Massage Parlor Reports

**Friendly1** · 11-06-07 00:00

In the past, under different guises, I have often written about how I treat the girls who work in AMPs. Treat them as you want to be treated yourselves. I think most of us do that. We all have reasons for patronizing AMPs. Some of us may patronize because we do not typically have successful or fulfilling relationships with women. We never should stoop to abusing these women in any way.

I have become close friends with a few AMP girls. They typically do not like what they do, but they believe that they have no choice in order to make the money they do. When I go, I like to brighten their day a little bit. I think I get positive payback from this approach. If you do not like the service you can talk to the manager, the girl herself or adjust your tip.

**CabDriver52** · 11-05-07 22:47

Ok. Maybe my previous post/comment was off color. Sorry for offending the hobby/ladies. I simply took it out of context and was wrong.

All right. To move to last night. Daylight savings time was really kicking my a$$ so I decided the yellow fever was in need of some attention. So I'm off into dreamland, like Alice but better. So I find myself down near 14th & K st. So I'm there and I meed a lady names Yumi. Sounds like you-me. Very nice package, body is kicking, pretty face. A little feisty too, which I like.

We're in the bath and I'm getting washed like a baby. Nothing left untouched. Water good and hot. Soap was ample. Back to the room, I get the massage from hell. Hard but I really didn't care. I was there to have some fun and get the full treatment. She walked, danced and stood on my back. Next I get the hard hands, all over. Moving right into the quick motion like kneading bread. Awesome. Bit I digress.

She vanishes and I get a chance to recover. She's back and next I have this heavenly body next to me. I do the flip-per thing and what do I see, a hottie working the little man. Cool. Nice and relaxing. So next I get the RCG. I live for things like this. The cans are giggling and man are they nice. Firm, round and full. The clam has a small beard but is sure looks good.

Ok, so new a missionary is knocking at the door, looking for a donation. Nothing doing, I'm too into something else. She's smiling and so am I. We actually joke a little and move to the next act. We decide to walk the dog, and it's great. So, the nut gets cracked and everyone is happy.

Standard cleanup, she's happy to simply be there. Hot towel, a nice big hug. I'm dressed and on my way. Just past an hour. Works for me.

Solid 8s across the board.

I would recommend her. Highly.

Home by midnight. With a Cheshire Cat grin.

Be safe out there.

Peace out.

Cabbie!

**Dr Bombay** · 11-05-07 20:45

We can ignore the jerk, but what about the ladies who have take his abuse? I like this hobby, but what about the women hating cretins? He is the underbelly of mongering. I can understand why so many feel they have to shut things down because of sickos like sleeping bag.

**LoveLOS** · 11-05-07 20:17

Sleepin' Cretin,
I have now seen you in action on two boards, this and Baltimore. You behavior on [both boards is unacceptable and has caused an uproar from a host of the most respected members on both boards. For reasons that Max, JJ and Lex (well written, BTW) have outlined, your attitude and behavior toward working girls is, well, cretin.

Your behaviors for others to review:
Your Baltimore report. -- Note the "all bb" comment
Your DC report. -- Note the "lol" comment
I don't even want to research your sordid past on other boards. Yuuuk.

Your replies to your peers on USG:
stfu benchseats rock douchebag --reply to Benchseats Rock
Bring It On! --reply to Dr.Monger
It would take a loser like you to actually invest the time... --reply to Dr.Monger
cry to mommy, then --reply to Geesh
So go cry to mommy that you got sand in your pussy... --reply to Max Billion

And I expect your reply to this and the last four senior member's reports will, no doubt, further solidify my point that you are waste of low-cost bandwidth; not to mention the perfectly good oxygen you steal from the rest of us each day. It is creeps like you that has made myself and others reticent to post the latest and greatest information on local superstars. Remember Neverland? Everybody who wanted to know about that but couldn't get it -- even by PM -- just give Sleepin cretin and his sort of ilk a big "thank you, b!tch!"

I hope this is the last time I have to type anything about or to this guy. Twice is enough, and I now exhort the same message that BSR posted. Let us stop feeding this troll, and he too will eventually lose interest and leave us alone. If he hasn't gotten the message loud and clear by now, he may not posses the intelligence to assimilate the information, so we shouldn't make fun of him.

My last attempt to exhort to reasonableness:
Sleepin--If you continue in your present path, you will piss enough people off that you can get a special designation by your name -- "serial antagonist." Not a threat, just how it works here.

Peace? Sure would be nice.
LoveLOS

**LexLuther** · 11-05-07 19:09

Not to beat a dead horse, but JJ and some of the other seniors are quite correct. The women we discuss on the USASexGuide are human beings. For reasons of their own, they have chosen to work in an industry in which they unfortunately have scant legal protection. They risk their health, freedom, and many other important things we all take for granted in order to support themselves and/or their loved ones.

Some members of society (for example the police, courts, and most non-customers) do not feel that these women are entitled to the same respect that the rest of us take for granted. However as a customer, I have always felt that these women deserve to be treated with respect. I'm talking about AMP workers in particular here. With very few exceptions, I have always been treated well by AMP girls as well as the managers of such establishments.

There are, in my opinion, a number of unwritten rules to which we should all adhere. Some of them apply to providers in general and not just AMP girls. The first one is that you never try to cheat a working girl. Even if you are not satisfied, you always pay either what was agreed upon or what you know to be the standard tariff.

The second is common sense and applies not just to working girls but to any women with whom you have sexual relations. You don't force a woman to do anything she does not wish to do. You may cajole her, offer her gifts of one sort or another, even threaten not to see her again. But you don't force her. And you don't do or threaten to do bodily harm, no matter how much you paid her and no matter how unsatisfied you were. Even if the girl is a prostitute, if you force her to do what she does not wish to do, that's rape.

As others have pointed out, what Dirt Bag did is dangerous for all of us and certainly does nothing to improve the attitude of AMP girls.

LexLuther

**Sleazebum** · 11-05-07 17:43

There is clearly NO EXCUSE for abusing these women! Not in this way nor any other way!

They deserve the same respect and proper treatment we ALL expect when on our jobs!

To do anything less is to just be a flaming creep! And that is the nicest thing to be said about it.

I will not discuss this further. If the jackass who did it doesn't recognize himself for what he is and did there is nothing I can say or do to correct his messed up attitude.

I imagine the prisons have many like individuals in residence.

Peace!

JJ

Originally Posted by Benchseats Rock

We had this problem in Baltimore. LoveLOS and the good Doctor took the time to remind us to NEVER FEED THE TROLLS...
It may not be a bad time to remind the D.C. forum of the same wisdom.

Benchseats Rock

**Benchseats Rock** · 11-05-07 17:19

Originally Posted by Sleeping Bag

Let's see here. She refused to give me a massage. I refused to not spew on her face. I returned a lack of favor for lack of favor. And you're asking me how it's making things harder for the rest of us.

Tell you what, dipshit, learn to think before you talk!

Originally Posted by Max Billion

Your "lack of favor" exposed her to whatever infections you might be carrying. Her "lack of favor" exposed you to nothing of the sort. Maybe you should learn to think before you spew.

We had this problem in Baltimore. LoveLOS and the good Doctor took the time to remind us to NEVER FEED THE TROLLS...
It may not be a bad time to remind the D.C. forum of the same wisdom.

Benchseats Rock

**Max Beelyun** · 11-05-07 17:07

Originally Posted by Sleeping Bag

Let's see here. She refused to give me a massage. I refused to not spew on her face. I returned a lack of favor for lack of favor. And you're asking me how it's making things harder for the rest of us.

Your "lack of favor" exposed her to whatever infections you might be carrying. Her "lack of favor" exposed you to nothing of the sort. Maybe you should learn to think before you spew.

**Sleeping Bag** · 11-05-07 16:47

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**Sleeping Bag** · 11-05-07 16:44

Originally Posted by Sleazebum

How the hell do you expect to be treated well by these girls when you intentionally pull that crap?

I just hope she remembers you if you ever go there again and then she shows you the service you deserve!

I go there to also get a massage, and she tells me she doesn't want to do that but straight for the fucking only, and you're saying I should treat her how?

Yea, I gave her the service she deserved as she well treated me.

Moron!

Peace...

**Ian Dokkaebi** · 11-05-07 16:06

Went to see Coco, the Hawaiian and Korean mix at 14K.

Overall, I would rate my experience as average. She is definitely tall.

Coco is in her late 30s with a terrific figure. She shows a little pouch while sitting or kneeling down. Her face, on the other hand, is below average. She has man-made B's and spends too much time in the tanning machines.

Very particular in her service and would not allow any improper touching. She has very little massaging skills.

No shower, just straight to business. In and out in less than 30 minutes.

Ian

**Max Beelyun** · 11-05-07 10:25

Originally Posted by Sleeping Bag

She told me to not spew on her face, but I did. She didn't like that. lol...

Why is that a "lol"? And do you even give a shit that you make things harder for the rest of us when you act like that?

**Black Yogi** · 11-05-07 10:00

Just came from 1333 Green, the other day. Mom mom ask if I was looking for anyone, just told her to give me the best and the best is what she did. Started out with a TS,from an difference girl. She hit all the right spot and cleaned it twice. When I ask her her name she told me that she was not my girl, just giving me TS. Jenny came in a dried me off and back to the room. She has a good little tight body. The massage was little to none, but the AR was great. On the flip when right to the pole with a cover and ask if I want to daty. There was a lot of 69, doggie and CG, I not into all those position changes. This is a keeper and I will return to she her.

TS=8
Looks=8
Services=8

BLK Y

**Readerx** · 11-04-07 14:52

Hi JJ,

Coco told me she is Hawaiian+Korean. Thus the nice tan. Pretty girl.

Great Mongering,

Rx

**Sleazebum** · 11-04-07 14:10

I was about to go crzey with the yellow fever today! I called both Chinese condos and one nymber was no good and the other fell into a full mailbox!!

AARRGGHH!!!!

So I hopped the Metro to McPherson and went on over to 14K for a ride.

Coco is tall, slender, and flat out beautiful!! Really dark tan. So much that I think she is probably half black. Intensely beautiful and sexy!

TS was not so great, over too quick and not complete.

5 minutes sauna time.

Fairly good massage with oil. Just did the back and butt then the flip.

She looks even better without the swimsuit!!

Standard stuff. CBJ, CG, congress of the canine then a mish finish.

In and out in about 45 minutes but I got what I came for and it was good!

I might go see her again when not so busy.

Standard fees applied.

JJ