Massage Parlor Reports

**SonnyBlack85** · 03-04-22 17:32

Originally Posted by Dbiz01 [View Original Post]

LOL! Chicago. The land of the grandmas. This is where the elderly RAs come and die.

I can't do it. I love a good massage and hand job but damn 60 year old absolutely fuckin not. I wonder about the people on here saying they look hot or sexy. Cut the shit. Then they want you to pay extra just to touch them man WTF naw. I rather get the massage and beat myself off.

**Jinurso** · 03-04-22 17:26

Originally Posted by JamesTChicago [View Original Post]

Can anyone else confirm two pops with Margo and Audrey as Kaps as stated awhile back? I've gotten two pops anywhere and as a quick shooter, I'd love to if the price is right as I often feel like I wasted money. Wondering about how to approach the subject as well. Also interested in their looks as the pictures are always a crapshoot. Planning to visit next week with the wifey away! Dms are fine. Thanks all.

James.

I've done sessions with Audrey, but I only met Margo and haven't done a session yet. Audrey is probably top three at CLM looks wise. The pics are definitely accurate. She looks like a late 20's all American brunette with a lean, delicate frame. She's super flakey, though. Her menu changes from session to session. At first I thought she only fucks the guys she likes but she sometimes does and sometimes doesn't fuck me. There doesn't seem to be a pattern.

My suspicion (this is just a theory) is that she gives herself a weekly fuck quota. Once she hits it she stops fucking. Either way, other than that she's pretty accommodating so two pops shouldn't be a problem.

I haven't had a session with Margo yet but I did have a chance to meet her during a session with another girl. I'm going to say that's not her real photo. She looks mid-30's, great tits, nice ass. Her legs weren't as long and lean as the girl in the photo. She has some kind of accent but it's pretty mild. She has jet black hair, pouty lips and kinda resembles Sandra, except younger and hotter. I haven't had a session yet, but I'm planning to. She has great energy and a sexy attitude. She strongly implied that she had a full menu ready and waiting.

**JamesTChicago** · 03-04-22 15:16

Can anyone else confirm two pops with Margo and Audrey as Kaps as stated awhile back? I've gotten two pops anywhere and as a quick shooter, I'd love to if the price is right as I often feel like I wasted money. Wondering about how to approach the subject as well. Also interested in their looks as the pictures are always a crapshoot. Planning to visit next week with the wifey away! Dms are fine. Thanks all.

James.

Originally Posted by Kabs3714 [View Original Post]

Broke off from my ATF Audrey and tried Margo in the north burbs yesterday. Hour house fee plus 40 tip and she was everything I wanted and more. 2 pops BBBJ and cfs. She isn't big on head and catching but she did it, took a little persistence and getting her comfy with me but it's possible. Her tits are perfect. Was great having her behind as she was clearly enjoying me pounding her. Audrey is still probably my queen but Margo is a very close second at this point.

**Dbiz01** · 03-04-22 12:39

Originally Posted by SonnyBlack85 [View Original Post]

I don't understand. I'm so over this. Idk how y'all do it. The ladies are so old and ugly. Not sexy at all. I can't get my dick hard fucking a 60 plus woman or 50. Even with a hand job it's sad I got to pay extra to touch you WTF. Lack ass massage and weak ass hand job. Smfh. I'm so done over this.

LOL! Chicago. The land of the grandmas. This is where the elderly RAs come and die.

**Dbiz01** · 03-04-22 12:37

Originally Posted by AlphaMale328 [View Original Post]

Think this place is new stopped by last week literally like a 2 min walk from Broadway spa next to a pizza shop. Both are walking distance from me so decided to tofft since I know how much you gal love to tussle over sharing info. Called before hand got there got buzzed in by MeMe (40-50 but looks younger than most AMP providers long hair about a b or small c cup) was instructed to take shoes off in the lobby and given flip flops to walk in the back towards the rooms (first time I've ever had that) asked about the table shower and she told me we could do if after (it was brand new and I think she wasnt sure if it was ready yet before my massage told me I was the first costumer to get to use it.) asked if I want Massage was ok nothing I remember as being special on the flip she asked if I wanted L1 then asked for 60 and wasn't willing to pop her top or anything for it. Ended up just saying ok because I had shit to do and wasn't trying to hit up another spot and she said she would do the table shower for free (normally it an extra 10).

Long story short HJ was ok took a while for her to get me off but she stuck with it probably won't be back unless I want a nice table shower before my massage and def not paying 60 for a L1 with only outside roaming.

Think Ping will be my next stop I want to try out all the places close to me since I just moved up here and the weather is starting to get better.

MP between a sports bar with outdoor seating and a State Farm Insurance office? They won't be there long. Ping Spa has a 60 year old with as limiting a menu as Broadway Spa.

**JWankxxx** · 03-04-22 10:54

Originally Posted by WhiteN [View Original Post]

Is that the same Audrey that used to be a Stripper? I'm quite a fan of hers.

CLM is one of my go to places. Saw a new girl Vera the other day she was adorable & hot. Talked to Annette over there also and she said they are looking for girls so if anyone knows someone that wants to change agencies have them reach out to her.

**JWankxxx** · 03-03-22 23:38

Looks interesting. Would appreciate some guidance. Anyone seen Katy?.

www.llchicago.escortbook.com

**Mojitousa** · 03-03-22 19:29

Originally Posted by Kabs3714 [View Original Post]

New Hope truly is my home base AMP. Service is always good. Saw Anna again, let me in and out through the back. 45 minutes 60 to house, 200 tipped. 2 pops BBBJ and cfs, with her naked body rubbing me and kissing my back, lots of rimming as well. YMMV she likes me so I think I get some rimming othersmight not, but overall pleased as usual.

Saw Anna yesterday and can vouch for her rimming skills! Have been seeing her for a few years now and she never fails to please.

**WhiteN** · 03-03-22 16:17

Originally Posted by Kabs3714 [View Original Post]

Broke off from my ATF Audrey and tried Margo in the north burbs yesterday. Hour house fee plus 40 tip and she was everything I wanted and more. 2 pops BBBJ and cfs. She isn't big on head and catching but she did it, took a little persistence and getting her comfy with me but it's possible. Her tits are perfect. Was great having her behind as she was clearly enjoying me pounding her. Audrey is still probably my queen but Margo is a very close second at this point.

Is that the same Audrey that used to be a Stripper? I'm quite a fan of hers.

**BBPluto** · 03-03-22 15:47

Originally Posted by Kabs3714 [View Original Post]

Broke off from my ATF Audrey and tried Margo in the north burbs yesterday. Hour house fee plus 40 tip and she was everything I wanted and more. 2 pops BBBJ and cfs. She isn't big on head and catching but she did it, took a little persistence and getting her comfy with me but it's possible. Her tits are perfect. Was great having her behind as she was clearly enjoying me pounding her. Audrey is still probably my queen but Margo is a very close second at this point.

What's her body like? Since I assume photos are not real as usual. Face?

**CornCobMaker** · 03-03-22 11:30

See Karla is new. Anyone seen her? How accurate are the pics?

**Member #6913** · 03-03-22 09:07

Originally Posted by NovaBrain [View Original Post]

Went for my first visit with her and no significant changes from previous posts. She's a bit older (late 30's?) with a fun body. Incredibly personable, she was able to make great conversation out of nothing which is always a plus. Regular price for FS (which was also a blast.

Planning on seeing Margo or Audrey this / next week. Hopefully Margo has a decent menu!

Broke off from my ATF Audrey and tried Margo in the north burbs yesterday. Hour house fee plus 40 tip and she was everything I wanted and more. 2 pops BBBJ and cfs. She isn't big on head and catching but she did it, took a little persistence and getting her comfy with me but it's possible. Her tits are perfect. Was great having her behind as she was clearly enjoying me pounding her. Audrey is still probably my queen but Margo is a very close second at this point.

**NovaBrain** · 03-02-22 15:00

Went for my first visit with her and no significant changes from previous posts. She's a bit older (late 30's?) with a fun body. Incredibly personable, she was able to make great conversation out of nothing which is always a plus. Regular price for FS (which was also a blast.

Planning on seeing Margo or Audrey this / next week. Hopefully Margo has a decent menu!

**TheFifthOne** · 03-02-22 13:19

So I went to Pacifico recently. Middle aged woman definitely Latina. She doesn't speak English that well but it's enough to understand her. Looks are about 5/10 service was 7/10. Had her in a couple of positions and wasn't clock watching or rushing either. She said more girls work there but I didn't see anyone else. Shower is included. Damage was .8 for house fee and 140 tip A little bit much all things considered but it was good nevertheless.

**SonnyBlack85** · 03-02-22 13:13

I don't understand. I'm so over this. Idk how y'all do it. The ladies are so old and ugly. Not sexy at all. I can't get my dick hard fucking a 60 plus woman or 50. Even with a hand job it's sad I got to pay extra to touch you WTF. Lack ass massage and weak ass hand job. Smfh. I'm so done over this.

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