Massage Parlor Reports

[NoClue02]

Just read on RM that Candie at Sarah Thai spa is a TS. "Fairwayguy" wrote a review indicating that she may not be for everyone, but after you enjoy her nice tits and you go to finger her she sports a modest size hard cock!!

So either the Candy you fucked is a different and actual chick or you fucked a TS? LOL. To each his own I suppose, but an RA having a cock is a major detail to leave out! I'm assuming you fucked a different Candy?

Lmao!! Someone did mentioned candy at Sarah Thai is TS. I want to go thai place for a real massage and of course he after is an awesome bonus. Too bad haven't found one yet. Is this place even have massage or straight up FS shop? What's the damage here?

I did went to fountain Thai massage in fountain valley for a legit no funny massage. Young provider, real massage. Much much better than Chinese but not as good as the famous crystal. . 6 for an hr.

[Pand25]

Just read on RM that Candie at Sarah Thai spa is a TS. "Fairwayguy" wrote a review indicating that she may not be for everyone, but after you enjoy her nice tits and you go to finger her she sports a modest size hard cock!!

So either the Candy you fucked is a different and actual chick or you fucked a TS? LOL. To each his own I suppose, but an RA having a cock is a major detail to leave out! I'm assuming you fucked a different Candy?

I did. Her name was Julie. Sucked good cock for $60. Review.

Island spa. In orange. Ask for Candie or Minnie.

But as all these AMPs usually do. They change the girls weekly and maybe reassign their names too LOL.

Don't blame me if you can't find or see that girl by their names.

Any mongers know that these AMPs change girls all the time.

Sarah Thai. Ask for Jodie or candy. Great FS here.

O spa in LH my Goto spot for good head and fiv fun by Mary or Yuri. Pm me I got their numbers for appt. Tag team 4 hands.

Oc beauty bar in fountain valley. Great Viet girls. Bella or Donna He. No FS. But good massage.

Oasis Santa Ana. Had old hags. Thanks spreademwide LOL. I Tooft to see what they were all about.

Foot reflexology in Wm. Not F&C. Good HJ. Cheap too.

Worst ones.

Royal Thai. Vt owners. Not Thai.

[MaxCummings]

Saigon visit was pretty bad. Scheduled to see Jasmine showed up on time only to get different girl " gigi " who pulled every excuse for me to only end up with HJ. So when it came time to tip I told her I also forgot the rest of my money and only gave her 60 , done with this place. I just wanted a good spot with asians but this place is a rip.

[Porkys1980]

Has anyone been here recently? There was a girl there that worked on Mondays I believe. Sort of tall, medium-length dark hair. I'm not sure if she is still there. Did anybody get to try her out?

I did. Her name was Julie. Sucked good cock for $60. Review.

Island spa. In orange. Ask for Candie or Minnie.

But as all these AMPs usually do. They change the girls weekly and maybe reassign their names too LOL.

Don't blame me if you can't find or see that girl by their names.

Any mongers know that these AMPs change girls all the time.

Sarah Thai. Ask for Jodie or candy. Great FS here.

O spa in LH my Goto spot for good head and fiv fun by Mary or Yuri. Pm me I got their numbers for appt. Tag team 4 hands.

Oc beauty bar in fountain valley. Great Viet girls. Bella or Donna He. No FS. But good massage.

Oasis Santa Ana. Had old hags. Thanks spreademwide LOL. I Tooft to see what they were all about.

Foot reflexology in Wm. Not F&C. Good HJ. Cheap too.

Worst ones.

Royal Thai. Vt owners. Not Thai.

[NailBoiz1]

As with any Thai place, there's always that rare chance that someone will give a little extra, but this place isn't known for that.

I tried this place twice no luck and you have to leave your trunks on during the massage. They have signs all over stating to sex soliciting.

[Arden1362]

Has anyone been here recently? There was a girl there that worked on Mondays I believe. Sort of tall, medium-length dark hair. I'm not sure if she is still there. Did anybody get to try her out?

[CalTheImpaler]

I once stumbled onto a podcast. A porn actress revealed she began to prep her body for a film shoot a week before the scheduled date. It included everything from diet to stretching exercises. The purposes of the diet included an intent was to make sure her tract was clean and empty; stretching exercises to made sure her orifices could accommodate penetration.

Lots of respect for a professional.

[Grimmy23]

Has anyone tried 174X Araya Thai Massage on Euclid and La Palma??.

As with any Thai place, there's always that rare chance that someone will give a little extra, but this place isn't known for that.

[Qeast]

I'm pretty sure the gals you might see in the videos doing anal Especially the ones doing ass to mouth have taken precautions by taking a dump before a shoot and one (likely more) enemas.

Not spontaneous, and likely not every day.

I once stumbled onto a podcast. A porn actress revealed she began to prep her body for a film shoot a week before the scheduled date. It included everything from diet to stretching exercises. The purposes of the diet included an intent was to make sure her tract was clean and empty; stretching exercises to made sure her orifices could accommodate penetration.

[CalTheImpaler]

30 years of experience and 90% of the time it's a rush job. That tells me a lot about you.

Rush jobs happen, but for the most part, my experience is that I rarely get rushed through and usually get at least acceptable service. In hind sight, the few times I did get rush jobs were probably 50/50 bad provider or I was in a crappy mood to start. Most of the time when I am in the mood to hit the AMPs, I am in a fantastic mood and the providers seem to generally treat me according. Maybe 30 years of 90% rush jobs has nothing to do with 30 minutes versus 60 minutes. In my humble 20 years of mongering, I don't see the 30/60 correlation. I have also always made sure to be properly hygienic before each visit. I have had providers tell me that I smell good (thanks Walmart and Ax body spray!) and complain about previous patrons. BTW. I am a fat ugly mother fucker with a cock the size of your pinky. So don't think I am flexing on myself. I know what's what. Be nice, don't stink and the law of averages will work in your favor. If you are shooting downhill at 90%, then something is wrong. Rethink your game. Be honest with yourself and get unfucked.

TL: DR being pleasant and not stinking improves odds of a pleasant AMP visit.

[Twa132]

30 years of experience and 90% of the time it's a rush job. That tells me a lot about you.

I agree whole heartedly with this. I'm only 3 months into this hobby and can only remember one lackluster massage. Most experiences have been very warm, energetic and pleasant. But then again, I'm younger (mid 30's), impeccable hygiene and in decent shape. It's very true that YMMV in this hobby.

[SaltyDog]

30 years of experience and 90% of the time it's a rush job. That tells me a lot about you.

What Grim said is true. When you get an hour how much time is play time? I never do an hour because it's true. Not many places give a good massage along with play. Maybe you think twirling fingers running up and down your back for 3 minutes and then told to flip is a good massage maybe? That sheet ain't going to happen for 60 minutes or you feel you have one of those special connections with the provider huh.

[CoochieMan23]

Has anyone tried 174X Araya Thai Massage on Euclid and La Palma??.

[Chaos019]

At least Monica knows it might turn off her clients and gets rid of the evidence. I feel bad for her though.

Thanks to all the mongers for your feedback. Actually the smell wasn't that bad. It just smelt like latex, astroglide, and shit. The shitty scent was similar to dirty diaper scent, which is a big turnoff on several levels.

I will try to ask her if I can give out her number, not sure how she will react. Not sure how many mongers are allowed to go in thru the out door.

A few years back there was cute provider named Innocent Monica who let me fuck her tight little asshole. I pulled my dick out, and the condom was all covered in blood. She quickly grabbed the condom with a Kleenex and said "don't look at that".

[BigErection]

As a long time and frequent flier along the Hershey Highway, I call foul. Yes. Occasionally there will be an unintended extraction of fudge. That's just par for the course. However, if you are subjected to an aroma that would gag a maggot, something is terribly wrong. Run for the hills! Cap that well! Never again plunge your man pole in that particularly horrible odoriferous hole! That's not how the creator intended the forbidden input. She probably needs more fiber in her diet, but it's still a hole that could traumatize you sufficiently to ruin anal permanently. My God! We don't want to go there!

If you want a receptive butthole, you will have better luck with Latinas overall than Asians. YMMV. Good luck in your quest and let us all know when you find your new Greek goddess so that we too may deliver our loads in respect.

Thanks to all the mongers for your feedback. Actually the smell wasn't that bad. It just smelt like latex, astroglide, and shit. The shitty scent was similar to dirty diaper scent, which is a big turnoff on several levels.

I will try to ask her if I can give out her number, not sure how she will react. Not sure how many mongers are allowed to go in thru the out door.

A few years back there was cute provider named Innocent Monica who let me fuck her tight little asshole. I pulled my dick out, and the condom was all covered in blood. She quickly grabbed the condom with a Kleenex and said "don't look at that".