Massage Parlor Reports

[Davig]

Stopped by Aloha cherry met me at the window.

Escorted me to the room and told me to get ready returned a few minutes later.

Very nice relaxing massage a little attention to the boys and starfish reaching under.

On the flip very nice BBBJ Payed attention to the boys a little tickling of the starfish again.

Since I was at Aloha decided to go to the luau. She seem to enjoy it. Covered up then I traveled to the other islands. Very nice relaxing trip. Will visit the islands again.

[Selasorp]

Lucy gives hand shakes normally, but to be honest, that place is a waste, even with a hs you usually get a grandma. I have had good service there in the past, wayyy past. I have also cut a session short and demanded a refund. They are known to just toss anyone your way when you book someone specific

Was looking for a R&T. Heard HW was a good one. Went in. Mamasan. Said they were busy wait 10 min. Ok. I know hooker logic 10=20. After 20 mm came in said new girll here soon. 10 more minutes new girl shows up. Lisa / Lucy?. Paid house fee. Made sure she saw my wad of cash. Laid down. She covers me completely with a sheet. I throw that shit aside. She kept recovering me. Then started a lame massage. The uncover. Recover went on a few times. I gave her all the signals. She kept up with lame massage. Finaly the flip. I tried to persuade her. We bantered a little. Complemented each other. Being a little playful. I uncover. She recover. Finaly I stood up dressed and walked out. MM followed me outside asked what's wrong. I said NO GOOD. She said I give you discount. $10. Fuck that I just wasted 45 minutes for nothing.

Not saying this place is no good. Just relaying my experience.

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[Steve4848]

So I travel to the phoenix area and saw emma yesterday per the dream I reported on yesterday. I repeated with her this afternoon and basically same exact report. Go se emma.

Now onto the evening appointment. I had set up an appointment with Paulina Dreaming of Paulinadreaming.com. She advertises on adult search among others too. Her website is well curated and I made the appt. Via phone call then got a text. Got address after setting up a time and when I got to the lot, did a call and was guided in. Then the fun began.

Fellow mongers, this one is one card shy of a full house / on a different planet. Bottom line I willl never forget this one.

So I get into the place and she is clearly NOT the girl in the photos on her website, which she readily admits once I am on the table after being told I must shower and oblige even though I just did at my hotel. So I try to make nice and get on table and am very polite. She the launces into, no joke, 60 full minutes of non-stop talking about what I can only say are conspiracy theories. It. Was. Wild.

She was explaining to me how 5 g telecom interacts with the aluminum in vaccines to cause cancers. She went into great detail about how she basically drinks watered down chlorine to "help" her health, meanwhile she is severely skinny to the point of looking like she is on something. She told me all about her boyfriend in florida that is a programmer that she is going to live with but because he is a scorpio he doesn't talk much so doesn't match with her well. Then got a full explanation of the cat ashes in the urn on the counter, then a lesson in treating polio with herbs.

She is honestly a nice enough gal that clearly has had a bit of rough life but making due, but looks nothing like her site. And, as I said, wildly readily admits she found the photos of someone else that "looks like her" on the web.

She did a decent massage, but literally talked so much I couldn't bust.

Also, wildly, I laid out 250 for her #2 massage which on her site says 60 min. Massage and covered french, which I confirmed with her. However, no french was offered. I was treated to a full discussion of how her period was slighly off due to the imbalance in vaccines being around her from other clients. And how she combated it with the bronze mesh lining she put on her computer router and cell phone.

All in all a total waste of time, total bait and switch, and the gal lives on another planet. Save your money fellas.

I am chalking the 250 up to literally the most wild / interesting / funny / ridiculous massage provider I have ever seen, and I have seen alot in alot of cities. I will never forget this one. I mean I am literally just replaying the stuff she said in my head and patting myself on the back for even being able to stay hard during the ordeal. If you feel like blowing 250 to be entertained this is it.

Stay safe.

[BerryGood]

This old decided to go to Great Spa. I came in and was greeted by a very gorgeous girl. I paid for the hour and came in then she led me to a room. I asked what was her name and she said Sunflower. Very unique name for this place. She told she wanted something different than the usual name. To my surprise she spoke good English. She asked if I wanted a shower, I declined. Its still too cold for this old coot. I took of my clothes and lay down. She grabbed a few cloths to clean me a bit before we began. She quietly asked her what I wanted and told her. She smiled and went to get the tools to start. She came back and undressed. Boys, she has a great body. She let me grab a boob to see if they were fake and no. All natural like the dear lord made. I began to caress her. We got hot and I began so suck on her nipples. She felt like she liked it. She lay me down and began to suck on my and work down to the head. She began and felt so good. The way she caressed and lick my balls felt so good. She got me so hard that I couldn't take it anymore and asked to get on. She put on the hat for safety and climbed on. She felt so good. I could fell her even with the cover on. We moved to missionary and I just went at it. I could feel her pussy wall just grab on to my dick. Moved to standing mish where I got a little more power. Let loose and came. So good. We began to clean each other and got dressed. She is a very good conversationalist. Gave the $160 said goodby and of I went. I will comeback and see her.

[Desert Rat]

I like Great Spa and have been visiting there for a least a dozen years. I went last night and drew Apple. She is from Hong Kong and we talked about the City and gambling trips to Macau. I paid $60 to the house for an hour and $180 to her for around the world. I had a fun TS with her all over me including a BBBJ and LFK. In the room she gave a fair amateur massage. She did more BBBJ and slapped on a raincoat. She rode me forward and back. I finished pounding her in mish on the table. She was sweet, funny, and very attractive. My very mediocre Mandarin made her laugh and we hugged often during the session. A strange dude showed up as I was getting dressed and the ladies went into lockdown. Apple asked me not to leave the room. I could see from the cameras the dude had on a surgical mask and a hoodie. The other girl put the guy in a room and then they started chattering about what to do with him. I guess he stripped down and asked for a HJ so the all clear was given. I offered to stay but she said they have backup if a man gets out of hand. YMMV, but a good time was had by this old fart.

[Ddrivernkc]

Was looking for a R&T. Heard HW was a good one. Went in. Mamasan. Said they were busy wait 10 min. Ok. I know hooker logic 10=20. After 20 mm came in said new girll here soon. 10 more minutes new girl shows up. Lisa / Lucy?. Paid house fee. Made sure she saw my wad of cash. Laid down. She covers me completely with a sheet. I throw that shit aside. She kept recovering me. Then started a lame massage. The uncover. Recover went on a few times. I gave her all the signals. She kept up with lame massage. Finaly the flip. I tried to persuade her. We bantered a little. Complemented each other. Being a little playful. I uncover. She recover. Finaly I stood up dressed and walked out. MM followed me outside asked what's wrong. I said NO GOOD. She said I give you discount. $10. Fuck that I just wasted 45 minutes for nothing.

Not saying this place is no good. Just relaying my experience.

[Phx42]

Does anyone have any information on legit spas or therapists that will allow little to no draping during a body scrub or massage?

There used to be a high end spa in Scottsdale that would do body scrubs with a Vichy shower and they would not cover me at all. Nothing ever happened, but the thrill of the flash was always exciting! Looking for a similar place. Any information would be greatly appreciated.

[Steve4848]

Just stopped for a dream. Paid house fee and tossed them an extra $40. That always gets their attention. Grabbed emma and went back for TS. She's so playful and bubbly and happy. Love it. Got the great washdown, salad toss and some BBBJ. Went and played with her bean and got her going well. Back to room and the virtually non-existent massage began. Flipped and did the 69, while I enjoyed some deep covered BJ from her. Then she hopped on and rode, then mish, then flipped her doggy and really hammered on her. Pretty vocal tonight. Not sure if getting better at acting, or actually into it. She was definitely naturally wet as hell and I must confirm, the little lady is tight. Sadly these reports will ensure she's blown out in no time, but while it lasts enjoy it! Threw here 2 bills as she deserves it imo given the enthusiasm.

Interestingly, Helen wandered in and wiped me down after. She pulled her big titties out and threw her snatch up for me to rub while cleaning me up while being quite friendly. She definitely wanted a go. Likely a result of me unnecessarily throwing too much money at them, but to each their own, right? I like to throw a little more and now when I go back tomorrow they will work extra hard for the tip (I hope).

All in all, a good visit. Stay safe fellas!

[Ddrivernkc]

In reading the reviews Great Spa sounds like the place for me. However, I am traveling and staying in Scottsdale. Great Spa is 40 minutes away from my hotel and I don't have a car and Uber would be pretty $$. Are there any similar spas closer to or in Scottsdale? If not, can someone recommend a solid outcall provider?

Closest is Top Spa in Mesa. Very comparable to GS. Not sure if its close enough to Uber to though.

[MWiggly2]

In reading the reviews Great Spa sounds like the place for me. However, I am traveling and staying in Scottsdale. Great Spa is 40 minutes away from my hotel and I don't have a car and Uber would be pretty $$. Are there any similar spas closer to or in Scottsdale? If not, can someone recommend a solid outcall provider?

[Eze777]

Read a review on her last week. Almost sounded TGTBT. Well I confirm it was. Apple is a cute mid twentys girl with a smoking body. Large naturals (at least looked nat). Here's where my experience differed for last review. The main thing that drew me in was dfk. And a GFE type experience. Arrived mid day. Was greeted by the infamous Chloe. Asked for apple. Said she was busy for another ten minutes. Np I waited. Apple comes in. I was very pleased with her looks. So I went right for a dfk. To verify it was her. Yep. Dropped same tip the other reviewer paid.

I've had Apple twice now, I have pretty much no good things to say about her besides her looks. First time was a few months ago at GS. Paid for a half hour and asked for a TS first, and it was very rushed compared to usual. Back in the the room she asked what I wanted, I said BJ only today and she said okay pay first (not really against this but it's not my favorite either, I've been there enough that they should know I'll never stiff). I pay $. 2 which is my usual for BJ, and she immediately asks for more. I say that's what I always pay and she asks for $. 4 and says "baby I take care of you good". I reluctantly oblige and say "only because you're beautiful" (which I'll give her that, she is a dime. Not like she's head and heels above any of the other girls there though).

Well she didn't take care of me good like she promised. I like girls to at least try to deepthroat me with my BJ, and she wouldn't even entertain it "no too big" (and I'm not big, maybe slightly above average at best). Then she started jackhammering away while just sucking the tip, clear she was trying to rush me out the door. Finally feel like finishing when she's on her knees in front of me, I warn her and she says "not in my mouth" and moves to the side and started jerking like she wants me to finish on the tile floor. I don't fucking think so. So I have her lay on the bed and get on top and start titfucking her, tell her I want to finish on her face, she says "not on my face". Never heard so many no's at Great Spa before, really kills the mood for me. So I say fine I'll finish on your boobs, and I keep titfucking until I'm there. I warn her again and first thing she does it flinch and look away and put both hands up to block her face. I already told you I wouldn't finish on your face, WTF is your problem? After all is said and done, she wipes off her chest first with a towel, I'm waiting for her to come clean me up but she never does, just hands me a towel on her wait out the door. Doesn't walk me out, nothing. Don't know what the hell her problem was.

I got her again at Nirvana a few weeks ago. Girl who walked me to the room was a cute little thing with small boobs, was hoping to get her but nope, after I'm naked in the room in walks Apple. I almost just wanted to leave but I was thinking with the wrong head and decided to give her another shot. Half hour again, didn't ask for TS this time, got about 5 minutes of a decent massage with lots of teasing. On the flip she asked what I wanted and again I went for BJ. Didn't even want to bother haggling with her again and kill the mood for me so I just put out the $. 4, this time it's the same fucking routine but she wants $. 6 !! LOL I should just walked out then, I told her no way I always get FS for $. 6, that I'm already being very generous at $. 4 , she eventually agreed and said "next time $. 6" yeah in your f*ing dreams there will be a next time.

Usually I like to be in control for a lot of the BJ, but this time I decided to just let her take the lead and enjoy. Granted it was a lot better experience than the last BJ, maybe she has issues being submissive or something. Finally near the end I warn her and say I want to finish in her mouth, she declines and says "here baby" and aims it at her chest. And her chest is a very nice sight, I'll give her that, so I just finish up there. This time she was a lot nicer at the end at least, told me to lay down and cleaned me up with the towel and even got me dressed. Gave me a hug and a kiss and said "come see me again baby", don't think I will Apple!

[FinTheChatBois]

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[KimikoIchi]

I went to Top to see Emma.

She was there and told me she's 22. She doesn't speak English.

And her service was not great as I expected.

I would not go back to see her again.

[Ddrivernkc]

Read a review on her last week. Almost sounded TGTBT. Well I confirm it was. Apple is a cute mid twentys girl with a smoking body. Large naturals (at least looked nat). Here's where my experience differed for last review. The main thing that drew me in was dfk. And a GFE type experience. Arrived mid day. Was greeted by the infamous Chloe. Asked for apple. Said she was busy for another ten minutes. Np I waited. Apple comes in. I was very pleased with her looks. So I went right for a dfk. To verify it was her. Yep. Dropped same tip the other reviewer paid. Which is about 40 more than the std tip. Good table shower. There was no doubt she was acting. DFK, Daty, BBBJ, cfs once back in the room. Daty. Didn't want me to get near her clit. Pretty sure she didn't want to cum. Eventually I was able to cum. It took me a while as the acting on her part didn't do it for me.

There ya go. Another review to go with the stellar one.

[MWiggly2]

Senior from Chicago. I'll be in town for a conference next week. Can someone recommend an AMP / EMP near Scottsdale Road and E. Indian Bend? I think this area is Paradise Valley?

I'm either looking for a quality FS experience or a quality massage and HE. . good massage rarely goes with good FS, so I want to walk away with at least one being good. If there is a place that has both, please let me know.