Escort Reports

**ButtersStotch** · 03-26-22 01:25

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../20089960.html

Starting to dip my toes into more Nova area asian providers.

Decided to try out Angela, who is from the same group as ACS Tina the Cock Gobbler. Once I entered, she asked for the donation first, then ask me to disrobe. She followed afterward. She's probably in her late 40's with an okay face and nice teardrop breasts with eraser nipples. Her midsection is thick with a bit of a belly and her legs are thin. She was going to start me off with CBJ, but I asked for BBBJ, she acknowledged with a BJ hand motion saying "Ok, you want BBJ? Then we do condom fuck" and then judiciously sprayed down my member with alcohol, getting it right in my fucking pee hole. After wiping me off she gave a nice light BBBJ for about 30 seconds and then wanted to move on to CFS. She is CFS only, no BBFS. I enjoyed the BBBJ and wanted more, but she denied me.

"Can you suck some more?

"Yes, yes, condom fuck".

"Not yet. Can you do more BBJ?

"No BBJ, condom fuck".

She suited and lubed me up and we proceeded to do CG, mish, doggy, lazy dog. She's droopy down below and lacks an ass to grab onto, instead I strangely get a handful of her lower hip bones (that you sit on). She wore her mask during the deed, which was fine with me because sometimes she would burp and I would get a slight whiff of chives. Getting a familiar scent of someone else's food and her nether regions not looking as tight as some of the middle aged women I am used to, I couldn't finish. I wanted BBBJ to get there, but "No BBJ, hand, hand". I told her to take it easy I don't do too well with HJs. So she laid me down and lubed me up some more and proceeded to jackhammer my shit. I tried to focus on her tits, but her downswing would occasionally hit my balls while she was cupping them with the other hand, throwing me off. I asked her to slow down several times. She would oblige, but as soon as I was enjoying myself she would start with the jackhammering and the "Oh yes, so hot, cum" bringing me up and down like the stock market. The more tired she became, the more she was actually slamming her wrist onto my pelvis. Once time was up I showered and left.

I actually considered calling the phone lady to get Tina's room # in order to finish off, but my dick was so beat up, I figured it wouldn't get me anywhere. I drove home still feeling the burning sensation of the alcohol spray in my pee hole.

Services: brief BBBJ, CFS, HJ.

Pros: She's a nice polite person. Nice tits.

Cons: Treats the acronyms like a checklist. She probably thinks she worked hard, tiring her arm out despite my pleas.

Recommend: The CFS was fine.

Damage: $. 3 HHR.

**JackAubry** · 03-26-22 01:12

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

Time in time out providers that end up on her cause trouble more then helpful info. I browsed her ad and was drawn to mention of I know about the guide.

Providers on her when reviews don't go their way make problems. First problem if not on a burner they blacklist or report false info on the reviewer. Even with burner that happens. You call and the provider like your number associated with bad things. So the FYI she reads the forum was just heads up. So some out there care. On EB providers were getting reviewers blocked after a bad review written on them, causing you not to be able to read any reviews until you create new profile.

She block me on ter messages and I never reached out to her. I spoke with a few I'm Richmond thread about her. So I'm sure that type will try to blow you up with false accusations review not in favor of her.

Don't matter to me at all but I believe for non seniors not get blocked or calls not answered when mongering. Providers like her the reason.

I had a different situation where I told a fellow monger who dm'd me with " a special request" so I referred an UTR to him who is in the game part time and that dumass saw her and told her my screen name, about this site how I said she was good for the special request but she's kind of chubby and her pussy kind of worn out and loose and posted about her. She was pissed, called and texted me repeatedly- yeah a burner but still unnecessary drama. My view is Fight club rules apply.

**LuckyLuciano00** · 03-25-22 23:23

Originally Posted by OldChineseGuy [View Original Post]

She's not new to this, she's been reviewed many times before.

Wait, so is she $200 or $500?

**JMature** · 03-25-22 21:46

Hello Fellow Mongers.

Awhile back I tried and unsuccessful to book Andre Shakti from Eros. At first the conversation seemed to be going but after sending the deposit and trying to coordinate a meeting she completely disappeared on me.

Please avoid by all means.

https://tryst.link/bdsm/andre-shakti

**Riptyde** · 03-25-22 20:42

Just starting to get out of the house more these days. Decided to try this provider advertising in Sterling. Didn't realize it was a Latin Crap Shoot. Shame on me for not doing enough homework, I guess. Phone number ended in 3540.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/ste.../21059290.html

Turned out it was in a motel I've been to before for ACS visits right near the airport. Lady who answered the door seemed to not speak English and looked nothing like the pictures in the ad. Seemed pretty fit, but with a face of a grandma. I've heard stories of providers being on the phone while serving customers, but didn't believe it. This woman literally chatted into her WhatsApp or whatever the entire time I was pumping away. The only positive thing I can say was that she gave a good CBJ.

I was also a little uncomfortable because I knew she wasn't who I texted to coordinate the meet. I mean, I'm used to that with the Asian places, but it seemed she was giving details about what was going one the whole time.

Anyway I won't answer this ad again.

**SumphknFool** · 03-25-22 19:39

Came across post online for a new girl in the area. Anyone have a chance to see her? Debating seeing her but would like info if someone has, if not I'll bite the bullet and report back.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ginia/77972590

**Bunker Buster** · 03-25-22 19:10

Originally Posted by Telcova [View Original Post]

My last visit I was given the "Alice or Tina". I guess Cherry is gone, I chose Tina: She puts in the effort.

Anyone see Alice yet?

She might look more Thai than Chinese, with what I'm guessing are large implants. I was going to see her, but she asked too much for what I wanted, so I didn't stay.

**Old Chinese Guy** · 03-25-22 17:38

Originally Posted by NovaGuy1970 [View Original Post]

Saw this girl the other day. Said she's new to the escort thing. 22 year old blonde with a rocking body. Totally worth it. Best girl I've seen yet and she let me do anal. https://tryst.link/escort/collegebabe.

She's not new to this, she's been reviewed many times before.

**MikeWhiskey** · 03-25-22 17:13

Originally Posted by MikeWhiskey [View Original Post]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/joyce-es...ngton-dc-60524

Just saw her. She's a good time. Sweet girl who aims to please 140 hh 240 hr. PM me for additional details or just text her.

646xxxx075.

**JellyJam** · 03-25-22 16:18

Anyone ever seen her with another before. Been asking her about it lately but she avoids it. Can't have it all.

**Cougar56** · 03-25-22 15:48

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

Time in time out providers that end up on her cause trouble more then helpful info. I browsed her ad and was drawn to mention of I know about the guide.

Providers on her when reviews don't go their way make problems. First problem if not on a burner they blacklist or report false info on the reviewer. Even with burner that happens. You call and the provider like your number associated with bad things. So the FYI she reads the forum was just heads up. So some out there care. On EB providers were getting reviewers blocked after a bad review written on them, causing you not to be able to read any reviews until you create new profile.

She block me on ter messages and I never reached out to her. I spoke with a few I'm Richmond thread about her. So I'm sure that type will try to blow you up with false accusations review not in favor of her.

Don't matter to me at all but I believe for non seniors not get blocked or calls not answered when mongering. Providers like her the reason.

For the most part I totally agree with you. But many ladies know about and read the forums so I just assume they all are aware. I try not to reveal my handle but some will figure it out by your review. There have been a couple of times when it worked in my favor as it allowed me to continue seeing great providers that had changed their number and gone utr but made contact by pm on this board.

**Rusty Tbone** · 03-25-22 15:17

Anyone seen or heard from Lixa lately? I've seen her several times in the past, but recently haven't been able to get any responses over the past month.

**MikeWhiskey** · 03-25-22 14:40

Originally Posted by OldManInVa [View Original Post]

I just got a text from Joyce that she is back in Chantilly for all of you that have been asking..

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/joyce-es...ngton-dc-60524

Just saw her. She's a good time. Sweet girl who aims to please 140 hh 240 hr. PM me for additional details or just text her.

**Metloaf** · 03-25-22 13:07

Originally Posted by Dandc07 [View Original Post]

Not to be rude or anything, but who cares if a provider reads the forum? I mean the worst that can come of it is that they give better service based on our collective gripes / complaints.

Additionally, Evelyn is straight up revolting. Her skin looks like cottage cheese, but still trying to take pics at angles to try to fool someone (ha). I guess it takes all kinds and she might be someone's type.

Time in time out providers that end up on her cause trouble more then helpful info. I browsed her ad and was drawn to mention of I know about the guide.

Providers on her when reviews don't go their way make problems. First problem if not on a burner they blacklist or report false info on the reviewer. Even with burner that happens. You call and the provider like your number associated with bad things. So the FYI she reads the forum was just heads up. So some out there care. On EB providers were getting reviewers blocked after a bad review written on them, causing you not to be able to read any reviews until you create new profile.

She block me on ter messages and I never reached out to her. I spoke with a few I'm Richmond thread about her. So I'm sure that type will try to blow you up with false accusations review not in favor of her.

Don't matter to me at all but I believe for non seniors not get blocked or calls not answered when mongering. Providers like her the reason.

**NovaGuy1970** · 03-25-22 12:38

Saw this girl the other day. Said she's new to the escort thing. 22 year old blonde with a rocking body. Totally worth it. Best girl I've seen yet and she let me do anal. https://tryst.link/escort/collegebabe.