Massage Parlor Reports

[PlayerN818]

Went to Momo a couple of days ago for the first time and was excited to see what the fuss is all about. As I pull up and park, I noticed the mamasan standing outside smoking and she was taken aback by me as if I almost caught her red handed. Within seconds she put on her mask and sprung up asking to see my vaccine card. I thought it was a joke and I said "excuse me? She repeated her question then went on to demonstrate a shot in the arm as if I have been living under a rock for the past 24 months. I simply replied "No thank you! And she said "ohhh sorry can't go inside".

What kind of dumb fuck society do we live in now where in order for you to see a WG, you have to be vaccinated?.

Her biz, her rules.

[Gentler]

I am normally in Minnesota but am current in California. I'll be in Los Angeles proper in two weeks. I was wondering if anybody here finds therapists in MassageFinder; and if so are any worth seeing either just for their massage skills or hopefully because of massage skills and special services. Thanks!

[MarkTwoThoUSA]

Went to Momo a couple of days ago for the first time and was excited to see what the fuss is all about. As I pull up and park, I noticed the mamasan standing outside smoking and she was taken aback by me as if I almost caught her red handed. Within seconds she put on her mask and sprung up asking to see my vaccine card. I thought it was a joke and I said "excuse me? She repeated her question then went on to demonstrate a shot in the arm as if I have been living under a rock for the past 24 months. I simply replied "No thank you! And she said "ohhh sorry can't go inside".

What kind of dumb fuck society do we live in now where in order for you to see a WG, you have to be vaccinated?.

[PriscillaM]

Anyone know what additional VIP services get you and what it'll run? Been tempted by this ad probably make the jump one of these days.

I have seen reports of Bianca the fat Latina and eve the stoned white girl doing full service for 400.

The reviews smack of throne sniffing shit, and do point out that the service is rushed.

That place got the death penalty from me. Eve cannot handle a cock at all.

[BamBam777]

You can find Miko and her friends here - https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.

Anyone know what additional VIP services get you and what it'll run? Been tempted by this ad probably make the jump one of these days.

[Xnintoolx]

You can find Miko and her friends here - https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.

Damn, I was ready to sign up and their site is down! Noooooooo! I want Miko LOL. Hopefully it doesn't take them too long to get back online.

[MagnumTrain]

I wasn't sure where else to post this review, but I thought I'd TOFTT by checking out this provider. https://losangeles.rubratings.com/258822.

She works out of an apt in DTLA (and they have a sister location in NoHo).

Miko is super cute, no older than 25 and she provided a super sensual, fully nude, full body massage using a lot of warm massage oil.

She also offers a 30 min milking table--which just means they push 2 tables together so she can climb underneath for edging. I've been looking for a milking experience, but my back was too sore and the milking doesn't include any other body work.

I really think she gets into the massage as she was breathing heavy into my ear and rubbing her B cups along my back and thighs. On the flip she sat between my legs and slowly massage my entire groin before release. Her updated listing now says she offers a hitachi wand show--which just supports my thinking that she's often turned on stroking cock all day long. At least I hope!

Shower available too.

Enjoy!

Damn, I was ready to sign up and their site is down! Noooooooo! I want Miko LOL. Hopefully it doesn't take them too long to get back online.

[Grimmy23]

If you are ever in Okinawa, jump in a taxi and tell the taxi driver you want a "Soapy Massage". They will know exactly where to take you. $200 paid and you get the real thing, usually by a Filipina girl. First they give you a bath and then you sit in the "easy access" chair (my favorite) then the air mattress comes out. Put this on your bucket list.

Apologies for the pictures being askew.

Oh I've spent a ton of time in Japan. Not Okinawa at all, but the same is true all over Japan, except it's a bit more expensive. The thing about Japan is that prostitution is illegal, but it's not prostitution in Japan unless there's actual P in V penetration. You can get all the HJ, BJ, even anal you want and it's all perfectly legal. There's a lot of what I'd call "very creative" options over there. Unfortunately I don't travel on business anymore and it would be awfully tough for me to go over there without my family, so my overseas mongering days are long gone.

[BigCountry818]

It is predominantly a "nuru" shop, except nobody around here really does nuru. To be actual nuru you need the air mattress on the floor and the special seaweed-based nuru gel, which is expensive compared to regular massage oil. It makes a hell of a mess. You almost need a special room with a floor drain that they can just hose down after the service. I've never seen a true nuru place outside of Asia. What they call nuru around here means they get naked and slide their body on yours for a few minutes before giving you the HJ. Some places will use nuru gel for a little extra (Havana included), but it's not worth the upcharge. They don't use nearly enough of it to give that slippery effect. What Havana offers is still enjoyable, but it's a far cry from a full nuru.

Havana is HJ only. You will never get anything more than that there. They do offer prostate if you ask for it, and I think it's 50 extra.

If you are ever in Okinawa, jump in a taxi and tell the taxi driver you want a "Soapy Massage". They will know exactly where to take you. $200 paid and you get the real thing, usually by a Filipina girl. First they give you a bath and then you sit in the "easy access" chair (my favorite) then the air mattress comes out. Put this on your bucket list.

Apologies for the pictures being askew.

[Grimmy23]

Is Nuru the only Option? May want to go soon!

It is predominantly a "nuru" shop, except nobody around here really does nuru. To be actual nuru you need the air mattress on the floor and the special seaweed-based nuru gel, which is expensive compared to regular massage oil. It makes a hell of a mess. You almost need a special room with a floor drain that they can just hose down after the service. I've never seen a true nuru place outside of Asia. What they call nuru around here means they get naked and slide their body on yours for a few minutes before giving you the HJ. Some places will use nuru gel for a little extra (Havana included), but it's not worth the upcharge. They don't use nearly enough of it to give that slippery effect. What Havana offers is still enjoyable, but it's a far cry from a full nuru.

Havana is HJ only. You will never get anything more than that there. They do offer prostate if you ask for it, and I think it's 50 extra.

[GtsServe99]

Hey yall, new monger here. Looking for mp that offers FS. Any recs? Much appreciated.

[BobSF]

Hi,

Not a review but a request for updated info.

Former Angeleno coming back to LA on extended visits. Will be staying in the Highland Park / Eagle Rock area. Looking for AMPs with as a minimum, HE with possible FS. Mature providers not an issue. Wanting quality, safe, and dependable service. Monterrey Park and SGV probably best bet for accessibility. But will not rule out S. Pasadena or Eagle Rock / Glendale. Also non Asian providers are ok too.

Can reciprocate with info if visiting Tacoma-Seattle or Vancouver BC. And if course, follow up on leads developed from here.

[PriscillaM]

So, there is an epic review of sun massage at 15 xx Westwood boulevard (near the sprouts. What a total shit show that is, literally the worst produce ever. You have to fucken eat it in the parking lot before it goes bad) where the guy sucked the toes of the hand job tech named tiffany. Then another review claimed that full service may be offered from tiffany and that she was as fine as Renoir's piazza at San Marco.

I knew immediately that this tiffany would be underwhelming.

So I walk into sun massage and the place is as the kids say "dark as fuck". There is an outer area for chair massages that I assume were last used when gas was under 3 bucks. I asked for tiffany and the mamasan showed me to room 6 and instructed me to wash my hands in the toidy. I did so and noticed that there were no paper towels or hand towels. Grimmy would have lost his shit.

I walk back into 6 and lie face down with a towel over my asshole.

In walks tiffany. A solid 5. Face only a mother could love on payday, good tits, flat ass. Has a tattoo of the Ukraine or Afghanistan on her tummy and a flat ass, but very smooth skin. Has a husky voice.

She does a massage that is a bigger waste of time than preparing briefing binders for kamala.

That was about 20 min. She gets very close to the balls, but does not check for weight and texture. Comes back with a luke warm towel and wipes you down. Then she goes to downtown ballstown to tickle your asshole and balls like she is trying to play a game of pick up sticks.

She has you turn over and asks what you want, I say what is on the menu, she says hand job and how much you pay. I am like just tell me the fucken price, this is not the medical industry where there is no price discovery.

She says 100 and just to fuck with all you cheap MOFOs, I paid her the 100.

She does some admirable ball and dick work. She takes off her top to show off truly large tits. She takes off her pants, but she must have given birth to a komod dragon, her body is kind of beat. She did not show me her shaved growler. After about 15 minutes she started with the I want you to cum horseshit.

I did blast a load that felt like I was passing a kidney stone but it was not anywhere near the shit I use to pump out at goldfinger.

I did not suck her toes.

[JohnDoeisMyBro]

I went here twice. You call and they text you back. I went thru the front door the first time, and the second time, went in the back door. Mamasan is nice but all business. Saw a French black girl, thin, mid 20's. Next a Latina next time, more voluptuous. Nuru was kind of weird, don't go here for a nuru massage. Left here happy both times.

Google points to a random store, Havana has a bright blue sign above the front door, but its kind of hard to read.

What was the name of the Latina? Also has anyone seen Asia at Havana? I met Gaby and she pretty curvy. Looks like she may have had her ass done. It was a great view she she was on top of me. Her tits were natural and she took her time.

[Fruit Cake]

I went here twice. You call and they text you back. I went thru the front door the first time, and the second time, went in the back door. Mamasan is nice but all business. Saw a French black girl, thin, mid 20's. Next a Latina next time, more voluptuous. Nuru was kind of weird, don't go here for a nuru massage. Left here happy both times.

Google points to a random store, Havana has a bright blue sign above the front door, but its kind of hard to read.

Is Nuru the only Option? May want to go soon!