Massage Parlor Reports

**Cookie Lover** · 03-20-22 17:55

Originally Posted by BikeRiderX [View Original Post]

Went to see Hong in Woburn. Nice place, nice lady, very accommodating, will negotiate. Went for the 30 min for $50. Nice massage, better than I expected. She asks what I want, I say everything, $. On the bed, she drops her laundry. But of a beer belly, saggy Bs. Asks if I want a BJ, sure. Out comes the Saran Wrap. Surprisingly not bad. On to the main event, breaks out a condom. Not sure why she waited. While on top I notice her breath is nasty, big turn off. I roll her over and get away from her mouth. Pound away for 10 minutes, finish up and the bag. Overall not terrible, body was worse than other reviewers described. Might go back in a pinch.

Stopped by her shop in on office building. Took one look and know her pictures were from 30 years ago. She was so sweet I went with it anyways. Got uninspired FS. I think I was far less inspired. Don't remember the tip but she gave me some of it back. I almost gave up mongering for good. Definitely a granny. Possible great granny.

**JohnDick75** · 03-20-22 17:24

Originally Posted by AsianYumYum [View Original Post]

You were. Pounding on a 67 year old granny prune pussy. That stink breath that almost melted your face is years of sucking x amount of cocks.

One of you is going to kill that granny fucking her to death. Lady should be retired by now but still going I guess. She loves her some cock.

What was the damages on mass Hong, rumors are she's expansive?

For how old and how bad she is not worth the 100 she charges Hong greatest mistake in my monger hobby.

**JohnDick75** · 03-20-22 17:22

Originally Posted by BikeRiderX [View Original Post]

Went to see Hong in Woburn. Nice place, nice lady, very accommodating, will negotiate. Went for the 30 min for $50. Nice massage, better than I expected. She asks what I want, I say everything, $. On the bed, she drops her laundry. But of a beer belly, saggy Bs. Asks if I want a BJ, sure. Out comes the Saran Wrap. Surprisingly not bad. On to the main event, breaks out a condom. Not sure why she waited. While on top I notice her breath is nasty, big turn off. I roll her over and get away from her mouth. Pound away for 10 minutes, finish up and the bag. Overall not terrible, body was worse than other reviewers described. Might go back in a pinch.

Worse what reviews said her body was good she's aging granny who has no passion for her job did she get whinny when you touched her nipples.

**CamperVan10** · 03-19-22 22:33

Originally Posted by PatMine22 [View Original Post]

They are not all FS but I got everything last week for 130 from Coco. LE was in the parking lot observing as I left though. No idea if that's just a normal spot for them to hang out across from the cemetery.

Lived in Waltam for almost 20 years; jogging and biking route was High St. , and the cemetery is a cut through to the river walk. Cops do hang there often, for numerous reasons including buying scratch tickets at the convenience stores. Yet, it now serves another purpose as a surveillance post for the action that everybody knows is going on, is sanctioned by the cities and towns, and should never be illegal to begin with. A F'ing joke. So, it is not necessarily a sting set up, but could be routine surveillance at the same time. Mind your P.S. And Qs. Walk softly (and.).

**Bozscaggs** · 03-19-22 21:21

Originally Posted by AznLvr [View Original Post]

I thought you guys might be amused by a stupid mistake I made. I assume that most of the massage ladies are lying a lot of the time, and I don't know about you, but I lie about my name and where I'm from if they ask. One time I lied and told Ella I was from somewhere and she goes "OH! That RICH TOWN! You tip me REALLLLY BIG! ".

Godddammit I guess I have to pick a nice mixed-wealth town to lie that I'm from!

Yes, they want to assimilate your residence with how deep your pocket are? Lawyers not doubt are scum on the take. They also think if you live in a nice town. You have deep pockets!

**Bike Rider X** · 03-19-22 17:59

Originally Posted by AsianYumYum [View Original Post]

You were. Pounding on a 67 year old granny prune pussy. That stink breath that almost melted your face is years of sucking x amount of cocks.

One of you is going to kill that granny fucking her to death. Lady should be retired by now but still going I guess. She loves her some cock.

What was the damages on mass Hong, rumors are she's expansive?

She may be expansive, but not expensive.

**Azn Lvr** · 03-19-22 17:38

Originally Posted by Bishop8891 [View Original Post]

Did you tip her big?

Of course I lied and said I didn't have much on me!

(For the record I think I gave her a fair tip.).

**JohnnyOceans2** · 03-19-22 16:14

Going to be in the CT area this week and want to stop by for a good experience. 40 H was my spot back in the day. Someone please give me the 411 on where is hot these days and I could return the favor with some intel south of the city.

**Bishop8891** · 03-19-22 16:01

Originally Posted by AznLvr [View Original Post]

I thought you guys might be amused by a stupid mistake I made. I assume that most of the massage ladies are lying a lot of the time, and I don't know about you, but I lie about my name and where I'm from if they ask. One time I lied and told Ella I was from somewhere and she goes "OH! That RICH TOWN! You tip me REALLLLY BIG! ".

Godddammit I guess I have to pick a nice mixed-wealth town to lie that I'm from!

Did you tip her big?

**ThizzleHats** · 03-19-22 14:48

Originally Posted by CookieLover [View Original Post]

Thizzle clean out your inbox!

You need to, too.

Sigh 200 message limit.

**ThizzleHats** · 03-19-22 14:43

Originally Posted by MongerOG [View Original Post]

100 on top of house fee or total?

Yup, $40/ hhr+$100 she asked for.

**Rupert 2** · 03-19-22 14:32

Originally Posted by CookieLover [View Original Post]

Thizzle clean out your inbox!

FULL,

Please tend to maintenance.

**Cumisher** · 03-19-22 13:47

Lolll. This comment is too funny. I would of walked! LOL.

**AsianYumYum** · 03-19-22 11:01

You were. Pounding on a 67 year old granny prune pussy. That stink breath that almost melted your face is years of sucking x amount of cocks.

One of you is going to kill that granny fucking her to death. Lady should be retired by now but still going I guess. She loves her some cock.

What was the damages on mass Hong, rumors are she's expansive?

Originally Posted by BikeRiderX [View Original Post]

Went to see Hong in Woburn. Nice place, nice lady, very accommodating, will negotiate. Went for the 30 min for $50. Nice massage, better than I expected. She asks what I want, I say everything, $. On the bed, she drops her laundry. But of a beer belly, saggy Bs. Asks if I want a BJ, sure. Out comes the Saran Wrap. Surprisingly not bad. On to the main event, breaks out a condom. Not sure why she waited. While on top I notice her breath is nasty, big turn off. I roll her over and get away from her mouth. Pound away for 10 minutes, finish up and the bag. Overall not terrible, body was worse than other reviewers described. Might go back in a pinch.

**Azn Lvr** · 03-19-22 09:12

I thought you guys might be amused by a stupid mistake I made. I assume that most of the massage ladies are lying a lot of the time, and I don't know about you, but I lie about my name and where I'm from if they ask. One time I lied and told Ella I was from somewhere and she goes "OH! That RICH TOWN! You tip me REALLLLY BIG! ".

Godddammit I guess I have to pick a nice mixed-wealth town to lie that I'm from!