Rants and Stupid shit in Orange County

[Grimmy23]

30 years of experience and 90% of the time it's a rush job. That tells me a lot about you.

Well I'm glad you're such a stud that you can go to any AMP you want and get the full time. The fact of the matter is the goal of most AMPs is to get you in, get you off, and get you out as soon as they possibly can. My 90% may have been an exaggeration, but the fact remains that the providers at AMPs for the most part are not skilled in massage, and the massage you're going to get almost all the time at an AMP is going to be half assed whether it's 30 minutes or an hour. And if you believe otherwise, you don't know much about massage. Again I'm saying most, not all. There are exceptions to any rule of thumb. The girls at Bamboo for example give good massages, but even those aren't CMT quality massages. They're good, but would fall well short of expectations at a legit spa with actual licensed therapists. The other fact is you generally go to an AMP for the extras, not the massage. The "massage" is just a nice bonus, but if you were going for the massage you wouldn't be going there. I would bet good money that if you polled people on here who frequent AMPs, you would overwhelmingly hear that most of the time people don't get the full time that they pay for. AMPs are rush jobs by design, and it's one of the reasons I don't really visit AMPs anymore.

[Kevin80]

In 30+ years of mongering, I have found that at MOST AMP's, it makes very little difference whether you go for 30 minutes or an hour. Either way you're going to get a rush job 90% of the time. At some places, the hour gets you extra amenities such as a table shower. At most places, 30 minutes really means about 50, and 60 minutes really means about 30. Either way it's make you pop as soon as possible and get you out the door for the next guy. There are exceptions of course. One of the things I like about Bamboo is that you actually get an hour service when you pay for an hour there, and given the cheap house fee for an hour that's very commendable. And it's more or less a real massage, not a half assed AMP special.

30 years of experience and 90% of the time it's a rush job. That tells me a lot about you.

[SpreadEmWide]

Agreed. Porky and Jerry are the two hyping this place with no details, no communication, and inability to reply to private messages. It's all fluff, hype, nonsense. Likely both are somehow invested in this establishment.

You 3 seem to know everything. Assholic an senior member did a review. Maybe you are saving the best for yourselves haha.

Get a life. This totally belongs in stupid shit and rants hahaa.

[Porkys1980]

Two newbs have been pimping Elegant in CM pretty hard the last few weeks. Posts sound like BP ads. Hot young chix, new talent every week, run, don't walk, don't miss out. LOL.

Have yet to see a detailed report, like where the place is located (this in itself is an enigma), what type of spa it is, house fee, tip fees, the usual stuff we need to know. Any veterans been there that could fill in some of the details?

Is all the hype true, or are the newbs fake accounts working for the spa to spread free advertising?

You know what they say, if it sounds too good to be true, well you know.

Who are you Ranting to? LOL go find out for yourself, I actually reported about a lot of places, I wish I owned them all LOL.

[Porkys1980]

Agreed. Porky and Jerry are the two hyping this place with no details, no communication, and inability to reply to private messages. It's all fluff, hype, nonsense. Likely both are somehow invested in this establishment.

Umm wth you talking about Willis?? I reported bunch of places for last 3 weeks, what have you done? Broke? No $$ no honey buddy Go scream at HEAD OR TAIL, he introduced this place here. LOL.

[Porkys1980]

Agreed. Porky and Jerry are the two hyping this place with no details, no communication, and inability to reply to private messages. It's all fluff, hype, nonsense. Likely both are somehow invested in this establishment.

You are bullying people, just if you don't like the info, then skip along, jeezes don't you Mongers have better things to do than complain and ***** all day long. move along If you actually read the list, You would know its head or tail that mentioned this place first, too bad people don't reply to your inbox, LIke we don't have anything better else to do. LOL.

[JerryX]

Just try elegant yourself. And stop whining, I don't reply to dorks.

[JerryX]

Agreed. Porky and Jerry are the two hyping this place with no details, no communication, and inability to reply to private messages. It's all fluff, hype, nonsense. Likely both are somehow invested in this establishment.

I don't reply to losers. TOFFT.

BTW.

Head or tail told me about this place, go yell at him.

[LilBuddyGillig]

Two newbs have been pimping Elegant in CM pretty hard the last few weeks. Posts sound like BP ads. Hot young chix, new talent every week, run, don't walk, don't miss out. LOL.

Have yet to see a detailed report, like where the place is located (this in itself is an enigma), what type of spa it is, house fee, tip fees, the usual stuff we need to know. Any veterans been there that could fill in some of the details?

Is all the hype true, or are the newbs fake accounts working for the spa to spread free advertising?

You know what they say, if it sounds too good to be true, well you know.

Agreed. Porky and Jerry are the two hyping this place with no details, no communication, and inability to reply to private messages. It's all fluff, hype, nonsense. Likely both are somehow invested in this establishment.

[Porkys1980]

Two newbs have been pimping Elegant in CM pretty hard the last few weeks. Posts sound like BP ads. Hot young chix, new talent every week, run, don't walk, don't miss out. LOL.

Have yet to see a detailed report, like where the place is located (this in itself is an enigma), what type of spa it is, house fee, tip fees, the usual stuff we need to know. Any veterans been there that could fill in some of the details?

Is all the hype true, or are the newbs fake accounts working for the spa to spread free advertising?

You know what they say, if it sounds too good to be true, well you know.

This place is true. Not newb promo. Looks like some senior members pimping their old places like fc Lucy or apple at palms.

I been to palms and fc. Lucy does everything. Ass to mouth. $40 for house. 90 for her. Total $130. Anna at palms wasn't all that.

[Assaholic]

Two newbs have been pimping Elegant in CM pretty hard the last few weeks. Posts sound like BP ads. Hot young chix, new talent every week, run, don't walk, don't miss out. LOL.

Have yet to see a detailed report, like where the place is located (this in itself is an enigma), what type of spa it is, house fee, tip fees, the usual stuff we need to know. Any veterans been there that could fill in some of the details?

Is all the hype true, or are the newbs fake accounts working for the spa to spread free advertising?

You know what they say, if it sounds too good to be true, well you know.

As with 90% of BP ads, hot, young chicks etc it's all BS. TOFTT, Chinese, 30's, huge undefined ass, paid for nuru, she left the top on and 15 seconds in tried to turn it into a jackhammer. I know the routine by now, so I put my pants on and GTFO. If still interested, it's on Harbor. Text them and they'll send you the addy.

[Heartless Jay]

Two newbs have been pimping Elegant in CM pretty hard the last few weeks. Posts sound like BP ads. Hot young chix, new talent every week, run, don't walk, don't miss out. LOL.

Have yet to see a detailed report, like where the place is located (this in itself is an enigma), what type of spa it is, house fee, tip fees, the usual stuff we need to know. Any veterans been there that could fill in some of the details?

Is all the hype true, or are the newbs fake accounts working for the spa to spread free advertising?

You know what they say, if it sounds too good to be true, well you know.

[Snidgens]

Give it up on Athena. If you can find the video, then you probably already downloaded and jerked to it. If not, then you will still be here moaning and crying like a little girl, wondering why your internet skills failed you LOL. Grow up.

Speaking of little girls, just saw Cleopatra22 again at her incall in OC. Same GFE date, BBBJ, DATY, 69, pics, video, then CFS in many positions. That body is so tight like a snare drum and totally built for sex. Too bad she is no longer hanging with Torreyskye. I miss those days when they did doubles in Temecula-Murrieta. Here are some pics.

How does she compare with a K-girl for her rate?

[TheZorak]

Alright, I'm not wasting any more of my time looking for that video. No point in giving the vaguest hints when Xvideos has millions of videos and a shit search engine. Nobody using the site will be able to see it.

Give it up on Athena. If you can find the video, then you probably already downloaded and jerked to it. If not, then you will still be here moaning and crying like a little girl, wondering why your internet skills failed you LOL. Grow up.

You're bragging about paying for sex and acting like a 80's movie bully. You're on the same level of the food chain as the rest of us. Relax. If you're not going to contribute to a subject, stay out of it.

[Jedi69]

Give it up on Athena. If you can find the video, then you probably already downloaded and jerked to it. If not, then you will still be here moaning and crying like a little girl, wondering why your internet skills failed you LOL. Grow up.

Speaking of little girls, just saw Cleopatra22 again at her incall in OC. Same GFE date, BBBJ, DATY, 69, pics, video, then CFS in many positions. That body is so tight like a snare drum and totally built for sex. Too bad she is no longer hanging with Torreyskye. I miss those days when they did doubles in Temecula-Murrieta. Here are some pics.