Massage Parlor Reports

[ChrisPoontang]

Hit up New spa in cypress. Was the first client of the day and was hoping to get a early HJ. Lead in to room by high end 40 ish Viet girl. She was the only one working so no other choice. I stripped to my birthday suit and lay down with my bare butt up. She gave a good 20 minute massage. I massage her calf during the massage. On the flip, no mention of any extras even with my exposed penis flopping around. End up leaving with a $20 tip. May not be going here again.

You need to get aroused and while its standing at attention you point to it.

She'll get the hint.

[NinjaChacha69]

I'll go first.

Best.

Pm in Tustin. Lilian. BJ he.

Sunny reflexology. Lucy Liu. Does it all.

O spa. Laguna hills. Yuri and mamason / Mary 4 hand special. He and FS.

Worst spas.

Honey. 440 fair. Stole my $60 from back pocket.

Lucky spa. 440. Fat asses and bad att.

Total relax. Total joke. Old gilfs. And le outside all the time.

Aren't there curtains for separating the tables at Sunny. Did you manage bbj or FS with the curtains? Same Provider as you. Only got a HE. Was the first time so possible that she might be cautious.

[Grimmy23]

Hit up New spa in cypress. Was the first client of the day and was hoping to get a early HJ. Lead in to room by high end 40 ish Viet girl. She was the only one working so no other choice. I stripped to my birthday suit and lay down with my bare butt up. She gave a good 20 minute massage. I massage her calf during the massage. On the flip, no mention of any extras even with my exposed penis flopping around. End up leaving with a $20 tip. May not be going here again.

This place used to be a go-to for me. I always got a HJ there for 40 house. Never any mention of a tip but I'd give 40 and none of the providers ever complained. I'd rub the calf and go further up the leg while face down, then on the flip I'd just lift their top up and pull their bottoms down and nobody ever resisted. All of the providers there are 40 ish and remotely passable. Over the last couple months though the extras seem to have stopped there. I've heard rumors that Cypress has discovered that they have AMPs in their town and is starting to crack down. Don't know how true it is but this may be a direct result of that.

I've started making the longer drive (for me) down to Bamboo instead. It's cheaper and you get better massages, but on the negative side you also don't usually get the provider's clothes off like I was able to do at New Spa (with the usual disclaimer that there are certain exceptions).

Bamboo: 35 house for 60 minutes, good massage, nice slow release. Often with some edging, Chinese providers in their 40's (better looking than the ones at New Spa), limited exposure to bare skin with most providers (most offering OTC roaming, some a little bit of UTC roaming up top, rarely more than that).

New Spa: 40 house for 30 minutes, "ok but not great" massage, Viet providers in their 40's (not as good looking as the ones at Bamboo), more typical AMP style release - not slow and easy like Bamboo, usually no issues getting top up and pants down (although both the release and the roaming access seem to have gone away at least for now).

[CalTheImpaler]

I am a bit bored mongering at the usual places. In the next couple weeks I plan to strike out and try some new and unexplored lands. Any recommendations for places that may have potential, are complete mysteries or just flying under the radar in South and Central OC? I am willing to Take a Couple For The Team and will report back over the next couple weeks. The more obscure, the better. The lower end the better. Let's just not get me killed.

[AsianMovie]

Hit up New spa in cypress. Was the first client of the day and was hoping to get a early HJ. Lead in to room by high end 40 ish Viet girl. She was the only one working so no other choice. I stripped to my birthday suit and lay down with my bare butt up. She gave a good 20 minute massage. I massage her calf during the massage. On the flip, no mention of any extras even with my exposed penis flopping around. End up leaving with a $20 tip. May not be going here again.

[BigBoDonk]

Go see Coco at Suphatra Thai in Orange. Young mid 20's GND Viet beautiful natural D's. She's a sweetheart treat her well.

Thank you boss, does she offer FS?

[Porkys1980]

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[Citrus1999]

Lonely brother here, desperate for some good ol natural big titties, would appreciate any hints on spots that have providers with good ol (.) (.) . Thank you.

Go see Coco at Suphatra Thai in Orange. Young mid 20's GND Viet beautiful natural D's. She's a sweetheart treat her well.

[Porkys1980]

Lonely brother here, desperate for some good ol natural big titties, would appreciate any hints on spots that have providers with good ol (.) (.) . Thank you.

Palms has Latina and Asian.

Pm in Tustin. Ask for Cici.

Fc. Fish and chip everyone knows Lucy has Huggins.

888 spa in Santa Ana. Once again they keep changing their girls. So you might be lucky.

And in the end. No mongers should be complaining like heartless jay or the other deeebs are such experts they rely on other recommendations. Because they are too chicken shit to go or too broke lmao.

[BigBoDonk]

Anyone had a lactating provider?

[Porkys1980]

Just read on RM that Candie at Sarah Thai spa is a TS. "Fairwayguy" wrote a review indicating that she may not be for everyone, but after you enjoy her nice tits and you go to finger her she sports a modest size hard cock!!

So either the Candy you fucked is a different and actual chick or you fucked a TS? LOL. To each his own I suppose, but an RA having a cock is a major detail to leave out! I'm assuming you fucked a different Candy?

Yes candy is a girl. Not candie the guy lmao. But you guys are the ones that know it all. Vague this.

[BigBoDonk]

Lonely brother here, desperate for some good ol natural big titties, would appreciate any hints on spots that have providers with good ol (.) (.) . Thank you.

[Porkys1980]

Candy is a girl. And if you actually have the $$. You would find out instead of going over some post here lmao.

Yes. There is a Candie that's a TS. So. Whatever lmao. I banged a girl. Not a TS.

[HennaRot]

You heard Porky the AMP expert, he said all these AMPs change girls weekly, even change their names. Or he's just a master of the vague detail-less review. Perhaps he's not such an expert on pussy either, not knowing he was ass fucking a TS, thinking it was FS pussy. LOL.

Candie works at Sara and Island in Orange. Check the ads on Bedpage for her schedule. Also, her phone number in the ads on Bedpage is different than the spas' phone numbers.

[Grimmy23]

Lmao!! Someone did mentioned candy at Sarah Thai is TS. I want to go thai place for a real massage and of course he after is an awesome bonus. Too bad haven't found one yet. Is this place even have massage or straight up FS shop? What's the damage here?

I did went to fountain Thai massage in fountain valley for a legit no funny massage. Young provider, real massage. Much much better than Chinese but not as good as the famous crystal. . 6 for an hr.

By Thai places I mean real Thai places, not places like Sara that are Viet run AMPs thinly disguising themselves as Thai. At most authentic Thai places, nothing extra will happen. If it's a really authentic Thai place, like a non-sex massage you get in Thailand, they'll even have you change into a little pj-like outfit that they provide you. But even at the legit places, once in a blue moon you run into a provider that does a little extra even if the spa doesn't officially allow it. There's a legit Thai spa in Lakewood that I went to a few times (Vimarn Thai) and discovered that one of the girls there was quietly giving HJs. That was more than 10 years ago though and she's no longer there. She could have gotten discovered and fired for it. Who knows? Vimarn has also gotten in trouble with the city a couple times because when they dropped in for inspections they found that none of the providers on duty were licensed. Again, that may or may not mean that off the menu stuff was happening. I've gone to the legit places in Asia where you change into the PJs and get a very normal, authentic Thai massage, then unexpectedly at the end she pulls your shorts down and finishes you.

Araya in Anaheim has all of the "No sexual services" signs up all over the place. That either means that they get propositioned a lot and they're tired of it, or they've had providers there in the past who have been caught doing it, or they still have someone on staff giving out HJs. Sometimes the signs are the most obvious indication that illicit stuff actually happens there. I don't think that's the case at Araya but you just never know.

The frustrating thing is you just can't go into a Thai place looking for stuff. You have to go for a massage, and if extras happen then awesome, you hit the jackpot. Make an advance on the wrong provider at the wrong establishment and it will ruin your day real quick.

I think some Thai spa owners like to lead you to believe that extras may be on the table, even if they're really not. Or sometimes if they have someone giving HJs under the table and they know about it, they more or less turn a blind eye because it's all good for business.

So yeah, it can happen at Thai spas, and occasionally does happen, but it takes a lot of homework and usually a lot of repeat visits to build up the right rapport with the right provider. Thai massage also isn't for everyone. It's a totally different modality that some people enjoy and some don't.