Massage Parlor Reports

**Original703** · 03-22-22 15:41

On NW 85th.

I hope it gets a name soon: this might be the only MP where we give the full address.

Visited yesterday and drew Cathy. Cute and sexy in a black cocktail dress. Nice face, long black hair, pretty eyes, 5' 4" ish, HWP with a little bit of a belly, early 30's. She said she's from China and she has an accent but her English seemed good. I paid 60 for an hour. What she did to me, pre-flip, was closer to a therapeutic massage than a body rub. Cathy used a firm touch and bent and stretched my limbs in ways that typical AMP providers won't / don't. Her session reminded me of what I liked about some of my early experiences in Seattle AMPs: a thorough massage followed by a welcome release.

I lay on my stomach while Cathy administered oil and used her strong hands and elbows to apply pressure all over. When I gently placed a hand on her hamstring, she giggled and continued working on my sore spots. She teased a little bit, rubbing my butt crack a couple times and grazing my balls several times, but it wasn't overt. After 30 minutes, she asked what I wanted. I said everything. She left the room (with the standard gratuity in hand), and returned momentarily.

She removed her dress (and bra? I don't recall whether she was wearing one) to reveal her sexy body, nice breasts somewhere between b cup and c cup, smooth skin, toned and fit, little butt. She dropped to her knees and began oral. I watched her both in front of me and in the mirror, rising and falling on her knees as she brought me to arousal. In a short amount of time I indicated that I was ready for the main event. Cathy applied a condom with her mouth and then asked which position. I chose doggy to start. In hindsight, I wish we'd done 69 first. Ah, well. Next time? The fit was nice and she matched my rhythm seamlessly. I very much enjoyed watching us move together in the mirror. However, I can imagine, because the mirror isn't very big, YMMV. I lucked into a good vantage point! She moaned and talked dirty a little bit. I continued onward, thrusting, our bodies banging together. I knew that I wanted to bust in mish, so I signaled for a position change and she quickly obliged. I climbed on top and re-entered her. This position seemed to be better for her, in terms of arousal, and I felt like I had better access to all of her assets. Lots of pounding and the noise of our bodies slapping together was definitely loud enough for others outside the room to hear. She didn't shush me.

After I climaxed, I collapsed on top of her and she let me stay in for a while. No rushing to pull out, remove the condom and do a hazmat-style cleaning. She very gently cleaned me off. I thanked her and lay on my back while she left the room to dispose of the condom. Cathy returned and began a massage on my chest but there was a string of interruptions: building maintenance, UPS, and several mongers. Each time, she returned, apologized, and tried to restart the massage. And then, ding dong, somebody new. Eventually, I got dressed and dipped. She apologized again and told me she'd make it up to me next time. This is consistent with Shogun's report. I appreciate Cathy's sentiment and her gracious manner but I'm not sure that next time would be different; I got 50 minutes and that's fine. If it were less busy, perhaps I would have gotten the full hour.

If 315 can get a good MMS or gatekeeper to eliminate interruptions, this place could become my favorite AMP.

**BrucT1** · 03-22-22 11:59

Originally Posted by HH216 [View Original Post]

Good luck finding real Nuru in the US. But if you don't mind an oiled up body slide with FS options:

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...-sandybestnuru

I agree. All the nuru options here are garbage. Save your money. I'm not sure why everyone leaves 5 star reviews for every provider on TNA, but it's super disappointing. It's hard to filter what's good and what's bad when everyone leaves a 5 star review, and those that leave anything below that get bashed on TNA.

**HH216** · 03-22-22 11:27

Originally Posted by TeamBauss808 [View Original Post]

Hi visiting from out of state!

Anyone got any good recommendations on any Nuru providers? I can definitely give you the inside scoops for anyone traveling to the 808 if anyone wants to trade intel. Thanks.

Good luck finding real Nuru in the US. But if you don't mind an oiled up body slide with FS options:

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...-sandybestnuru

**HH216** · 03-22-22 11:14

Originally Posted by TnaHunter2014 [View Original Post]

Had a duo massage one time years ago and it was fun but a little tame. One did the HJ while the other sorta supervised.

Any other suggestions? I'm cool with AMPs or AAMPs or even escorts but kinda into the Asians.

I had a decent duo at ET with Pepsi and Cici, totally unplanned. Cici popped her head in during the table shower and said $100, half off today. Must have been a slow day (it was a holiday). While they didn't interact with each other, they did totally focus on me. Let's just say I didn't regret spending the extra Benjamin.

I would suggest asking whomever you see. AAMP girls talk a lot to each other (not always good), and sometimes have roommates. AMP usually have more than 1 girl per shift who is looking to make money.

**TeamBauss808** · 03-21-22 23:12

Hi visiting from out of state!

Anyone got any good recommendations on any Nuru providers? I can definitely give you the inside scoops for anyone traveling to the 808 if anyone wants to trade intel. Thanks.

**TnaHunter2014** · 03-21-22 17:55

Had a duo massage one time years ago and it was fun but a little tame. One did the HJ while the other sorta supervised.

I think it would be hot to have them both into it and each other.

I've heard of the Sunnylove duo but they are hard to book.

Any other suggestions? I'm cool with AMPs or AAMPs or even escorts but kinda into the Asians.

Many of them live in the same apartment buildings (like the one near the Bellevue library. Got to be a dozen) thought that they would team up on occasion but it's harder to find than I thought.

Thanks!

**Priapus77** · 03-21-22 15:09

Originally Posted by MyDood [View Original Post]

I live in greenwood and drove past Apple massage today and then again at about 830 pm. All the lights were off and there were no cars in the parking lot. Did they fly too close to the sun and have too explicit of ads and get busted?

I just drove by and the massage light was on. Didn't notice anyone in the parking lot but I typically don't park in the parking lots of the massage place. I'll park nearby and walk a block or two.

**BaryMcCochener** · 03-21-22 10:20

Originally Posted by DarkDan [View Original Post]

Been to Atlantis Spa a before pandemic and it was fun. They give you a line up and you get to choose which girl you want. They had all race and body types. Been wanting to go back but a far drive.

I've read that the 'negative covid test within 36 hours of entry' is being lifted on 4/1 (hopefully not an April Fools Joke. Is that 'a thing' in Canada?) So crossing the border will become much easier (and probably busier, too). I realize this doesn't lessen the miles, but it should ease the pain of having to be tested.

Atlantis is kind of run-down as far as the facility goes, but they always have beautiful / young women of all ethnicities.

**Shogun Hua** · 03-21-22 09:40

I wanted to try a new girl at ET. I got Loopy, not Lupe, I confirmed. Maybe 35-45 yo. TS was busy when we first started, so we began with a massage for a few min. After the Sauna, we went straight to the flip. No extras in the TS or Sauna. CBJ and CFS, then finished with BBBJ. I got one other name to try, June, but haven't gone back, I went to 85th. I may try Sun Spa, I like table showers.

I am leaning towards the new shop at 85th now.

Good luck and stay safe!

**DarkDan** · 03-21-22 02:18

Been to Atlantis Spa a before pandemic and it was fun. They give you a line up and you get to choose which girl you want. They had all race and body types. Been wanting to go back but a far drive.

Originally Posted by BaryMcCochener [View Original Post]

I found this place https://greatpharaoh.com/home doing an online search and it opened-up Pandora's Box.

Atlantis Spa. Home http://www.atlantisspa.ca.

Tiger Spa in Vancouver, British Columbia. SpaPal https://www.spapal.ca british-Columbia tiger-spa.

SaSa Massage & Spa http://www.sasamassage.com.

Well, you get the gist of where this can go, there's literally hundreds to choose from.

**BaryMcCochener** · 03-20-22 18:42

Originally Posted by DaveG1 [View Original Post]

How did you find these place? Rubmaps?

I found this place https://greatpharaoh.com/home doing an online search and it opened-up Pandora's Box.

Atlantis Spa. Home http://www.atlantisspa.ca.

Tiger Spa in Vancouver, British Columbia. SpaPal https://www.spapal.ca › british-Columbia › tiger-spa.

SaSa Massage & Spa http://www.sasamassage.com.

Well, you get the gist of where this can go, there's literally hundreds to choose from.

**Shogun Hua** · 03-20-22 10:25

Originally Posted by SeattleMassage [View Original Post]

https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fem...etro-vancouver

Someone else posted this website, but I didn't find this exact page.

**SeattleMassage** · 03-20-22 08:39

Originally Posted by DaveG1 [View Original Post]

How did you find these place? Rubmaps?

https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fem...etro-vancouver

**My Dood** · 03-20-22 01:44

Originally Posted by AvereageQ [View Original Post]

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After leaving on my way down 85th I passed Apple massage and they were a bunch of cop cars outside it with lights on. I don't know what happened there. I just got Angela's number so I shot her a text about it just as a heads up.

I live in greenwood and drove past Apple massage today and then again at about 830 pm. All the lights were off and there were no cars in the parking lot. Did they fly too close to the sun and have too explicit of ads and get busted?