Massage Parlor Reports

[Tiger666]

New lady, Anna. WoW!

Thank to you I went there today. Pick Anna wow she hot 30 ish. Massage suck, but the finish was awesome she really love what she is doing.

[AnonIndy]

​Due to age and health issues, I only look for a great deep tissue massage. Going to legit businesses I am always covered and I never 'flirt' with the therapist. After the flip I find that a 'front' massage differs with the therapist. Some Asian women will end the massage in a unique way. They spread my legs apart and sit between them. Both legs are massaged starting at my ankles. When they get to the thighs the towel is pushed up, but still covering my junk. After some deep massaging they cup their hands and hit the thighs which produces a loud clapping sound. Am I wrong in thinking that this is some sort of 'test'? To see if I would want a happy ending. Hoping some of the very experienced guys will help me make sense of this. Thank you for any help and stay safe.

I've interpreted this as a test in the past, but when I inquired the response was "No. " This has happened to me more than once. My best guess is they use this technique to pique your interest and get you to come back again.

[Jeast72]

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[RealReviews]

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[McDull]

Listening in on other's reports, I decided to try out this west side place, and it was a great decision. I didn't get her name right (started with an "A" House free for 30 minutes was $. 4 and easy negotiations after the flip for L2. The girl merry me at the door in her neglige and she it's tall and is at least a 7. 5 on the scale! Wow!

I love Monica Spa and I have no regrets about among the many options west side. I was greeted by three girls who were much younger and prettier than the other AMP. One of them was tall named Amber I got everything I wanted from her.

[Fredhand]

​Due to age and health issues, I only look for a great deep tissue massage. Going to legit businesses I am always covered and I never 'flirt' with the therapist. After the flip I find that a 'front' massage differs with the therapist. Some Asian women will end the massage in a unique way. They spread my legs apart and sit between them. Both legs are massaged starting at my ankles. When they get to the thighs the towel is pushed up, but still covering my junk. After some deep massaging they cup their hands and hit the thighs which produces a loud clapping sound. Am I wrong in thinking that this is some sort of 'test'? To see if I would want a happy ending. Hoping some of the very experienced guys will help me make sense of this. Thank you for any help and stay safe.

[Thaute]

Went to the place on KY ave a few weeks ago after somebody posted a good review. The place was insanely busy. I walked in after a guy and then had like 5 people come in while I was there. There were 2 guys so desperate that they just came in and sat in an empty room to wait like 30 minutes. Walked out and there were 2 guys waiting in there cars. Jeez. Won't be back.

My last two AMP trips have been like that. At KY ave, I got shorted time because multiple guys came in and my hour massage turned into me being in there for less than a half hour. When she walked me out a guy was waiting right inside the door. A little awkward. Last week at Monica similar thing. Told to wait in room, she walked guy out, moved to room they were in which I'm sure no towel or anything was changed on because it was so quick. Probably cum still on it. Got a HH and I was in and out in less than 15 minutes with one of the worst non existent massages and super rushed FS, probably because while I was there two people ran the door bell. I'm done with AMPs for a while.

[RealReviews]

Went to the place on KY ave a few weeks ago after somebody posted a good review. The place was insanely busy. I walked in after a guy and then had like 5 people come in while I was there. There were 2 guys so desperate that they just came in and sat in an empty room to wait like 30 minutes. Walked out and there were 2 guys waiting in there cars. Jeez. Won't be back.

[ItsReal]

Consider yourself lucky you got any relief at all going so soon after they were raided. These gals are usually too paranoid to come anywhere near junior right after LEO comes in on them.

It was Friday night hadn't heard about LEO.

[ChrisRock]

Anyone figure out if AMC is still open? It was reported a few days ago, lights off, doors locked.

Just to be clear this is on 82nd down and across from Joe the Trader.

[DuggerJug]

Yes. Although I haven't checked it out in Chicago, trying things in other places is great. Best of all, no matter what, it will help your appreciation for the hobby.

Better yet, grab your passport and get out of the country for a week. You'll find women who will blow your mind for much less. Here's a sample budget for 7 nights:

Airfare $500.

Hotel $280.

Meals $250.

Taxis $100.

14 women (2/ day) mid-range $210 (30 minute sessions).

(Yes, $15 for a $30 minute CFS / CBJ session is available).

7 women upper-range $350 (60 minute sessions).

Bottle of water not included. (Yes, you can get 60 minutes or more for $50).

For about $1500 you can have sessions with 7-14 girls, all early 20's and hot.

That costs $1400 for 7 hour AMP visits and $2520 for 14 half hour visits (CFS).

Been to this city in mexico a few times for work. Activity is legal there and the ladies are health screened and everything. For 2000 pesos (100 US) you can get an hour with a centerfold quality girl total GFE and everything on the menu. 4 night excursion rates with hotel and air fare run about 700 pre covid. Beverly hills esque area and the food is awesome.

https://mx.sustitutas.com/escorts-putas-queretaro

[Jeast72]

I decided to check this place out again because I haven't been here for a long time. When I first arrived, I was told 40 for a HHR. I said sure. I was led to the furthest cubby room. Anyway, told to remove all clothes. Felt strange since the Asian woman stayed and watched me struggle to get undressed in such a tiny spot. She continued with a fairly strong, almost rough massage. I even had to ask her to go lighter at times. At the very end, she did a slight tickle of the boys, but barely enough to be aroused. She told me to turn over and motioned BJ for. Sure. Well, instead she gave me a HJ release, but didn't ask for the tip up front. (only thing good about my experience here). Upon leaving, I dropped 80 roses in her hand while heading out, although I probably could have bailed without tipping cause she didn't seem to be waiting for me anyway when leaving. I had to get her attention to tip her. Total damage was 120 roses. Probably won't repeat. Good luck gents.

Sometimes if they hold their hand up high when motioning for the HJ it looks like a BJ motion. I've been fooled by this before so I usually make sure we're clear before tipping. Since she didn't ask for the tip up front, it doesn't sound like she was just trying to con you out of a bigger tip.

[Stroker69]

I decided to check this place out again because I haven't been here for a long time. When I first arrived, I was told 40 for a HHR. I said sure. I was led to the furthest cubby room. Anyway, told to remove all clothes. Felt strange since the Asian woman stayed and watched me struggle to get undressed in such a tiny spot. She continued with a fairly strong, almost rough massage. I even had to ask her to go lighter at times. At the very end, she did a slight tickle of the boys, but barely enough to be aroused. She told me to turn over and motioned BJ for. Sure. Well, instead she gave me a HJ release, but didn't ask for the tip up front. (only thing good about my experience here). Upon leaving, I dropped 80 roses in her hand while heading out, although I probably could have bailed without tipping cause she didn't seem to be waiting for me anyway when leaving. I had to get her attention to tip her. Total damage was 120 roses. Probably won't repeat. Good luck gents.

[Jeast72]

Desperation hit so headed over to classic spa, OLD lady but WTF needed relief. Paid 40 for 1/2 decent massage some teasing. Better with face down couldn't see anything. On flip jr was taken care of but then I was ready to run. Would I repeat? Well. When I get desperate again without options yes, if I have time to travel somewhere better then no.

Consider yourself lucky you got any relief at all going so soon after they were raided. These gals are usually too paranoid to come anywhere near junior right after LEO comes in on them.

[ItsReal]

Desperation hit so headed over to classic spa, OLD lady but WTF needed relief. Paid 40 for 1/2 decent massage some teasing. Better with face down couldn't see anything. On flip jr was taken care of but then I was ready to run. Would I repeat? Well. When I get desperate again without options yes, if I have time to travel somewhere better then no.