Massage Parlor Reports

[Moejoo]

I found Rubratings more accurate day to day for CLM and 262 than their websites. With RR down do they post anywhere besides their websites daily on what girls are available and where?.

[Jinurso]

Going to be in bucktown soon as seen in my post below. It's rare that I can get out. It's happened only once since the pandemic started, so I want to ensure a great experience. To me, it sounds like I should definitely try for Mimie at relax, but I'm also interested in golden star and massage house. New hope will be out of the way by a bit.

Where am I most likely to have a great time with someone relatively young. 20's or 30's. PMs are fine and I'll report back.

Both CLM and most of the poplar AMPs are like a neighborhood south of Bucktown in West Town, so you are well positioned to take advantage.

Bucktown itself I don't know aside from a couple of independent girls. There used to be a couple of really good parlors there. One disappeared, the other I never hear about anymore.

[Illinois Guy 7]

The house fee is 60 an hour. FS is 140 tip. You can try to negotiate for 120, but why bother. Another 20 is nothing. Just give the girl 2 Benjamins and it's game on.

I like what I read. I may give this environment another try.

[Gene2]

CLM = Chicagoland Massage. Somewhere along the line it was renamed Chicagoland Bodyrubs.

BHC = Body Health Center. Archer Ave.

DVS = DVS (haha). Full name is DVS Massage Spa.

Google is your friend. They will all come up in a search.

Much appreciated. When I googled "BHC Chicago" it gave me "Behavioral Health Center". I probably need their services, just not as thrilling.

G2.

[SpaGuy21]

Hey Guys. I'm a pretty active monger and will be visiting Chicago from north of the cheddar border this week and will have a two or three hour window of opportunity in the early evening. I've been RTFF but am having trouble with your code words for the spas. I've seen DVS, CLM, and BHC. I can't figure out what or where they are. And if you want, can you give me the best bet for a reasonable price FS AMP? Can someone help a guy out? PM is fine. Thanks in advance.

CLM = Chicagoland Massage. Somewhere along the line it was renamed Chicagoland Bodyrubs.

BHC = Body Health Center. Archer Ave.

DVS = DVS (haha). Full name is DVS Massage Spa.

Google is your friend. They will all come up in a search.

[JamesTChicago]

Going to be in bucktown soon as seen in my post below. It's rare that I can get out. It's happened only once since the pandemic started, so I want to ensure a great experience. To me, it sounds like I should definitely try for Mimie at relax, but I'm also interested in golden star and massage house. New hope will be out of the way by a bit.

Where am I most likely to have a great time with someone relatively young. 20's or 30's. PMs are fine and I'll report back.

[JamesTChicago]

Went out for the first time in a hot minute, stopped by here as it was close to where I had to be but had some time to kill. Echoing everything said above, I had an middle age Asian woman, very courteous and typical teasing until the flip. Massage was actually quite nice, she had strong hands. On flip, did not even ask or negotiate for a tip, just started goin for it. I did ask and nothing else was offered, so do not expect anything more than L1 and some OTC roaming. I just did a 30 min massage and left $40. We actually had time left after the finish and she offered to keep going, which is rare to see. Only gripe with the place is MAN it is small, rooms are not far from each other (especially at the end of the hallway) and while the walls did not seem too thin, I recommend not making a ton of noise. Parking super easy, million street parking up Clybourn.

Stay safe everyone.

I'm going to be in the buck town area soon and thinking of checking this out. The address when I look on google maps is a black building, but I see what looks like a different business. Any help here? PMsare fine. Google maps images just may not be updated. Thanks!

[Gene2]

Hey Guys. I'm a pretty active monger and will be visiting Chicago from north of the cheddar border this week and will have a two or three hour window of opportunity in the early evening. I've been RTFF but am having trouble with your code words for the spas. I've seen DVS, CLM, and BHC. I can't figure out what or where they are. And if you want, can you give me the best bet for a reasonable price FS AMP? Can someone help a guy out? PM is fine. Thanks in advance.

I'm in Chicago a few times a year and I can't remember the abbreviations. I know CLM is Chicago land massage, which is actually Chicagolandbodyrubs.com.

I've been looking for BHC and gone back 12 pages with no explanation. And of course, you can't search a three letter word.

So I could use a helping hand as well.

[NBenjamin]

Second time seeing Judy. The first time was in December '21 and came out somewhat dissapointed because only L1 with roaming was allowed. Got a pretty nice L2 today with BBBJCIM. I had a very good time since I ty[ically don't get off on BBBJ. Her technique works well for me and I'm looking forward to the next visit, with hopes of going L3.

[DertyPerv]

Brothers I'm looking for some intel on an AMP, Emp, or other suggestions by the United Center. I'll be down there March 4th for the ball game. I've been to X in Mt Prospect numerous times and I love that place. Anything close to that in this area? Feel free to PM me. Thanks in advance!

[Kampyone]

Hey Guys. I'm a pretty active monger and will be visiting Chicago from north of the cheddar border this week and will have a two or three hour window of opportunity in the early evening. I've been RTFF but am having trouble with your code words for the spas. I've seen DVS, CLM, and BHC. I can't figure out what or where they are. And if you want, can you give me the best bet for a reasonable price FS AMP? Can someone help a guy out? PM is fine. Thanks in advance.

[Jinurso]

Chicagolandbodyrubs.com has two new or maybe returning girls, Vera and Nelly. Apparently Nelly will only be around this week. Anybody have any reports either current or past if they are returnees or from another place?

[OrdLover]

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[Tkow70]

I can also confirm having bbfscip with Sophie a number of times after a few sessions to get to know her, but then after the second session we just fucked and she asked, "did you bring condom" and I said "no" and she said. "OK" and then just slipped it in. Very fun.

So is Sophie still around? Who else has provided BBFS to you guys recently that is currently working?? I read Judy does. Thanks guys.

[EyeEatAss]

Saw Judy at OD wellness this morning, was good but not great. Got the hour with good massage to start off, she started roaming at my inner thigh then I tilted my hips up, gave me a tickle in my hole then started rimming. Tongue was good along with her stroking me. That went on for about 5 min and got me rock hard ready for what I heard will be one of the best BBBJCIM from an AMP in the entire city. She started sucking really good for about 30 seconds then did mostly HJ with her licking the tip. Not much actually going in her mouth. I hadn't busted a nut in several days so I wasn't going to last long even with basic strokes but I was expecting more sucking action, didn't happen. I even told her to suck more instead of stroking and she did for another 30 sec then back to stroking. I was about to finish and told her to finish it off in her mouth and she sucked on the head and pulled away right as I started shooting my ropes. None of it went in her mouth so that was a bummer. Before I left I asked if she did FS and that was a negative. Overall if I could start this day off again I'd rather go to X in Mt. Prospect and got someone much younger since I thought Judy's sucking skills were going to make up for her old age. Oh well.

You might've seen her after I did! She complained about her jaw hurting after a 15 min. Suck job on me!