Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

**MassageMeow** · 03-23-22 21:33

Originally Posted by RoflCopter22 [View Original Post]

Why do you love WGs so much? Their only purpose in this planet is to pleasure us. They literally serve no other purpose. A WG who isn't giving up all 3 holes is a huge waste and one who won't put an uncovered penis in their mouth is an even bigger one. However as long as there are gay men masquerading as straight like you they will get paid to suck a condom. Stop being a fag.

Let me give you a bit of free advice. If it is obvious to any of us reading your posts what type of person you are, it's obvious to women as well. You are the epitome of why people say Your Mileage May Vary. The experiences I get to enjoy are always going to be better, since I don't give off vibes that creep people the fuck out. I'll say this one more time to try and truly help you out. Find a therapist and talk out your issues. For everyone's sake.

**BusSit69** · 03-23-22 19:42

Always amuses me when you smash these escorts and after sex they go straight into conversation. I've had some women I've fucked and we've both layed there dripping in sweat, catching our breath. Thats hot to me because I did my job and they clean me off when I lay there, NON RUSHED. What throws me off is when they go, so what are your plans today and blah blah blah. Hurts my man ego sometimes. Did I fuck the shit out of her LOL? But I remember, I bust my nut and I'm out! Till nexttime!

**RoflCopter22** · 03-23-22 19:37

Originally Posted by MassageMeow [View Original Post]

Pretty sure he's referring to these quotes.

Frankly, stating that girls that don't offer what you want should be "punished" is pretty psychotic. You really should talk to a professional about these feelings and work them out, before you do something that will ruin multiple lives.

You don't want to use a condom, fine. Find a provider who offers what you want. Information is readily available and we have a whole section here dedicated to that. But you're out of line with these comments, and deserve to be called out on it.

Why do you love WGs so much? Their only purpose in this planet is to pleasure us. They literally serve no other purpose. A WG who isn't giving up all 3 holes is a huge waste and one who won't put an uncovered penis in their mouth is an even bigger one. However as long as there are gay men masquerading as straight like you they will get paid to suck a condom. Stop being a fag.

**Gamper** · 03-23-22 00:28

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

I went to a massage location in Lakewood around 9 pm (they closed around 10). Did a hh with he. Got home and realized I did not have my wallet on me. Searched my truck quickly (had taken it out of my pocket to go to a drive thru ATM). Frantically drive back to the location; they were now closed. I dialed the number and pounded on the windows simultaneously. No answer. I decided to walk back to where I had parked for my appointment and noticed something laying on the ground. Thank fuck it was my wallet. Only in the right light would have someone been able to see it in the dark in the parking lot (wallet is dark gray / black). Also 2 other folks were hanging out in the parking lot and left, and thankfully they never saw it. I don't know if I lost it on the way out of the truck into the session, or on the way out of the session into the truck. I usually keep the money I'm willing to spend for the session outside of my wallet, so I don't have to dig thru it and risk something falling out of it, and keep the cash usually in my hoodie pocket for easy transactions in case funds are required up front. Talk about all the things that initially went thru my head. Having to cancel all my bank cards etc., getting another drivers license, possible fraudulent charges, explaining to my so how I lost my wallet or why I had to cancel everything, getting pulled over with no I'd, having to possibly show up as soon as the place opens to explain to someone who doesn't really speak English that I may have left my wallet last night. I don't like leaving it in my truck in case my truck gets broken into. I wore sweats and I hoodie so obviously those aren't the most secure of clothing items, but they are easy to remove. I guess I'll have to increase the frequency of my "pocket checks" from now on.

I carry and have a lock box in my truck. I throw my keys, phone, wallet into it along with my piece and go inside. It's worth the investment. I also installed a battery disconnect so even if you break in you can't hotwire / key my truck. Keyless entry was also the best thing to have if you've got a ford.

**ScotchYoke** · 03-22-22 22:27

I went to a massage location in Lakewood around 9 pm (they closed around 10). Did a hh with he. Got home and realized I did not have my wallet on me. Searched my truck quickly (had taken it out of my pocket to go to a drive thru ATM). Frantically drive back to the location; they were now closed. I dialed the number and pounded on the windows simultaneously. No answer. I decided to walk back to where I had parked for my appointment and noticed something laying on the ground. Thank fuck it was my wallet. Only in the right light would have someone been able to see it in the dark in the parking lot (wallet is dark gray / black). Also 2 other folks were hanging out in the parking lot and left, and thankfully they never saw it. I don't know if I lost it on the way out of the truck into the session, or on the way out of the session into the truck. I usually keep the money I'm willing to spend for the session outside of my wallet, so I don't have to dig thru it and risk something falling out of it, and keep the cash usually in my hoodie pocket for easy transactions in case funds are required up front. Talk about all the things that initially went thru my head. Having to cancel all my bank cards etc., getting another drivers license, possible fraudulent charges, explaining to my so how I lost my wallet or why I had to cancel everything, getting pulled over with no I'd, having to possibly show up as soon as the place opens to explain to someone who doesn't really speak English that I may have left my wallet last night. I don't like leaving it in my truck in case my truck gets broken into. I wore sweats and I hoodie so obviously those aren't the most secure of clothing items, but they are easy to remove. I guess I'll have to increase the frequency of my "pocket checks" from now on.

**Brian Shinamot** · 03-22-22 01:31

Originally Posted by RoflCopter22 [View Original Post]

The shit we talk about the white knights on here I'm sure is nothing compared to what the hookers in there private boards say about them. They see us all as marks more or less. They see the ones that will defend every single thing a hooker does as a endless supply of easy appointments or outright free stuff and money. There are two types of cucks on here. The ones who will defend all nefarious hooker activity no matter what and get very very upset when you don't treat them like the princesses they see them as. The other being those who read what's posted on here then snitch to hookers that they are talked about here or try to get the same services by referencing a post on here. As I've said before I don't give a flying fuck if some little loser tries to use my posts to get the same service. Most bareback hookers will deny it till they are a gray in the face in text but when the threat of you walking out the door without them getting anything comes up they'll do it 9 times out of 10.

From TRB, Bellevue Ben and Privateer are two prime examples of such simps and cucks. Fuck both of them. They can rot in hell.

**Boowoo** · 03-22-22 00:58

Originally Posted by BoboThe55 [View Original Post]

I know several providers in Bellevue. They told Celine is a TS. I would like to think I could tell if I saw her in person but I guess he is young so is more passable in the face. I guess the surgery is getting better. I feelnsorry for the guys that pay 4 bones for an HR.

Bro,

I think you guys just put my dick in the coffin after learning that I fucked a ladyboi. She did not seemed like a ts to me though but the room was dark and as my review said he wouldn't let me roam his pussy. Now I understand why. Fact. That just grossed me out completely and I lost interest in fucking. Need to recover somehow. My despise towards ts had just went through the roof.

**RoflCopter22** · 03-21-22 15:10

Originally Posted by CamholeBrother [View Original Post]

Absolutely! The simps also believe that it will win them favor from the SPs, but it usually doesn't happen. In fact, that makes him look like even more of a loser, in the eyes of women.

The shit we talk about the white knights on here I'm sure is nothing compared to what the hookers in there private boards say about them. They see us all as marks more or less. They see the ones that will defend every single thing a hooker does as a endless supply of easy appointments or outright free stuff and money. There are two types of cucks on here. The ones who will defend all nefarious hooker activity no matter what and get very very upset when you don't treat them like the princesses they see them as. The other being those who read what's posted on here then snitch to hookers that they are talked about here or try to get the same services by referencing a post on here. As I've said before I don't give a flying fuck if some little loser tries to use my posts to get the same service. Most bareback hookers will deny it till they are a gray in the face in text but when the threat of you walking out the door without them getting anything comes up they'll do it 9 times out of 10.

**Street Troller** · 03-20-22 22:26

I have not used one of these devices, but have you considered walking at different periods of the day? This isn't the reply for which you were asking, but some things to consider -.

Break walking up into blocks. I often walk right out of bed in the morning. Gives me about 3,000 steps to start it off. I go out again around noon and maybe once again in the afternoon or in the evening after I finish my gym training. All told I get about 12,000-15,000 steps every day or more by doing it that way (I also get steps while in the gym, so that's part of the total). Each block takes roughly about 15 minutes, not really that long when you think about it. The reason as to why you might put more consideration into this is because when you walk you're working all of the muscle groups which were created to help you, well, walk. It will give balance. It also does boost your lungs as well. I would absolutely ask your doctor of PT about this, my very strong assumption is that he or she will prefer that you actually walk. I've been doing a lot of pretty active and heavy athletic training for years, it's something which i'm very much into, and have a sports PT whom I see every month. He always tells me that walking is really the perfect activity for humans, good for recovery after a high-energy day or even for it's own benefit whenever i'm unable to train.

This all assumes, of course, that you are able to actually walk. You didn't really say as much in your post, so of course I'm making some assumptions here.

Originally Posted by WarriorDennis [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried out the Cubii elliptical machine, or know someone who does?

My doctor told me that I need to do 30 minutes of cardio, 5 days a week. I can't walk or go to a treadmill that many times, but if I had a Cubii at home, I could easily do it 6 days a week.

I could work on my computer, and peddle for 30 minutes easily. Or, sit on the couch and peddle.

Sounds worthwhile for $300, especially if it helps my health.

**BoboThe55** · 03-20-22 18:11

Originally Posted by ByumYum [View Original Post]

Thanks for the intel on Celine. Heard through the grapevine that she is post-op ladyboy. Doctors now are amazing with their work. But two things they still can't change, ass and feet.

I like myself a nice apple bottom, and no matter how much silicon (or what ever they put inside) cannot add to the hip to make it sexy for me.

Then there's the feet, next time someone visit Celine please let us know if her feet look femine. Granted women can have ugly feet, but someone that looks like her, should have somewhat feminine feature.

But again thank you for the intel. Have fun and be safe.

I know several providers in Bellevue. They told Celine is a TS. I would like to think I could tell if I saw her in person but I guess he is young so is more passable in the face. I guess the surgery is getting better. I feelnsorry for the guys that pay 4 bones for an HR.

**Warrior Dennis** · 03-20-22 01:41

Has anyone tried out the Cubii elliptical machine, or know someone who does?

My doctor told me that I need to do 30 minutes of cardio, 5 days a week. I can't walk or go to a treadmill that many times, but if I had a Cubii at home, I could easily do it 6 days a week.

I could work on my computer, and peddle for 30 minutes easily. Or, sit on the couch and peddle.

Sounds worthwhile for $300, especially if it helps my health.

**Lee Groinman** · 03-18-22 23:07

Originally Posted by StreetTroller [View Original Post]

You're going to waste your time responding to stuff like this. Notice how quiet it's been in here the past few days because nobody has been responding to this idiot. He or she is just yanking chains for fun, none of it means anything. The less we respond to it the less effective he or she will be.

True, I wasn't really paying attention to that.

**Street Troller** · 03-18-22 20:50

You're going to waste your time responding to stuff like this. Notice how quiet it's been in here the past few days because nobody has been responding to this idiot. He or she is just yanking chains for fun, none of it means anything. The less we respond to it the less effective he or she will be.

Originally Posted by LeeGroinman [View Original Post]

Serious question: Are your feelings my responsibility? Seriously. Any rational person that actually puts some critical thinking into the question would say "no" but you want to, presumably, jump to some ill formed ideas about me (not that I remotely care, this is just interesting) someone you have zero clue about. Are you upset because I call bullshit on certain individuals? Did I say something that offended you? Did I miss the sensitivity training seminar?

**Lee Groinman** · 03-18-22 00:59

Originally Posted by PAPaul [View Original Post]

"Other people's feelings are not my responsibility. ".

That's all I need to know about you. The picture is clear.

I ask that you, and others here, think about that.

Serious question: Are your feelings my responsibility? Seriously. Any rational person that actually puts some critical thinking into the question would say "no" but you want to, presumably, jump to some ill formed ideas about me (not that I remotely care, this is just interesting) someone you have zero clue about. Are you upset because I call bullshit on certain individuals? Did I say something that offended you? Did I miss the sensitivity training seminar?

**Brian Shinamot** · 03-17-22 03:05

I have a suggestion:

Close down and lock up this Rants thread permanently.

Then, start a brand new thread, and title it something like:

Rants about the hobby.

Because, the way that it's titled right now, Rants raves and stupid shit, nowhere does it say definitively, that it had to be about the hobby.

A lot of these hobby boards, including TNA, have threads about things like sports, movies, travel, food, places to eat.

One could read Rants raves and stupid shit, as being akin to a thread that's basically open to Random Things.

If you permanently lock up this Rants thread, and start a new thread, much like you did for KAngels, and name the thread Rants About The Hobby, I am very confident that you won't get all of this non-hobby random shit posted on the thread. If it says Rants About The Hobby, I am confident that the rants will stay all about the hobby.

What do you have to lose by trying that, at this point?