Massage Parlor Reports

**HeadorTail** · 03-21-22 10:39

Originally Posted by HeartlessJay [View Original Post]

I would think your best bet would be at a place like Bamboo that does such a great job of teasing and edging. Tell the girl, or demonstrate, that you want to take care of junior yourself. She can fiddle with your nutsack and bung hole while you're at it. But if you truly want to experience just as you've stated, see Yoyo at YZ. She's really cute and gives a good massage with teasing, but she will NOT touch your pecker.

There isn't any are and T shop you can't DIY. But YZ might be a challenge for you. It's always been semi legit but I heard that May, the owner, has ordered the doors to be left open to discourage playing. But if your an exhibitionist it might be right down your alley.

**Illeffeqt** · 03-21-22 04:54

Originally Posted by UciMagic [View Original Post]

If you like Asian spinner, try Apple at Suphattra's Retreat. 5 ft, 96 lbs. HJ only place but if you can score a camel slide from her I'll give you $100😅. I tried and she said no.

Appreciate that. HJ only fine with me, typically how I roll. Been awhile since I been over there but will try it out in a few weeks and let you know if you owe me that 100 LOL.

**Heartless Jay** · 03-21-22 02:56

Originally Posted by Shender79 [View Original Post]

Seen a few mentions of "DIY" on here, but looking for the best OC spots that will tease the absolute hell out of me but make me do the work. It's my itch. So not legit but not HE. Any spots or MT recs?

I would think your best bet would be at a place like Bamboo that does such a great job of teasing and edging. Tell the girl, or demonstrate, that you want to take care of junior yourself. She can fiddle with your nutsack and bung hole while you're at it. But if you truly want to experience just as you've stated, see Yoyo at YZ. She's really cute and gives a good massage with teasing, but she will NOT touch your pecker.

**Zangieff** · 03-21-22 02:47

Went here today, met "Sandy".

Maybe a mid 40's Viet MILF with huge Natural DDs. She said she only works Saturday and Sunday.

15 min massage then flip. Started with a CBJ, K9, Mish (awesome with bouncing DDs). Finished with a BJ in the bag.

Probably won't repeat due to age, there was a younger girl wearing a bra and jean shorts that I might try next.

Total damage was $40 door fee, $100 FS (down from $120).

Originally Posted by LiftHerUp [View Original Post]

Couldn't resist after reading this review, LOL. I called ahead, asking for "Mindy. " Drove up, and was impressed that even though it's on a busy street, the lack of garish signage left me feeling inconspicuous as I rang the doorbell.

"Mindy" wasn't there (of course), and I went with the girl who met me at the door, "Monica. " This turned out to be sweet. She's Korean, from Seoul, heavily accented English, with the body shape I associate with Koreans and that I just love, stocky squared off shoulders but not fat, and beautifully formed large breasts.

I had a good time. Her CBJ was so effective I came during it, then entered her ACG for CFS while I was detumescing, something off my bucket list I guess.

Monica says she works every day, poor girl. But then, if she's working every day, maybe she's not so poor.

As a P.S. , I got a text yesterday telling me Mindy will be working Monday, FWIW.

Lift Her Up.

**IndieBoi** · 03-21-22 00:49

Originally Posted by RedRoddddd [View Original Post]

Checked place on Harbor next to pizza hut. Busty Chinese MILF answered door, pants on so looks like another rub shack. 40 for hh.

New spot on GG blvd south of Magnolia. Massage sign lit up for months. Finally OPEN sign was on. Viet MILF wirh DDs. HE with top and bottoms off. Maybe Russian next time she said.

Happy Hunting.

Good looking out I have tomorrow off so I might go scoping for some new places I'll keep why'all posted.

**RedRoddddd** · 03-20-22 18:26

Originally Posted by NailBoiz1 [View Original Post]

What was the damage and was that $20 with the HJ?

Checked place on Harbor next to pizza hut. Busty Chinese MILF answered door, pants on so looks like another rub shack. 40 for hh.

New spot on GG blvd south of Magnolia. Massage sign lit up for months. Finally OPEN sign was on. Viet MILF wirh DDs. HE with top and bottoms off. Maybe Russian next time she said.

Happy Hunting.

**Grimmy23** · 03-20-22 12:48

Originally Posted by Nitescape [View Original Post]

Curious if anyone has any experience or feedback with some of the at-home massage services. I would think that girls are eager to make money, especially during these times, and with these services safety and comfort should be less of an issue. I'm thinking of exploring, and at the very least I'll get a decent / good massage for a fair price. Of course, I wouldn't make any aggressive moves in any way, but just feeling the vibe and seeing if a girl is on the same page. Call me crazy but for the girl, why not make WAY more money if you're already there? I'm only looking for nuru or HE.

The "girls" are CMTs. They go to massage school to learn how to give legit therapeutic massage. Legit massage places hire therapists solely based on their massage skills, not their looks or HJ skills. I hire very good therapists, but I don't have a single one that you'd want to see naked or get a HJ from. A couple of mine worked for Soothe and Zeal, and I've interviewed many others from there. What I hear repeatedly is they don't stay for long because they very quickly get tired of men looking for more, and they're in the guys house where they don't have the protections of being in a spa. Safety and comfort are HUGE issues for the in-home places. I've heard anecdotal stories of occasional HJs happening with these places, but don't count on it. Especially don't count on nuru or full nude or anything like that. They have their professional credentials at stake. If they get caught they literally destroy their career that they spent a lot of time and money to go to school for. These places quite often have secret shopper type programs in place for quality control and adherence to policy (I do the same). In other words they plant customers who, unknown to the providers, are actually informants reporting back to management. The number of actual secret shoppers is very small, but they're put in place as a deterrent to prevent any funny business. The thought is always in the back of their head that if they break the rules, management will find out, even if the person appears to be just any normal customer. If I found out one of my providers gave even one HJ she would be fired on the spot and likely reported to the state certification board, which would make it almost impossible to get another massage therapist job. The in-home places are no different. Few of the girls would put the opportunity to earn a bigger tip above the potential consequences.

Bottom line is sure, it could happen, but I certainly wouldn't be trying it in hopes of getting more. Get a legit massage from one and if more happens, good for you. Rest assured though if you cross a line you will get black listed and wont be able to book through that company again.

**Lift Her Up** · 03-20-22 11:12

Originally Posted by CubeBrick [View Original Post]

In my search for huge boobs I thought I might share. Went to this place that has been discussed here before. Last weekend I ended up with a MILF named "Mindy" or "Mandy" whatever fake name she is using. . . .

Couldn't resist after reading this review, LOL. I called ahead, asking for "Mindy. " Drove up, and was impressed that even though it's on a busy street, the lack of garish signage left me feeling inconspicuous as I rang the doorbell.

"Mindy" wasn't there (of course), and I went with the girl who met me at the door, "Monica. " This turned out to be sweet. She's Korean, from Seoul, heavily accented English, with the body shape I associate with Koreans and that I just love, stocky squared off shoulders but not fat, and beautifully formed large breasts.

I had a good time. Her CBJ was so effective I came during it, then entered her ACG for CFS while I was detumescing, something off my bucket list I guess.

Monica says she works every day, poor girl. But then, if she's working every day, maybe she's not so poor.

As a P.S. , I got a text yesterday telling me Mindy will be working Monday, FWIW.

Lift Her Up.

**UciMagic** · 03-20-22 01:44

Originally Posted by Illeffeqt [View Original Post]

OK you basically just described my perfect type and had me at young petite, southeast Asian spinner that speaks perfect English. Add round butt, camel slide with eye contact and you're just messing with me now LOL. Appreciate the report, what was damage for her at Palms?

If you like Asian spinner, try Apple at Suphattra's Retreat. 5 ft, 96 lbs. HJ only place but if you can score a camel slide from her I'll give you $100😅. I tried and she said no.

**Dog777** · 03-20-22 00:25

Originally Posted by Nadar8925 [View Original Post]

Saw Camila at Lake Forest 109 this week. She used to go by Julia at Honey. She's Cuban, about 5'2", no tats, beautiful round ass and nipples that protrude nicely. I would say she is thic in all the right ways. Gave a decent massage with good teasing, she's very flirty. On the flip, she gave some awesome dirty talking leading up to great climax on my part.

I've seen her. I feel she's over rated I would not repeat.

**Nitescape** · 03-19-22 20:37

Curious if anyone has any experience or feedback with some of the at-home massage services. I would think that girls are eager to make money, especially during these times, and with these services safety and comfort should be less of an issue. I'm thinking of exploring, and at the very least I'll get a decent / good massage for a fair price. Of course, I wouldn't make any aggressive moves in any way, but just feeling the vibe and seeing if a girl is on the same page. Call me crazy but for the girl, why not make WAY more money if you're already there? I'm only looking for nuru or HE.

**Nadar8925** · 03-19-22 19:13

Saw Camila at Lake Forest 109 this week. She used to go by Julia at Honey. She's Cuban, about 5'2", no tats, beautiful round ass and nipples that protrude nicely. I would say she is thic in all the right ways. Gave a decent massage with good teasing, she's very flirty. On the flip, she gave some awesome dirty talking leading up to great climax on my part.

**OCTatts** · 03-19-22 18:51

Originally Posted by CubeBrick [View Original Post]

In my search for huge boobs I thought I might share. Went to this place that has been discussed here before. Last weekend I ended up with a MILF named "Mindy" or "Mandy" whatever fake name she is using. Anyhoo, this woman has ginormous meat pillows. They were literally huge as pillows, and soft. She has some nipple scarring and I asked her about her boobs, apparently she has had reduction surgery a decade ago, accounting for the scars I guess. When I met her, she was wearing a tight dress with her nipples popping out the top of her cleavage! Just that sight got me turned on, she was acting super slutty (something I really enjoy). She gave some BBBJ, then slipped on a hat. She bent over the table standing, with her butt out for me to enjoy. I stuck it in from k9 and she was nice and tight for a voluptuous girl, and played with her butthole a little bit, (she said she can't do anal because she is too "tight" I played on the outside a bit, it was clean and dry so I couldn't get a finger in. Not sure how she would react. I fucked her silly for a while, finished in missionary. Nice session. They have a pretty good selection of girls. Will be back.

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../21133203.html

I keep going back to this place like I left something there, LOL. My last trip I got a huge titted Latina this time, her name was Tela. Unusual name, and unusually large beautiful boobs too. DD's almost gave me a nice black eye. Had fun motorboating those beauties and did the rest too.

**Shender79** · 03-19-22 17:48

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

makes you jack yourself off while she watches disapprovingly.

Ahh damn. Was looking to avoid this part, I am quite adept at shaming myself no help needed.

**PhineasPhreak** · 03-19-22 13:51

Originally Posted by Shender79 [View Original Post]

I've seen mention of "DIY" spots and most people don't like them, but it's my kink. What are the best semi legit, won't offer an HE but will 100% drive you crazy with the tease and will ask you to finish yourself?

I LOL when I read your post. The place to go for that has always been Happy Spa on Bolsa near Midway City. It's kinda between Newland and Beach Blvd on the north side of the street. This damn place has been open since 1999! You go, you expect a handy at least, but the girl gets standoffish, and makes you jack yourself off while she watches disapprovingly. Very weird experience. That how they have stayed open for 23 years. They can't get busted because they don't ever touch your junk. Oh yeah, and it's a block away from Westminster PD and the fucking court house. Enjoy!