Massage Parlor Reports

**Dr Willy** · 02-22-22 21:56

Originally Posted by EveryDay J [View Original Post]

Not to contradict BHJ, but if I had to guess, I'd say they were smaller than DDs. Very full and perky Cs probably, and they sure seem real.

Along with the AGE of any given Asian girl, Tit Cup Size among ALL girls seems to be a discussion topic on which there is seldom universal agreement. I would propose the development of a series of PHOTOS, perhaps formatted into a grid-like table, showing varying Tit Sizes and Shapes, and then we could just refer to the designation in said table to describe any particular set of tits. The "table" grid could have letter-designated columns and number-designated rows (like a spreadsheet format) and each PHOTO would be designated by the corresponding grid cell... A1, A2, A3,,B1, B2,,C1, and so on.

I personally don't have the graphic skills to find ALL the possible Tit Pics necessary to fill such a table that would represent MOST potential tit sizes/shapes, so I throw this out only as the germ of an idea upon which some number of you might undertake together. To kick the concept off (and to demonstrate by example), I'll attach a JPEG file to this post with a representation of what *I* think Mocha's tits, from Milk Massage, look like to me (many of you may recognize the source for this photo if you pay any attention to the advertising bars on this very site).

**Bitter Melon** · 02-22-22 21:50

Originally Posted by GemiHilarious [View Original Post]

Wow. So I know there are all types in this hobby. The disabled, workaholics, socially challenged, emotionally stunted, etc. But this description was interesting. You are right, this might not be for you, I suggest a relationship with someone you connect with. I know working girls sometimes have multiple roles mother, shrink, girlfriend, *****. But you seem to push the boundaries. These are people too, treat them with respect and have a little empathy. Smile, don't read into it too much, have fun and be polite, say what you want and enjoy yourself.

Do not ask awkward or personal questions unless it's about their interests or what they like to do. Do not be rude, or talk down to them or be abusive, unless that's your kink and you should go to a specialist for that. They are providing a service, respect them as you would any other. Remember they have to put up with your hairy, smelly, horny, uncomfortable awkwardness. They do it with a smile and make you feel like you are great you big stud. So be nice, and enjoy the pampering.

Thank you to the others who shared their criticism. Gemi, thank you for your feedback.

I honestly did not think those questions came from a position of being judgmental, degrading, invasive, etc. I did some major self-reflection and looked up articles on "things to never ask," and turns out my three inquiries were all ones that should never be asked of SWers. I simply wanted to get to know her at a deeper level (which some of you may be reading this and laughing because we all know how my experience turned out, quite the opposite). Still feel god-awful. Wanted to ask other questions besides "How do you like this weather," or "What's your favorite movie," or "What kinds of foods do you eat?

As you said, I pushed boundaries, and that made things extremely awkward and cringey, which I get now completely. Once again this is not for me, and I am not one with this, but happy for everyone else who is.

For what it's worth am I only the one who has acted that way? Is there a sticky or thread somewhere on here or elsewhere that lists "Etiquette / Protocols to follow / Things to say or not say at an AMP"?

Many thanks.

**Booksmart** · 02-22-22 21:38

Could not get any digits of tripple A talent from other gatekeepers, so tried BO this time. Laid down the 2 $ Entrance fee and was led back to room. Then walks in Bunny! Heart stops, jaw drops, and everything rises up in you moments. Bunny is a curvy, young amazing women. Big in all the right places. Some of the most beautiful natural d's I have seen in a long time. She did every thing I asked and was more than willing to please. I wish I could get Sophia the cat and Bunny together. That would be a dream come true! Be safe and have fun.

**EveryDay J** · 02-22-22 20:17

Originally Posted by SosaTheShadow [View Original Post]

Are those DDs real?

Not to contradict BHJ, but if I had to guess, I'd say they were smaller than DDs. Very full and perky Cs probably, and they sure seem real.

**Twist** · 02-22-22 18:45

Originally Posted by Cpalmson [View Original Post]

Got to questions for the locals, what are the best days / times to visit AMPs like MM, NDS, etc. I'm from out of the area but willing to come down for play. I just don't want to cool my heals, so just curious when is a good time. I was there several weeks ago and walked into MM on a Saturday evening around 8 pm. It was kinda dead but I think the activity picked up during my session.

Beginning of the week seems to be the best. Had MM to myself during the Super Bowl. Lunch, after work and weekends tend to be busy. Sunday is hit or miss.

My 2 cents.

**Gator1961** · 02-22-22 16:10

Originally Posted by BigInJapan [View Original Post]

MC moved and became MM. There is no establishment at that 436 & 50 location anymore. There are still loads of FS AMPs in the area though. Level of service is YMMV to be sure, but they're out there. You've got the big 3 (MM, NDS, King), umassage, Ocean Star, Serenity, a few in the OBT Sand Lake area (besides NDS) that don't get as many reviews here these days, BO, Luxsa, Island, 88, etc. Between this forum and rubmaps, you really should have no problem finding *something*.

Been to MM 4 times and always looking forward to the next time. Did not know the connection to MC. Appreciate the info. May try King or NDS, but its hard leaving what you know.

Gator.

**Big In Japan** · 02-22-22 15:53

Originally Posted by Gator1961 [View Original Post]

I have definitely been known To be a little dense from time to time, but it looks like MM is only 10 minutes away from MC on Semoren using E Colonial. Am I missing something? Not being an Orlando native that is very possible.

How are the providers and services at MC. . . Comparable to MM? Would like to find an alternative to MM, not because I am unhappy, but the place is just too damn busy. I am wondering just how long it will take our favorite Uncle to pay them a visit (I sure would not want to be there when they do).

Anyway, if one you Mongers could set me straight, I would appreciate it.

Thanks.

Gator.

MC moved and became MM. There is no establishment at that 436 & 50 location anymore. There are still loads of FS AMPs in the area though. Level of service is YMMV to be sure, but they're out there. You've got the big 3 (MM, NDS, King), umassage, Ocean Star, Serenity, a few in the OBT Sand Lake area (besides NDS) that don't get as many reviews here these days, BO, Luxsa, Island, 88, etc. Between this forum and rubmaps, you really should have no problem finding *something*.

**MasterDiver** · 02-22-22 13:49

Went about 10 pm, almost no customers. Gave my 200 and asked if I didn't want an hr. Then back in room asked if I didn't wan teo girls. Got ready for shower, but not ready yet, she strips down, starts with a lap dance, then BJ, then onto table. She has nice nipples, more BJ 69, cowgirl, reverse, then back to BJ. Done, cleaned up, and out the doot in 20 min. Not complaining, just the facts. She was friendly, but will not repeat with her.

**SosaTheShadow** · 02-22-22 13:24

Originally Posted by BigHeadJohn [View Original Post]

I spent my holiday at BO. Bunny was friendly to me. Overall, she was excellent. Donation was $$.

Bunny is 22 years old. Only 5 feet 1 inch tall. She is short and thick. She has nice DD cups breasts and a beautiful face. I love meaty White girl.

The Asian MMS told me that a new Colombian (Linda) is coming in 1 or 2 days. I will try Linda too if she has good reviews.

Are those DDs real?

**BamBam77** · 02-22-22 11:41

Originally Posted by BigHeadJohn [View Original Post]

I spent my holiday at BO. Bunny was friendly to me. Overall, she was excellent. Donation was $$.

Bunny is 22 years old. Only 5 feet 1 inch tall. She is short and thick. She has nice DD cups breasts and a beautiful face. I love meaty White girl.

The Asian MMS told me that a new Colombian (Linda) is coming in 1 or 2 days. I will try Linda too if she has good reviews.

Not sure if Same Linda, but there was a Colombian Linda there about a year ago. Nice bolt ons, don't remember too many details.

**BamBam77** · 02-22-22 11:31

Originally Posted by BigHeadJohn [View Original Post]

I spent my holiday at BO. Bunny was friendly to me. Overall, she was excellent. Donation was $$.

Bunny is 22 years old. Only 5 feet 1 inch tall. She is short and thick. She has nice DD cups breasts and a beautiful face. I love meaty White girl.

The Asian MMS told me that a new Colombian (Linda) is coming in 1 or 2 days. I will try Linda too if she has good reviews.

Not sure if it's the same Linda, but there was a Colombian Linda there about a year ago. Nice bolt ons and a big ass, don't remember too many details.

**JayJayTwo** · 02-22-22 11:25

Originally Posted by SecSee [View Original Post]

At the nice places (Ks, Nds, Mm) what can I dream to donate for hour with single host for all included with two releases, including house?.

This post from DrWilly might help you out.

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

Sometimes I don't know why I bother... review this post (and the linked post referred to within this one):

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...78#post5617878

You're not getting "shorted" or "cheated" or "tricked" by receiving 30 minutes for 200 at NDS and King... RATHER... if you're getting 45 minutes, you're getting MORE than their PUBLISHED rate structure is quoting. Think of the 45 minutes as being "grandfathered" an old rate by some girls that were working there when that was their standard (which it NO LONGER IS!)

I'm NOT suggesting this pricing (30 for 200) is "fair" or is "justified" in any way... it's simply the rate CLEARLY implied by their Price List in the lobby stating 70 for 45 minutes, which would mean a tip of 130 if you're looking to pay 200 total for that 45 minutes. To believe that a starting point of 160 tip for an hour would result in 30 bucks LESS (that 130 amount) for 45 minutes defies all market knowledge of the current environment.

If one wants to complain about something here, complain about their LISTED RATES and how that compares to MM's 200 for 45 minutes, but to complain about being "shorted", "cheated", or "tricked" is simply unfounded (in my view). If you want to pay 200 for 45 minutes, either go to MM, or just "negotiate" that rate with your NDS/King provider BEFORE committing to the transaction, and realize that such a negotiated rate is below list.

Better yet, complain directly to Mona or Monica that their rates are not competitive with Milk Massage and you'll just be going THERE instead of back to NDS/King! THAT will get their attention and maybe even result in returning to that old 200 for 45 minute rate. {/soapbox off}.

**BigHeadJohn** · 02-22-22 01:58

I spent my holiday at BO. Bunny was friendly to me. Overall, she was excellent. Donation was $$.

Bunny is 22 years old. Only 5 feet 1 inch tall. She is short and thick. She has nice DD cups breasts and a beautiful face. I love meaty White girl.

The Asian MMS told me that a new Colombian (Linda) is coming in 1 or 2 days. I will try Linda too if she has good reviews.

**Brasky** · 02-22-22 00:41

Jenny is gone?? Oh snap! I'm coming over from Tampa later this week and Jenny was my first choice. Say it isn't so.

Originally Posted by RickyJames1 [View Original Post]

Anyone know of a good replacement for Jenny now that she is gone?. She obviously provided a very special service that many don't. And on top of that special service, you also got a very good massage as well! Love to find another like her.

**Cpalmson** · 02-21-22 22:35

Got to questions for the locals, what are the best days / times to visit AMPs like MM, NDS, etc. I'm from out of the area but willing to come down for play. I just don't want to cool my heals, so just curious when is a good time. I was there several weeks ago and walked into MM on a Saturday evening around 8 pm. It was kinda dead but I think the activity picked up during my session.