Massage Parlor Reports

[WarpFactor69]

Mr. Factor was in the mood to eat some Chinese and have a cup of green tea. He was greeted by a new waitress that was pleasant, easy going, and offered a full meal. He left satisfied, but remains puzzled by the foul smelling hot towels.

[WarpFactor69]

Wanted to feel like a King so I went yesterday afternoon. Amy was fit, cute enough maybe 40, in a skimpy outfit somewhat messed up teeth. Hhr was 50 and massage was quite good. Everything offered on the flip, she was disappointed I didn't want the 200 cfs option. CBJ was 90, standard finish was 60, she wasn't budging. Standard for me. UTC roaming great tits, ass, pussy. As I was leaving I hid behind a curtain as another of you came in and went to a room with her slim young partner, long hair and cute. Wonder who that is.

Thanks for the review. When I'm quoted prices that I'm not comfortable with for the three main options, I take the fourth option of massage only, no extras. I can jerk off at home. My thought is, if guys pay the higher prices they will keep trying to bump them up. On the other hand, if guys refuse to pay high prices, they will adjust them.

[MisterJimmy]

Wanted to feel like a King so I went yesterday afternoon. Amy was fit, cute enough maybe 40, in a skimpy outfit somewhat messed up teeth. Hhr was 50 and massage was quite good. Everything offered on the flip, she was disappointed I didn't want the 200 cfs option. CBJ was 90, standard finish was 60, she wasn't budging. Standard for me. UTC roaming great tits, ass, pussy. As I was leaving I hid behind a curtain as another of you came in and went to a room with her slim young partner, long hair and cute. Wonder who that is.

I've been wanting to give this place another chance since they dipped considerably in quality of service and options. It used to be you paid a little more, but it was worth it.

[Nideoute]

Decided to TOFTT and see if my foot could get lucky at the new spot that opened recently on Oleson near BH. Standard pricing, decent but not great rub, and no extras at all. The lady was cute enough, but nothing to write home about.

[ProperGMan]

Red Sun and Zen in Vancouver have table showers.

Thanks for the info!

[TryHard]

Wanted to feel like a King so I went yesterday afternoon. Amy was fit, cute enough maybe 40, in a skimpy outfit somewhat messed up teeth. Hhr was 50 and massage was quite good. Everything offered on the flip, she was disappointed I didn't want the 200 cfs option. CBJ was 90, standard finish was 60, she wasn't budging. Standard for me. UTC roaming great tits, ass, pussy. As I was leaving I hid behind a curtain as another of you came in and went to a room with her slim young partner, long hair and cute. Wonder who that is.

[Benson008]

So I notice you guys use the streets instead of names here so in your honor here goes.

1. Sandy Blvd. Wonder of Wonders I had a decent massage but masseuse was asking $$ for full nude and wasn't young. Fit body but definitely not worth $$ IMHO. What happened to Grace?

2. Sandy Blvd. Famous Movie Stars out there, got a great rubdown and DATY from a tiny provider with A's that were very sensitive. $$ OTD so preferred that over the other wonderful place.

3. Barbour nights had lots of stars and they sent me to a place where there was some Sun right down the street, New girl from New York (Amy I think) was too tight to really enjoy, first time for me and I am not a huge guy (avg at best). She had some nice bolt-ons and was enthusiastic but overall a C for not being able to fully enjoy. Break her in for me guys?

4. Refer to another post but went to See Bobi, and bobi was busy so I got her friend. Friend was decent but nothing to write home about (Kelly I think but I forgot).

5. Finally tried good ole QinJun and was served by a spry 45-50 year old who is willing to play ball as long as you BYOC. Not the most attractive but pricing seemed about right and next time I will try and bring a friendly wrapper along.

Anyone got any other recommendations? I am looking for Nice Ass and tight body, young if possible but willing to work with whatever the landlord has available. It's ok if no FS as long as UTC is on the table.

I had your 3 experience today and like you was too large to enjoy a small parking space. I was also disappointed that the requested rent was too high and required demanding a 30% discount. Then there was a lack of creativity as well. I will not be parking there again.

[PurdHupley]

Just get to your room, take off all your clothes, lie on your front, do not try to cover up with a towel or anything, and the girl will know what you're interested in.

Honestly, I do that when I get a legit massage. I'm too fat and old to sweat someone seeing my butt. And I have to assume they are professionals and don't sweat seeing someone's butt.

[Swim88]

Anyone seen Mia from GW lately? Willing to swap intel on things in DM. The lackluster performance, massage and otherwise, by these new entitled providers have left my yearning for the good ole days.

[DreamHound]

So I notice you guys use the streets instead of names here so in your honor here goes.

1. Sandy Blvd. Wonder of Wonders I had a decent massage but masseuse was asking $$ for full nude and wasn't young. Fit body but definitely not worth $$ IMHO. What happened to Grace?

2. Sandy Blvd. Famous Movie Stars out there, got a great rubdown and DATY from a tiny provider with A's that were very sensitive. $$ OTD so preferred that over the other wonderful place.

3. Barbour nights had lots of stars and they sent me to a place where there was some Sun right down the street, New girl from New York (Amy I think) was too tight to really enjoy, first time for me and I am not a huge guy (avg at best). She had some nice bolt-ons and was enthusiastic but overall a C for not being able to fully enjoy. Break her in for me guys?

4. Refer to another post but went to See Bobi, and bobi was busy so I got her friend. Friend was decent but nothing to write home about (Kelly I think but I forgot).

5. Finally tried good ole QinJun and was served by a spry 45-50 year old who is willing to play ball as long as you BYOC. Not the most attractive but pricing seemed about right and next time I will try and bring a friendly wrapper along.

Anyone got any other recommendations? I am looking for Nice Ass and tight body, young if possible but willing to work with whatever the landlord has available. It's ok if no FS as long as UTC is on the table.

[OneOne9]

Let's start a thread for quality table showers or jacuzzi spas (yeah, right) in PDX and surrounding areas.

Wonderland or Sandy massage has a tableshower but not very warm water and only one handheld showerhead.

Red Sun and Zen in Vancouver have table showers.

[Fbmws]

“St Johns has an Oriental by the name of Lily, has been my latest go to. Mid 30's, bubbly and fun, great massage, will pull out boobs and let you lick them, always allows me to pull down mask on my way out and grab a kiss, hoping I can get more in the future, frequent here the most right now.”

Can sign under every word myself.

[ProperGMan]

Let's start a thread for quality table showers or jacuzzi spas (yeah, right) in PDX and surrounding areas.

Wonderland or Sandy massage has a tableshower but not very warm water and only one handheld showerhead.

[WarpFactor69]

Reasonable price open menu, okay massage. Average body type, I typically look for someone more slim.

Not sure if we are talking about the same person. The one that greeted me yesterday was Slender nice boobs over 35 slightly discolored teeth.

[Dexxzy]

Anyone had a good experience with Yo-Yo at the place across from Hong Phat? Send a message if you don't want to post.

Reasonable price open menu, okay massage. Average body type, I typically look for someone more slim.