Massage Parlor Reports

[RileySmom]

Curious. Is this the place that offers acupuncture as well? Or different?.

Much different. And my Asian age guessing has never been my strong suit.

[WarpFactor69]

On this day, Mr. Factor thought he was going to Discount Tire on Lancaster, near Market. But then, he heard strange noises, buzzing sounds. His gauges went crazy, lights blinking, compass spinning. He had been sucked into the vortex of the Salem Triangle, three shops about 100 yards from each other. At the point of the triangle closest to Lancaster was Asian Therapy, where he was greeted by an attractive foreigner with a slippery film that covered her arms from her hands to her elbows. "Is there another girl available?" he inquired. "How many girl you need? I'm busy!" she snapped. Mr. Factor did not feel welcome, he moved on to the back right point (south) of the triangle, Happy Holiday. He opened the door, but could only move forward 2 inches, where he encountered a locked screen door. He awkwardly stood there a few minutes, listening to the sound of wind chimes until he was greeted by a short thickish female, who led him inside. At this point, Mr. Factor was shocked and surprised to see a second female named Amy, whom he recognized from Nice Day, part of the Tualatin Triangle (Coincidence? I think not!) Amy is tall for an Asian, and quite the babe with nice tits, pretty face, fun attitude. She told Mr. Factor she is staying there a week. Mr. Factor remembers probing Amy several times with great pleasure at Nice Day. However, Mr. Factor wanted to try a new adventure, and soon found himself at the north point of the triangle, a place known as Thai. There was no Thai food here, but he did eat some Chinese after receiving a good quality massage from a plain female named Lilly, who had a pleasant attitude and seemed to enjoy being probed. Mr. Factor plans to travel to the Salem Triangle again in the future, to see what adventures await him.

[Pdx503]

Stopped by for a 30 minute chat. Damn does she like her some dato. Then onto bbj, and and then the main event. Sweet gal, probably 45 ish with a nice bod. Will definitely go back especially when she remembers me from last November.

Curious. Is this the place that offers acupuncture as well? Or different?.

[Pdx503]

Its been a minute since I started this hobby, but Yoyo with the very large bra was my regular at that time. When even CBJ or anything more then a HE was regularly offered in PDX. Haven't been able to visit in a while but curious if anyone was familiar with Yoyo from Tranquility in the couve? She was older and thick even back in the day so I would imagine even more so now. Curios if she's still there or where she may be today. May make a visit there on my next return to see.

[RayKurin]

Stopped by for a 30 minute chat. Damn does she like her some dato. Then onto bbj, and and then the main event. Sweet gal, probably 45 ish with a nice bod. Will definitely go back especially when she remembers me from last November.

Service is as great and as described, but if Coco's 45, then I'm still in my 20's.

[RileySmom]

Stopped by for a 30 minute chat. Damn does she like her some dato. Then onto bbj, and and then the main event. Sweet gal, probably 45 ish with a nice bod. Will definitely go back especially when she remembers me from last November.

[Dexxzy]

So little update on the ringers situation.

Stopped to play some yoyo and there was a 40's / curvy and younger one. Opted for the younger one. She was about 5'4 late 20's / early 30's, nice body blonde hair. She said she went to school and works whenever her schedule permits. Her massage was actually decent and didn't short me on the hour.

[SofTail96]

Won't be able to reply to all of you fellas but thanks for the recommendations. You can't beat a legit spa level massage for around 60 bucks from time to time. Even with a good tip it will be cheaper than most. Thanks.

Clear your inbox.

[RayKurin]

Last few months everywhere I've been shorts me on time by a lot, like I'll only get 15 minutes for a 30 minute session or 20 minutes for an hour. Happened at QJ, Tualatin Triangle places, place by the 76 on Scholls Ferry. When I ask about it they just laugh and mumble something. Not willing to get in a fight over 10 or 20 bucks so I just let it go and make a note of the person. Does this happen to everyone or do I just look like a mark? Anywhere on the west side that gives you full time?

I start a timer on my phone when she walks in and stop it when she says we're done. If I'm being shorted, I show her the time elapsed. Some times they apologize and continue the massage and other times they get pissy and I adjust the tip accordingly.

There is way too much competition out there for the customer to get jacked. No pun intended.

[Craniack]

I took a vision journey with a coyote spirit who told me of walks to the realm Q, where a nameless heavy topped one negotiated ahead of leaving the room, then proceeded to take all of 4 minutes to coldly process (with no eye contact) and expel him without so much as a good bye. Then he drifted on the Blue Ocean where a 40 ish muscled and lovely mermaid, named Lucy pampered and teased him delightfully for a full hour with exquisite standard story ending. Do not sleep on mermaids named Lucy! These are visions, do not read too deeply into them. Or coyote anatomy!

[WarpFactor69]

Any shops you gentleman can reccomend? Hopefully, a place that offers everything. I stopped by 2 places in Woodburn, not interested to stay at either. On to the next.

[Pdx503]

Haven't had a dream since last thanks giving. Decided to visit a sure thing, coco on powell by the cheesesteak joint. How fitting. Was in a rush so opted for the 30. A couple of you guys obviously have had the same idea as me that day since at lease one was already in the room and bathroom, and the doorbell chimed at least a couple times during my 15 min wait in the room. As I was in a rush, I thought maybe it was a mistake to stop by that day. Coco stepped in after about 15 min and after some pleasantries and tease it was straight to the point. Unfortunately for me it was her time of the month. I let her know I was willing to rain coat up for the occasion but she offered HE instead. I agreed and was done and walking out in 10 min. Tipped. 6 on the way out. Have had a dozen visits with her thru out the years and this maybe only the 2nd time where it wasn't a sure thing. She's always been good to me to Ill give her the benefit of the doubt and hopefully better luck next time.

[PowerFult]

Last few months everywhere I've been shorts me on time by a lot, like I'll only get 15 minutes for a 30 minute session or 20 minutes for an hour. Happened at QJ, Tualatin Triangle places, place by the 76 on Scholls Ferry. When I ask about it they just laugh and mumble something. Not willing to get in a fight over 10 or 20 bucks so I just let it go and make a note of the person. Does this happen to everyone or do I just look like a mark? Anywhere on the west side that gives you full time?

[WarpFactor69]

Anyone that gets their face wet at the Powell location with cece is a better man than I am. Bonus points if she's wearing long pants, which she uses as an excuse to not do anything extra above standard ending. Completely different story if she's wearing a dress at the other location.

[AverageJoseph]

Closer to 45.

If she looks 30 who cares if she is 45 or not? It doesn't really matter does it?