Stupid Shit In San Diego

[Ryan1979]

I learned this lesson the hard way, way back in the day w / strippers. Never loan them money based on almost certainly empty promises. If they want to earn it right away, then let's talk, otherwise GTFO w / that nonsense.

With any girl in the sex industry, that I see outside of their work environment, I make it clear that I am not a sugar daddy. This usually leads to fun conversation, but if not the red flags start waving and that girl becomes history or strictly a pleasurable business relationship. BTW I never do loans for family, friends and especially girls I hardly know. Loans break many relationships so best not to "loan" anyone you care about money.

With both spa girls or civies, if they "expect" money or luxuries from me, our friendship ends. Before anyone starts chiming in that's what all girls are looking for, I've made many long lasting friendships with both working girls and civies that insist on paying for dining, buying me things, exchanging red envelopes, etc. Just like regular friends that treat and care for each other, because we are true friends or FWB's (Friends with benefits) as I like to think of them.

On the sly side, it depends on the girl. If I sense a girl is waving their pussy carrot in front of me, I can wave that cash carrot in front of them taking advantage of their charms while never actually spending any real cash. Tit for tat.

[DragonWolf]

First lesson in hobbying- Never loan money to an escort, especially one that gives promises that next time will be better; let's get dinner, etc.

I did say my new friend is an UTR nonFS masseuse and not a GPS escort. LOL. Yeah this hottie didn't even want the tip the second appointment that I gave her a massage so she's not a GPS want-to-be escort. She's definitely an UTR candidate. LOL.

I learned this lesson the hard way, way back in the day w / strippers. Never loan them money based on almost certainly empty promises. If they want to earn it right away, then let's talk, otherwise GTFO w / that nonsense.

[Ryan1979]

No baby, but if you're ever lonely and need some good loving, I'm always here for you. Booyah!

BTW: "No" in Mandarin is pronounced Bu or Boo.

Baby steps til she pops the question batting her eyes at you!

"Baby" or "Honey" can I borrow $500?

Than she whispers we go all the way next time, than never getting all the way?

Are you going to do it?

[Ryan1979]

It takes a real man to admit they're pussy whipped. LOL! JK bro. But seriously, some of the posts are obvious who's who.

Personally I do date civi's but love women and variety. From my perspective I'm not paying these working girls to be my 1 hour or more girlfriend. I'm paying them so I can walk away no strings attached.

Stay thirsty my friend!

Hell yeah, I like to think I'm their boyfriends when we are passionately making love; and they continue to think of me even days after our sessions. Thanks for all the I miss you texts ladies. LOL.

Pussy whipped- I think we all are, otherwise why would we be paying so much money when we all can be dating a civi girl. Also I believed some of us are probably married or in relationships. Yes, Im a little pussy whipped. Lol

[AeroStartC]

First lesson in hobbying- Never loan money to an escort, especially one that gives promises that next time will be better; let's get dinner, etc.

We learn it, we teach it, and we preach it. Then wham, a few good times with a nice looking, down on her luck girl, and we do it again.

Meeting a nice looking gal outside one of the local hotel chains, led to her phone number. Shortly after that, voice and text started flowing, and our first "date" was set up. It went perfectly, and she mentioned that it was her first time going to a hotel with a guy that she had just met who was able to help her out. I found that hard to believe, but accepted. A second meeting followed, and this was better than the first.

I was out of town for a few days, and she wanted me to send her some cash via Venmo or CashApp. Red Flag. I told her that I did not use either, and was unable. She thanked me anyway. After my return, we had plans to meet again. She came up with a need for the cash that I would have paid her, needing it right away. She promised a friend was going to join us the next day in return for my advancing the cash to her. So I advanced (gave) her the cash, and immediately had a bad feeling about all of this. She never did show up, and does not answer her texts or phone now.

As in all endeavors that take years to perfect, mistakes will be made along the way. Many endeavors are very successful, but if you forget the basics, you can be hurt. The only difference between a novice and an experienced veteran, is that the vet knows how to cover up his mistakes better. LOL. Enjoy the journey gentlemen, it is a great ride.

[MaximusKahn]

The providers are in the business to make money.

If you visit a lot, it probably follows that you spend a lot, and if you also treat them very nicely they are very likely going to give you special privileges.

They'll be happy to play girl friend, and let you play boyfriend. You are a good steady source of money, and you treat them right, what's not to like about you?

If you visit them so much and treat them so well that they won't take your money, or give you money back because you tipped "too much" well I say good for you.

If you share contact information, it would only follow that they would want to have you come back and would send you texts to bring you back. Wouldn't you call a good customer back who brings money to your business?

It would not be a surprise to learn that many of the women are searching for their American White Knight, so watch out for the ones who get too close.

What ever your impression of your relationship with the girls, thanks to all the mongers who spend their time and money with the girls and share their experience in these forums.

[ADwightSchrute]

Hell yeah, I like to think I'm their boyfriends when we are passionately making love; and they continue to think of me even days after our sessions. Thanks for all the I miss you texts ladies. LOL.

Pussy whipped- I think we all are, otherwise why would we be paying so much money when we all can be dating a civi girl. Also I believed some of us are probably married or in relationships. Yes, Im a little pussy whipped. Lol

Civi pussy can have lots of baggage with it. Sometimes it's the thrill of an AMP girl that helps get you off. You get to do things you normally wouldn't do and won't be judge for it per day. Sometimes we all just want a different flavor, like a kid at ice cream store "I just want to try different flavors out. ".

[RChangDatyKing]

Baby steps til she pops the question batting her eyes at you!

"Baby" or "Honey" can I borrow $500?

Than she whispers we go all the way next time, than never getting all the way?

Are you going to do it?

First lesson in hobbying- Never loan money to an escort, especially one that gives promises that next time will be better; let's get dinner, etc.

I did say my new friend is an UTR nonFS masseuse and not a GPS escort. LOL. Yeah this hottie didn't even want the tip the second appointment that I gave her a massage so she's not a GPS want-to-be escort. She's definitely an UTR candidate. LOL.

[DragonWolf]

Yep, I am definitely pussy whipped. I met a masseuse at a nonFS spa and think I'm in love. LOL. I saw her twice yesterday, and already saw her again this afternoon. She couldn't do multiple hours earlier because she had other appointments, but I have another appointment with her later this evening. She gives the most sensuous HJ for my first appointment. My second appointment she let me massaged her beautiful body. Her boobs are amazing. Earlier today we did some light kissing. Baby steps but I'm loving the slow getting to "know you" moments. This might be my favorite UTR yet. Hell yeah, I'm pussy whipped.

Stupid shit in SD has me seeking Fun Times in TJ. LOL.

Saw an old favorite here in southern SD (AMP FS massage), and while it was pretty decent, it actually didn't meet expectations and didn't compare to sooo many of the other sessions w / her.

So I hopped the border and had one dud of a session, followed-up by an awesome session that I extended for another hour, because I couldn't let her go before getting inside her one last time (until next time). This 2nd provider, if she were any better looking and w / o kids, could very possibly have me whipped. She's definitely on my to-do (again) list. *whip-crack off in the distance*.

[HapaBoy86]

Yep, I am definitely pussy whipped. I met a masseuse at a nonFS spa and think I'm in love. LOL. I saw her twice yesterday, and already saw her again this afternoon. She couldn't do multiple hours earlier because she had other appointments, but I have another appointment with her later this evening. She gives the most sensuous HJ for my first appointment. My second appointment she let me massaged her beautiful body. Her boobs are amazing. Earlier today we did some light kissing. Baby steps but I'm loving the slow getting to "know you" moments. This might be my favorite UTR yet. Hell yeah, I'm pussy whipped.

Baby steps til she pops the question batting her eyes at you!

"Baby" or "Honey" can I borrow $500?

Than she whispers we go all the way next time, than never getting all the way?

Are you going to do it?

[RChangDatyKing]

Yep, I am definitely pussy whipped. I met a masseuse at a nonFS spa and think I'm in love. LOL. I saw her twice yesterday, and already saw her again this afternoon. She couldn't do multiple hours earlier because she had other appointments, but I have another appointment with her later this evening. She gives the most sensuous HJ for my first appointment. My second appointment she let me massaged her beautiful body. Her boobs are amazing. Earlier today we did some light kissing. Baby steps but I'm loving the slow getting to "know you" moments. This might be my favorite UTR yet. Hell yeah, I'm pussy whipped.

[RChangDatyKing]

Personally, I suspect the more adamant posts are from boyfriends or pussy whipped mongers chiming in. I'm with the other dude that mentioned grabbing the popcorn and enjoy the entertainment.

Hell yeah, I like to think I'm their boyfriends when we are passionately making love; and they continue to think of me even days after our sessions. Thanks for all the I miss you texts ladies. LOL.

Pussy whipped- I think we all are, otherwise why would we be paying so much money when we all can be dating a civi girl. Also I believed some of us are probably married or in relationships. Yes, I’m a little pussy whipped. Lol

[The DudeInSd]

One day, Bill had a monger urge and went to the spa Asia Zill.

There he got to fill a beauty named Jill who gave him such an amazing thrill.

Bill told Phil, and so Phil went to see Jill at Asia Zill.

But Jill was busy, so Phil got to see Lill who was as cute as Jill.

Phil put the drill to Lill and found she had such skill that he too felt a thrill.

Bill posted his thrill with Jill, and Phil shared the skill he found with Lill.

Will read the posts and went to see Jill or Lill at Asia Zill.

Will got Jill and thought she was ill because she lied there completely still which lacked any thrill as he worked his drill.

Love it, thanks for the laugh.

Keep on rockin' in the Free world.

[MaximusKahn]

One day, Bill had a monger urge and went to the spa Asia Zill.

There he got to fill a beauty named Jill who gave him such an amazing thrill.

Bill told Phil, and so Phil went to see Jill at Asia Zill.

But Jill was busy, so Phil got to see Lill who was as cute as Jill.

Phil put the drill to Lill and found she had such skill that he too felt a thrill.

Bill posted his thrill with Jill, and Phil shared the skill he found with Lill.

Will read the posts and went to see Jill or Lill at Asia Zill.

Will got Jill and thought she was ill because she lied there completely still which lacked any thrill as he worked his drill.

Will prefers to drill his favorite girl Yill at Asian Dill for an amazing thrill and posts for all to read.

Will was not happy with Jill at Asia Zill, because he got nill, and said Bill must be a Shill.

Bill read the post were Will said he was a Shill and said WTF?

Phil told Bill to just swallow the pill and go back and drill Jill for another thrill and not bother with Will.

Gill then posts that Yill at Asian Dill was a thrill, and Will agrees, so Gill is not a Shill to Will, but Bill is.

Bill and Phil go fill and drill Jill and Lill for the thrill and the skill again, and then go get a few beers and laugh.

I think the next day Bill and Phil played golf.

(If anything here resembles anything or anyone, it is by pure coincidence, or the result of a guilty conscience. The names have been changed to hide the guilty and protect the innocent, it is for entertainment purposes only. If you find it humorous I'm glad, if you take it too seriously I think that is sad).

[Ryan1979]

How can I be a shill when I have reviewed over 100 girls that are not affiliated w Cris? Am I a shill for all of them?

Don't sweat it. The smarter readers can determine who is shilling, white knighting, bull shitting and even if they can't, they'll figure it out at the point of action and hopefully set the record straight.

Personally, I suspect the more adamant posts are from boyfriends or pussy whipped mongers chiming in. I'm with the other dude that mentioned grabbing the popcorn and enjoy the entertainment.