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[Taws6]

Please send a pic of your wife, I might be able to help so that you can focus on HX.

Hell, I'd hit nearly anything that walks, for instance, Lucy at F&C.

Sorry 'about the trouble with the wife.

Tough issue I know, we as guys tend to come in last after kids, job, house & other shit.

Take her to a sex shop. Have her pick out what she wants.

[ChrisPoontang]

Been married 5 years. For some reason I'm losing interest in wanting to have sex with the wife because of my access to HX. It's so accessible for me to log in and choose from many great selections. Anyone else having this problem?

Please send a pic of your wife, I might be able to help so that you can focus on HX.

[NailBoiz1]

Been married 5 years. For some reason I'm losing interest in wanting to have sex with the wife because of my access to HX. It's so accessible for me to log in and choose from many great selections. Anyone else having this problem?

Let's trade as in, I'm addicted to this site because my wife don't want to have sex. LOL.

I think the problem is that sex here comes with how you want it and no drama and the sex with the wife is the same and there is no anticipation and no surprises. With these girls it's new and you don't know what to expect which makes it exciting. Sorry buddy the sex with the wife is never going to be the same.

[PayPalMakesMon]

Been married 5 years. For some reason I'm losing interest in wanting to have sex with the wife because of my access to HX. It's so accessible for me to log in and choose from many great selections. Anyone else having this problem?

[HapaBoy86]

Just remember she is a lot older than those pics she keeps posting.

And, a lot squishier and fugly when the door opens!

[Rrod1114]

I'm going to address the discussions of her from last year. Idk how she used to be (assuming all the pics were her), but these days she's absolutely rotund. She might've gotten knocked up. I had an okay time with her and she was very kind and all, but what you see in those pics is not what you're getting. The widest image that's the oldest in terms of upload date is the most accurate and you can tell by her arms she's packing. Short and round is my most disliked body type, so she wasn't for me. Good bum and BJ, but that's about it for me in terms of service. This crew has been my favourite so far, but this was the first miss.

Shame. I saw her a couple of years ago. She wasn't fat. Pics were a good representation. She was "slim / thick" if you will. Nice tits and plump ass. But I did see the potential of her blowing up if she didn't work out or if she had a baby.

Baby makes sense since she was MIA for about a year.

[Bla Bla]

What's the word on this little Bird?? Her Greek option I'm very tempted getting in that starfish.

I saw her before she had her implants taken out. She was fun.

[GuysTT2]

Did not get so lucky like some of you.My timer is started. 5 o clock rolls around she texts me 'hey' I said hey gorgeous! 520 rolls around at that point I'm done I leave. 630 she texts me ready in 10 minutes. 7 pm she says ok I'm ready now. Time is of the essence with me my guess either she can't tell time or she just doesn't care.

Ugh, sorry man. That shit is so lame. I used to wait. I don't any more and I leave with zero remorse. When they say they are ready, I am happy to say. "I left".

SMH and Eff that.

[CaptCaveman99]

What's the word on this little Bird?? Her Greek option I'm very tempted getting in that starfish.

Had a good time with her 2019. Nice attitude, but is still all business, which was fine with me.

[ChrisPoontang]

Fat + GPS + openly looking for a sugar daddy (lazy).

How much you want to bet she's too lazy wash her pussy?

I promise you it smells like a hot used diaper.

[PewpHead]

I don't shoot messages at many girls, but I feel like we're getting more price hikes out the gate with new ones. This one here is just ridiculous. If they're going to be like this, don't even TOFTT.

Fat + GPS + openly looking for a sugar daddy (lazy).

[MR Nimbus]

What's the word on this little Bird?? Her Greek option I'm very tempted getting in that starfish.

[SoCalJimmy]

Anyone know if she will be back? I know she is from Florida. If anyone has her contact can you pm me?

Pics. Her pics are 100% accurate, recent, and her. Pics attached.

Looks. Her pics don't show how petite she is. She's short and has a tiny waist. She also has a really big, perky ass relative to the size of her body. Combine that with her perky tits, which are a full B cup, and she has a really nice body. I thought it looked even better in person than what I was expecting from her pics.

Attitude. She was very GFE. I don't know if she is YMMV, but it felt like fucking a hot girl who is into you. If she's an actress, she's a really good one. She is eager to please and is happy to take direction. I ask girls to call me "daddy" because I had an ex who used to do it a lot and she gave me a fetish. Some girls get judgy and say no, LOL. Eden was totally into it. She also talked dirty on her own and was good at it.

Service. She was great at everything. Great DFK. Her lips are amazing. She went deep in BBBJ. I had her ride me on the couch, and she looked amazing bouncing on top. I switched her to doggy and her body was so hot. Huge bubble butt to bounce on, with a tiny waist, deeply arching her back. After a while I took her to the bed for more doggy. Super hot. I had her lie down flat as I kept fucking her from behind. I gently touched her neck to prompt her to turn her head for DFK while I was fucking her from behind. She pressed my hand into her neck and said "choke me daddy". So hot. I switch her to missionary to finish. She split her legs like a gymnast and took me deep. She did an amazing job talking dirty. The condom broke as I came. I was like "ut oh", but she didn't care at all.

Expense: 180/ hh 240/ hr GFE. She said PSE is +100. She is also open to pic / video but I didn't get the price.

Repeat. Absolutely. She's from Florida and said she will be here the next two weeks, then be gone and come back a bit later. Be super good to her and let's keep her coming back.

[MR Nimbus]

Well, I did see her and she is a freak between the sheets.

BBBJ, cycled through multiple positions, FOV, FIV, DFK with lip biting, etc.

She likes to look at you with this passionate stare while you are giving her a good pounding.

Did not get so lucky like some of you. As I mentioned I've been talking to her for about week. Friday rolls around I texted her around 12 pm. She starts texting me back just talking to me shooting the shit kinda surprised since it's like pulling teeth getting any response from her. I end up just telling her can you just sit on my face already, end up sorta sexting and she says I'll be ready in about hour and half if you want to come over. This is like 1 pm when he said this, I'm game of course I've been trying to butter her up to finally meet and seems like I'm on that path. She tells me she's going to shower and get ready then she'll send me the address. Great I'm already in pain from getting hard from the sexting now I really need to drain these bad boys. 3 o clock she texts me saying she's almost ready and sends me the addy. I roll and get some cashy and head to her spot which took about 40 minutes it's now about 430. She texts she's about ready and is heading back to her room hmm okay. I'm in the parking lot waiting. My timer is started. 5 o clock rolls around she texts me 'hey' I said hey gorgeous! 520 rolls around at that point I'm done I leave. 630 she texts me ready in 10 minutes. 7 pm she says ok I'm ready now. Time is of the essence with me my guess either she can't tell time or she just doesn't care.

[GuysTT2]

And yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder but GAD DAMN. I STILL think she is FUCKING GORGEOUS. After X amount of years. Best of all, the shit is reeealllly good. Like REALLY good. LOLOLOL.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LanaLoveLane