Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[HH216]

Goooood morning, Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy -.

During the preceding overnight, has any Faggot managed to enroll any providers into our agreement program in which they promise to provide all-open service at a flat, cheap rate for the benefit of all hobbyists everywhere?

Report!

ST, I like where you're going with this, but there has got to be a better name.

Something like CHEAP. Chaps Helping Enjoyment (of) Affordable Pussy.

Just a thought.

[MartyByrde]

LMAO, the way you talk, I'd have figured you'd have had all of those providers lined-up by now. Ready to make the graaaaand agreement that we all pay the same rate for all services.

What's holding you up?

Man, are you ever dense? You are the one who said "Goooood morning, Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy". Also, you stated that it is your group: "You should join my hobbyist union, Camhole. The Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy. We're going to try and get all providers, every one of 'them on Earth, to offer all open service in every hole for one flat-rate". But still no members. But still not surprised (but also LMAO), again since you are that group's CEO.

As for paying the same rate, no, that is not going to work, as long as there are rookie hobbyists around who pay over inflated rates, and make it difficult for the rest of us.

Oh, that explanation is way too logical for you. LMAO!

[Street Troller]

LMAO, the way you talk, I'd have figured you'd have had all of those providers lined-up by now. Ready to make the graaaaand agreement that we all pay the same rate for all services.

What's holding you up?

Good afternoon Oh Dense One.

Looks like no one got any women enrolled in your "excellent" program. Oops, forgot. It's a program for losers. Got it! With you being its CEO, can understand why it has no members.

[Lee Groinman]

What I object to is paying 400/ hr or more for crap service, bad attitudes, and blubber. If you want that much money the least you can do is be on time. If you can't manage that I don't want to do business with you. And honestly the way I deal with it is to just move on. There are always other girls, and complaining about things doesn't do much to make it better.

With this, as in life, you are guaranteed nothing. The hottest, expensive gal can give shitty service just as the cheap, budget friendly beer goggled gal. B i t c h all you want, nothing is going to change. Keep trying to find that unicorn, they're out there.

[MartyByrde]

Goooood morning, Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy -.

During the preceding overnight, has any Faggot managed to enroll any providers into our agreement program in which they promise to provide all-open service at a flat, cheap rate for the benefit of all hobbyists everywhere?

Good afternoon Oh Dense One.

Looks like no one got any women enrolled in your "excellent" program. Oops, forgot. It's a program for losers. Got it! With you being its CEO, can understand why it has no members.

[Street Troller]

Goooood morning, Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy -.

During the preceding overnight, has any Faggot managed to enroll any providers into our agreement program in which they promise to provide all-open service at a flat, cheap rate for the benefit of all hobbyists everywhere?

Report!

[Street Troller]

You should join my hobbyist union, Camhole. The Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy. We're going to try and get all providers, every one of 'em on Earth, to offer all open service in every hole for one flat-rate.

We can do this. We CAN do this!!!

What you're using there is logic and common sense. Nobody enjoys paying large amounts of money for shitty results, no matter what services you are receiving. Sadly not everyone can just move onto the next adventure and has to make it be about what they feel they deserve or are entitled to.

[Camhole]

Some of my OGs in this forum and others know what I'm talking about. Before Rex Hughes, we had a Marty Byrde who was super repetitive and telling everyone to be on his side on rates. Someone here is the new Marty Byrde. LOL.

Also ST, your analogies are spot on. Where can I find cheaper GA $!? Don't hold out on us.

Oh it's still the same old Marty, just under a different handle.

Pretty sure Admin knows because after 100+ post he still listed as a regular member.

WalterWhite99 = MartyBride = Honestone.

[Camhole]

What I object to is paying 400/ hr or more for crap service, bad attitudes, and blubber. If you want that much money the least you can do is be on time. If you can't manage that I don't want to do business with you. And honestly the way I deal with it is to just move on. There are always other girls, and complaining about things doesn't do much to make it better.

What you're using there is logic and common sense. Nobody enjoys paying large amounts of money for shitty results, no matter what services you are receiving. Sadly not everyone can just move onto the next adventure and has to make it be about what they feel they deserve or are entitled to.

[Street Troller]

I don't like paying any amount of money for bad service, LOL. That could be $10. I won't pay any amount for a girl who doesn't offer what I like. I also don't really prefer girls who demand a minimum of a one-hour date, I prefer HH, particularly when I haven't seen her. So I don't book with those providers, plain and simple. But other guys do like full-hour dates. I have a rate range with which I'm comfortable, but that range might not work for those on a fixed-budget or whatever else. Some guys do prefer covered service, that's their choice.

But there ain't no way I'm going to get all of you losers together and get all of you to go along with whatever rates and services I decide just because, well, I'm me. Everyone has their ideal, won't work. This is why I find the anger regarding rates to be ridiculous and funny. As if we're all some sort of hobbyist union or something, LOL.

But I guess we could try. Hell, i'm open to it. I love the absurd. How's The Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy sound to you guys? Let's plan our first meeting.

What I object to is paying 400/ hr or more for crap service

[MartyByrde]

What I object to is paying 400/ hr or more for crap service, bad attitudes, and blubber. If you want that much money the least you can do is be on time. If you can't manage that I don't want to do business with you. And honestly the way I deal with it is to just move on. There are always other girls, and complaining about things doesn't do much to make it better.

Well stated! And yeah, when I move on, I say "Hasta La Vista, baby".

[MartyByrde]

For myself, I know exactly how I feel. Entertained. I find it funny that grown men assume they are entitled to something. I really do. That's like going to a gas station and protesting their gas prices because they feel entitled to cheaper gas. You know, instead of going down the street and finding a cheaper rate. It's always out there somewhere. May not be much cheaper, but it does exist. But bitching, complaining, calling people names which does nothing to affect rates at all is fuckin funny, man. Fuckin funny.

That makes me a faggot for pussy, LMAO. I'm taking ownership of that.

Good for you! Finally doing something right.

[BusSit69]

Some of my OGs in this forum and others know what I'm talking about. Before Rex Hughes, we had a Marty Byrde who was super repetitive and telling everyone to be on his side on rates. Someone here is the new Marty Byrde. LOL.

Also ST, your analogies are spot on. Where can I find cheaper GA $!? Don't hold out on us.

[Marko Ramius]

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Although I have noticed, is 500/ hr now the new 400/ hr? To me it seemed 400/ hr was the standard hr rate for the upper end of the quality / price spectrum.

What I object to is paying 400/ hr or more for crap service, bad attitudes, and blubber. If you want that much money the least you can do is be on time. If you can't manage that I don't want to do business with you. And honestly the way I deal with it is to just move on. There are always other girls, and complaining about things doesn't do much to make it better.

[Street Troller]

For myself, I know exactly how I feel. Entertained. I find it funny that grown men assume they are entitled to something. I really do. That's like going to a gas station and protesting their gas prices because they feel entitled to cheaper gas. You know, instead of going down the street and finding a cheaper rate. It's always out there somewhere. May not be much cheaper, but it does exist. But bitching, complaining, calling people names which does nothing to affect rates at all is fuckin funny, man. Fuckin funny.

That makes me a faggot for pussy, LMAO. I'm taking ownership of that.

I don't know how to feel about these conversations regarding rates.