Massage Parlor Reports

**StWarren503** · 03-22-22 20:08

First time in California. After perusing the forum for awhile settled on Happy in SA. Only two girls were there when I arrived in the afternoon. There was a guy ahead of me so I didn't get to choose. $40 house and got "Lisa. " Full figured, tight black dress revealing ample cleavage, lots of makeup. 5 minute back-rub, the turnover, and the negotiation. Agreed on $140 for FS. A bit steep but I'm a terrible negotiator. CBJ for a bit, she has some skills and I hardly noticed the cover. Followed by the FS in some different positions. Decided it would be fun to finish in her hand at the end. Overall not disappointed but the East-Asian look is my thing (petite, small breasts, black hair, pale complexion) and Lisa seemed more Filipina (full-figured, big breasts, dyed-brown hair, darker complexion). If anyone can recommend a place with exclusively the former would be appreciated.

**BigBoDonk** · 03-22-22 19:51

I have a friend who is a single wounded veteran. Want to send him surprise masseur with full service. Would appreciate any contacts.

**Porkys1980** · 03-22-22 18:47

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**Grimmy23** · 03-22-22 17:57

Originally Posted by CalTheImpaler [View Original Post]

Grimmy says he is "living in the world of an owner of a legit massage business". Ok. That's pretty sus, but we all deserve the benefit of the doubt and Grimmy's contribution to our highly esteemed cabal has more than earned him that IMHO. What I want to know is.(prepare for massive run on sentence) if a MT at a legit business does spank a mongers monkey thus getting said MT on the aforementioned black list, who exactly maintains this list? Is the some kind of massage TSA that handles the Happy Ending no fly list? How does this happen? Are my tax dollars at work here? Please enlighten me. Thanks in advance. Oh and when do we need to start showing Real I'd to get jerked off?

I went into a very detailed explanation so as to not bog down this thread. The thing to remember is that massage is a licensed profession (actually not a license in CA, it's a "certification" here, but that's another very complicated subject that I won't get into). In California, certification is handled by the California Massage Therapy Council. It's a civilian organization, not a government organization (that may change after this year but I'm actively working to fight against it). Because it's a licensed profession, there are certain rules and regulations that have to be followed when you hire or fire a massage therapist. If you fire someone for anything of sexual misconduct nature, and that would include giving a happy ending, then you have to report it to CAMTC, who in turn does a full investigation and takes whatever disciplinary action is necessary, which is usually a suspension or revocation of their certificate. With no certificate, they are unable to get another job as a massage therapist. CAMTC isn't taxpayer funded. It's paid for by the therapists' certification and renewal fees. There's also a new nationwide employment verification database forming. It hasn't been fully rolled out yet but will be before year end, basically to catch any incidents that the state licensing agencies may have missed, or catching those who get in trouble in one state and try to get re-licensed in another.

**BoulderBoy** · 03-22-22 16:29

I posted this in the Nuru section but see that it's not nearly as active. Hope you don't mind that I'm asking here as well. Going to OC tomorrow.

Wondering how much roaming, fondling, touching, whatever is allowed with these 3 or even if you have someone better. I've always wanted to see Alison B Rose, I've seen Lana (but back when she was Yolanda) and thought about seeing her again, and I've seen Julia OC but, while she's hot AF I didn't get the opportunity to even see her pussy let alone touch it. Lana I recall allowing mutual touching but it's been so long. Just curious what your experiences have been with these 3. I like model types and lover mutual touching. As I'm sure we all do. Also, curious what your thoughts are regarding 30 min vs hour long with them. I used to only do 30 min.

Also, just browsing around I also see rave reviews of this girls Vanessa. Some say she's the best. But that's PD. Anyone here have experience with her? https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...ster/valerie26..

**CalTheImpaler** · 03-22-22 15:11

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

I'm living in the world of an owner of a legit massage busines who knows what in the hell he's talking about. I know the industry extremely well. If you don't want to believe it, that's on you. Don't think there's an industry blacklist? Sorry, but you're sorely mistaken. I won't elaborate any further here. People in this thread don't like to hear about this stuff, so feel free to post in the Rants & Stupid Shit thread and I'll banter about it there.

Grimmy says he is "living in the world of an owner of a legit massage business". Ok. That's pretty sus, but we all deserve the benefit of the doubt and Grimmy's contribution to our highly esteemed cabal has more than earned him that IMHO. What I want to know is.(prepare for massive run on sentence) if a MT at a legit business does spank a mongers monkey thus getting said MT on the aforementioned black list, who exactly maintains this list? Is the some kind of massage TSA that handles the Happy Ending no fly list? How does this happen? Are my tax dollars at work here? Please enlighten me. Thanks in advance. Oh and when do we need to start showing Real I'd to get jerked off?

**Bro Hymn** · 03-22-22 12:10

I'm sure this is a well worn path, but I only recently saw ava for the first time after years of seeing her ad and passing her over for other better options. As krystal has gotten way more expensive, I figured I would try ava and see what she's all about. The pictures on her ads make her seem a little more thick than she actually is. She is not petite but slimmer with more perky breasts than full as the photos suggest.

Her office in CM is pretty professional and easy to access but booking can be difficult since she's pretty busy.

The massage was similar to krystal but with less pressure and hand strength, which wasn't the worst thing in the world considering she actually knows a little about physiology.

She kept her clothes on for the majority of the massage and only stripped for the finish, which was a bit lackluster (jackhammer and denied mutual play), but overall a good backup option to have.

**Grimmy23** · 03-22-22 11:46

Originally Posted by RBFSyndrome [View Original Post]

It only works in asia bc labor is cheap there. All the cute young Asian girls here either don't want to work in this field or want $$.

Japanese labor is pretty expensive, and mongering can be expensive there depending on which way the yen swings against the dollar. It's just that Japan isn't as hung up over handjobs and blowjobs as we are. Our country needs to loosen up a bit, or a lot actually. Even Canada has legalized handjob shops in certain provinces. It won't happen here though. Just imagine some politician trying to introduce legislation to legalize handjob shops.

**RBFSyndrome** · 03-22-22 02:47

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

That's where I miss my business trips to Japan. They have places over there that specialize in that. You can pay to jerk off in front of one or sometimes 2 or 3 girls while they sit on a couch a few feet in front of you. Depending on the place you can pay extra to get the girl to take her clothes off and maybe play with herself or with another girl while you jerk off, lick and suck on your nipples, let you cum on them, etc. Some of them start as self service and finish with them giving you a BBBJ. The possibilities are endless. They range from pretty cheap to really expensive depending on how wild you want to get. Our culture is just way too uptight to have places like that right out in the open. If someone started a shop like that here it would be pretty popular I think.

It only works in asia bc labor is cheap there. All the cute young Asian girls here either don't want to work in this field or want $$.

**Lift Her Up** · 03-22-22 01:10

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

I'm living in the world of an owner of a legit massage busines who knows what in the hell he's talking about. I know the industry extremely well. If you don't want to believe it, that's on you.

We are fortunate to have Grimmy with us, filling us in on the legit part of this profession, something most of us (at least me) know little about.

Lift Her Up.

**BigErection** · 03-21-22 19:00

Originally Posted by LiftHerUp [View Original Post]

Couldn't resist after reading this review, LOL. I called ahead, asking for "Mindy. " Drove up, and was impressed that even though it's on a busy street, the lack of garish signage left me feeling inconspicuous as I rang the doorbell.

"Mindy" wasn't there (of course), and I went with the girl who met me at the door, "Monica. " This turned out to be sweet. She's Korean, from Seoul, heavily accented English, with the body shape I associate with Koreans and that I just love, stocky squared off shoulders but not fat, and beautifully formed large breasts.

I had a good time. Her CBJ was so effective I came during it, then entered her ACG for CFS while I was detumescing, something off my bucket list I guess.

Monica says she works every day, poor girl. But then, if she's working every day, maybe she's not so poor.

As a P.S. , I got a text yesterday telling me Mindy will be working Monday, FWIW.

Lift Her Up.

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../21138232.html

Holy cow, there's a young Korean masseuse working in OC? Dude it's only Monday but now you got me planning my monger activities for the week already!

I've included a link to their post above. BTW "Mindy" is the last picture the girl bending over in front of the mirror.

Thanks for the report.

**Nitescape** · 03-21-22 18:27

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

I know the industry extremely well. If you don't want to believe it, that's on you. Don't think there's an industry blacklist? Sorry, but you're sorely mistaken. I won't elaborate any further here. People in this thread don't like to hear about this stuff

Hilarious.

**Grimmy23** · 03-21-22 17:42

Originally Posted by Nitescape [View Original Post]

LMAO. Are you trolling me? Secret shoppers?

Bruh, Zeel and Soothe are filled with negative reviews because they can't get enough "therapists" and have to constantly cancel appointments made by customers. The therapists are complaining because they can't get responses from management. I highly doubt that a company who can't keep up communications with their own employees has the resources to hire undercover brother to make sure that somewhere, two consenting adults engage in a handjob at the end of a massage. There also isn't some published "blacklist" for a therapist who may have given a handjob to someone. What world are you living in? I get it, cancel culture and society has created an upside-down world, but this is a bit much.

I do agree tho that with a service like Zeel or Soothe, it's less likely; However I don't think it's such a big deal for consenting adults to make mutually beneficial arrangements. We have many home delivery people that service my condo building. The delivery people usually work for Instacart or something like that (which is pretty much the same exact thing as Zeel, just for groceries instead of massage). The delivery people often make special arrangements with us, which benefits everyone. They'll stop for cigarettes or liquor or other items, in addition to the groceries. It's common sense.

I think society today has way too many people uptight and fucked-up. Anyways, if I explore this route I will share my experience either positive or negative. And I know that I can easily go to the places that specifically cater to HE / nuru service but to have an incall setup would be much nicer. I had a setup like this with a Yoga instructor in the past. I met her taking her class at a yoga studio, and then hired her for private training, and then we moved things to her training me at my place instead of the studio, and finally things went from regular therapy to extra. She never felt "unsafe" because she wasn't a little girl. She was an adult, we got to know each other, she learned I was a person of substance and success, and walah.

I'm living in the world of an owner of a legit massage busines who knows what in the hell he's talking about. I know the industry extremely well. If you don't want to believe it, that's on you. Don't think there's an industry blacklist? Sorry, but you're sorely mistaken. I won't elaborate any further here. People in this thread don't like to hear about this stuff, so feel free to post in the Rants & Stupid Shit thread and I'll banter about it there.

There's a huge difference between a massage therapist and an instacart driver making an extra stop at 7-11 on the way to delivering your groceries. Massage is a licensed profession. They have to go to school and maintain a license in order to practice their trade. If they screw up and get their license suspended then they have to find a new way to make a living. Instacart drivers aren't going to get fired for making an extra stop for something other than groceries, and they aren't even employees. If something happens to them they just find another delivery service to work for.

**Porkys1980** · 03-21-22 15:07

Originally Posted by Shender79 [View Original Post]

Seen a few mentions of "DIY" on here, but looking for the best OC spots that will tease the absolute hell out of me but make me do the work. It's my itch. So not legit but not HE. Any spots or MT recs?

Plenty of foot massage.

**Porkys1980** · 03-21-22 15:01

Bad AMPs.

Stay away from 440 fair. In cm. Lots of LE last few days.

I saw them haul away 2 girls from Rose spa.

Oasis spa in sa. Went back to see if the new talent was in and no there wasn't any.

Tlc in cm. Lame he. No boob grabbing or ass grabbing. Just shoved you out.

Tida Thai in cm. Rush job and jack hammer and fugly women.

Cloud 9 is a cloud joke.

Good AMPs.

Panda. In Tustin. BJ and cim.

Jx in Tustin. Mamasan nice tits and he.

Elegant body massage in cm Ask for Lulu. Hot hot hot.