EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[Goat Trotter]

Did you even read my post before jumping in the reply button?

I read your post. 'you may have received L1' You don't know if you received it? LOL.

You also mentioned you put a $100 on the table and then only gave her $75. So you were expecting a $100 total for L1? She's not that cheap. This is the EMP thread not AMP thread.

[SaraOnShermer]

Just saw her. Have seen her before twice and both times I may have received L1. This time nothing.

I wouldn't expect a girl I never met before to do something special because I was having a bad day.

Did you even read my post before jumping in the reply button?

[JakeGoodfella]

I thought this forum was for helping one another? Yet no one will help me with contact info for this place? Let me guess I haven't provided enough info for ya'll.

Maybe guys in the know just haven't had time to see your post and reply yet. With that crappy attitude, I'd be surprised if anybody gave you the time of day now.

[ChiTownsFin]

I thought this forum was for helping one another? Yet no one will help me with contact info for this place? Let me guess I haven't provided enough info for ya'll.

[ChgoGuySouth]

My first time was a generic massage, second time had a much better time. I wouldn't see her for just a massage though. It's more like a plain body rub to me. Either way, I've found these old Euro places are getting exactly that: old.

Old and vanilla. My good matures went back their motherlands during covid.

[Moejoo]

Her attitude was weiiirddd when I saw her and she knew I was having a bad day and still left me blue ball'd. Wouldn't go back for her generic massage ever again.

I wouldn't expect a girl I never met before to do something special because I was having a bad day.

[ChiTownsFin]

Her attitude was weiiirddd when I saw her and she knew I was having a bad day and still left me blue ball'd. Wouldn't go back for her generic massage ever again.

How do I find contact info on this place? When I google I get a few places listed. Thanks in advance!

[RoronoaZ]

YMMV with her. I just saw her this past weekend with a nice L1 with just OTC roaming. But even if I didn't get anything I would still go for massage. In my 50's I need a good rubdown sometimes.

My first time was a generic massage, second time had a much better time. I wouldn't see her for just a massage though. It's more like a plain body rub to me. Either way, I've found these old Euro places are getting exactly that: old.

[SaraOnShermer]

YMMV with her. I just saw her this past weekend with a nice L1 with just OTC roaming. But even if I didn't get anything I would still go for massage. In my 50's I need a good rubdown sometimes.

Her attitude was weiiirddd when I saw her and she knew I was having a bad day and still left me blue ball'd. Wouldn't go back for her generic massage ever again.

[Dr Manhattan]

Just here to report on Sara, as you can see with my username. Just saw her. Have seen her before twice and both times I may have received L1. This time nothing. I had a hundred on the table and was willing to give more. She tried to walk out with it after no special ending and I changed and demanded it back, and only gave her the house fee 75 with no tip. I asked if something was the matter but was given the generic attitude of "you called me for a massage that's what this is. " Wow. What is her problem?

For any massage, I'll leave my tip in full view, but place my car keys on top of it. That way, the keys will jingle if anything happens while my eyes are closed (or in your case, even open.)

[Chorizo1]

Just here to report on Sara, as you can see with my username. Just saw her. Have seen her before twice and both times I may have received L1. This time nothing. I had a hundred on the table and was willing to give more. She tried to walk out with it after no special ending and I changed and demanded it back, and only gave her the house fee 75 with no tip. I asked if something was the matter but was given the generic attitude of "you called me for a massage that's what this is. " Wow. What is her problem?

YMMV with her. I just saw her this past weekend with a nice L1 with just OTC roaming. But even if I didn't get anything I would still go for massage. In my 50's I need a good rubdown sometimes.

[SaraOnShermer]

Went to see Sara in northbrook off Shermer. Finally got to see those artificial masterpieces. Nice pink nipples. Didn't let me touch but nice view. Had her pants down with her ass sticking out in thong. Put my hand between her legs and it felt like she had a bunch of oil between her legs. Quickly moved out of reach. Maybe someone got luckier earlier. Still gives great massage. Good finish. Might be more had but I don't have that type of money. Oh well, on to the next one.

Just here to report on Sara, as you can see with my username. Just saw her. Have seen her before twice and both times I may have received L1. This time nothing. I had a hundred on the table and was willing to give more. She tried to walk out with it after no special ending and I changed and demanded it back, and only gave her the house fee 75 with no tip. I asked if something was the matter but was given the generic attitude of "you called me for a massage that's what this is. " Wow. What is her problem?

[Dr Manhattan]

Chances are that if you visit any one of the Heavenly Massage locations, you'll get a legit session with options for more in the future.

To me, going way out of my way for a legit massage isn't worth it unless they are model quality. At that point, if they aren't eye candy, I'd simply find a local clinic in my own neighborhood for a CMT.

Trained body workers who don't offer extras fall from the trees like apples at harvest time.

[WickedSob]

If you are in the need for a real massage from a licensed massuse, pm me. I have a couple good ones I go to knowing I won't get any L service but will walk out of there having an excellent massage. I found these legit ones over time and was hoping for more but kept going back cause I needed the great job that they do on me. I travel, drive and sit a lot for work. Yes, I still like the L1,2, and 3 providers but finding one that can do both very well is few and far between.

I would be interested in a legit massage.

[ChgoGuySouth]

Got a ton of messages on this one. Mailbox cleared.