking around wondering if I am getting pranked. She goes on and on about how Private Delights is the best, and all the good women are there, and HX is trash, and all the girls on HX are skanks with STDs. She says she never sees anyone from HX (even though I see her ads on there all the time). She asks me if I know about Private Delights. I say "All I know is that guys online say the girls on there have GPS. " Her: "What's GPS?" Me: "Golden Pussy Syndrome" Her: several minute long rant about how HX guys are cheap bastards and I shouldn't listen to them and I should sign up for PD. She brags how she gets paid triple on PD, and works at an agency and gets paid thousands per hour. (I wonder if she can get all that, what she's doing on HX).
3. She then tells me she is going to retire soon because she just got a 6 figure job. At this point in my head I am groaning, and my eyes wander to my donation sitting on the table as I consider bolting. She asks if I have a gf. I say no. She asks about my dating and STD testing. She says she's surprised because I'm handsome and should get dates easily. I say work keeps me busy. Finally she says let's get started.
4. What happens next is the worst blowjob ever. It's actually not a blowjob. She is really just kinda doing a hand job while putting the dick near her mouth like she's doing a mumble rap.
5. She has DFK on her menu, but she absolutely does not DFK at. All. When I tried to LFK her, she actually grabbed a towel and wiped her mouth after. There was no hygiene issue. She's just like that.
6. Finally sex. She gets into cowgirl and does a respectable job riding for a couple minutes. Then she asks for doggy. I suggest missionary because quite frankly the session was so weird I'm having trouble keeping an erection and need to try to use mish to recover. It works, but mish is bad with her. Not a good position for her body, and she does the "eyes closed and look away" thing.
7. Finally doggy. The one legitimately good thing about the session. Her ass is really nice on her petite body. She is good at arching her back. She is a power bottom and will work your shaft and moan and talk dirty. All these would be excellent things except for the fact that it was brutally obvious that the only reason she was doing it was because she wanted me to cum asap to end the session. Knowing it was not getting any better than this, I obliged her. To be fair, it was a good 3 minutes of fucking in doggy.
8. After she says go flush the condom. I do. There are no clean towels. Ugh. I go back and of course all her desire for small talk is gone. She says "So you paid $250 right?" So she's a rob on top of everything else. I say "no, your message on HX was $220 for hh and that's exactly what I brought". She doesn't let it go. She says "no, those are the old prices" I say "well, it's what you quoted me tonight". She says "don't you just have the $30?" I say "no, I only bring the exact amount and nothing else. " She says "oh, that really sucks for me". She's furiously texting. I'm wondering if she's calling in her pimp to try to intimidate me. She says she has a booker. I suspect she pulls this scheme not only to upcharge dudes, but also to drive them away so she can cut the session short. My not being scared off, she makes it obvious, saying: "ok bye, have a good night" and then walks up to me and does the lamest thing ever: the side-hug like she just friend zoned me. LOL.
Bad experience. She hates her job, and she hates you. Although she's pretty good looking, she's a step down from every single one of the Enclave girls.
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03-30-22 22:41 #5273Senior Member

Posts: 275It's funny you've seen the girls I haven't. I've seen ShelbyJames, LeahBelle, KylieMaris, and SaraSmile. Every single one of them was good, and would recommend.
Originally Posted by Dqbsl
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ShelbyJames was a hot blonde cheerleader type, natural tits & huge ass. She twerked on me in doggy and I came fast.
LeahBelle kinda sorta looks like Brittney White. 10/10 tits, amazing body, nice ass. She's the hottest to me personally. I've been trying to see her again but she hasn't been working. I rarely repeat with girls, but I 100% want to with her.
KylieMaris looks like Katie Holmes crossed with Drew Barrymore, cute face, natural tits & full ass. PSE BBBJ. It's actually incredibly rare for any girl to be able to make me cum with her mouth. Only a handful of women have ever done it. KylieMaris did it, and I made her work very hard for it too.
SaraSmile looks like a light skinned Hispanic Anne Hathaway. Amazing curvy body, soo cute.
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03-30-22 02:34 #5272Senior Member

Posts: 339Invalid classified usually means that ad has been taken down. With that crew they're pretty quick about taking down ads once availability is filled up or the girl is done for the day.
Originally Posted by ZzzBoy14
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03-30-22 00:03 #5271Senior Member

Posts: 361Can someone help out with these HX subscriptions? I am unlocked and can send mail, but don't have any ratings yet. I'm subscribed to some of the enclave girls, and I see their updates in my subscriptions. But when I click on the ads, they say "invalid classified" and nothing more. It also says "released only" next to the ad, and I'm not sure what that means (am I released if I can send mail?)
Thanks!
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03-29-22 23:43 #5270Senior Member

Posts: 386Tryst
She also has tryst and posted her IG on there.
Originally Posted by Taws6
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https://tryst.link/escort/sophiarosexoxox
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03-29-22 22:26 #5269Senior Member

Posts: 317Damn it, I'm waiting for her and DemiMora to come back. I had my chances but put it off. It's been three months for both of them.
Originally Posted by MRNimbus
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03-29-22 19:48 #5268Senior Member

Posts: 329Enclave girls
Kendraloggins is my favorite, she's MIA at the moment. But god damn is she a hot pale one that will fuck you more than you think you'll be able to fuck her, a real wild one.
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03-29-22 18:44 #5267Senior Member

Posts: 134Jessikarose definitely has the best body I've seen from that group but she is super distant and not very engaging. If you like her, you would probably like CrystalShine, SaraSmile, kyliemaris, Erikaclapton probably some of my faves. GiannaLyn is okay.
Originally Posted by Dqbsl
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03-29-22 14:53 #5266Senior Member

Posts: 432Not so fast Kemosabe!
Girl doesn't have much of a network, I would agree, and the red, I also agree doesn't look good.
Originally Posted by HapaBoy86
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However, one of the two reds are from a level 0 with no in person contact, just phone.
I personally wouldn't see her, but lots of guys will give a gal an opportunity.
Rates will likely be lower & likely really go out of her way to get a good rating. Which she has 4, one very recent.
Kudos to her for not must making up a new profile & ditching the one with the red. Seems she is trying to "own" her handle, so might be a diamond in the rough. Might not.
But, legit question. IMHO.
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03-29-22 12:22 #5265Senior Member

Posts: 46Hottest enclave girl?
Who do you think is the hottest enclave girl?
Originally Posted by PewpHead
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Saw jesikarose recently. Hottest body I've seen there and cute face. She wanted direction the entire time but she took it well. She is probably my fav so far there.
Also seen tinyariana. Cuter face and better engagement. But jesikarose s body is so nice. Just my type.
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03-29-22 01:00 #5264Senior Member

Posts: 7221Come on like really you have to ask a question when you clearly see she is -2.
Originally Posted by CreamFire
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There is a reason why a chick is -1,-2,-3 and so on!
If you're that hard up to see someone who was rated negative do it.
Please write what happened to you after so you can be addressed accordingly.
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03-29-22 00:20 #5263Senior Member

Posts: 386Juicyybootyy
I know this is dumb since she's clearly a lvl -2 and avoid but anyone have any intel on juicyybootyy? https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/juicyybootyy.
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03-28-22 22:14 #5262Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post

Posts: 2687Prostitutes on that website are always sucking off the owners to get away with nonsense and to avoid accountability.
Originally Posted by TheZorak
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The "rules" only apply to the guys.
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03-28-22 21:05 #5261Senior Member

Posts: 317Looks like StephanieHepburn changed her username to CandyLaRue.
In the settings it says you're unable to change usernames nowadays, so she must've pulled some strange. Wonder what the situation is.












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