Escort Reports

[Travelerr]

No, not clean. Still makes you wait forever, not GFE, etc. Have seen her here or there every few months, always the same.

Cool chick, just not the best service. Has the best looking pussy out of all the broads on the other board though, and she'll take it bare, and pretty rough too. Not the worst option, but hardly the best.

Thanks Mr Jennings. I'm attracted to that slutty dark alt look so may have to give her a visit.

Who WOULD you say is the best? Anyone else with a similar look? Thank you!

[MikeJennings]

Also curious for an update. It's been a while, has she cleaned up?

No, not clean. Still makes you wait forever, not GFE, etc. Have seen her here or there every few months, always the same.

Cool chick, just not the best service. Has the best looking pussy out of all the broads on the other board though, and she'll take it bare, and pretty rough too. Not the worst option, but hardly the best.

[Travelerr]

Any update and or anyone seen Miss Madison Mattsen lately and a brief report (please) ?

Where is she at nowadays (don't write the exact place obviously I'm just seeing if I can easily get there or not).

Thanks in advance to all.

Also curious for an update. It's been a while, has she cleaned up?

[Roundtre]

Hello fellow mongers. Long time lurker first time poster. I'm in Seattle for the week and I'm considering booking Sasha https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Washi...asha_Porizkova.

I haven't found any recent reviews on here though. Is she still as banging as her pics? Might spend several hours with her if so.

[BackInSea]

Absolutely agree! I recently moved back to PNW after living in the DMV for the past 4 years. What I see on TNA now is absolutely ridiculous. In NYC, if you see VIP in an ad or website, it means BBFS, Greek, CIM, etc. Essentially, it means that the upcharge you're getting is outside of the normal standard of menu items. Apparently, these basic bitches here think that VIP simply means that they're going to fuck you. So let me get this straight then: you're 300 massage is WITHOUT FS and you want me to pay an extra $100 for what I assume would be a very lame fuck. Average rates in NYC / DC are obviously going to be higher than here, but a lot of those escorts have a standard GFE menu (kissing, DATY, MSOG, BBBJ). Apparently in Seattle there is no standard and girls with horribly stupid tats and nails, basically white girls trying to look like black female rappers, who are marginally attractive think they can charge $500 for FS and CBJ. And that's literally it on their menu. I should make a Twitter account that's like a "****** of Shame in Seattle. " That way whenever someone tries to Google their phone number, the tweet will show that they're all bullshit.

No. Fuck no. Do not see this fucking broad. It looks like she is the kind of prostitute I just warned about. She charges hundreds upon hundreds of dollars for covered bjs and that's if you even get to that part. I hate the audacity of these fucking prostitutes. They think that because they are attractive and exist that these mother fuckers are entitled to our money. This fucking not even a hooker she's just an attractive woman that you can pay 400 bucks to hang out with needs to go. No one should see her. All the men who did see her and are ok with her ripping them off should have their balls taken away. The last fucking cuck gave her 4 goddamn stars for nothing. He said it was his fault that this hooker didn't fucking please him. This shit makes me fucking sick. Are there no more men left in this world? Or is every guy paying these rip off hookers just some pathetic old man who just wants the company? No wonder there's a new hot 18-21 year old safety girl on tna everyday. The word is out that you don't even have to put a dick in your mouth and still get 500 bucks for an hour. Every man reading this forum needs to take a pledge that we will not even entertain the idea of an all safety girl. If a fucking hooker like this tells all she is all safety after they get our hard earned money like this ***** did to that cuck on tna then we take our money back from them and leave. If they fight let them. That's our fucking money. Not some uneducated unskilled hooker who looks decent. Fuck. If tna were gone these tricks would either actually have to service us or get real jobs. What do you think these lazy jokes of a prostitute will choose?

[Lee Groinman]

No. Fuck no. Do not see this fucking broad. It looks like she is the kind of prostitute I just warned about. She charges hundreds upon hundreds of dollars for covered bjs and that's if you even get to that part. I hate the audacity of these fucking prostitutes. They think that because they are attractive and exist that these mother fuckers are entitled to our money. This fucking not even a hooker she's just an attractive woman that you can pay 400 bucks to hang out with needs to go. No one should see her. All the men who did see her and are ok with her ripping them off should have their balls taken away. The last fucking cuck gave her 4 goddamn stars for nothing. He said it was his fault that this hooker didn't fucking please him. This shit makes me fucking sick. Are there no more men left in this world? Or is every guy paying these rip off hookers just some pathetic old man who just wants the company? No wonder there's a new hot 18-21 year old safety girl on tna everyday. The word is out that you don't even have to put a dick in your mouth and still get 500 bucks for an hour. Every man reading this forum needs to take a pledge that we will not even entertain the idea of an all safety girl. If a fucking hooker like this tells all she is all safety after they get our hard earned money like this ***** did to that cuck on tna then we take our money back from them and leave. If they fight let them. That's our fucking money. Not some uneducated unskilled hooker who looks decent. Fuck. If tna were gone these tricks would either actually have to service us or get real jobs. What do you think these lazy jokes of a prostitute will choose?

Here's the thing, these gals are going to charge what they want and you or I or anybody can't do anything about it. If they decide to raise or lower rates, that's their choice. I know gals who don't even advertise because they have a long list of regs paying big dollars. That's how they set up their business and it works for them.

Gals are also going to provide whatever services they see it. They could do bareback everything to the previous guy and then you get covered everything, and again, that's their choice. It's ALL YMMV! It's all a roll of the dice. Most gals stick to their menus, some go off menu for regs that aren't fucking assholes, but then newbie read about it here and douchebags come out of the woodwork asking for bare because so-so got bb.

Your penchant for strict anal and peeing on them is REALLY going to cut down your options. If that's your kink fine, but when you have no luck finding gals wanting to sign up for that, don't act surprised.

What are you going to do, boycott them? Go ahead, there is another to take your place.

Do I get pissy with gals with high rates, nope. If they charge more than I want to pay, I move on. If they want to charge extra for what I want, I weigh the pros and cons.

You make this all about you, because you're paying you should get what you want, how you want. That's not how it works in real life (most of the time).

You're overly aggressive attitude makes one wonder why you're not having any luck because gals aren't answering your calls.

[Flyer99]

One of their IT cucks will build them a new website. The cat is out of the bag in the Pacific Northwest—competition has money and zero game, they will pay PSE money for a peek.

New world we live in. Get used to it.

No. Fuck no. Do not see this fucking broad. It looks like she is the kind of prostitute I just warned about. She charges hundreds upon hundreds of dollars for covered bjs and that's if you even get to that part. I hate the audacity of these fucking prostitutes. They think that because they are attractive and exist that these mother fuckers are entitled to our money. This fucking not even a hooker she's just an attractive woman that you can pay 400 bucks to hang out with needs to go. No one should see her. All the men who did see her and are ok with her ripping them off should have their balls taken away. The last fucking cuck gave her 4 goddamn stars for nothing. He said it was his fault that this hooker didn't fucking please him. This shit makes me fucking sick. Are there no more men left in this world? Or is every guy paying these rip off hookers just some pathetic old man who just wants the company? No wonder there's a new hot 18-21 year old safety girl on tna everyday. The word is out that you don't even have to put a dick in your mouth and still get 500 bucks for an hour. Every man reading this forum needs to take a pledge that we will not even entertain the idea of an all safety girl. If a fucking hooker like this tells all she is all safety after they get our hard earned money like this ***** did to that cuck on tna then we take our money back from them and leave. If they fight let them. That's our fucking money. Not some uneducated unskilled hooker who looks decent. Fuck. If tna were gone these tricks would either actually have to service us or get real jobs. What do you think these lazy jokes of a prostitute will choose?

[RoflCopter22]

Yeah I agree. That's why I posted here hoping for additional intel since she only had a couple reviews. I rarely take a chance these days on newer girls but I like her look.

No. Fuck no. Do not see this fucking broad. It looks like she is the kind of prostitute I just warned about. She charges hundreds upon hundreds of dollars for covered bjs and that's if you even get to that part. I hate the audacity of these fucking prostitutes. They think that because they are attractive and exist that these mother fuckers are entitled to our money. This fucking not even a hooker she's just an attractive woman that you can pay 400 bucks to hang out with needs to go. No one should see her. All the men who did see her and are ok with her ripping them off should have their balls taken away. The last fucking cuck gave her 4 goddamn stars for nothing. He said it was his fault that this hooker didn't fucking please him. This shit makes me fucking sick. Are there no more men left in this world? Or is every guy paying these rip off hookers just some pathetic old man who just wants the company? No wonder there's a new hot 18-21 year old safety girl on tna everyday. The word is out that you don't even have to put a dick in your mouth and still get 500 bucks for an hour. Every man reading this forum needs to take a pledge that we will not even entertain the idea of an all safety girl. If a fucking hooker like this tells all she is all safety after they get our hard earned money like this ***** did to that cuck on tna then we take our money back from them and leave. If they fight let them. That's our fucking money. Not some uneducated unskilled hooker who looks decent. Fuck. If tna were gone these tricks would either actually have to service us or get real jobs. What do you think these lazy jokes of a prostitute will choose?

[BillyKlub]

Her reviews are quite bad for someone so cute.

Yeah I agree. That's why I posted here hoping for additional intel since she only had a couple reviews. I rarely take a chance these days on newer girls but I like her look.

[Jonderin]

Anyone met with her before?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....e-THE-GREATEST

Her reviews are quite bad for someone so cute.

[BillyKlub]

Anyone met with her before?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....e-THE-GREATEST

[BareItAllXxx]

A few questions.

Why did you feel sorry for Astrogirlpoison, deduct 1 star?

Does AuDelia offer cim?

I've seen Buffy and Kiss Me Kennedy a few times. Neither gave me any indication they would offer BBFS.

Send me a pm if you don't want to answer my questions on the board.

Longtime lurker, first time poster. Moved here last summer and have enjoyed the scene.?
Buffy 3.5/5: Her place in Bothell is pretty gross (-1). Two pop GFE experience, her head game is exceptional (CIM 2 x). Kind of a weird vibe though and was worried if I missteped she'd dox me later (5). Would repeat for outcall.

PNWPeaches 3/5: Enthusiastic GFE experience, but just couldn't get into the second pop with her. Had her dog with her (-1) and just wasn't feeling the vibe (-1). Would maybe return for a duo with DakotaRaining.

EmmaYoung 1/5: Had trouble setting up an incall with her, she snapped at me over text and almost canceled while I was waiting outside her building (-2). Awkward experience after that. Barely offered a massage, popped quick and left. Bad time (-2), won't be back.

AuDelia Wild 5/5: Top experience so far. Super easy setup, one hour hotel incall. She's real GFE, incredible DFK and BBBJ, was super easy going. Had a great time and have already repeated.

Jasmineeee 2/5: Nice girl, kind of tricky to setup, wanted extra pics. Upon arrival she laid her ground rules, a little paranoid (-0.5). Stopped mid BJ to "check the lock," then was on her phone for like 3 minutes (-1). Pussy smelled funky (-1) and sex just wasn't great (-0.5). Left after one pop. Won't repeat, but she was a nice person.

Astrogirlpoison (Molly) 4/5: Very nice person and eager to please. She had cancer and one arm is a little short / deformed. Didn't bother me. Tried really hard, authentic GFE with CIM & COF. Just kind of felt bad for her (-1). Would repeat though..

[FullMetalHelme]

Anyone paying her $500 an hour for a covered fucking sick dick sucking should be shot in the head. Plain and fucking simple. These fucking over priced safety girls keep posting up with ridiculous rates because unfortunately there are a bunch of spineless men with enough disposable income that will pay it just to be in the same room as an attractive woman. I know the type. One time I was doing an hour of bare ass fucking with a hooker in Bellevue. The fucking hooker got mad that I wanted to fuck her in the ass for the whole hour. Why you ask? Because in her exact words guys in Bellevue come in fuck me once take a shower then pay me for an hour. This was in 2018. These cucks have just enabled the prostitutes even more over the years. I'm not hurting for money but I also want to college and am more than 12 years into my career. If I'm paying a hooker 4 x what I make in an hour its to fuck, preferably in their ass. Plain and simple. Companionship is bullshit. The cucks looking for that should stick to SA. Hooking has really made me realize how many men out there are really just a bunch of cowards. All safety girls are not ok. Every simp on tna that starts a review with she's all safety but that's ok should just punch himself in the nuts.

Preach it, brother!

Still going to fall on the deaf ears of the simp masses, sadly.

[BlackMarketBb]

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?125180-Gemini812

I'm considering an appointment, but not sure how actual MILF she is vs Gilf. Can anyone confirm? I'm ok with mature, but I do have limits and the more Grandmotherly the less interest I have.

TIA.

She's a good fuck and a nice gal. I'd say she's later 40's maybe early 50's. She was my first bbciatcip.

[ILuvazns]

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?125180-Gemini812

I'm considering an appointment, but not sure how actual MILF she is vs Gilf. Can anyone confirm? I'm ok with mature, but I do have limits and the more Grandmotherly the less interest I have.

TIA.

I think if it more as a you should've wore sun tan lotion look. She's aged maybe halfway between gilf and MILF. Actually I guess looks her age.