Massage Parlor Reports

**Dangerously** · 11-06-07 22:08

First time poster here. Even though I’ve been lurking here, I’m not sure about the etiquette, but here it goes.

I paid a visit to “Older BBW offering topless. Hands do the work” a while ago. She lives in Naperville and posts on CL.

Using a rental car, I cruised around the block a few times. It appeared to be a normal middle class neighborhood, with her neighbor next door watering the lawn, so I parked two blocks away. Walked down to the address and rang the bell.

She led me to the room upstairs. Lit the candles and turned on the CD. The massage oil was already warmed up.

Remember, she is 60 years old, and she is honest about her age.

I had told her beforehand that I want a prostate massage. She said ok but that would be extra.

Back massage was soft and lasted for about 20-30 minutes. Turned over, uncovered. She worked on my inner thighs and upper body. Put on some gloves and proceeded on the prostate massage. She found the prostate, massaged it for a few minutes, but it wasn’t quite strong enough for my taste. But I’m sure she will learn.

She proceeded to finish me off. She was kind enough to ask me how to best please my third leg, hard or soft, with or without oil. HJ only, I did not ask for or expect anything extra.

Massage was topless, and she encouraged me to feel her goodies.

**Brown Boy** · 11-05-07 21:36

Originally Posted by Goldiesix

Where can I get a prostate massage? Some of these AMP's, you're lucky if they can say three words in english, let alone understand what "prostate" means.

I've gotten one @ United (Norridge) a couple years ago, but I don't remember her name, sadly. It really depends on the provider; some won't go there at all.

It helps if you can hold out during the handshake. Then they may give a little extra effort, and resort to little tricks they know to get it over with, like massaging the asshole, which is your cue to relax it, and hope they take their cue next from there.

I've even "guided" a hand down there if she's not picking up the hints.

Good luck.

But "President Bush" is right, too.

**Quimby** · 11-05-07 08:36

Went by the Sing last Thursday hoping to get Connie. Walked in and asked for her and mamasan say "she beeesy" So I get Candy a new girl from Cali one week into her post at Singapore. I really wanted Connie but Candy assured me she would take good care of me. She was A good looking lady about 30ish. Slim frame and no panties. Gave a good massage and all in for 1.7 total. A bit rushed but I was in a hurry that nite. I will definately slow her down next time around. Who got to Connie that nite anyway? I just missed getting her. She looka bery bery nice.

**Dewey Did It** · 11-05-07 07:59

I was at Contempo in Chinatown for a haircut when another guy walked in and proceeded straight to a backroom. I then realized that the shampoo girl, Wing, was a massage "therapist" as well. I had never been offered those services. She's in her mid 20s and cute. Is there somethere here worth asking about?

**Happy Meals** · 11-04-07 22:15

I was looking for some latina massage, so after checking Hoy Classifieds, I payed a visit to One Magnificent Spa (Chicago Ave. and Paulina). Paid .6 up front. Had some busty Puerto Rican girl, cant remember her name.. After 5 minutes or so of some light massage, she announced to me that they have other massage types. .6 HR, .100 HR with top and bottom off. Little head was thinking so I went for the second option. Hands were free to roam, but her technique was not that great, at times she did it too hard. I actually had to help her finish...

I don't think I will go again, too expensive, but you might consider checking it out if you are into latinas.

BTW, has anybody had any experience with Venus Beauty Salon (Cermak and 54th in Cicero)?

**Happy Meals** · 11-04-07 21:48

Originally Posted by Skibum925

Finally, on the way out, I saw a knockout blond behind the counter. Any idea who she is or how to request her?

Might have been Ivanna (skinny, tall blonde). BTW, next time you hit Lisunia, ask for a VIP massage

**Arete06** · 11-04-07 12:31

Are there any black massage parlors in Chicago?

Also, could someone pm me regarding asian apartments they have been to?

Thanks

**George W. Bush** · 11-04-07 11:56

Originally Posted by Goldiesix

Where can I get a prostate massage?

It would be cheaper to just go to your doctor if you're over 50 and tell him it's time for your yearly exam.

**Wunnabe Sayan** · 11-04-07 06:24

Went to 120 w Lake st by 290 and boy did i regret it. .50 door fee and then the most unattractive lady ask for more "donation" for fun time... So i was thinking with the small head and gave an extra .50. She comes back gives me a camera to take pic of her, then proceeds to leave and come back and gives me the most awful dance... No touching, no seeing no nothing!!! Stay away me and my buddy spent close to 3 what a scam.

**Love It** · 11-04-07 02:35

Tried Relax,
Nice ladies, chose May. Very accomodating but average massage. Might repeat.
loveit

**Goldiesix** · 11-04-07 00:53

Where can I get a prostate massage? Some of these AMP's, you're lucky if they can say three words in english, let alone understand what "prostate" means.

**Gogogo** · 11-04-07 00:16

Originally Posted by Musei

Who did you have at Rose Spa? I had a massage from a woman that I think was the owner (Rose?) that really wasn't very good at all! Then there is Connie, a real spinner that is so cute that I didn't even care about how the massage ended... I just wanted to take her home with me. I am glad I just didn't give up on the first visit since Connie is a real keeper (no extras).

Connie went back to China early October. Did she come back? She's really cute. I don't care if there is no extra. PM me if you have more info.

**Member #4943** · 11-03-07 22:29

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**Pizza Guy** · 11-03-07 19:28

Will be in Wrigleyville area Nov15-19. Would like a recommendation of a massage parlor (preferably asian) in that area. Any and all tips will be appreciated.

Thanks from a friend in Memphis.

**SkiBum925** · 11-03-07 18:01

So I just hit up Lisunia's on Harlem for the first time, as well as my first AMP trip. Here's my story, let me know what you guys think:

I picked up some advice here on the board, and decided to call in and make an appointment. The person on the phone didn't seem to want to take one, and said I could just "walk in. " I show up at the appointed time and they didn't have anyone for me, and told me to come back in an hour. Feeling a bit like a chump, I came back anyway. The lady at the door asked me what I wanted, and named a few massage types: deep tissue, therapeutic, etc. I had no idea what to say to get what I wanted without being explicit, so I just muttered "therapeutic. " I handed over. 65, and that's exactly what I got. Don't get me wrong, it was a great massage, though. Anyway, at the end, she asked if that's the "type" of massage I wanted. She must have seen the confused look on my face, and basically told me that other girls there might be what I was looking for, but she didn't do that "type. " She told me what to ask for next time. All in all, I enjoyed the experience, even if I did feel like a clueless rookie.

Finally, on the way out, I saw a knockout blond behind the counter. Any idea who she is or how to request her?