Escort Reports

[Hunter Jay]

It started with "You're going to have to be quick" and went downhill from there.

Actually, let me back up to the beginning. Went to her hotel around 11 am and got ghosted. A few hours later she responded and said she had narcolepsy and fell asleep. Someone posted here that they had a good time with her so I gave her the benefit of the doubt.

She later said she was available and I got there in 30 minutes. Said she was "straightening up" and asked me to wait. After 15 minutes I ask if she's ready and she writes (attached) "sure I'm cleaning up so I don't know what to tell you. You could come up. 258".

Went up and first words were "You're going to have to be quick. " Took the cash -- 150 for SS CIP -- and went into the bathroom. No eye contact. But that was OK because she was way less attractive than her pics.

No small talk. Actually no talk at all. I laid on the bed and she sits next to me and starts to jerk me off. I ask for oral and she laughs and says she's already giving me a discount.

At this point, I ask for lube and she grudgingly applies some. Lube does not help because there's so much negative energy, even the viagra is neutralized. I get a little hard and tell her I'm ready.

She's on her back and as I try to get in, she's squeezing her legs together keeping me away.

I ask her to put me in and now not only is she squeezing her legs together, she's using her hand keep me from getting into her.

There's no way I'm getting hard and no way she's letting me in.

I say "I want to give you a good review" and she says "I don't care if you give me a bad one. ".

So here's the bad review. Worst experience I've ever had.

Except maybe when I backed out of a date and the ***** chased me down the stairs and beat my car with a huge tree branch she had in the corner of the room.

I did find a $20 in my pocket later so the damage was a little less than it might have been.

Do you have a pic of Harley is this her https://south-jersey.skipthegames.co...l/277393618100.

I hope not or the Harley with blonde hair naked in a jacuzzi.

[Kenny262]

Exactly. Could not have said it better!

Dang this isn't what I wanted to hear. I've been trying to meet with her since she's been in Mt Laurel on and off but after this review idk. She looks hot as fuck her ass looks mesmerizing I want to see her but by the sounds of it she couldn't give a shit about your experience one bit so that's a huge turn off.

[Hypester77]

It started with "You're going to have to be quick" and went downhill from there.

Actually, let me back up to the beginning. Went to her hotel around 11 am and got ghosted. A few hours later she responded and said she had narcolepsy and fell asleep. Someone posted here that they had a good time with her so I gave her the benefit of the doubt.

She later said she was available and I got there in 30 minutes. Said she was "straightening up" and asked me to wait. After 15 minutes I ask if she's ready and she writes (attached) "sure I'm cleaning up so I don't know what to tell you. You could come up. 258".

Went up and first words were "You're going to have to be quick. " Took the cash -- 150 for SS CIP -- and went into the bathroom. No eye contact. But that was OK because she was way less attractive than her pics.

No small talk. Actually no talk at all. I laid on the bed and she sits next to me and starts to jerk me off. I ask for oral and she laughs and says she's already giving me a discount.

At this point, I ask for lube and she grudgingly applies some. Lube does not help because there's so much negative energy, even the viagra is neutralized. I get a little hard and tell her I'm ready.

She's on her back and as I try to get in, she's squeezing her legs together keeping me away.

I ask her to put me in and now not only is she squeezing her legs together, she's using her hand keep me from getting into her.

There's no way I'm getting hard and no way she's letting me in.

I say "I want to give you a good review" and she says "I don't care if you give me a bad one. ".

So here's the bad review. Worst experience I've ever had.

Except maybe when I backed out of a date and the ***** chased me down the stairs and beat my car with a huge tree branch she had in the corner of the room.

I did find a $20 in my pocket later so the damage was a little less than it might have been.

Dang this isn't what I wanted to hear. I've been trying to meet with her since she's been in Mt Laurel on and off but after this review idk. She looks hot as fuck her ass looks mesmerizing I want to see her but by the sounds of it she couldn't give a shit about your experience one bit so that's a huge turn off.

[SJDude856]

So I did a search on here but didn't find anything. Anyone?

https://south-jersey.skipthegames.co...x/192596136253

[Kenny262]

It started with "You're going to have to be quick" and went downhill from there.

Actually, let me back up to the beginning. Went to her hotel around 11 am and got ghosted. A few hours later she responded and said she had narcolepsy and fell asleep. Someone posted here that they had a good time with her so I gave her the benefit of the doubt.

She later said she was available and I got there in 30 minutes. Said she was "straightening up" and asked me to wait. After 15 minutes I ask if she's ready and she writes (attached) "sure I'm cleaning up so I don't know what to tell you. You could come up. 258".

Went up and first words were "You're going to have to be quick. " Took the cash -- 150 for SS CIP -- and went into the bathroom. No eye contact. But that was OK because she was way less attractive than her pics.

No small talk. Actually no talk at all. I laid on the bed and she sits next to me and starts to jerk me off. I ask for oral and she laughs and says she's already giving me a discount.

At this point, I ask for lube and she grudgingly applies some. Lube does not help because there's so much negative energy, even the viagra is neutralized. I get a little hard and tell her I'm ready.

She's on her back and as I try to get in, she's squeezing her legs together keeping me away.

I ask her to put me in and now not only is she squeezing her legs together, she's using her hand keep me from getting into her.

There's no way I'm getting hard and no way she's letting me in.

I say "I want to give you a good review" and she says "I don't care if you give me a bad one. ".

So here's the bad review. Worst experience I've ever had.

Except maybe when I backed out of a date and the ***** chased me down the stairs and beat my car with a huge tree branch she had in the corner of the room.

I did find a $20 in my pocket later so the damage was a little less than it might have been.

[DonTrask]

She might have some great BBBJ abilities in the day, (I wouldn't know) but she is not interested in doing the right thing. It's her job and reputation on the line. Her lies in the car were close to stupid and insulted my intelligence (debatable since she had the donation). IDK, I wouldn't call her again if she was the last provider on the planet. Well maybe if she were the last. And her pictures look better than she does. So there's also that.

https://cherry-hill.skipthegames.com...5/396240772185

Just so everyone is on the same page, I assume this thread is about Dyan. I can recall reading reviews from as long ago as 10 years saying she could suck a bowling ball thru a garden hose. Being a devotee of skin flute players, I put her on my bucket list but as my headline alludes, time in never on our side.

I can safely assume that addiction has taken it's toll and she is far more interested in extracting your money than she is in extracting your load. I happen to come across her Facebook page and became a Facebook friend. What I have fascinating about her page is her personal appeals for love and romance, that can be somewhat humorous when you consider she is a prostitute by trade, an occupation not normally seeking a romantic connection. She also brags about how many years (3) she has gone sober, finally beating addiction. Now anybody who has spent more than 5 minutes on Facebook takes these things with a grain of salt.

So I am envious of Cookyjar and those many mongers in her younger years who got their money's worth. I wish it had been me but I have given up chasing a ghost from the past. I have been lucky enough to score a newbee or two along the way where I got great service for a fair price only to see a shell of that person two year later so I am fully aware on how this all works.

Lastly, she is a constant advertiser on STG, like daily for years and years in a row. Consider that most ads result in hundreds of phone calls per day, you would think she would have a list of repeat customers a mile long. Instead, she is out there on a daily basis seeking the next sucker to rip off. Sorry if it was you.

[ReadingNeeds]

Hey there CJ.

Yeah, back even just 4 years ago she was a good time, and not completely ruled by her addiction. But you know they say addiction is progressive, and man she is not the same these days. She tried to hustle me a few years ago, and it was shitty. She shoved some of the donation in her pants and then claimed I shorted her, not realizing I was watching her in the mirror. I never looked back after that. Even among other girls who's honesty and morality is certainly questionable, she's got a terrible reputation for stealing drugs and money. Consider yourself lucky to have gotten in while the gettin was good.

I certainly played a role in letting her steal from me. Went to an incall, put the donation on the table. Of course she needed to go to the bathroom. Came out, started a 20 second lackluster BBBJ. Got a text and said her man roommate needed the room. Asked if we could go to my hotel. Incall became outcall. Spent the drive over to the Crown Plaza texting on the phone. Walked towards the door, said she wanted to walk up separately and asked my room number. Gave it to her and never saw her again. Yes I was dumb. But she is a thief and liar. So, there's that. She might have some great BBBJ abilities in the day, (I wouldn't know) but she is not interested in doing the right thing. It's her job and reputation on the line. Ever wonder why she has to post so often? It cause mongers don't really want to come back. These girls that have to post four / five tomes a day don't have enough regulars to sustain them. There's ALWAYS a reason for that. For me, it wasn't enough money $$ to make or break me. But, I don't like an incall where a male roommate comes home and needs the room. Her lies in the car were close to stupid and insulted my intelligence (debatable since she had the donation). IDK, I wouldn't call her again if she was the last provider on the planet. Well maybe if she were the last. And her pictures look better than she does. So there's also that.

[Mqrod1188]

Had an appointment with Rj despite her having some negative reviews, I went for it.

Had a great time.

[Farouk]

The first one, Dyan little lady, is Dyan from Broadway. https://south-jersey.skipthegames.co...5/403272832320

Dyan was and still is an All Time Favorite of mine. Back when she was in her prime, she was the precise definition of a spinner. Her BBBJ was considered, by me and many others, to be the best on Broadway. Do a search for Dyan, in the South Jersey, General Forum, and you'll find dozens of reviews. Mostly good. To this very day, I'd give her a shot for old time's sake. Sadly, I don't do internet dating.

CookyJar.

Hey there CJ.

Yeah, back even just 4 years ago she was a good time, and not completely ruled by her addiction. But you know they say addiction is progressive, and man she is not the same these days. She tried to hustle me a few years ago, and it was shitty. She shoved some of the donation in her pants and then claimed I shorted her, not realizing I was watching her in the mirror. I never looked back after that. Even among other girls who's honesty and morality is certainly questionable, she's got a terrible reputation for stealing drugs and money. Consider yourself lucky to have gotten in while the gettin was good.

[CookyJar]

Won't get into the long details but these are the two who post on skip that I went to see and ended up with a empty pocket and nothing at all the show for it. There are a number of providers that will steal if given only have a chance.
https://south-jersey.skipthegames.co...5/403272832320
https://south-jersey.skipthegames.co...m/913002425031

HolyShit! That's Dyan.

The first one, Dyan little lady, is Dyan from Broadway. https://south-jersey.skipthegames.co...5/403272832320

Dyan was and still is an All Time Favorite of mine. Back when she was in her prime, she was the precise definition of a spinner. Her BBBJ was considered, by me and many others, to be the best on Broadway. Do a search for Dyan, in the South Jersey, General Forum, and you'll find dozens of reviews. Mostly good. To this very day, I'd give her a shot for old time's sake. Sadly, I don't do internet dating.

CookyJar.

[HoodedMark]

I have no clue who that other grl is and I did not text that number. Hit my inbox. I'll send you the number I have.

I've seen Serenity going back a couple years. Big time H user and pretty gross. Saw her at a dumpy hotel in Maple Shade. I didn't repeat. I'm sure those pics are at least 5 years old.

[FunSaMale]

Any monger interested in getting value for their money should pay heed to my earlier two links and your links above. BTW, I had both of your links on my bucket list and while back, made appointments with each one on separate occasions and had both blow up on the phone calls. Your first link wanted a deposit in advance and I quickly realized she had no intention of keeping the date but was very interested in keeping my money. The second link started to talk crazy on the phone and it was so weird that I knew something was up so I bailed. In both cases, I was about to get ripped off and avoided it with some good luck.

I do not ever send money. That's a red flag. I expect everyone else that is in this game does the same do not send them money.

[FunSaMale]

Thanks for the intel. She looks really good. Did a quick search of the phone, and this girl Serenity is also on the same number. Maybe this is the 2 girl partner?

https://mount-laurel-nj.skipthegames...9/451470763224

I have no clue who that other grl is and I did not text that number. Hit my inbox. I'll send you the number I have.

[AirCooled6]

Saw her we got a room. It was GFE cip. She looks better in person. She does this low key once in a while. She has a real job.

She did offer incall .. I declined cause I didnt know her, I thought it was too good to be true. I will now def see her incall

Thanks for the intel. She looks really good. Did a quick search of the phone, and this girl Serenity is also on the same number. Maybe this is the 2 girl partner?

https://mount-laurel-nj.skipthegames...9/451470763224

[DonTrask]

Won't get into the long details but these are the two who post on skip that I went to see and ended up with a empty pocket and nothing at all the show for it. There are a number of providers that will steal if given only have a chance.

https://south-jersey.skipthegames.co...5/403272832320

https://south-jersey.skipthegames.co...m/913002425031

Any monger interested in getting value for their money should pay heed to my earlier two links and your links above. BTW, I had both of your links on my bucket list and while back, made appointments with each one on separate occasions and had both blow up on the phone calls. Your first link wanted a deposit in advance and I quickly realized she had no intention of keeping the date but was very interested in keeping my money. The second link started to talk crazy on the phone and it was so weird that I knew something was up so I bailed. In both cases, I was about to get ripped off and avoided it with some good luck.