Massage Parlor Reports

[ChicaLovr22]

Good afternoon folks in Phoenix.

Let me tell you how lucky you guys are. I was in Phoenix over the weekend and stopped by at Paradise parlor in Mesa. Drew Jesse, she is one beautiful girl with large man made and small frame.

She has a beautiful face ans great personality to go with. She took me to the room and did a medium hard massage which I like that way. She was very friendly and every now and then rubbed the boys to get me exited. She ask me to flip and was greeted with her naked, she climb on top and started a Russian with her large titis. OMG that was so hot, she got very sensual and started CBJ with great technique. She mounted me and was ridding so soft and then hard, I was soo deep in her she keep getting wet. We flip to mish and dog when I pop in the bag. All of this included DFK and lots of making out. Best GFE with condom but it was spot hot.

Man if I am back in Mesa I will make sure to stop and see Jessie.

She is at 5x2 s Dobson.

Be nice to her so she stays her for a long time.

[Kester Diamond]

So I travel to the phoenix area and saw emma yesterday per the dream I reported on yesterday. I repeated with her this afternoon and basically same exact report. Go se emma.

Now onto the evening appointment. I had set up an appointment with Paulina Dreaming of Paulinadreaming.com. She advertises on adult search among others too. Her website is well curated and I made the appt. Via phone call then got a text. Got address after setting up a time and when I got to the lot, did a call and was guided in. Then the fun began.

Fellow mongers, this one is one card shy of a full house / on a different planet. Bottom line I willl never forget this one.

So I get into the place and she is clearly NOT the girl in the photos on her website, which she readily admits once I am on the table after being told I must shower and oblige even though I just did at my hotel. So I try to make nice and get on table and am very polite. She the launces into, no joke, 60 full minutes of non-stop talking about what I can only say are conspiracy theories. It. Was. Wild..

I saw her a few times when she was $150 for an jr massage with covered BJ. You are right she is out there. She said she won't see vaccinated people because the vaccine could get on her. That was the last time I saw her, because I have personal issues with giving money to the mentally sick, regardless of their ability to be self sufficient.

She has definitely gone down the rabbit hole since Covid. If you think what you heard was crazy, ask about her old boyfriend in the NW. I didn't want to know, but I got the full run down any way.

Full on coco puff.

[El Dub]

So I travel to the phoenix area and saw emma yesterday per the dream I reported on yesterday. I repeated with her this afternoon and basically same exact report. Go se emma.

Now onto the evening appointment. I had set up an appointment with Paulina Dreaming of Paulinadreaming.com. She advertises on adult search among others too. Her website is well curated and I made the appt. Via phone call then got a text. Got address after setting up a time and when I got to the lot, did a call and was guided in. Then the fun began.

Fellow mongers, this one is one card shy of a full house / on a different planet. Bottom line I willl never forget this one.

So I get into the place and she is clearly NOT the girl in the photos on her website, which she readily admits once I am on the table after being told I must shower and oblige even though I just did at my hotel. So I try to make nice and get on table and am very polite. She the launces into, no joke, 60 full minutes of non-stop talking about what I can only say are conspiracy theories. It. Was. Wild.

She was explaining to me how 5 g telecom interacts with the aluminum in vaccines to cause cancers. She went into great detail about how she basically drinks watered down chlorine to "help" her health, meanwhile she is severely skinny to the point of looking like she is on something. She told me all about her boyfriend in florida that is a programmer that she is going to live with but because he is a scorpio he doesn't talk much so doesn't match with her well. Then got a full explanation of the cat ashes in the urn on the counter, then a lesson in treating polio with herbs.

She is honestly a nice enough gal that clearly has had a bit of rough life but making due, but looks nothing like her site. And, as I said, wildly readily admits she found the photos of someone else that "looks like her" on the web.

She did a decent massage, but literally talked so much I couldn't bust.

Also, wildly, I laid out 250 for her #2 massage which on her site says 60 min. Massage and covered french, which I confirmed with her. However, no french was offered. I was treated to a full discussion of how her period was slighly off due to the imbalance in vaccines being around her from other clients. And how she combated it with the bronze mesh lining she put on her computer router and cell phone.

All in all a total waste of time, total bait and switch, and the gal lives on another planet. Save your money fellas.

I am chalking the 250 up to literally the most wild / interesting / funny / ridiculous massage provider I have ever seen, and I have seen alot in alot of cities. I will never forget this one. I mean I am literally just replaying the stuff she said in my head and patting myself on the back for even being able to stay hard during the ordeal. If you feel like blowing 250 to be entertained this is it.

Stay safe.

I used to be a conspiracy theorist but quit when they all came true. I like that she says she is not vaxxed, wish I could find someone reliable as well as talented who hasn't got the jab.

[Hank75]

Talked to Wendy again to see if they had reopened after Covid shutdown. She said they were but that only acupuncture was being offered. No massage. Apparently planned until end of the year.

Big disappointment to we Westsiders. Hope things revert back to normal there.

Visited recently; all seems well at Moon Lake.

[Captain1954]

Is this the AM Golden Touch on Greenway and 99th Ave? If so, I've been there many times and it's nothing but a bunch of old ladies giving a decent massages and HE. Is it under new ownership?

Yes.

It must be, coming back from TS saw another provider who was also under 40 didn't get a good look because of mask she was making food, they are obviously importing talent as Lu Lu said she was only here till the end of the month.

[Member #6524]

I was in the area, strip mall easy parking normal entry although it's a busy area for those that are nervous, no appointment simple walk in rang the bell LuLu appeared and took the house for the half hour, I was a bit concerned with the mask but Lu Lu mid 30's nice slim body and held my hand and directed me to the room. TS next plenty of complements, nice body, strong etc BS I'm over 65 and gravity has taken its toll, plenty of back door action the brown starfish was clean as a whistle and as I lifted my hips the boys were well taken care of, back to the room the massage was mainly light finger dragging ending up at the brown eye, flip no real negotiation offered 140 for "everything " one thing I don't like is having to get of the table to get the donation plus used to paying after service but realize the girls can be ripped off, nice body to body, swivel to 69,cow girl, mish finished doggy cleaned up water on my way full half hour plus TS Lu Lu here till end of the month. I liked no haggle and took a reasonable donation for the service a little disappointed no cat bath or salad toss but will return.

Is this the AM Golden Touch on Greenway and 99th Ave? If so, I've been there many times and it's nothing but a bunch of old ladies giving a decent massages and HE. Is it under new ownership?

[Captain1954]

I was in the area, strip mall easy parking normal entry although it's a busy area for those that are nervous, no appointment simple walk in rang the bell LuLu appeared and took the house for the half hour, I was a bit concerned with the mask but Lu Lu mid 30's nice slim body and held my hand and directed me to the room. TS next plenty of complements, nice body, strong etc BS I'm over 65 and gravity has taken its toll, plenty of back door action the brown starfish was clean as a whistle and as I lifted my hips the boys were well taken care of, back to the room the massage was mainly light finger dragging ending up at the brown eye, flip no real negotiation offered 140 for "everything " one thing I don't like is having to get of the table to get the donation plus used to paying after service but realize the girls can be ripped off, nice body to body, swivel to 69,cow girl, mish finished doggy cleaned up water on my way full half hour plus TS Lu Lu here till end of the month. I liked no haggle and took a reasonable donation for the service a little disappointed no cat bath or salad toss but will return.

[CoqueMeat]

Don't feel bad about it but those photos are fake. They are of Sarah Vandella, and I doubt she would quoting 200 for her services given her fame.

Yes, exactly.

https://www.twpornstars.com/MsSarahV...filter=alltime

[Rabbit123]

Has anybody by chance seen Kate? I've thought about it in the past but she was strictly outcall. It appears that she has incall available now. Thinking of taking the plunge but would like feedback if there is any.

https://rubmd.com/phoenix-az/05e04d3...9-f2684def82a3

Haven't seen Kate, but she's using Sarah Vandella's pics.

[Kester Diamond]

Has anybody by chance seen Kate? I've thought about it in the past but she was strictly outcall. It appears that she has incall available now. Thinking of taking the plunge but would like feedback if there is any.

https://rubmd.com/phoenix-az/05e04d3...9-f2684def82a3

She is fake, asks for money up front. The scammer loves that girls pics and probably gets a fair amount.

[Soylentred]

Has anybody by chance seen Kate? I've thought about it in the past but she was strictly outcall. It appears that she has incall available now. Thinking of taking the plunge but would like feedback if there is any.

https://rubmd.com/phoenix-az/05e04d3...9-f2684def82a3

Don't feel bad about it but those photos are fake. They are of Sarah Vandella, and I doubt she would quoting 200 for her services given her fame.

[DannyBoy63]

Has anybody by chance seen Kate? I've thought about it in the past but she was strictly outcall. It appears that she has incall available now. Thinking of taking the plunge but would like feedback if there is any.

https://rubmd.com/phoenix-az/05e04d3...9-f2684def82a3

[JChoi]

The reviews for Golf have been positive so I thought I'd try a round today. Entered and met Summer at the door. Paid the $60 fee and she said she'd be my caddy. Led me back to the room and told me to get ready for my round. Summer is about 5'2" thin, petite, with B cups topped with eraser tips. Really added to my game.

Got into Golf attire and laid my $160 tip in the envope taped to the wall. I've never seen that one before. She quickly returned and we went through the usual "you been here before?" routine. I said no but a friend highly recommended it. Then I pointed to the tip and said I wanted a table shower. She counted the tip, smiled, and said let's go. Off we went.

Once in the room I got on the table and she got into Golf attire. She shaped me up and then helped clean my club, shift and balls with a combo of body to body and oral action. I had never had a tossed salad but am now a big fan. That moved into intensive bare backed club washing, with special attention given to the club head. Now ready for the round we headed back to the room.

Started face down and got about 15 minutes of decent massage. Always a bonus. Then turned over and she did more cleaning of the club and balls to make sure I was ready for the round. I'm an older guy, but I've never been readier.

She placed a nice cover on the club and we began the round. We began and ended on the back nine. Golfing from behind as it were. The fairways were so tight I couldn't last. Cleaned me up and on my way. Will definitely play this course again and ask for the same caddy. She knew how to get the most out of my old clubs.

LOL that's one hell of a round pro! Good stuff.

[MontataBoy]

The reviews for Golf have been positive so I thought I'd try a round today. Entered and met Summer at the door. Paid the $60 fee and she said she'd be my caddy. Led me back to the room and told me to get ready for my round. Summer is about 5'2" thin, petite, with B cups topped with eraser tips. Really added to my game.

Got into Golf attire and laid my $160 tip in the envope taped to the wall. I've never seen that one before. She quickly returned and we went through the usual "you been here before?" routine. I said no but a friend highly recommended it. Then I pointed to the tip and said I wanted a table shower. She counted the tip, smiled, and said let's go. Off we went.

Once in the room I got on the table and she got into Golf attire. She shaped me up and then helped clean my club, shift and balls with a combo of body to body and oral action. I had never had a tossed salad but am now a big fan. That moved into intensive bare backed club washing, with special attention given to the club head. Now ready for the round we headed back to the room.

Started face down and got about 15 minutes of decent massage. Always a bonus. Then turned over and she did more cleaning of the club and balls to make sure I was ready for the round. I'm an older guy, but I've never been readier.

She placed a nice cover on the club and we began the round. We began and ended on the back nine. Golfing from behind as it were. The fairways were so tight I couldn't last. Cleaned me up and on my way. Will definitely play this course again and ask for the same caddy. She knew how to get the most out of my old clubs.

[SpaSearcher]

I've seen the ads for this service as well as the "instructional videos" on what to expect. Has anyone enlisted the service? Is it worth it? I looks amazing but I'm not sure it would be as fun when you aren't able to see and touch while being "serviced". Curious to hear that all you mongers thing.

Not sure of the service provided here, I've had one experience with a milking table in the past but it was two girls so I had one below while the other gave me a massage. I thought it was fun and different because you couldn't see the girl below so you didn't know what to expect so that aspect was different and fun.