Massage Parlor Reports

**PrettyBoyFL** · 03-13-22 10:51

Originally Posted by PrettyBoyFL [View Original Post]

Can someone DM me the location of MM? I really want to check out Mocha. She seems to be a crowd favorite. The location I Googled has never heard of her. Thanks in advance.

Google had me stopping a block or two earlier than I needed to. There's two other AMPs there that don't seem to be of the same caliber. Anyway, Mocha was off yesterday, but Kiki filled in nicely. Great recommendation, gentlemen. I now have a good rotation of spots to visit.

**Ucf2020** · 03-13-22 09:46

Any intel on the massage place on Bumby?

**JamesWoods68** · 03-13-22 09:41

I'm thinking of driving to Orlando just to enjoy my new wheels. Figure I should at least take the advantage of a massage right? I've been to MM once and had Baby which was amazing but I'm interested in seeing what all the talk is about at King and for the Greek. They're approximately the same distance for me and extra cash doesn't bother me. I'm basically saying I'm going to King, but reading reports it seems MM may be offering more lately and have a few new outstanding girls so thinking you guys will change my mind.

**Brittany25** · 03-13-22 08:34

In town looking for some green plants.

**Gator1961** · 03-13-22 08:29

Made my pilgrimage to Milk this week and got there maybe 15 to 20 minutes after they opened. Gave my donation and Kiko takes me to room 5 . . . Strange, but I always seem to get that room. Anyway, asked for Mocha or Kiki and neither were available. Kiko offered Sophia, but I wanted someone that I had not seen before, so she then offered Jun Jun to which I agreed. Kiko was nice during this process and did not get impatient or pissy, but just wanted to make sure I was happy. Anyway, had a great time and would definitely recommend Jun Jun. On the way out Kiko asked me how it went with JunJun and when I replied "great" she said "I told you I would take care of you". She was looking good wearing a tight blue mini dress and all I could think of was "I would like that". She didn't respond and just gave me a look. LOL. Wishful thinking.

Gator.

**Gander0101** · 03-13-22 07:14

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The next time you tell people this I will ban you.

Try me and see.

A2

**Dr Willy** · 03-13-22 01:20

Originally Posted by HotBoss [View Original Post]

I read your original post and understood it completely. I think most on this forum also understood. You're a senior member so just write what you want in your reviews (within guidelines). Hopefully we all enjoy similar experiences now and then. I would bet that Kiko likes reading reviews like yours. $$ well spent!

It's good that we can share great experiences and not just complain about the bad ones. It's kind of funny that the guy trying to give you advice has 22 posts as compared to you at 200 plus.

I know I was laughing! Sorta reminded me of my 7th Grade Basketball Coach giving "pointers" to Michael Jordan or Lebron James (that's right Batman... YOU are the Michael Jordan of mongers in this analogy! LOL!).

**HotBoss** · 03-13-22 01:01

Originally Posted by Batman6969 [View Original Post]

Dude we're just having fun we're not getting married! I am very aware of the "Dos" and "Don'ts" in the AMP world so I really don't need any "recommendations ". I appreciate your concern but I'm good. I will tell you this much, I will NEVER post a detailed post like this again. People jump to conclusions and blow it completely out of proportion. I was simply trying to share an incredible experience, which is what this forum is about, but it is obvious to be that some people on here don't see it that way.

I read your original post and understood it completely. I think most on this forum also understood. You're a senior member so just write what you want in your reviews (within guidelines). Hopefully we all enjoy similar experiences now and then. I would bet that Kiko likes reading reviews like yours. $$ well spent!

It's good that we can share great experiences and not just complain about the bad ones. It's kind of funny that the guy trying to give you advice has 22 posts as compared to you at 200 plus.

**GhostVet** · 03-12-22 21:28

Goto MM. $200 45 minutes 1 girl.

Other good spots. 200 for hh 240 for hr. One girl.

NDS.

King.

Of course it's all a dream.

Originally Posted by TCSays1990 [View Original Post]

I have never done a massage parlor visit before and I was wondering if the regulars could help me out, by quoting this or sending me a message.

My main questions are, how much would I have to have on me to have a really good time? What is the best place to visit? Who should I ask for? And do I have to set up an appointment? This is my greatest fantasy, best advice please!

**Mtnboy49** · 03-12-22 18:04

Originally Posted by HotBoss [View Original Post]

I'm not sure about the accuracy of the bar graph, but Google Maps does say that the average visit is 45 minutes. I'm kind of impressed.

That's exactly how they know. Your phone is telling Google where you are. Same way Google Maps knows there's traffic jams on the freeway. Phones are tracked. Big Brother IS watching. And listening. I was talking with my son face to face conversation at his house about maybe buying a diesel Ford pickup. My SO was in the room. The next day, she was getting adverts from the Ford dealer 2 miles from my son's place.

SIRI is also notable for having her ears wide open.

**Dr Peeper** · 03-12-22 16:44

Was needing a dream so took a trip to MM. Got there after 10 worried they wouldn't see me since the "close" at 10:30. Was told its 11:30 so gave my donation. No wait at all as went to room and in came in a very nice looking lady. Spinner with very nice top, almost anime style eyes and smile. TS was nice with the typical body slide, TUMA and BBBJ. She loved to kiss and seemed to want DATY where she "had an O". After the TS she wanted more DATY so laid down and I went in. Clean and nice, but a natural Bush. More BBBJ after she had an O on with cover then into doggy, mish then she climbed on where I had my fun. DIrty talk throughout calling me "daddy" (which I find wierd).

I was guessing it was Jun Jun from her perkiness but she said she was Gina and had just started the day before. Bra made her man-mades look better (C cup) but she is more of a large B (nice big areola).

I reccomend her. I know some of my YMMV visits are more due to my own expectations and needs at the time then with the provider.

**Bitter Melon** · 03-12-22 16:36

Originally Posted by MongerOn1961 [View Original Post]

Unfortunately it's just a business to them and treating customers fairly doesn't always occur even when you speak directly with the provider and or Momasan. What really sucks is when you bring it to both of their attention and they just ignore you and don't respond to your complaint / make it right next time. My recommendation is to move on and look for another AMP and provider in the area. Possibly return to this AMP and provider in next 6-12 months but if it happens again, sign them off. Hope this helps and happy mongering!

Agree with MongerOn. It's the fact that you requested Mocha, whereas in their minds all of the providers are equally as great. From that point I decided this hobby is not for me.

**PrettyBoyFL** · 03-12-22 15:57

Can someone DM me the location of MM? I really want to check out Mocha. She seems to be a crowd favorite. The location I Googled has never heard of her. Thanks in advance.

**Batman6969** · 03-12-22 12:40

Originally Posted by MongerOn1961 [View Original Post]

I'm jealous but I have to recommend to be very careful. Realize that it's just a business for them and she is literally working her ass off to provide for her present and future plans and possibly taking care of her family (here and / or overseas). Once she and or momasan realizes she's getting too close to you, she'll pull away and cut it off with you. Hopefully I'm wrong and you continue to have exceptional experiences. My recommendation is to start looking immediately for another provider that you connect with as a contingency plan in the event that I'm right. Happy mongering!

Dude we're just having fun we're not getting married! I am very aware of the "Dos" and "Don'ts" in the AMP world so I really don't need any "recommendations ". I appreciate your concern but I'm good. I will tell you this much, I will NEVER post a detailed post like this again. People jump to conclusions and blow it completely out of proportion. I was simply trying to share an incredible experience, which is what this forum is about, but it is obvious to be that some people on here don't see it that way.

**TCSays1990** · 03-12-22 10:17

I have never done a massage parlor visit before and I was wondering if the regulars could help me out, by quoting this or sending me a message.

My main questions are, how much would I have to have on me to have a really good time? What is the best place to visit? Who should I ask for? And do I have to set up an appointment? This is my greatest fantasy, best advice please!