Massage Parlor Reports

[BossMan58]

Lona the massage therapist.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/41416/

Has a special going on for a week.

30 minute massage plus adult extra for $100.

[BigLuber]

I was in the area last night and stopped by, as I was in need of an actual massage. It was the worst massage I've ever had. I don't even opt to inquire about extras and left before the massage was over.

This report is probably more appreciated than you know. I'm not curious about the M Spa anymore. Thanks for Taking One For The Team.

[Member #6640]

Just found a new AMP house, near the old Madam Butterfly's location. I would like to go check it out on my day off today but my ride is in the shop till Saturday, maybe one of you guys can do a report.

Fifty x twenty seven Sheridan.

I was in the area last night and stopped by, as I was in need of an actual massage. It was the worst massage I've ever had. I don't even opt to inquire about extras and left before the massage was over.

[ThomasDoubt]

Hr at JJ, greeted in school girl outfit. Great time. 7/10 for first visit.

Hhr at Magic, super busy and was walked out on to answer the door three times. 5/10 for first visit.

Can pm for more details if needed.

Tried JJ once. Girl was pretty and accommodating but that spa is cheaply maintained (broken, damaged, holes in walls etc) and has no shower or table shower just a hose in the bathroom. Would never recommend.

[Searching10]

Cool, thanks. Yeah that's what I was thinking, those Houses along Sheridan have a long history of sub-average women, but will usually do all the extras for a decent tip. Like the old Madam Butterfly's, early on like in 2004 or so, every monger here had visited the not so hot looking laundry lady.

There are other AMPs set up in residential homes that have been great. But you got to search for them.

M spa.

Forgot to mention that the boss is a cute lady but not offering BJ or FS if you were to get her for massage.

[BigLuber]

Been there several times. Tried both girls. The two girls there now are average to below on body / looks. Certainly not hot spinners. One made minor protest about a reasonable tip for the quality of services provided.

No table shower. Place is clean. Single family style house with parking. Full range of services were available.

Good gas prices on that corner so fill up while you are there.

Follower of BL so interested in your report. Thank you for all the info you provide.

Cool, thanks. Yeah that's what I was thinking, those Houses along Sheridan have a long history of sub-average women, but will usually do all the extras for a decent tip. Like the old Madam Butterfly's, early on like in 2004 or so, every monger here had visited the not so hot looking laundry lady.

There are other AMPs set up in residential homes that have been great. But you got to search for them.

[Searching10]

Just found a new AMP house, near the old Madam Butterfly's location. I would like to go check it out on my day off today but my ride is in the shop till Saturday, maybe one of you guys can do a report.

Fifty x twenty seven Sheridan.

Been there several times. Tried both girls. The two girls there now are average to below on body / looks. Certainly not hot spinners. One made minor protest about a reasonable tip for the quality of services provided.

No table shower. Place is clean. Single family style house with parking. Full range of services were available.

Good gas prices on that corner so fill up while you are there.

Follower of BL so interested in your report. Thank you for all the info you provide.

[BigLuber]

New AMP house, near the old Madam Butterfly's location.

[OralWonder]

I understand that it may take a few sessions to establish rapport so Your mileage may vary. PM me if you can share any extra info. Thanks.

Katya. Saw her once, rushed poor back rub session with upcharge for leaving happy.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42659/

Natalia. Saw her and left happy. She has a room in her apartment set up. No frills good massage. She's overweight compared to her pics.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/41542/

Uliana. Saw her recently. Nice space in professional legit spa. Very good therapeutic massage from a beautiful woman. Says she's legit only. Cost was too much for not leaving happy. Will try her again.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/41955/

Viktoriia. I've seen her several times. Nice clean apartment spa set up. Doesn't talk much. Very tall with volleyball player body. Massage is very good for the price. Says she legit only and now I'm convienced.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/37448/

Amelia. Contacted her. Due to her location (coral gables) I asked her if she offered any extras. She said no so I passed on making and appointment.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42691/

Tatiana. Will plan to try her soon.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/41855/

Your reviews are much appreciated bro.

[BigLuber]

Just found a new AMP house, near the old Madam Butterfly's location. I would like to go check it out on my day off today but my ride is in the shop till Saturday, maybe one of you guys can do a report.

Fifty x twenty seven Sheridan.

[BigLuber]

Now I always show up well groomed, dressed in sporty clothing but clean and well fitted. I'm in my 20's and athletic..

LOL! I must confess that I don't dress very nice when I'm showing up to get naked and be naked till we're done.

I often just wear shoes I can slip off and on, no socks, cargo shorts, no underwear, and a T-shirt.

There's a couple of advantages to this, first I can get naked without worrying about folding and staging my clothes, and if there's a problem at the spa, like LE does a surprise visit, or a robber or some deranged homeless idiot walks in and gets violent, or any reason I need to be dressed and ready to go at a moment's notice, I can hop to it.

Add to that I always have a dagger and my trusty 3. 8. 0. In my pocket and I'm ready for action should SHTF.

My time overseas in the military taught me to always have an emergency plan.

Besides, I'm there to motivate her with my physique and my boner, not my outfit.

[BigLuber]

I understand that it may take a few sessions to establish rapport so Your mileage may vary. PM me if you can share any extra info. Thanks.

Katya. Saw her once, rushed poor back rub session with upcharge for leaving happy.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42659/

Natalia. Saw her and left happy. She has a room in her apartment set up. No frills good massage. She's overweight compared to her pics.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/41542/

Uliana. Saw her recently. Nice space in professional legit spa. Very good therapeutic massage from a beautiful woman. Says she's legit only. Cost was too much for not leaving happy. Will try her again.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/41955/

Viktoriia. I've seen her several times..

Oh, The Russian Massage Ladies. I can't say too much about them as it didn't take me long to figure out that they all do FS but for 2, 3, 4 times the going rate.

If you want to do FS with a fine Russian Massage lady then it will probably cost you more than you planned on spending.

They're uppity and real greedy, but they are hot and everything is upscale.

You won't find a fine Russian babe working in a crap motel on Biscayne or on List Crawler.

Me, I'm money conscious when it comes to extras with my massage. Personally, like the Chinese ladies, they are not as eye catching as the Russian women but they are way more affordable and usually more flexible with much better prospects for extra time and bare back fun.

[FourSeasons2]

I understand that it may take a few sessions to establish rapport so Your mileage may vary. PM me if you can share any extra info. Thanks.

Katya. Saw her once, rushed poor back rub session with upcharge for leaving happy.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42659/

Natalia. Saw her and left happy. She has a room in her apartment set up. No frills good massage. She's overweight compared to her pics.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/41542/

Uliana. Saw her recently. Nice space in professional legit spa. Very good therapeutic massage from a beautiful woman. Says she's legit only. Cost was too much for not leaving happy. Will try her again.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/41955/

Viktoriia. I've seen her several times. Nice clean apartment spa set up. Doesn't talk much. Very tall with volleyball player body. Massage is very good for the price. Says she legit only and now I'm convienced.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/37448/

Amelia. Contacted her. Due to her location (coral gables) I asked her if she offered any extras. She said no so I passed on making and appointment.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42691/

Tatiana. Will plan to try her soon.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/41855/

[BigLuber]

Bottom line here is that the nicer, cleaner, more refined and better looking you are the better you'll be treated. True in every aspect of human interaction.

BL knows all about this and he has gone to the max in many parlors he has visited. Bare back extras and then some at normal prices. Apply this to two women hanging out in a bar. One, she's slim and sexy and the other is a fat cow. And watch the action on them both with the men they talk to. The fat girl can increase her attractiveness to most men by looking and acting overly slutty but not as easily as the pretty girl.

Same with these masseuses having sex with their customers, they are more motivated by a clean, in shape man than a fat, ugly man.

Yes, we can all agree that being a slob will generally cost you more on the extras at an AMP. And Jmcn5523 seems to have it figured out too, but my post was really targeted at the newbies to mongering in AMPs.

We all have had after work sweaty smelly encounters with SWers, I know I have, and these girls don't really care about your hygiene all that much.

But an Asian lady in a parlor will. So it's a definite game changer for the inexperienced to know how to approach these Asian women.

I constantly get PMs from new joins here that don't know where to start in chasing FS in AMPs.

[Jmcn5523]

Yes, a financial arrangement where Your Mileage can vary greatly. And a personal encounter, like a date. It's both of these things to me.

The thrill is getting guaranteed Platinum service for less time and money than it would cost to date her for similar results. And being an attractive looking paying client that arouses the girl is a definite edge.

A wise man once told me that there are many ways to secure intimate sex from a woman, ranging from the 30 year pay-as-you-go plan to the 30 minute pre-paid plan.

These days I'm just doing the pre-paid plan, so I like to make it as interesting as a date with out the work and risk of being denied my pleasure.

And if you're into the "Dating Scene" then you know that the situation can go south for any stupid little reason. It's why we seek a paid encounter with a girl that will prostitute herself but is fine enough to make it as rewarding as a date.

I know that when I walk out of an AMP after a sexy, subserviently girl delivers a massage and a double tap of BBFS, I feel like a King..

BL. Wasn't meaning to offend at all. And please don't mistake my lack of posts as a lack of experience in this topic.

You led out with advice for the new guys. There is no substitute for presenting yourself well (clean) and being respectful (nice) for sure. However, my perspective is there is a certain price to be paid for inexperience. For me, the bottom line is the chemistry that switches it from business to that king maker experience you describe. The boards have help point me in the right direction, but at the end of the day, YMMV and experience improves your averages in the long run.

My advice to the new guys is read the board. There is no sure thing, only markers on the trail of experience. A[Deleted by Admin]

And finally, I totally agree with you about the romance and dating scene. There's a reason we seek out these experiences. And they vary by individual.