Massage Parlor Reports

**Gander0101** · 03-13-22 07:14

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The next time you tell people this I will ban you.

Try me and see.

A2

**Dr Willy** · 03-13-22 01:20

Originally Posted by HotBoss [View Original Post]

I read your original post and understood it completely. I think most on this forum also understood. You're a senior member so just write what you want in your reviews (within guidelines). Hopefully we all enjoy similar experiences now and then. I would bet that Kiko likes reading reviews like yours. $$ well spent!

It's good that we can share great experiences and not just complain about the bad ones. It's kind of funny that the guy trying to give you advice has 22 posts as compared to you at 200 plus.

I know I was laughing! Sorta reminded me of my 7th Grade Basketball Coach giving "pointers" to Michael Jordan or Lebron James (that's right Batman... YOU are the Michael Jordan of mongers in this analogy! LOL!).

**HotBoss** · 03-13-22 01:01

Originally Posted by Batman6969 [View Original Post]

Dude we're just having fun we're not getting married! I am very aware of the "Dos" and "Don'ts" in the AMP world so I really don't need any "recommendations ". I appreciate your concern but I'm good. I will tell you this much, I will NEVER post a detailed post like this again. People jump to conclusions and blow it completely out of proportion. I was simply trying to share an incredible experience, which is what this forum is about, but it is obvious to be that some people on here don't see it that way.

I read your original post and understood it completely. I think most on this forum also understood. You're a senior member so just write what you want in your reviews (within guidelines). Hopefully we all enjoy similar experiences now and then. I would bet that Kiko likes reading reviews like yours. $$ well spent!

It's good that we can share great experiences and not just complain about the bad ones. It's kind of funny that the guy trying to give you advice has 22 posts as compared to you at 200 plus.

**GhostVet** · 03-12-22 21:28

Goto MM. $200 45 minutes 1 girl.

Other good spots. 200 for hh 240 for hr. One girl.

NDS.

King.

Of course it's all a dream.

Originally Posted by TCSays1990 [View Original Post]

I have never done a massage parlor visit before and I was wondering if the regulars could help me out, by quoting this or sending me a message.

My main questions are, how much would I have to have on me to have a really good time? What is the best place to visit? Who should I ask for? And do I have to set up an appointment? This is my greatest fantasy, best advice please!

**Mtnboy49** · 03-12-22 18:04

Originally Posted by HotBoss [View Original Post]

I'm not sure about the accuracy of the bar graph, but Google Maps does say that the average visit is 45 minutes. I'm kind of impressed.

That's exactly how they know. Your phone is telling Google where you are. Same way Google Maps knows there's traffic jams on the freeway. Phones are tracked. Big Brother IS watching. And listening. I was talking with my son face to face conversation at his house about maybe buying a diesel Ford pickup. My SO was in the room. The next day, she was getting adverts from the Ford dealer 2 miles from my son's place.

SIRI is also notable for having her ears wide open.

**Dr Peeper** · 03-12-22 16:44

Was needing a dream so took a trip to MM. Got there after 10 worried they wouldn't see me since the "close" at 10:30. Was told its 11:30 so gave my donation. No wait at all as went to room and in came in a very nice looking lady. Spinner with very nice top, almost anime style eyes and smile. TS was nice with the typical body slide, TUMA and BBBJ. She loved to kiss and seemed to want DATY where she "had an O". After the TS she wanted more DATY so laid down and I went in. Clean and nice, but a natural Bush. More BBBJ after she had an O on with cover then into doggy, mish then she climbed on where I had my fun. DIrty talk throughout calling me "daddy" (which I find wierd).

I was guessing it was Jun Jun from her perkiness but she said she was Gina and had just started the day before. Bra made her man-mades look better (C cup) but she is more of a large B (nice big areola).

I reccomend her. I know some of my YMMV visits are more due to my own expectations and needs at the time then with the provider.

**Bitter Melon** · 03-12-22 16:36

Originally Posted by MongerOn1961 [View Original Post]

Unfortunately it's just a business to them and treating customers fairly doesn't always occur even when you speak directly with the provider and or Momasan. What really sucks is when you bring it to both of their attention and they just ignore you and don't respond to your complaint / make it right next time. My recommendation is to move on and look for another AMP and provider in the area. Possibly return to this AMP and provider in next 6-12 months but if it happens again, sign them off. Hope this helps and happy mongering!

Agree with MongerOn. It's the fact that you requested Mocha, whereas in their minds all of the providers are equally as great. From that point I decided this hobby is not for me.

**PrettyBoyFL** · 03-12-22 15:57

Can someone DM me the location of MM? I really want to check out Mocha. She seems to be a crowd favorite. The location I Googled has never heard of her. Thanks in advance.

**Batman6969** · 03-12-22 12:40

Originally Posted by MongerOn1961 [View Original Post]

I'm jealous but I have to recommend to be very careful. Realize that it's just a business for them and she is literally working her ass off to provide for her present and future plans and possibly taking care of her family (here and / or overseas). Once she and or momasan realizes she's getting too close to you, she'll pull away and cut it off with you. Hopefully I'm wrong and you continue to have exceptional experiences. My recommendation is to start looking immediately for another provider that you connect with as a contingency plan in the event that I'm right. Happy mongering!

Dude we're just having fun we're not getting married! I am very aware of the "Dos" and "Don'ts" in the AMP world so I really don't need any "recommendations ". I appreciate your concern but I'm good. I will tell you this much, I will NEVER post a detailed post like this again. People jump to conclusions and blow it completely out of proportion. I was simply trying to share an incredible experience, which is what this forum is about, but it is obvious to be that some people on here don't see it that way.

**TCSays1990** · 03-12-22 10:17

I have never done a massage parlor visit before and I was wondering if the regulars could help me out, by quoting this or sending me a message.

My main questions are, how much would I have to have on me to have a really good time? What is the best place to visit? Who should I ask for? And do I have to set up an appointment? This is my greatest fantasy, best advice please!

**MongerOn1961** · 03-12-22 09:06

Originally Posted by Brasky [View Original Post]

Yes, I would suggest it's safe to say things are back to normal, minus losing Han River. A couple of the busted, and closed, shops have reopened with limited reviews. The Big 3 remain solid. Eve's is worth an honorable mention for inclusion to the top high end shops. Also, several quality 2nd tier shops like VIP 66 and Body Temple. One note, Hillsborough Co does not have TS, stand alone solo shower only. Pinellas does have TS, but not as wild as Orlando. Check the reviews or PM a senior monger for additional info. Cheers!

Agree with Brasky's comments. LEO is virtually non-existent now due to other competing priorities (Spring Break) for March and April timeframe. HR bust in October 2021 was all about a big bust (Robert Smith owning mult AMPs in Tampa / St Pete areas) and information operations sensationalism through local media to have an impact in this area. You're challenge will be to schedule an appointment anytime soon with Soda as she is very well known (GOAT) amongst many mongers in Tampa / St Pete areas over the past 20 yrs. Still on the menu. BBBJ, CIM, K9, 69, GFE with lots of good visuals (fake DD tits). She flip flops amongst two locations. Soda will be at PT in Pinellas Park until June then vacay then go to Yoshiko in Tampa from August through November. Happy mongering!

**Area Gentleman** · 03-12-22 09:05

Originally Posted by HotBoss [View Original Post]

I'm not sure about the accuracy of the bar graph, but Google Maps does say that the average visit is 45 minutes. I'm kind of impressed.

The Google Maps folks could get that information by reading this forum. LOL.

-AG.

**MongerOn1961** · 03-12-22 07:11

Originally Posted by LoveDatPuss [View Original Post]

Been going to MM for a while but don't post often due to the accuracy on here, however I just had to say something about kiko. She had a pissy attitude after paying the 200 fee I ask her was it going to be a wait because of the amount of cars I saw. And I had a time limit plus she usually let's me straight after paying the fee. However she took the money and said " there's a little wait. BUT if it's too long I'll give you back". I said kool after 15 min wait she led me to the right corner behind a big curtain and daid sit and wait. After other 5 min she led me in the room and said get ready I will get a nice girl for you. I ask for mocha but she didn't even respond. Anyways after getting naked and waiting another 20 min. I got up and left kiko was upset because I didn't knock before leaving the room. She handed me back the money and said if I want to play around go to other parlors. So WTF was that about. Anyways it was really weird but I've never experienced that before with her but it was weird. Anyways be safe boys have fun.

Unfortunately it's just a business to them and treating customers fairly doesn't always occur even when you speak directly with the provider and or Momasan. What really sucks is when you bring it to both of their attention and they just ignore you and don't respond to your complaint / make it right next time. My recommendation is to move on and look for another AMP and provider in the area. Possibly return to this AMP and provider in next 6-12 months but if it happens again, sign them off. Hope this helps and happy mongering!

**HotBoss** · 03-12-22 01:01

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

Note to Self: Milk Massage seems to be particularly busy on FRIDAYS!

Has anybody tried looking at that "Popular Times" bar chart that Google Maps is putting up to see if that really reflects an accurate picture of just when this place (or any place, really) is actually busy? I'm not sure how they put that data together unless they're using "meta-data" from our phones tracking data to see when there are lots of signals right AT that address.

I'm not sure about the accuracy of the bar graph, but Google Maps does say that the average visit is 45 minutes. I'm kind of impressed.

**ReviewDork** · 03-12-22 00:28

Originally Posted by Batman6969 [View Original Post]

Made my weekly trip to MM and once again I chose Kiki. I just can't seem to get enough of this girl mostly because of our chemistry. I know what she likes, she knows what I like so we always have great times together. Today I told her that I would be her slave and she could do to me whatever her little heart desired. And let me tell you she was all in. Started in the TS where she was grinding her pussy on my cock and then she slid herself up and lowered that sweet snatch on my mouth. Wasn't long and she was cumming hard. After a few minutes she started in with one of her incredible BJs and before I knew it I was feeding her breakfast. Got dried off went to the room and she had me lay on my back again. Crawled on top of me and started with some more BJ to get me at attention again and once again she started grinding her pushy on my cock again until she made herself cum for a second time. She sat back on my face again and I was burying my tongue in her pussy until she came again for a third time. After she composed herself for a minute I asked her "what would you like me to do now my dear?" She I want you to make me cum AGAIN! So she laid back on the table with her legs spread playing with herself. I watched this for a few minutes and went over to her and started eating her out again until she came a fourth time. I stood up threw on the cover and I was fucking her like there was no tomorrow. I'm sure everyone in there heard us and that's when she started arching her back and started yelling "I cum, I cum" I pulled off the cover and shot my wad right in her belly button. She sat up and said "I have never cum that many times before, you are Superman!" I'm thinking that may have been a record for me too. Kiki knew what she wanted and she made damn sure that before I left she was going to get it. She did!!

But did you tell her "I'm Batman!