Massage Parlor Reports

[Jjbee62]

Which country? The one with the stolen canal??

How do you steal a canal? You can't pick one up and take it home with you.

It could be one of several countries. Some cost more in airfare, some you'll spend a little more for the girls, and some aren't good places to visit right now.

The particular country isn't important, because unless you've been there and seen for yourself, you probably won't believe it.

When I go, and I'm going again at the end of April, I spend more on airfare and lodging, I don't fly on the no frills airlines and I prefer a nice apartment over a basic hotel room. I spend less on food, although I like to hit a few of the high end restaurants. I also spend less per hour for the girls because most will stay for 2 or more hours. That's one advantage on spending more for a nicer apartment.

[AllanParke]

Yes. Although I haven't checked it out in Chicago, trying things in other places is great. Best of all, no matter what, it will help your appreciation for the hobby.

Better yet, grab your passport and get out of the country for a week. You'll find women who will blow your mind for much less. Here's a sample budget for 7 nights:

Airfare $500.

Hotel $280.

Meals $250.

Taxis $100.

14 women (2/ day) mid-range $210 (30 minute sessions).

(Yes, $15 for a $30 minute CFS / CBJ session is available).

7 women upper-range $350 (60 minute sessions).

Bottle of water not included. (Yes, you can get 60 minutes or more for $50).

For about $1500 you can have sessions with 7-14 girls, all early 20's and hot.

That costs $1400 for 7 hour AMP visits and $2520 for 14 half hour visits (CFS).

Which country? The one with the stolen canal??

[OhSpooner]

​Due to age and health issues, I only look for a great deep tissue massage. Going to legit businesses I am always covered and I never 'flirt' with the therapist. After the flip I find that a 'front' massage differs with the therapist. Some Asian women will end the massage in a unique way. They spread my legs apart and sit between them. Both legs are massaged starting at my ankles. When they get to the thighs the towel is pushed up, but still covering my junk. After some deep massaging they cup their hands and hit the thighs which produces a loud clapping sound. Am I wrong in thinking that this is some sort of 'test'? To see if I would want a happy ending. Hoping some of the very experienced guys will help me make sense of this. Thank you for any help and stay safe.

It is not a "test" to see if you are interested in more than a massage. It is typically done at the end of the massage. Tapotement is a specific technique used in Swedish massage. It is a rhythmic percussion, most frequently administered with the edge of the hand, a cupped hand or the tips of the fingers. There are five types of tapotement including Beating (closed fist lightly hitting area), Slapping (use of fingers to gently slap), Hacking (use the edge of hand on pinky finger side), Tapping (use just fingertips) and Cupping (make your hand look like a cup and gently tap area). It is primarily used to "wake up" the nervous system and also as a stimulating stroke which can release lymphatic build up in the back.

[Tiger666]

Was it just a standard HE finish or? Care to elaborate?

Am talking about FS everything you want, I think this place is going to crazy busy with all those hot talent. So let take it easy and make it last.

[Zerbert003]

I love Monica Spa and I have no regrets about among the many options west side. I was greeted by three girls who were much younger and prettier than the other AMP. One of them was tall named Amber I got everything I wanted from her.

Yes, agreed. Amber gave me all I wanted and then some. She is at least 5'9" possibly taller with legs that nearly wrapped around me a few times. The other girl was much more typical hieght but she was very pretty as well. Both are some of the top best looking AMPs I've seen. I have no idea about the massage as I am there to get one thing and make it last the whole 1/2 hour or hour which ever. I make sure they know what I want right off the bat.

[Tgbg1380]

​Due to age and health issues, I only look for a great deep tissue massage. Going to legit businesses I am always covered and I never 'flirt' with the therapist. After the flip I find that a 'front' massage differs with the therapist. Some Asian women will end the massage in a unique way. They spread my legs apart and sit between them. Both legs are massaged starting at my ankles. When they get to the thighs the towel is pushed up, but still covering my junk. After some deep massaging they cup their hands and hit the thighs which produces a loud clapping sound. Am I wrong in thinking that this is some sort of 'test'? To see if I would want a happy ending. Hoping some of the very experienced guys will help me make sense of this. Thank you for any help and stay safe.

Personally I think it's to let other therapist know that they are close to being done with you. I've only experienced it when multiple therapist are working, again just my opinion.

[Harley1961]

Thank to you I went there today. Pick Anna wow she hot 30 ish. Massage suck, but the finish was awesome she really love what she is doing.

Was it just a standard HE finish or? Care to elaborate?

[Ineed Amedic]

Thanks to the posts here I found myself at Sweet when I was passing through a few weeks ago and had a great experience. Didn't get a name but was greeted by a tallish lady mid-30's in a little pleated skirt. Asked for 1 hour and a TS. Shower was great. Flirty throughout. Massage was good to start. A little teasing and lifted hips led to the flip. $. 40 FS without any negotiation. She did ask if I had a cover, which I don't mind providing. She stripped down entirely and I was ready to go so skipped any BJ, so can't report on BBBJ or CBJ. FS was fun. Cleanup after and was on my way.

Thanks again for all the reports.

[Tiger666]

New lady, Anna. WoW!

Thank to you I went there today. Pick Anna wow she hot 30 ish. Massage suck, but the finish was awesome she really love what she is doing.

[AnonIndy]

​Due to age and health issues, I only look for a great deep tissue massage. Going to legit businesses I am always covered and I never 'flirt' with the therapist. After the flip I find that a 'front' massage differs with the therapist. Some Asian women will end the massage in a unique way. They spread my legs apart and sit between them. Both legs are massaged starting at my ankles. When they get to the thighs the towel is pushed up, but still covering my junk. After some deep massaging they cup their hands and hit the thighs which produces a loud clapping sound. Am I wrong in thinking that this is some sort of 'test'? To see if I would want a happy ending. Hoping some of the very experienced guys will help me make sense of this. Thank you for any help and stay safe.

I've interpreted this as a test in the past, but when I inquired the response was "No. " This has happened to me more than once. My best guess is they use this technique to pique your interest and get you to come back again.

[Jeast72]

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[McDull]

Listening in on other's reports, I decided to try out this west side place, and it was a great decision. I didn't get her name right (started with an "A" House free for 30 minutes was $. 4 and easy negotiations after the flip for L2. The girl merry me at the door in her neglige and she it's tall and is at least a 7. 5 on the scale! Wow!

I love Monica Spa and I have no regrets about among the many options west side. I was greeted by three girls who were much younger and prettier than the other AMP. One of them was tall named Amber I got everything I wanted from her.

[Fredhand]

​Due to age and health issues, I only look for a great deep tissue massage. Going to legit businesses I am always covered and I never 'flirt' with the therapist. After the flip I find that a 'front' massage differs with the therapist. Some Asian women will end the massage in a unique way. They spread my legs apart and sit between them. Both legs are massaged starting at my ankles. When they get to the thighs the towel is pushed up, but still covering my junk. After some deep massaging they cup their hands and hit the thighs which produces a loud clapping sound. Am I wrong in thinking that this is some sort of 'test'? To see if I would want a happy ending. Hoping some of the very experienced guys will help me make sense of this. Thank you for any help and stay safe.

[Thaute]

Went to the place on KY ave a few weeks ago after somebody posted a good review. The place was insanely busy. I walked in after a guy and then had like 5 people come in while I was there. There were 2 guys so desperate that they just came in and sat in an empty room to wait like 30 minutes. Walked out and there were 2 guys waiting in there cars. Jeez. Won't be back.

My last two AMP trips have been like that. At KY ave, I got shorted time because multiple guys came in and my hour massage turned into me being in there for less than a half hour. When she walked me out a guy was waiting right inside the door. A little awkward. Last week at Monica similar thing. Told to wait in room, she walked guy out, moved to room they were in which I'm sure no towel or anything was changed on because it was so quick. Probably cum still on it. Got a HH and I was in and out in less than 15 minutes with one of the worst non existent massages and super rushed FS, probably because while I was there two people ran the door bell. I'm done with AMPs for a while.