Massage Parlor Reports

[TheFifthOne]

So I went to Pacifico recently. Middle aged woman definitely Latina. She doesn't speak English that well but it's enough to understand her. Looks are about 5/10 service was 7/10. Had her in a couple of positions and wasn't clock watching or rushing either. She said more girls work there but I didn't see anyone else. Shower is included. Damage was .8 for house fee and 140 tip A little bit much all things considered but it was good nevertheless.

[SonnyBlack85]

I don't understand. I'm so over this. Idk how y'all do it. The ladies are so old and ugly. Not sexy at all. I can't get my dick hard fucking a 60 plus woman or 50. Even with a hand job it's sad I got to pay extra to touch you WTF. Lack ass massage and weak ass hand job. Smfh. I'm so done over this.

[AlphaMale328]

Think this place is new stopped by last week literally like a 2 min walk from Broadway spa next to a pizza shop. Both are walking distance from me so decided to tofft since I know how much you gal love to tussle over sharing info. Called before hand got there got buzzed in by MeMe (40-50 but looks younger than most AMP providers long hair about a b or small c cup) was instructed to take shoes off in the lobby and given flip flops to walk in the back towards the rooms (first time I've ever had that) asked about the table shower and she told me we could do if after (it was brand new and I think she wasnt sure if it was ready yet before my massage told me I was the first costumer to get to use it.) asked if I want Massage was ok nothing I remember as being special on the flip she asked if I wanted L1 then asked for 60 and wasn't willing to pop her top or anything for it. Ended up just saying ok because I had shit to do and wasn't trying to hit up another spot and she said she would do the table shower for free (normally it an extra 10).

Long story short HJ was ok took a while for her to get me off but she stuck with it probably won't be back unless I want a nice table shower before my massage and def not paying 60 for a L1 with only outside roaming.

Think Ping will be my next stop I want to try out all the places close to me since I just moved up here and the weather is starting to get better.

[LC310]

She's getting 160 for BBBJ so I doubt you'll get FS for 200. I bet she'll want 300 for CFS. I asked her once if she'd do FS and her response was "no, we no do that before" 🤷127995;8205;9794;65039;.

But I know she's not above doing it, some guys have shagged her if not at SXL then at other places she's worked in the past.

It's been awhile, but I negotiated 140 for a nude BBBJCIM and a clothed HJ for round two. My impression was that money will get you almost anything. Being clean, friendly, flirty, and better than average looking helps a lot too.

[CornCobMaker]

Scheduled a meeting with her for this weekend. Anything more you can tell me about what I can expect? Will report back too. Feel free to DM me.

Late on this review. She asked to reschedule for a time I couldn't make, so I went to O zone instead. Dreamt of Jessica, mid 30's to mid 40's, with a lot of plastic, but hot (I'm normally picky about age). Decent massage with not much roaming until the flip. 0. 60 for slow, sensual L1. Well worth it. The opposite of a jack hammer, so light kissing on the chest with a lot of dirty talk. 100% would repeat. Probably the best L1 I've had yet (in my limited experience, mind you).

[Pau Ford]

She's getting 160 for BBBJ so I doubt you'll get FS for 200. I bet she'll want 300 for CFS. I asked her once if she'd do FS and her response was "no, we no do that before" 🤷127995;8205;9794;65039;.

But I know she's not above doing it, some guys have shagged her if not at SXL then at other places she's worked in the past.

I have seen Kelly twice and paid for a nude BBBJCIM and a L1 for the 2nd pop. The negotiation is always the same where every add-on is more money. I think for 200 you could get L3 with a condom. 300 or more may get you BBFS. She is completely transaction and the right amount could get what you want. Maybe she'd even give up her fartbox for the right amount.

[Fit312]

Unless someone can't confirm this, I've see these same names pop on SXL reviews here. Not sure if they are the same girls tho. Haven't bothered to try SXL but by the sound of their descriptions, they match the ladies from Relax at cermak.

None of those girls ever worked at SXL.

[LC310]

Has anyone dreamt of an L3 with Kelly? Her BBBJ is fantastic, I wonder if L3 is available, and whether its worth the upgrade from her BBBJ?

I have seen Kelly twice and paid for a nude BBBJCIM and a L1 for the 2nd pop. The negotiation is always the same where every add-on is more money. I think for 200 you could get L3 with a condom. 300 or more may get you BBFS. She is completely transaction and the right amount could get what you want. Maybe she'd even give up her fartbox for the right amount.

[Hapenny]

Went to Comfort hoping to see YuYu. I was disappointed that she was not on watch. I could not understand why. The young woman on the door barely spoke English.

Anyway the door girl is a petite spinner named Eva. She is not my usual type but I had no other options. The only other person there was dressed in boots, apron, gloves and scrubbing the shower. House fee was. 65 for the hour.

I asked for a light massage. Eva went to work slowly building up to the flip. She did occasionally brush the family jewels. The anticipation she built up was really great.

20 minutes in she asked me to turn over. I told her I wanted nude L1. She asked me about DATY. I declined (glad I did, as it turns out). We agreed on $ after some haggling. She stripped and laid down so I could enjoy her.

She is a petite little thing with nice A cups and really large nipples with small areolas. Sucking on these little nubs elicited some low moans.

She was reasonably compliant but stopped me at FIV. Perhaps just as well as she had a strong smell. Not unclean just a strong smell. I found it unpleasant.

We changed positions and she slowly began to work on me. I stopped her when she started to hit the gas pedal. I do not like jack hammering.

After she calmed down she started on my jewels with one hand as I enjoyed the attention paid to my shaft with her other. She got on top of me, sitting on my chest, her little asshole staring at me. She gasped audibly when I shot all over her hand, arm and who knows where else.

Unlike any other joint I have been in, she had brought in all the towels, hot cloths, etc. In advance. She cleaned me up and then washed her hands, scrubbing her fingers with a tooth brush! That was a new one for me.

I got 55 minutes so was satisfied. I would not repeat with her as spinners are not my cup of tea. Next time business brings me to McKinley Park I will try again but will call first to ask if YuYu is on duty.

[Ratso100]

Does anyone have any intel on where?

YuYu.


Mia.

Kelly.

Are at. Would love to connect especially with YuYu again she was the best and Mia and Kelly are awesome girls.

Unless someone can't confirm this, I've see these same names pop on SXL reviews here. Not sure if they are the same girls tho. Haven't bothered to try SXL but by the sound of their descriptions, they match the ladies from Relax at cermak.

[SpaGuy21]

Has anyone dreamt of an L3 with Kelly? Her BBBJ is fantastic, I wonder if L3 is available, and whether its worth the upgrade from her BBBJ?

I think any provider giving BBBJ has a 99% chance of providing L3. Might be 98%. Excluding time of month visits. Whether or not it's worth it depends on you and how well you vibe with her. It's been a while for me but to answer your question in this specific scenario, yes and yes. This was a few years back and rates were lower then, so worth might change your idea of value these days.

[Eddinger]

Only way to find out is to try it!

Has anyone dreamt of an L3 with Kelly? Her BBBJ is fantastic, I wonder if L3 is available, and whether its worth the upgrade from her BBBJ?

[Walker333]

In terms of looks, she is about a 2/10. Definitely not a looker. She is in her 60's. And her body is a rounder type.

And in addition to all of the above she normally wears lots of make up, but we don't see her face when when she is performing.

[BabyBoy2013]

Has anyone dreamt of an L3 with Kelly? Her BBBJ is fantastic, I wonder if L3 is available, and whether its worth the upgrade from her BBBJ?

Try it and find out and report back.

[OrdLover]

Can someone post a pic of Judy?.

Wondering how she looks.

In terms of looks, she is about a 2/10. Definitely not a looker. She is in her 60's. And her body is a rounder type.