Humaniplex

[MR Nimbus]

Ugh, sorry man. That shit is so lame. I used to wait. I don't any more and I leave with zero remorse. When they say they are ready, I am happy to say. "I left".

SMH and Eff that.

I've never experienced that with my regular chicks I see. If anything it's just being honest either they are busy for the day and will tell you or it's come over at 2 pm and that's that no bullshit. What sucks is I left with blue balls cause she got me riled up in text. Sneaky devil that one.

[FacePalm99]

And yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder but GAD DAMN. I STILL think she is FUCKING GORGEOUS. After X amount of years. Best of all, the shit is reeealllly good. Like REALLY good. LOLOLOL.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LanaLoveLane

Her HX network is painted red. Several reports of her setting guys up to get robbed by her pimp / boyfriend / baby-daddy.

[PayPalMakesMon]

Same here, been married 7 years, wife blew up after marriage, easily gained 40 lbs and we haven't even had kids yet. I know it's a terrible thing to say but I lost my attraction to her. I was on HX before marriage and girls are younger and hotter. Sometimes I just don't need that emotional connection.

Thank the lord for HX!

[IslaVista]

Been married 5 years. For some reason I'm losing interest in wanting to have sex with the wife because of my access to HX. It's so accessible for me to log in and choose from many great selections. Anyone else having this problem?

Same here, been married 7 years, wife blew up after marriage, easily gained 40 lbs and we haven't even had kids yet. I know it's a terrible thing to say but I lost my attraction to her. I was on HX before marriage and girls are younger and hotter. Sometimes I just don't need that emotional connection.

[PayPalMakesMon]

Let's trade as in, I'm addicted to this site because my wife don't want to have sex. LOL.

I think the problem is that sex here comes with how you want it and no drama and the sex with the wife is the same and there is no anticipation and no surprises. With these girls it's new and you don't know what to expect which makes it exciting. Sorry buddy the sex with the wife is never going to be the same.

Well said! Haha damn especially in Orange County the options are just everywhere!! 😭128557;.

[PayPalMakesMon]

Please send a pic of your wife, I might be able to help so that you can focus on HX.

Haha! Good one.

[HapaBoy86]

Please send a pic of your wife, I might be able to help so that you can focus on HX.

Bro, that hilarious.

[Taws6]

Please send a pic of your wife, I might be able to help so that you can focus on HX.

Hell, I'd hit nearly anything that walks, for instance, Lucy at F&C.

Sorry 'about the trouble with the wife.

Tough issue I know, we as guys tend to come in last after kids, job, house & other shit.

Take her to a sex shop. Have her pick out what she wants.

[ChrisPoontang]

Been married 5 years. For some reason I'm losing interest in wanting to have sex with the wife because of my access to HX. It's so accessible for me to log in and choose from many great selections. Anyone else having this problem?

Please send a pic of your wife, I might be able to help so that you can focus on HX.

[NailBoiz1]

Been married 5 years. For some reason I'm losing interest in wanting to have sex with the wife because of my access to HX. It's so accessible for me to log in and choose from many great selections. Anyone else having this problem?

Let's trade as in, I'm addicted to this site because my wife don't want to have sex. LOL.

I think the problem is that sex here comes with how you want it and no drama and the sex with the wife is the same and there is no anticipation and no surprises. With these girls it's new and you don't know what to expect which makes it exciting. Sorry buddy the sex with the wife is never going to be the same.

[PayPalMakesMon]

Been married 5 years. For some reason I'm losing interest in wanting to have sex with the wife because of my access to HX. It's so accessible for me to log in and choose from many great selections. Anyone else having this problem?

[HapaBoy86]

Just remember she is a lot older than those pics she keeps posting.

And, a lot squishier and fugly when the door opens!

[Rrod1114]

I'm going to address the discussions of her from last year. Idk how she used to be (assuming all the pics were her), but these days she's absolutely rotund. She might've gotten knocked up. I had an okay time with her and she was very kind and all, but what you see in those pics is not what you're getting. The widest image that's the oldest in terms of upload date is the most accurate and you can tell by her arms she's packing. Short and round is my most disliked body type, so she wasn't for me. Good bum and BJ, but that's about it for me in terms of service. This crew has been my favourite so far, but this was the first miss.

Shame. I saw her a couple of years ago. She wasn't fat. Pics were a good representation. She was "slim / thick" if you will. Nice tits and plump ass. But I did see the potential of her blowing up if she didn't work out or if she had a baby.

Baby makes sense since she was MIA for about a year.

[Bla Bla]

What's the word on this little Bird?? Her Greek option I'm very tempted getting in that starfish.

I saw her before she had her implants taken out. She was fun.

[GuysTT2]

Did not get so lucky like some of you.My timer is started. 5 o clock rolls around she texts me 'hey' I said hey gorgeous! 520 rolls around at that point I'm done I leave. 630 she texts me ready in 10 minutes. 7 pm she says ok I'm ready now. Time is of the essence with me my guess either she can't tell time or she just doesn't care.

Ugh, sorry man. That shit is so lame. I used to wait. I don't any more and I leave with zero remorse. When they say they are ready, I am happy to say. "I left".

SMH and Eff that.