Massage Parlor Reports

[RChangDatyKing]

Holy Fucking Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Wow! Did that really just happen? Yeah it did! Wow!

Sooo. I'm going to keep the bulk of the naughtiness to myself (going to hoard these memories like a dragon & their treasure).

But here are my thoughts.

1 - HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

2 - Tonight ruined this scene for me. Mina is my AMP goddess and I shall worship no other.

3 - Mina is absolutely my fucking type.

4 - Cici is pretty damn awesome and I think she appreciated me recognizing her from our first touch & go meeting when I saw Lisa & December, so knowing it was her w / o needing introductions seemed to AMP things up.

5 - How did a long 1/2 hour session feel like it was nearly twice as long?

6 - I've had a threesome-lite, but this was my first full-fledged torrid trio of bliss.

7 - I'm soooo drained, and exhausted, in all the best ways.

8 - Tonight was top 2 all-time AMP experiences for me, and that's a tie with my (former) favorite who I had extra special benefits from.

9 - Definitely planning to see her again.

10 - I left feeling like. (see attached photo).

11 - If the tall, fit looking, Asian dude w / the shaved head who went in around 8 pm tonight is in here, I was coming out of the smoke shop & heading to my car and almost said whassup. Hahaha.

Holy Fuckin. Holy Almighty. Every experience with Mina is special. No other can compare! We are all glad you are back. Please make San Diego your second home.

[DragonWolf]

You will have a memorable and fun experience.

Holy Fucking Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Wow! Did that really just happen? Yeah it did! Wow!

Sooo. I'm going to keep the bulk of the naughtiness to myself (going to hoard these memories like a dragon & their treasure).

But here are my thoughts.

1 - HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

2 - Tonight ruined this scene for me. Mina is my AMP goddess and I shall worship no other.

3 - Mina is absolutely my fucking type.

4 - Cici is pretty damn awesome and I think she appreciated me recognizing her from our first touch & go meeting when I saw Lisa & December, so knowing it was her w / o needing introductions seemed to AMP things up.

5 - How did a long 1/2 hour session feel like it was nearly twice as long?

6 - I've had a threesome-lite, but this was my first full-fledged torrid trio of bliss.

7 - I'm soooo drained, and exhausted, in all the best ways.

8 - Tonight was top 2 all-time AMP experiences for me, and that's a tie with my (former) favorite who I had extra special benefits from.

9 - Definitely planning to see her again.

10 - I left feeling like. (see attached photo).

11 - If the tall, fit looking, Asian dude w / the shaved head who went in around 8 pm tonight is in here, I was coming out of the smoke shop & heading to my car and almost said whassup. Hahaha.

[Woody68]

Weird experience. Paid the hour by appointment. She hurried the heck out of it. Five minute massage, by my choice as it sucked. BBBJ, on goes my cover (a japanese. 01 mm) as I have a hard time with plastic. She rode hard, trying to make me blow immediately, I didn't. Went doggy and was done in 20 minutes total. Then the weird. She goes in and out, while I lied there with wrap still on, twice. I was waiting for a massage after. Gave up. She even took another client next door B4 the 30 min mark, and sent in Lily (no english) to massage the other calf that rita didn't touch. Dissapointing to say the least. Maybe I try VIP. Still hard to beat the relaxed atmosphere at agencies.

Rita was likely late 20's, not so beatiful may be 6, 10 face. compared to agency, Nice body slim thick.

[RChangDatyKing]

Gents, I'm visiting SD and debating do I drive down to TJ, book an appt with a Kgirl agency, or walk into an AMP? Seems like this forum has several AMPs with providers under 30 attractive and GFE. So I'm leaning toward AMP. What would you do if you didn't have time for all 3?

Personally, I don't like to deal with the hassle of going to TJ. Yes your $$$ can go much more, but it's not for me.

If the right ladies are in town then I prefer the non rush and the more intimate setting of an apartment or condo setting through an agency. Right now Petra and KiKo are in town with SDAG so that personally would be my first choice. Be prepared to go through the extensive screening unless you are already on HX with current providers on your network.

Right now SD has some of the best talents at the AMPs. Between VIP and 108 there are 7-8 hotties now to choose from.

Welcome to San Diego!

[Woody68]

Gents, I'm visiting SD and debating do I drive down to TJ, book an appt with a Kgirl agency, or walk into an AMP? Seems like this forum has several AMPs with providers under 30 attractive and GFE. So I'm leaning toward AMP. What would you do if you didn't have time for all 3?

Agency BBFS has been my best experience by far.

Had an experience today at an AMP. Done the tj which can take hours to get back across (bring your passport) and agency is much more relaxed where the girls have never pressured or tired to hurry me out the door (at least in san diego) . Every minute is yours.

[PoonTangJohnny]

Gents, I'm visiting SD and debating do I drive down to TJ, book an appt with a Kgirl agency, or walk into an AMP? Seems like this forum has several AMPs with providers under 30 attractive and GFE. So I'm leaning toward AMP. What would you do if you didn't have time for all 3?

I would absolutely recommend a visit to VIP AMP and see if you can possibly arrange some fun with either Mina, CiCi or Jenny, you just might get lucky and get all 3 for the price of 1. Mina is leaving tonight, but she will be returning again tomorrow evening. If Eva is working, I would also recommend a trip to 108. They're not too far from each other. Whatever you decide, I hope you have a blast. Be safe.

[PoonTangJohnny]

I scheduled an appointment w / Mina for this evening, which will be my first, so I'm looking forward to living the dream for 1/2 hour. Haha.

I only experienced Lisa & Yuyu and haven't been back since, so we'll see how it goes.

With Mina, we already know how it's going to go; it's going to be a dream come true! I for one am looking forward to reading the deets afterwards. Mina, is a 1 of a kind AMP GFE unicorn. I'm jealous just thinking about how incredibly hot your experience is going to be with her.

I have another appt. Set up for CiCi later tonight, and then a Mina / CiCi 3 some tomorrow night. Man all these hot VIP sex kittens are killing me!

[Yoyo Spa]

Gents, I'm visiting SD and debating do I drive down to TJ, book an appt with a Kgirl agency, or walk into an AMP? Seems like this forum has several AMPs with providers under 30 attractive and GFE. So I'm leaning toward AMP. What would you do if you didn't have time for all 3?

[Jerry6577]

Stopped in to Serenity yesterday hoping to see Suki and her ginormous tatas, but she wasn't there. Or was busy. I drew Emily. I'd put her around 40, soft, all natural with a bit of a belly. She was nice and flirty and after I stripped down I walked over to her and started kissing her. She asked if I wanted a massage and I said no, so she left the room to get supplies. She came back and gave an ok BBJ for a few before suiting me up. I turned her around and put her in K9 on the table. It was only noon, but I smelled that not so fresh smell. That made it a lot harder for me to get off, and she took it like a champ. I won't repeat with her because I like my girls slimmer, and freshly clean. I hate to sound like I'm bagging on her because she was nice and she took care of my needs and I'm always appreciative of that. But a little hygiene goes a long way.

Emily has natural C's, definitely nowhere close to Suki's watermelons. She smelled ok, nothing fishy. I kept everything covered. Overall, a positive experience since she was patient, took directions and was accommodating. She is definitely in her early 40's but I found her very attractive. She does have a belly, but is in no way fat. I give her a thumbs up.

[RChangDatyKing]

Saw Amy today and hate to say it but this was the first time I've been disappointed by 108. Amy felt like a random girl you could find at 99% of AMPs. Really poor massage, just dug her elbows and knees into my back for 10 minutes, really weak BBBJ and service was so bad I went limp 5 minutes in so she offered to suck me off which consisted of 90% HJ 10% BJ while she fake moaned the whole time. After that we still had like 40 minutes left so she offered to give me another massage, I accepted but after 10 minutes I just got up, tipped her and left. She doesn't speak english and uses her phone to translate which is fine of she werent also texting someone the whole time she was massaging me. She's here till the 15th though.

I met Amy at 108 and agree she does not speak much or any English. But I'm not sure what you mean when you say she's felt like a random girl you could find at 99% of AMPs. Are you referring to her massage skills? What is the 99% that you are referring to? I don't think you are referring to her looks because I don't think there are 99% of girls that look like her at AMPs- cute, spinner and one I want to do the nasty with when I see her. I've been to almost 50% of the AMPs in San Diego county and almost all AMPs in the Kearny Mesa / Convoy area and I can say I've only met maybe 20% that comes close to looking as cute as Amy. I know it's been mentioned that you should not expect lots of massage at a FS spa. Eva is an exception at 108 who has massage skills.

If 99% of the girls you see at AMPs that you go to look like Amy please let me know which ones/where so I can start going there. She’s cuter than some/most of my current UTRs I see now.

[RChangDatyKing]

I met Cici back in Dec when I first went and was w / Lisa. Cici popped in to introduce herself for a light makeout and a bit of touchy-touchy. I remember thinking that even though she wasn't quite my body type (at least w / clothes on), she WAS really hot and had that kind of modelesque / celebrity face, and I remember trying to recall who she reminded me of, but was unsuccessful in that venture.

I scheduled an appointment w / Mina for this evening, which will be my first, so I'm looking forward to living the dream for 1/2 hour. Haha.

I only experienced Lisa & Yuyu (who was there as a fill-in only briefly in Dec.) and haven't been back since, so we'll see how it goes.

You will have a memorable and fun experience.

[RChangDatyKing]

Appears to be same owner, same phone just name change, maybe to attract new clients.

https://opengovus.com/san-diego-business/2015051291

Thanks for your feedback bro!

[DeeeezNutss]

Make sure to eat your wheaties LOL. Your going to have a blast man! Have fun and can't wait for your report!

I met Cici back in Dec when I first went and was w / Lisa. Cici popped in to introduce herself for a light makeout and a bit of touchy-touchy. I remember thinking that even though she wasn't quite my body type (at least w / clothes on), she WAS really hot and had that kind of modelesque / celebrity face, and I remember trying to recall who she reminded me of, but was unsuccessful in that venture.

I scheduled an appointment w / Mina for this evening, which will be my first, so I'm looking forward to living the dream for 1/2 hour. Haha.

I only experienced Lisa & Yuyu (who was there as a fill-in only briefly in Dec.) and haven't been back since, so we'll see how it goes.

[DragonWolf]

I know I'm starting to sound like a broken record, and some probably think I'm some sort of shill. But I don't care, because I'm speaking the god's honest truth, and the smart mongers know this and will back me up. So I will say it again, every girl at VIP is incredible. You cannot go wrong, and I'm dead serious about this.

The latest proof is Cici. Cici was here when they first opened up late last year. She's one of my very favorites without a doubt. She's been gone for about 4-6 weeks, so when I heard she'd be back for March, I was extremely excited as she's a 5-star provider. One word that comes to mind with Cici is genuine. Everything she does comes from a genuine place. When I walked in the door and she saw me for the first time in 4-6 weeks, she gave me a big hug and asked how I've been. She genuinely cares about you not just as a client, but as a person. She's very real with you, and those are the type of providers I gravitate to most. I would say, from a personal standpoint, she's one of the nicest people I've met in this business. I'm a pretty good judge of character, and I can tell this girl has a heart of gold!

I met Cici back in Dec when I first went and was w / Lisa. Cici popped in to introduce herself for a light makeout and a bit of touchy-touchy. I remember thinking that even though she wasn't quite my body type (at least w / clothes on), she WAS really hot and had that kind of modelesque / celebrity face, and I remember trying to recall who she reminded me of, but was unsuccessful in that venture.

I scheduled an appointment w / Mina for this evening, which will be my first, so I'm looking forward to living the dream for 1/2 hour. Haha.

I only experienced Lisa & Yuyu (who was there as a fill-in only briefly in Dec.) and haven't been back since, so we'll see how it goes.

[Mr MuffMan]

I know I'm starting to sound like a broken record, and some probably think I'm some sort of shill. But I don't care, because I'm speaking the god's honest truth, and the smart mongers know this and will back me up. So I will say it again, every girl at VIP is incredible. You cannot go wrong, and I'm dead serious about this.

The latest proof is Cici. Cici was here when they first opened up late last year. She's one of my very favorites without a doubt. She's been gone for about 4-6 weeks, so when I heard she'd be back for March, I was extremely excited as she's a 5-star provider. One word that comes to mind with Cici is genuine. Everything she does comes from a genuine place. When I walked in the door and she saw me for the first time in 4-6 weeks, she gave me a big hug and asked how I've been. She genuinely cares about you not just as a client, but as a person. She's very real with you, and those are the type of providers I gravitate to most. I would say, from a personal standpoint, she's one of the nicest people I've met in this business. I'm a pretty good judge of character, and I can tell this girl has a heart of gold!

She's also a smoking hot, young (legit mid 20's) Chinese girl with a killer body. She's got a very pretty face with long dark hair, and her English is much better than I remembered. She's tall (about 5'7") and has a super toned athletic body. Nice large B's with some of my favorite nipples to play with and suck on. She's got a flat stomach, a great ass, nice long legs (The MuffMan is also secretly a leg and foot guy, but shhh don't tell anyone) and she has a beautifully smooth fully shaved muff, with some nice meaty pussy lips (just how The MuffMan likes them). Does she provide the full VIP treatment (GFE minus BBFS)? Of course she does, she's one of the first girls to fully implement it. I'm very happy Cici is back, and I think we might be seeing more of her regularly here, which makes The MuffMan very happy.

While I was in the middle of my session with Cici, the door slowly swung open. This is actually a pretty common occurrence at VIP, as this is the place where dreams and fantasies can become reality. So I wasn't surprised that the door opened, but I was kind of surprised by who was coming in. Standing there was an absolutely STUNNING young (early 20's) beauty who introduced herself as Emily. We hadn't met yet, and she came in to introduce herself, as she heard I was a very good customer. Now mind you, I'm balls deep hitting Cici from behind, feeling that tight shaved pussy around my cock and admiring her incredible ass (damn, I'm getting excited again LOL, may need to go see Cici again today) but Emily just slowly walked over, gave me a nice wet kiss, and said "come see me next time". Look guys, as my friend The King says, we all see beauty differently and I agree with that. But to The MuffMan, Emily personifies beauty. She's young, petite (with some curves in just the right places), beautiful long hair, and an absolutely gorgeous face. I need to go see this girl real soon, like today. Wait a minute, I just said I was going to see Cici again today, decisions. I think what I will do is see Emily today, Cici tomorrow and then Jenny again on Friday. Three amazingly hot girls here this month and I will be repeating with all of them. Maybe I could just rent out one of the rooms there, seeing as I spent about half my life there already (not really too far from the truth, I'm there an obscene amount of time). This would help them as one of the rooms would always be occupied and generating revenue, and of course would make my mongering much easier. Hmmmm. I wonder how the Wi-Fi is there?

Mr MuffMan.