Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6192]

Anyone have any Intel yet?

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...e/332803483376

[GlamourShooter]

Ahhh, that makes sense then. Hopefully she will update her adds with the new number soon. I am glad she is not a mandatory guest at a government hotel.

She has the same number. Just a new phone.

[Ohio2019]

She simply lost her phone. She hasn't worked the past two weeks and now has a new phone. It's as simple as that.

Ahhh, that makes sense then. Hopefully she will update her adds with the new number soon. I am glad she is not a mandatory guest at a government hotel.

[GlamourShooter]

She simply lost her phone. She hasn't worked the past two weeks and now has a new phone. It's as simple as that.

[BDingas]

I have visited her twice and both times have been really nice. She is talkative, but well worth the time if you just want to be pampered. I highly recommend, especially if you tip her. 4, her attention to detail increases greatly.

Having said that, I have been trying to contact her for a couple of weeks, but I have had no luck. Does anyone know if she is radio silent, away, or other? I was hoping to set something up for this Friday, but I am afraid I am not going to have luck.

Same issue for me no response.

[LimDuhl]

I asked in the past and nobody replied. Does anyone know anything about them?

I've dreamt of 2 in Painsville. The one by DQ had an older masseuse that wasn't really attractive, but gave a great massage with nice teasing, standard he. Down the street a little was called Hi, very attractive younger masseuse with kinda lame massage, but great teasing and standard he. Repeated several times here, but couldn't get anything extra. I still go back though.

[Fuzzyek]

I asked in the past and nobody replied. Does anyone know anything about them?

[OldManBuckeye]

I have visited her twice and both times have been really nice. She is talkative, but well worth the time if you just want to be pampered. I highly recommend, especially if you tip her. 4, her attention to detail increases greatly.

Having said that, I have been trying to contact her for a couple of weeks, but I have had no luck. Does anyone know if she is radio silent, away, or other? I was hoping to set something up for this Friday, but I am afraid I am not going to have luck.

I have also been trying to contact her with no luck. Maybe her rent ran out and needs to find another place.

[Ohio2019]

I have visited her twice and both times have been really nice. She is talkative, but well worth the time if you just want to be pampered. I highly recommend, especially if you tip her. 4, her attention to detail increases greatly.

Having said that, I have been trying to contact her for a couple of weeks, but I have had no luck. Does anyone know if she is radio silent, away, or other? I was hoping to set something up for this Friday, but I am afraid I am not going to have luck.

[TexasFox]

Uspa Elyria. Lucy: new girl, replaced Wendy. Tiny little thing. Great (fake) rack. Massage was repetitive but serviceable. Barely any tease before flip. Shirt came up almost immediately. No other UTC but that was fine. No haggling for tip. Nothing else was on the table. Standard rates.

Mspa Lakewood (old Harmony spa). This appears to be run by Uspa folks as the phone number is the same as an old Uspa #. Girl was yumei or yuyumei or something. She did not give me English name. Pretty sure she was here when it was harmony and she is extremely average all around. No haggling for tip but no extra anything past he. Standard rates.

Uspa NOlmsted. Anna. Massage was good. Not a lot of teasing before flip. On flip shirt came up. Nice erasers. No haggle on tip. Nothing else available. Standard rates.

Haven't been to Golden Relax, Cooper Foster, Avon or Grafton in a while. Or the ones out in Strongsville / parma, whatever. Wendy at Elyria was good to me and I'll miss her. Hope to find someone else just as giving soon.

If anyone has any good reviews or tips they aren't sharing, feel free to PM me LOL.

Yumei Yu is the owner.

[Member #6192]

With all the reports, I had to see for myself.

Met with Mandy. Mid 30's, Korean.

Massage: 4 - lackluster and no technique.

Attitude: 8 - speaks good English & was personable.

Body: 9 - nice and toned, fake bolt ons.

Finish: 5 - standard.

$60 house fee. Opted for the $100 topless upcharge which I normally don't indulge in. But was worth it.

$140 upcharge for full nude. Couldn't wrap my head around that.

Overall a pretty standard experience. Would repeat if no other options are available.

That is a shitload of money for minimal roi. That chick wants a kingly sum for minimal effort. Why are we encouraging this behavior? Do better.

[Member #6192]

Uspa Elyria. Lucy: new girl, replaced Wendy. Tiny little thing. Great (fake) rack. Massage was repetitive but serviceable. Barely any tease before flip. Shirt came up almost immediately. No other UTC but that was fine. No haggling for tip. Nothing else was on the table. Standard rates.

Mspa Lakewood (old Harmony spa). This appears to be run by Uspa folks as the phone number is the same as an old Uspa #. Girl was yumei or yuyumei or something. She did not give me English name. Pretty sure she was here when it was harmony and she is extremely average all around. No haggling for tip but no extra anything past he. Standard rates.

Uspa NOlmsted. Anna. Massage was good. Not a lot of teasing before flip. On flip shirt came up. Nice erasers. No haggle on tip. Nothing else available. Standard rates.

Haven't been to Golden Relax, Cooper Foster, Avon or Grafton in a while. Or the ones out in Strongsville / parma, whatever. Wendy at Elyria was good to me and I'll miss her. Hope to find someone else just as giving soon.

If anyone has any good reviews or tips they aren't sharing, feel free to PM me LOL.

[LincolnHawk]

Had a dream about a visit to Lakewood at the corner of Madison and Lauderdale. Was greeted by a petite lady, semi tight workout pants and an untucked shirt, name was Cindy I believe. Got to the room waited at least 20 minutes for her to get back in, massage was decent, no lotion or oil. Very little teasing prior to flip. Allowed under the clothes, then pulled her shirt up to reveal smaller Cs, standard finish, standard tip. Wasn't anything extraordinary, then I woke up.

[MoonDoggie]

I love that you want to waste your time arguing with me that my opinionated review is wrong or fake. I enjoy the provider at blue spa Lora in because I get just what I'm looking for. Just because I enjoy myself there doesn't mean you do, you try and post your own opinion.

I think we might believe that you are an actual customer, If you didn't talk in that hump hump me love you long time broken English. Next time I try and post your own opinion. WTF??

[WhyDidiJoin]

I've gone here multiple times. Always call ahead. The woman who answers the phone (Sophia / Lilly she has given both names) is the only one worth seeing. You'll know it's her because she speaks good English. She's 45 but looks like she's in her 20's. While the other providers here will give you a HE, one of them writes after 30 secs and wants to to finish yourself (still expects tip). The other one I've seen there strictly won't let you touch her. If you go here, ask for Sophia. If you can't get her, go elsewhere.

So far in my experience here the best massage HE combo is still Relax in Asia town (when they're not busy / not rushing) most other places up here are a let down tbh. North Olmsted is terrible IMO. Oriental is even worse. I'm not interested in Youngstown AMPs as I know will suggest it LOL.