Massage Parlor Reports

[Azn Lvr]

Did you tip her big?

Of course I lied and said I didn't have much on me!

(For the record I think I gave her a fair tip.).

[JohnnyOceans2]

Going to be in the CT area this week and want to stop by for a good experience. 40 H was my spot back in the day. Someone please give me the 411 on where is hot these days and I could return the favor with some intel south of the city.

[Bishop8891]

I thought you guys might be amused by a stupid mistake I made. I assume that most of the massage ladies are lying a lot of the time, and I don't know about you, but I lie about my name and where I'm from if they ask. One time I lied and told Ella I was from somewhere and she goes "OH! That RICH TOWN! You tip me REALLLLY BIG! ".

Godddammit I guess I have to pick a nice mixed-wealth town to lie that I'm from!

Did you tip her big?

[ThizzleHats]

Thizzle clean out your inbox!

You need to, too.

Sigh 200 message limit.

[ThizzleHats]

100 on top of house fee or total?

Yup, $40/ hhr+$100 she asked for.

[Rupert 2]

Thizzle clean out your inbox!

FULL,

Please tend to maintenance.

[Cumisher]

Lolll. This comment is too funny. I would of walked! LOL.

[AsianYumYum]

You were. Pounding on a 67 year old granny prune pussy. That stink breath that almost melted your face is years of sucking x amount of cocks.

One of you is going to kill that granny fucking her to death. Lady should be retired by now but still going I guess. She loves her some cock.

What was the damages on mass Hong, rumors are she's expansive?

Went to see Hong in Woburn. Nice place, nice lady, very accommodating, will negotiate. Went for the 30 min for $50. Nice massage, better than I expected. She asks what I want, I say everything, $. On the bed, she drops her laundry. But of a beer belly, saggy Bs. Asks if I want a BJ, sure. Out comes the Saran Wrap. Surprisingly not bad. On to the main event, breaks out a condom. Not sure why she waited. While on top I notice her breath is nasty, big turn off. I roll her over and get away from her mouth. Pound away for 10 minutes, finish up and the bag. Overall not terrible, body was worse than other reviewers described. Might go back in a pinch.

[Azn Lvr]

I thought you guys might be amused by a stupid mistake I made. I assume that most of the massage ladies are lying a lot of the time, and I don't know about you, but I lie about my name and where I'm from if they ask. One time I lied and told Ella I was from somewhere and she goes "OH! That RICH TOWN! You tip me REALLLLY BIG! ".

Godddammit I guess I have to pick a nice mixed-wealth town to lie that I'm from!

[Bishop8891]

Went to eastern for hh $40 and got Michelle, a nice spinner I enjoyed. I tip her $200 for a great service: HJ, daty, breast play. Oh man I am very generous and I do not regret. Total damage $240. .

Michelle is awesome. Glad you tipped her well!

[Jim Mack]

I saw Ya Ya, from Eastern there last week. Nice little body.

Offered oral but I didn't bring much money. She said she only does handjobs and oral.

Pleasant, pretty. Overall a good time.

[Regokux]

Went to eastern for hh $40 and got Michelle, a nice spinner I enjoyed. I tip her $200 for a great service: HJ, daty, breast play. Oh man I am very generous and I do not regret. Total damage $240. .

[Bishop8891]

Eastern Influence; Ella upsell.

That's to bad, I guess she was taught well!

[Bike Rider X]

Went to see Hong in Woburn. Nice place, nice lady, very accommodating, will negotiate. Went for the 30 min for $50. Nice massage, better than I expected. She asks what I want, I say everything, $. On the bed, she drops her laundry. But of a beer belly, saggy Bs. Asks if I want a BJ, sure. Out comes the Saran Wrap. Surprisingly not bad. On to the main event, breaks out a condom. Not sure why she waited. While on top I notice her breath is nasty, big turn off. I roll her over and get away from her mouth. Pound away for 10 minutes, finish up and the bag. Overall not terrible, body was worse than other reviewers described. Might go back in a pinch.

[Rupert 2]

Wants $100 for nude HJ and more for DATY.

Eastern Influence; Ella upsell.