Massage Parlor Reports

[TheOnlyKing]

I always use this thread to find a great MP. Now is time to return the favor back and give intel.

Andie- mid late 40. Massage 8/10. Tip cost. 60.

Annie- Similar to Andie, she would lay next to you. Massage 8/10 tip cost. 60.

Jessica- play with the back door. Massage 7/10. Tip cost. 80.

[Slammer6008]

Sunny health reflex in wm. Has curtains.

Lots of older chicks. Cheap HJ and good massage $80 total for 1 hr.

Oc beauty bar. Fv. Good legit massage by hot chicks.

Jx massage. Good legit massage by mamasan. Bigins.

Worst AMPs.

Tustin / rainbow. Fugly girls. And no he. Just tease.

Tustin oasis spa. Old gilfs. Bad HJ.

White swan in Sa. Same owner as 440. Girls steal $$ from pants.

200.00 out of your trousers. LOL rookie mistake. I put mine in my socks.

[TravelerMike]

I haven't been on the road since Covid. Looks as if things are opening up, so stopped by ye old Forum to see what's up. Other than a few regulars, I notice this has largely devolved into "Give me info". Sorry to see. When I next hit OC, I'll try a couple spots I see on BP and report back.

[MrJohnnyAllen]

First time back to the OC in a while. Is the 44X Fair Drive location still operating? I see some conflicting reports here and otherwise. Was a fan of Honey Spa's lineup in general.

[Grimmy23]

I can't remember the last time I walked out of an AMP empty handed (no HE) but but the massages always suck. I'm in need of a good deep tissue massage as opposed to a lame body rubdown, obviously extras are always welcome. Any recommendations? I heard bamboo wood was good so I tried them, massage was still lacking and I wasn't a fan of the curtain setup.

I won't say much because it tends to piss a few people on here off when I talk too much about legit massage vs. What you get at AMPs, but you're absolutely right. The "massage" part of anyplace reviewed here usually ranges from "shitty" to "somewhat passable. " Honestly, deep tissue is considered a "specialty massage," and if that's what you really need / want then I strongly advise leaving it in the hands of a real CMT. Anybody not properly trained and licensed who tries giving a "deep tissue" can end up seriously hurting you. Some here would disagree with me but I would never entrust that to any $30 Chinese foot massage spa. The girls at Bamboo give a massage that feels good and might even get out a knot or two, but they're nowhere near qualified to give a therapeutic deep tissue to someone who really needs one.

That being said, there are options. You can try any of the multitude of legit Thai spas around. And once in a while you hit paydirt and find a Thai provider who will give a release at the end (but it's rare). Search for Thai here. It's been discussed fairly recently. Be careful though. Don't go in expecting a happy ending, and don't make a move on anybody hoping you'll get one. You can make a horse's ass of yourself pretty quickly.

Not in OC, but there's a CMT working out of a private office in Lakewood who gives handjobs. I've seen her once and she does give a great massage and a good HJ, but she's not exactly my cup of tea either. She's a full figured half black half Latina woman. I don't personally find her very attractive and she doesn't take any clothes off or allow much mutual touching, but she has good strong hands. Google Divine Royalty Massage and you will find her. She's 80 +tip. Typically takes 40 to get the HJ from her, so 120 out the door. If you're going primarily for a HJ it's too expensive. If you're going for just a DT massage it's too expensive. But for a good quality DT massage plus a HJ it's not a bad price.

[CalTheImpaler]

Also bring tapioca pudding an I fruit cake.

Applesauce. Pork chops and Applesauce.

[Johnny14]

Retirement home!

Yeah, get your quality enemas curtesy of Ena the sadistic nurse. BTW you could probably get some gumming action when granny takes off her false teeth for BBBJ to boost her income besides Social Security.

[Mr Plumber]

Sunny health reflex in wm. Has curtains.

Jx massage. Good legit massage by mamasan. Bigins.

Porky, where is this one? I'm going to go visit momma's bigins!

[DannyDank]

I can't remember the last time I walked out of an AMP empty handed (no HE) but but the massages always suck. I'm in need of a good deep tissue massage as opposed to a lame body rubdown, obviously extras are always welcome. Any recommendations? I heard bamboo wood was good so I tried them, massage was still lacking and I wasn't a fan of the curtain setup.

[Bronco]

Look all this stuff up. Its all here. Use all the search features. Give back some info before requesting info.

[Mr Plumber]

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[Slammer6008]

Retirement home!

Also bring tapioca pudding an I fruit cake.

[Porkys1980]

Sunny health reflex in wm. Has curtains.

Lots of older chicks. Cheap HJ and good massage $80 total for 1 hr.

Oc beauty bar. Fv. Good legit massage by hot chicks.

Jx massage. Good legit massage by mamasan. Bigins.

Worst AMPs.

Tustin / rainbow. Fugly girls. And no he. Just tease.

Tustin oasis spa. Old gilfs. Bad HJ.

White swan in Sa. Same owner as 440. Girls steal $$ from pants.

[BigBoDonk]

Any outcall providers w FS? Preferably chubby?

[LngTimeMongr]

I went to the infamous F&C and met Lucy! Seemed like no one else was there, didn't even really get a massage just went straight to business, she's down for pretty much anything. I heard someone come into the place halfway through my session and I just kept plowing away LOL. I'm looking for any spot that could offer a BBJ possibly by a Latina if possible?

Didn't you get it there?